Yue: "The beginning."
//BGM: The background music that brings you into the atmosphere of a world for two or the sound effects that seem like a dream world.
Tio: "W-what? Placement play? This kind of alienation is not bad, but..."
//Situation: Hajime and Yue ignore Tio, and the background music continues to play.
Tio: "Master? Please at least reply?"
//Situation: Hajime and Yue ignore Tio, and the background music continues to play.
Tio: "Hey, Yue, I──huh? What is this! An invisible wall!? Doesn't this mean I can't get close? Ah, this is space magic! I've been trapped in a space barrier without realizing it!?"
Hajime: "Then let's go, Yue."
Yue: "Yeah! Let's go shopping together♪"
Tio: "Hey, are you really planning to leave me and go? Wait for me!"
//Sound Effect: The sound of slapping on the barrier. Citizens whisper among themselves, as if wondering, "What's going on with that guy?"
Supporting Character: "Mom, what is that sister doing in a place with nothing?"
Supporting character: "Well, this is probably a street performance, right? She's so pretty, but she's a mime."
Tio: "No, it's because of the transparent barrier—Master, Yue! I'm sorry, I got carried away. Come back soon!"
Hajime: "Let's start with the place Yue wants to go?"
Yue: "No need, let's just go to the place that Hajime wants to go." ※The sweet atmosphere continued.
Tio: "Damn it, you're being so affectionate over there! Do you really want to abandon me?! This is too much! Master! It was you who took advantage of me when I couldn't move and ravaged my backyard!"
Hajime: "What! Tio, you bastard! What the hell are you yelling about in the street?!"
Tio: "My body can no longer be without a master! Please discipline my burning body!"
Supporting child: "Mom, Mom, that sister..."
The supporting character's mother: "Shh, don't look at it! It will pollute your soul!"
Hajime: "You useless dragon! You actually yelled so loudly on purpose! Be careful or I'll stab you in the ass with the stake again!"
The supporting child: "Mom, sticking an iron stake into your anus is—"
The supporting character's mother: "There are some things in this world that you shouldn't know!"
Tio: "You're going to reward me in this situation!? Thank you, Master!"
Supporting child: "Mom, that sister is lying on the ground—"
The supporting character's mother: "Someone, come! Contact the Knights! Pervert! There's a super pervert here! Aa ...
//Sound Effects: The chattering of the city dwellers becomes louder, and there is also the sound of sirens.
Hajime: "Damn it! If I stay here any longer I'll be mistaken for this pervert's master! Yue! Tie up that pervert and let's run!"
Yue: "Hajime, I think it's too late in every way."
//Sound effect: The clamor of knights chasing the fugitives.
//Situation: Hajime and the others have fled.
Chapter 2 Your name is "The Idle Beloved Son"
Hajime (narration): The knights were chasing us from behind, but we finally managed to escape into an alley, dragging Tio, who was bound in a tortoise shell binder. It was such bad luck! The fact that I was the master of that pervert almost got spread to everyone.
//Sound effect: the sound of dragging an object.
Tio: "Hoohoo, Master, can you please untie the rope? I've been dragging it on the ground for too long, and my clothes are almost worn out..."
Hajime: "I'll untie you when you stop panting."
Tio: "What a loving training."
Hajime: "This isn't training, it's training."
Yue: "Hajime, I think this will just be a reward for her."
Tio: "Even though I'm not noticeable in the alley, being tied up and dragged along the ground... I have no regrets in my life!"
Hajime: "What should I do with this pervert?"
Yue: "Hmm~ Praise her instead?"
Hajime: "There is nothing to praise."
Tio: “Uh-oh!”
Yue: "Well, at least pamper her first."
Hajime: "I don't want to die."
Theo: "Hmm! Huhu."
Yue: "Can't you be a little gentle with her?"
Hajime: "Being gentle to another woman in front of Yue? And she's a pervert? Even I can't do that."
Yue: "Really~ Hajime, you're so annoying."
//Sound Effect: A soft voice echoes, Yue looking shy. From behind, Tio shouts, "Thanks for the reward—!"
Hajime: "Besides, even if I'm gentle with her, she won't feel anything."
Tio: "That's not the case, Master. I hope you treat me with an attitude of 80% whip and 20% candy. Also, I hope that there will be love in the whip and severity in the candy."
Hajime: "What a troublesome pervert."
Tio: "This is me! Please accept it!"
Hajime: "There's a large trash can for business use over there. Can I throw you in there?"
Tio: "Of course! I'll go in by myself!"
//Situation: Moving from the alley to a place that looks like a shopping street.
//Sound Effect: The hustle and bustle of the city. You can also hear the hawking of vendors in the shops.
Yue: "Well! You two stop playing pervert and master games, it's time to go shopping."
Hajime: "Yue, I'm definitely not a perverted master."
Yue: "Yeah, I know, I know."
Hajime: "Hey, Tio, this is all your fault. Yue is just giving me the cold shoulder."
Tio: "No matter what, this can't be blamed on me..."
Yue: "Alright, Tio. I'll help you cut the rope. Don't lie there like garbage, stand up and change your tattered clothes."
Tio: "Hmm! Yue, you are quite talented as well."
//Sound effect: the sound of changing clothes.
Hajime: "Come to think of it, even though the city was devastated by the attack by the demon army, it's full of life."
Yue: "Yes, everyone is actively engaged in post-disaster reconstruction."
//Sound effect: The merchant’s hawking voice.
