Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"What!" Xiao Ding was surprised. It was originally one-to-two, but now it's one-to-three? Fortunately, he escaped with one strike.

"How despicable! Three on three!" Katsuragi Misato nearly crushed the phone: "This villain!!! We've been horribly tricked!!"

"It doesn't matter, keep attacking." Ikari Shinji gave the order to regroup: "Rei, cover Asuka and come to me!"

After the apostles transformed into the Three Pure Ones together, the three bodies coordinated seamlessly. They attacked each other alternately and individually, launching an offensive against Xiao Ding and the other two.

"Death country! When did these three people cooperate so well?" However, all kinds of attacks were resolved one by one by Asuka and the other two, just like the most intimate old couple with the most telepathic connection. The three of them covered each other and managed to hold on to the situation.

"Click!——" Finally, Asuka found the right opportunity and poked a hole in the S2 mechanism of one of the clones with one blow.

"Whoosh!" However, the destroyed apostle merged with the other two, generating a new S2 mechanism and a new body - it was still three against three.

"Must we defeat all three Angels simultaneously?..." Katsuragi Misato saw that this battle was hopeless and was becoming increasingly passive. "My fault! Next move! - Request the United Nations to conduct N2 bombing to control the Angels' attack speed - Shinji-kun, Asuka, Rei! - Retreat!"

"We're not at the end of our rope yet—the battle has just begun! Trust the Red Army's initiative!"

“…Huh?” The Imperial Army doesn’t have this thing?

"Asuka, Ayanami—keep attacking! Open up your AT stance towards me!"

"Okay, Ikari-kun."

"Eh?!... Damn it, I don't care what happens!"

The AT stand is supposed to maintain a humanoid form. In EVA, it can be transformed into a physical offensive or defensive weapon. Once it's "opened" to anyone, in technical terms...

comprehensive.

"The AT positions of the three drivers are being integrated! - It will be dangerous if this continues." The data observed by Maya Ibuki in the command vehicle showed that there was a problem.

"It's okay. They've done something similar in experiments—their combined coefficient danger threshold is very high." Katsuragi quickly checked the numbers. She wasn't an expert. "Ritsuko, what do you think?"

Akagi Ritsuko was also in the command vehicle. After watching for a while, she agreed: "We can continue the operation—ah, this is meaningless now, they have already started."

Then, the three EVAs acted like the same person.

Hearts overlap in an instant.

No training or external force was needed. It was as if the three of them had a natural rapport, completely different personalities, yet now they functioned as one.

The smooth attack mode stunned everyone in the command vehicle.

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"Sparassi! It's so exciting!" Fuyutsuki Yukizeng came over to greet them personally. Who could say no to this fucking battle?

As a native Japanese, Fuyutsuki Yukizo felt that his subordinates had earned him enough respect. He personally took a special plane to the front line.

The bodies of the three apostles lay in the distance.

More than 3,000 front-line workers, like ants, wearing various chemical protective suits, began front-line reconnaissance and processing.

The three EVA pilots were still wearing their combat suits and drinking coffee.

"Your performance was outstanding!—Faced with this unexpected situation, you were able to resolve the battle so skillfully. Well, unity of purpose, that's what your performance is all about, right?"

The old man was as happy as an old man could be.

"Ikari-kun, well done."

"I'm so ashamed! My teammates are my strongest support, my greatest weapon, and my last resort. Without them, I'm nothing." Shinji Ikari sipped his coffee. It was around five in the afternoon. He smiled and said, "Deputy Commander Fuyutsuki, what's wrong?"

"Nothing, the commander is not here, so I have to take care of some other things. It's really rude to be late-" Dong Yue shook his shoulders and said: "I don't know if my old bones can continue to toss-"

According to certain world lines, you can still jump around for more than fifteen years.

"But as you said—Asuka and Rei, you two have certainly worked hard. The three of you have coordinated so seamlessly, it's incredible. If your combat records were uploaded to other branches, no pilot would be able to simulate your performance in such a sudden battle."

