"What will happen?"

"...then we can have the best wedding ceremony!"

"Witch...you're a genius!!"

No one could stop them anymore. Enchanted by the pink atmosphere and heart-shaped bubbles, the two headed to the cave, where they also treated it as their first date.

After arriving at the cave, the two entered together and continued to move forward into the cave.

After the wedding ceremony, I asked the Devil to prepare a home for me. I don't want to live in the desert anymore, so let's build a white house on the coast. Oh, and I also want a pet and a big bed.

——The two chatted happily along the way.

Aladdin and the witch easily obtained the magic lamp without falling into the abyss, being sealed, or engaging in a tragic battle with the last guardian.

Looking forward to a bright future, the two happily set out on their journey home. However, it seems that the test came when they were careless...

"I've been waiting for you for a long time, Mr. Aladdin! Don't be fooled by that suspicious witch!"

A woman, accompanied by many strong soldiers, formed a battle array at the cave's exit. Undoubtedly, she was the princess of this country.

"Damn witch, you actually brought Mr. Aladdin into this cave! What on earth did you do to him? What was enviable—no, obscene—no, what was so outrageous about you!?"

"...Is this country okay?"

This nymphomaniac... The witch thought so in her heart, and her cold eyes became even colder, but she didn't think about the fact that she was also a nymphomaniac before.

"Come, Mr. Aladdin! Marry me!"

The princess proposed with a brilliant smile. The soldiers behind her all had strange expressions on their faces, and it was obvious that they were very uneasy about the future of the country.

In an indescribable atmosphere, Aladdin was unexpectedly proposed to by the princess.

"No, who are you?"

He asked the princess with a very skeptical expression.

In reality, the princess had only been watching... spying... following... no, protecting Aladdin from afar, and had never met him directly. The princess had simply seen a witch suddenly approach Aladdin, who had never been popular with women, and so she rushed over in a hurry. No wonder the soldiers looked so strange.

"...Hmph, you blind princess! Aladdin is already my man. Get lost!"

The witch pressed herself against Aladdin, a smug look on her face, and Aladdin obeyed her in every way. The soldiers used their eyes to persuade her... Let's go back, Princess.

However, for a princess who has fallen in love for the first time, the word retreat does not exist in her dictionary.

"Uuuu, in that case! Come out! Demon of the Ring!"

The princess rubbed the ring and chanted a spell, and a figure appeared in the air!

"What is it, Princess? No matter how many times you beg me, I will never recognize you as my master. Your S spirit is completely lacking."

It seems that the princess's ring is a perverted magic ring that can summon and fulfill wishes.

"Ring pervert! Please lock that witch up! And then move me and Mr. Aladdin to the castle!"

"So, I'm not going to obey you... Huh!? Who is that young man?! What a powerful S-value! Fifty thousand... two hundred thousand... and still rising!?!"

The ring pervert seemed to have the special skill of detecting other people's S-level. As soon as she saw Aladdin, her originally uninterested expression immediately changed to disgust.

When the witch realized something was wrong, it was already too late.

"I have finally found my destined master!"

"Ring pervert! Please!"

"Understood! Watch out!"

With a thud, the Ring Freak, the princess, the soldiers, and Aladdin vanished. They must have moved to the princess's castle. Then, a loud rumble echoed, and the cave entrance collapsed, trapping the witch inside.

“…Damn it, princess!”

The witch was completely fooled and she stomped the ground in anger. She had to take back her beloved Aladdin immediately and sacrifice the princess.

"...Hmph, you're always careless."

After venting some of her anger, the witch took out the oil lamp from her arms.

Yes, it was the magic oil lamp! The princess thought the witch had just taken Aladdin to a secluded place to do something unspeakable, so she had no idea there would be a second demon summoning item.

"...Wait for me, Aladdin. I'll come and save you right away! Come out, demon!"

The witch chanted a spell and gently stroked the oil lamp. Then a puff of smoke came out of the lamp, and a pair of rabbit ears emerged from the smoke.

"Here I come, I'm the Oil Lamp Rabbit! What's troubling you?!"

A vibrant rabbit-eared demon appeared, shaking her ample breasts as she questioned the witch. A fire ignited in the witch's heart, and she coughed.

“…Take me out of the cave!”

"Leave it to me! Drink it!!"

The witch's wish was fulfilled in a very physical way. The magic rabbit's punch completely opened the collapsed entrance, and then light appeared outside the cave.

"...Uh~ I want you to take me to the castle..."

The witch spoke hesitantly, as if she had a bad premonition.

"Leave it to me! Come, please sit on my back! Come, hurry up!"

“…Huh? Ah, okay.”

The witch originally thought that the transfer would be done in a refined manner like the ring perversion, but her expectations were easily betrayed like a nightmare.

"Then let's go! I'm going to become a gust of wind now!"

The witch became a gust of wind on the rabbit's back.

After physically reaching the castle, the witch asked the Genie Rabbit to physically eliminate the army waiting there and physically destroy the city gate, before finally confronting the princess.

Now that things have come to this, there's no need for words. Don't show weakness! Don't beg for mercy! If you want it, you'll have to earn it through strength!

The ring pervert versus the magic lamp rabbit.

In fact, it is the Valkyrie Princess versus the Witch.

The battle between the two camps intensified, the castle was destroyed, the capital was filled with grief, and the soldiers seriously considered changing their careers.

"Mr. Aladdin, if you marry me, you'll be able to use the royal family's unique magic, 'Power'! You can grant any wish! So marry me!"

"...Hmm, you're being so blatant in your pursuit. I'll help Aladdin realize his wish!"

"Master! I will fulfill any of your wishes! So please accept me as your pet!"

"Mr. Aladdin! How about a magic lamp, a good wife, a rabbit? I will use physics and hard work to make any wish of yours come true!"

Come, make a wish! Make a wish quickly! Any wish will come true! As the buildings around him collapse, Aladdin is asked to make a wish.

“…I want to go home.”

He made this wish with dull eyes.

After that, people in a certain countryside often witnessed four girls who were close to each other and often caused great upheavals, and a young man who always had dull eyes.

Volume 10 Drama CD "DHS─Mostly It's Hajime's Fault─" Dialogue Collection

"Ordinary Occupations Create the World's Strongest 10" Shirami Ryo

■Drama CD Title

"※DHS─Mostly Hajime's fault─" (Editor's note: The Roman pinyin abbreviation of だいたいハジメのせい.)

■ Characters

Nanyun Hajime

Month

Theo Kuralus

Shia Hauria

Shirasaki Kaori

Hatayama Aiko

"supporting role"

Children and mother in the royal capital

Merchant in the capital (male)

Reporters in the Royal Capital (each a supporting role)

※Soul Sisters (all female)

■Table of contents

Chapter 1 Pervert and Master

Chapter 2 Your name is "The Idle Beloved Son"

Chapter 3: Workaholic Princess?

Chapter 4: This Crazy Alchemist Needs Self-Respect and Supervision

Chapter 5 Dark Horse

■Chapter 1 Pervert and Master

//Location: The capital of the Heilig Kingdom. This is the day in episode 6 when the invasion of the capital is quelled and the team sets out for the Empire.

Hajime (narration): My name is Hajime Nanyun, and I'm traveling to another world to return to my hometown. The Royal Capital was attacked a few days ago, Kaori died, and they also took the body of the Apostle of God, but let's put that aside for now. We're currently in the Royal Capital shopping, and we plan to depart for our next journey this afternoon.

//Sound effects: City noise.

Hajime: "Anyway, let's buy all the food first."

Yue: "Well, it's the capital after all, there must be some rare ingredients."

Hajime: "Why did you target rare items from the beginning?"

Yue: "Because I want to grab Hajime's stomach."

Hajime: "I guess you want to take control of my life."

Yue: "That's too much!"

Hajime (narration): This girl who always messes up her food under the guise of creative cooking is called Yue, and she is my favorite vampire princess.

Tio: "How is that excessive? I almost died because of Yue's cooking."

Yue: "You can just go straight to rebirth and that's all."

Tio: "Thank you for the reward, huhu."

Hajime (narration): The one who's excited about being scolded is Tio. She's a pervert.

Hajime: "But you should have some self-respect. You also made some changes to Shia's cooking yesterday without her permission, didn't you make her angry?"

Yue: "I, I meant well."

Hajime: “Because I felt something was wrong, I immediately stuffed it into Tio’s mouth, but…”

Tio: "A merciless master, priceless."

Hajime: "Food that makes people twitch and look dazed while eating it... that's no longer food, it's a deadly poison."

Tio: "You forced it upon me knowing it was dangerous... Master loves me too much, I can't handle it, huhuhu."

Yue: "Well, I'm the strongest black dragon, but I need to use regeneration magic to recover. I need to reflect on this. Next time, I will make it so that I can recover with ordinary magic."

Hajime: "After all, don't make food with the assumption that you need to receive treatment. How many times do you want to bring Tio to the brink of death?"

Tio: "You actually treat me like a guinea pig for no reason! Fufu... Fine! For the sake of the pride of the dragon race, I will accept all of this love! Come on!"

//Sound effect: The noise on the street continued for a moment.

Hajime: "By the way, Tio, why are you here?"

Yue: "How long do you plan to follow me?"

Tio: "That's such an exaggerated statement! But I like it, fufu."

Hajime: "Tsuki, I'm sorry. We haven't had much time to ourselves lately, and I was thinking we could meet up while we were shopping..."

Yue: "Don't worry, Hajime. I'm happy that you're so thoughtful."

Beginning: "Moon..."

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