"Hmph, of course - my command cannot be described in words or actions." Asuka was also very puzzled.

The AT positions merged with each other, which was a very dangerous behavior - but there was a clear sense of... comfort.

"Ikari-kun's heart is very gentle; Asuka's heart is very warm." Ayanami summed it up: "I really like this kind of battle. It's like I've been looking forward to this feeling before I was born. It's like no other living being in this world can compare to this wonderful feeling."

“…” This metaphor is a bit confusing, but understandable.

"Well, no matter what. I'll give you three days off—rest up! You've worked hard in the battle!"

162 School trip, this is the feeling of life!

The seventh apostle disappeared as soon as he arrived, which was a bit beyond people's expectations.

It's said that Katsuragi was already preparing to retreat when he saw the Seventh Angel, the Angel of Music, "Transform into the Three Pure Ones." Throw the N2 bomb to pin down the apostle. We'll resume the battle.

I didn’t expect that the Soviet soldiers here had such strong subjective initiative.

"Hey, Baka Shinji, look at what this is—hahaha." Asuka grinned as she took out the medal hanging around her neck, tossed it in the air, and said, "You don't have it, do you?"

"?" Ikari Shinji took a closer look and said, "Hmm, Medal of Honor?"

"Nice, a medal of honor! How's that, impressive, right? You don't have one, do you?"

"Uh, I don't have any." Ikari Shinji nodded, not knowing what to say. "I have a Gold Star Medal for the Hero of the Soviet Union here. Do you want one? I can give it to you two."

Because the Gold Star Medal is usually issued together with the Order of Lenin, you can buy one and get one free.

"...Tsk, boring. Hey, first—how long are you going to work for this shady factory?" Watching Ikari Shinji arrange nine medals and request a pot of wine and fennel beans, Asuka was very unhappy. She turned around and hung the medal of honor around Ayanami's neck, who was watching all this indifferently.

"Soru-san?" The red eyes were filled with question marks.

"Look, you work in a shady factory, and those stupid Japanese give you nothing. Here, this is my Medal of Honor. I give it to you. Although... those American politicians aren't very good either. They only care about what benefits the soldiers who receive the Medal of Honor can bring to them. I'm just a propaganda piece. But - in my opinion, you're still a pretty good teammate."

Asuka placed her right hand on her chest and said arrogantly, "I'm much better than that arrogant medal slave over there."

"Oh, that's right." Ikari Shinji nodded, took off the gold star medal on his chest, which was more precious than his life, and pinned it on Asuka's medal belt: "Ayanami is an indispensable member of our team. We can't do without her. Moreover, without her, we would not be able to have such an honor - and Asuka hopes that you will not clash with her every day! You are corrupting a good child..."

"What do you mean I'm a bad influence?! I heard that before I came, you were doing monologues by First's bedside every day, talking non-stop for an hour at a time! If Number One isn't disgusted by you, you're really... Tsk, girls don't know how to protect themselves."

Ayanami looked at Asuka and Ikari arguing over her, and touched the cold metal medal in her hand. This thing meant nothing to her——

This thing suddenly meant a lot to her.

"Thank you..." She said thank you softly. This wasn't an honor, it was the bond between the three of them. Ayanami said softly, "I don't know... what I should do. But, should I say thank you?"

"!!!" Asuka's hands trembled as she took action.

"Asuka, please, please take your hands off Ayanami's face. You're being very lesbian. Can't you see that Ayanami is blushing?"

"Number One hasn't said anything yet, why are you slandering me?" With her hand still on Ayanami's face, Asuka kicked Ikari Shinji.

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Xiao Ikari and the other two are on vacation. It’s actually not wrong for them to rest after just experiencing a war.

I didn't go back to school on September 12th, but the school came to my door. Because of a piece of news -

"School trip?" Asuka was very excited. She heard the news in the NERV office and looked at Misato Katsuragi as if she was looking at Ayanami.

Jiguang launcher!

"Ah, great! Finally some downtime!" Asuka had heard of Japanese-style school trips, but American-style ones were more like... hard to say. Chinese-style school trips? Ah, there were some during the Spring and Autumn Period. As for—in short. Asuka was thinking about that disgusting capitalist laziness: "Where to, Hawaii? Or somewhere else?"

"Hawaii." Misato Katsuragi gave a playful smile.

In her office, there were nine rows of paper documents in front of her, all of which were various reports, loss requests, protests, etc. that she had to review personally.

She had no time to rest, and now three young boys and girls in front of her were going on a school trip... Trip! Trip! Trip the fucking bitch!

"New Tokyo City No. 3 First Middle School, this time the requirement is to go on a school trip to Hawaii."

"Yeah! - Let's go, stupid Shinji! Go carry my bag! - Ayanami! - I'll take you to pick out a swimsuit! -"

"But." Katsuragi Misato's "but" brought Asuka's excitement to a grinding halt. "But you three can't go. There's a possibility of an Angel attack at any time, so you three—stay on standby at headquarters."

"!!" Asuka's face was as if she had stopped, her excitement was abruptly cut off. Generally speaking, at this time, she would ask her husband for help.

"Why?! Why won't you let me go?! - Hey, stupid Shinji, can you say something?"

"Can I say a few words? Ah... okay." Ikari Shinji thought for a moment and said, "Misato-san, this is a bit unreasonable. On one hand, you're telling us to rest our nerves, and on the other hand, you're telling us to wait at headquarters. This is a bit strange—we have three pilots. According to the information Misato-san gave us—Angels usually come from offshore, and they'll be discovered five to four hours before landing. So, it's no problem for the three of us, or for each of us to take turns, to go on the school trip. As long as the journey can be guaranteed to be about four hours—"

"Four hours? Then at most you can just go from Tokyo-3 to Kyoto, right?" Katsuragi Misato thought for a moment, then said, "It's nothing..."

"I, Shinji Ikari, a soldier of the Red Army of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republic, can control the takeoff and landing of any jet fighter." Shinji Ikari gestured with his hands and said, "One thousand kilometers per hour, four hours is enough for me to fly to the ends of the earth."

"So, if the tank doesn't have enough fuel, what will you do?"

"Just attach the fuel tanks. Worst case scenario, we can just go to Ryukyu. Isn't there a US military base there?"

"? Ryukyu? You mean Okinawa?"

"Yes, after your illegal invasion by Japan, it was also called Okinawa."

"..."

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In the end, Asuka let little Ikari speak - and Shinji Ikari won his own school trip opportunity.

Because someone had to stay at the base, Ikari took a fighter jet for a day trip to the US military base in Okinawa. It was a quick trip; the fifth-generation fighter jet took only an hour to get from Hakone's New Tokyo-3 to Okinawa. Asuka was also an ace pilot in the US military, so taking off and landing a fighter jet was easy for her—but they would stay at NERV headquarters for now. She and Ayanami's school trip would have to wait until Ikari returned from his three-day vacation.

"Huh." Xiao Ding whistled and took off his flight helmet. Under the strict supervision of the US military, he dismounted from the F-16. After going through a series of formalities, Xiao Ding rode a small motorcycle and carried a small backpack. He began his solo journey to the Ryukyu Islands.

After getting off the F16, Ikari could still hear Asuka pinching her ears and cursing him.

"It really does make you happy." Ikari was riding alone on his scooter, looking at his phone without actually driving. He couldn't turn his phone off just yet, to ensure NERV could always find him. This was also a gentleman's agreement between him and Misato. "Looks like there's a lot more we can do... Where should we go first... Ah? Cultural relics? Or cultural tours? Hmm... It's so hard to decide."

Ikari twisted and turned, originally trying to evade the US military's tracking, but unfortunately the US military was NERV's father's father - they had already located Ikari's whereabouts. Tsk, I should have used Beidou instead of GPS! Unfortunately, this crappy Japanese mobile phone could only search for GPS - and ended up in a place he didn't know.

"Let's eat something." When they arrived at a beach, the 14-year-old handsome boy parked the car and found a local snack stand at a beach travel spot.

After the second impact, the Earth's axis shifted, and there was no longer a peak tourist season. Since it's summer year-round here, people only travel based on their vacation time.

There's no need to elaborate on Shinji Ikari's appearance. The sea breeze blew across his cheeks. He was ready to swim at the beach, wearing swimming trunks and a light yellow short-sleeved shirt for sun protection.

"Well, do you have any recommended restaurants?" Xiao Ikari communicated here in Japanese.

"?Well……"

The waitress in the restaurant didn't know how to respond, because this look was really unique. A young man with such a neutral and beautiful appearance, such a masculine temperament, such a protagonist's abdominal muscles and smooth muscles, and...

All sorts of blast, knife, and gunshot wounds all over his body. Oh, and there were also tattoos with strange words on them.

The waitress didn't know where to look at the man. Face? Butt? Waist? Abs? Or...

"Excuse me, any food recommendations? Um... never mind, give me some fried noodles." Xiao Ikari tapped the table lightly with his finger, then said with a smile, "Ah... you really have everything here? Even vodka... huh? 9... 6%? Okay, strong enough - give me a bottle."

"...? Are you an adult?"

"I'm an adult." To avoid trouble, Ikari asked Katsuragi to make him a fake ID. Pulling out his ID card, Ikari revealed he was now 20 years old.

A 14-year-old baby face, but a 20-year-old identity.

"!!!" The waitress felt as if she were in another world - "Okay, I'll arrange it for you right away. Sir, please wait a moment -"

The waitress's voice was filled with excitement as she trotted along. Faintly, Ikari heard a low, but extremely excited "Senpai!"

Soon, a woman with a figure that could almost be described as "graceful" brought Xiao Ding some wine. The fried noodles were still being made, but the wine was...

"Are you here alone?" Purple hair usually leads to a bad ending, a loser. The last person with short purple hair in the EVA world was Akagi's mother, who was already fragmented and then molecularized (Katsuragi also had purple hair). The woman before him looked like a college student, but her figure was incredibly sexy. She was wearing a swimsuit and sat directly across from Ikari.

"Yes, alone." Xiao Ding nodded, not even bothering to be polite as he slammed open a bottle of 96-proof vodka with his thumb. This move, a move that could only be achieved by a body contaminated by the mind, stunned the others present. Then, tbh, tbh—half a bottle down, this alcoholic treat from time travel once again stunned the others present. "Oh, is there anything wrong with this young lady?"

"Siguoi... Hey, you can call me Azusa." The purple-haired older sister suddenly began to introduce herself: "I go to a local university, and this is our diving club - Hey, are you traveling to Okinawa? Are you a college student too? You look so young, like a junior high school student..."

"?" Xiao Ding's veins popped up when he was teased. "He looks a little younger, but not small."

"?——Ha, I didn't expect that I'd be taken advantage of again. Okay, then..." He started chatting me up——

"You said, you are a diving club here?" Xiao Ding suddenly got angry and interrupted the other party's chat - sorry, I have someone: ""

"Hey, I heard there's a friend here who can drink the water of life. Who is it?"

at this time.

Suddenly, a few hunky men walked in. They were about 5'85" tall, with muscles like Schwarzenegger's. There were four or five of them, and two of them looked vaguely human—all much taller than Ikari, who was 5'6".

The muscular man in the lead just passed by after seeing Xiao Ding - but the wine bottle was still there.

I'm a little puzzled.

"What's wrong with this junior high school student?"

"Oh, that's annoying, Shinji." The purple-haired Azusa laughed and said to the tough guy, "He's an adult now—he was the one who ordered the water of life and drank half a bottle in one go."

"Half a bottle?" The tough guy was shocked.