The supporting merchant: "Look here! Limited time sale! Kaori-sama's pillow, the Royal Capital Reconstruction Commemorative Edition, is now on sale!"
Shi Yue Huan Ao: "What!?"
The supporting merchant: "You can have the sexy Kaori-sama sleep with you! Buy it now!"
Hajime: "Hey, hey! Yue, Tio, look, there really is Kaori's pillow."
Yue: "Through the open hem, you can see her thighs... quite sexy."
Tio: "Is this Kaori's part-time job? Is she so short of money that she has to sell herself?"
The supporting merchant: "Oh, you little guy! Do you want to buy one? This is a pillow for Kaori-sama, the beloved Healing Saint! It'll sell out quickly if you don't buy it!"
Hajime: "Hey, you definitely don't have permission to sell this, right?"
The supporting merchant: "How is that possible! Princess Liliana has personally ordered that the Apostles' merchandise be sold!"
Hajime: "The real culprit is the princess..."
Yue: "Come to think of it, the last time I saw Liliana in the palace corridor, she was muttering, 'I'm going to do whatever it takes to rebuild. That's right, so this is a last resort... hehehe.'"
Tio: "Is that so? That princess betrayed her friend? That's quite bold."
Hajime: "She's been cornered, hasn't she? Hmm? Wait, Boss. You just said 'the Apostles'? Does that mean... there are others as well?"
The supporting merchant: "Huh? What's up, bro? So you're not a fan of Kaori-sama, but a fan of the other apostles? In that case, what do you think of this product?"
//Sound effect: Sound effect similar to the sound of taking out a mysterious item.
The supporting merchant: "This pillow is also a limited-time sale item! An icy beauty! Everyone's older sister! Especially the dream of every girl in the capital—the beautiful swordsman Shizuku-sama version!"
Hajime: "Hey, if Yaegashi sees this, she'll chop you to death."
Yue: "Hmm, with the open collar, the expression carries a gentleness that seems to comfort the other person, and even within the cold and arrogant aura, there is a hint of weakness. The natural atmosphere is like a scene captured while talking with a close friend in a room. Not bad, really not bad."
Tio: "Yue, you've become like a critic."
Hajime: “Speaking of which, this drawing is practically indistinguishable from a photograph. Cameras probably aren’t commonplace in this world yet…”
The supporting merchant: "You have good taste! This map was provided by the palace. I heard there's a divine tool that can completely replicate the scene. You can buy the map at the palace's direct sales booth, but commercialization depends on the craftsman's skill."
Yue: "Come to think of it, last time I saw Liliana enter the palace's treasury."
Hajime: "Princess... the real culprit is you. How could you use a national treasure for such a thing..."
Yue: "After that, I also saw her coming out of Shizuku's room. She muttered, 'Shizuku... forgive me, I had no choice,' and then ran away."
Tio: "Yue, haven't you witnessed it too many times? It's almost like she's her maid... Hmm? So, when did you witness it? After the attack on the royal capital, you stayed on the top of Kamiyama for five days to help Kaori revive, didn't you?"
Yue: "Since Kaori is surprisingly energetic in her spirit form, I will revive her while keeping an eye on the capital."
Hajime: "Yeah...Since Kaori has transformed into a ghost, her attacks are useless against her, so she's taunting Yue with all her might, letting out her usual frustrations."
Tio: "She kept hypnotizing her on the master's pillow, saying, "Hajime-san likes Kaori, I like Kaori, I like it the most." Yue got angry and wanted to beat her, but she smiled and said, "It's useless, it's useless, it's useless♪" and she kept provoking Yue... It's clear that her life is in Yue's hands. Even though you quarreled, your relationship is still very good."
Light: "We're not close! Yeah, anyway, seeing Kaori like that, I tried my soul magic too—'Spiritual Separation'." (*THE TOUCH style)
Hajime: "Regardless of how you know that, I already understand that during those five days we were at the sacred mountain, the princess did a lot of things in secret... Eh? But then, what about Kaori's photo..."
Tio: "Kaori's original body was frozen and preserved by the master, and stored in the treasure house. In other words..."
Yue: "Yeah, I saw it."
Hajime: “Here we go again.”
Yue: "Liliana said, 'Kaori, you may be my first friend, but... I'm a princess! Please forgive me!' and cut the photo of her and Kaori in half."
Hajime: “Ahh, these are the pictures I took when I was summoned…”
Tio: "That princess really does use anything she can. In a way, I admire her."
The supporting merchant: "If you guys don't want to buy anything, please go away, okay?"
Hajime: "Oh, sorry. To make amends, I bought all of Kaori's merchandise."
Supporting Merchant: "Thank you for your patronage!"
Tio: "Haha, even though the master doesn't admit it, he still values Kaori very much."
Hajime: "I just can't stand seeing my team members being made into pillows."
Supporting Merchant: "The total is 500,000!"
Hajime: "Hey, that's expensive! Never mind, I'll pay for it..."
The supporting merchant: "Thank you for paying in full in cash! You really do like the Saint. Hehehe. Speaking of Shizuku-sama's merchandise..."
Hajime: “No, that’s not necessary.”
Supporting Character Merchant: "How about this?"
//Sound effect: Sound effect similar to the sound of taking out a mysterious item.
The supporting character, the merchant: "She may look unapproachable, but her feminine charm is genuine! The sheets of 'Yuuka-sama', the beautiful female caster who is very popular among knights and soldiers!"
Hajime: "Is Sonobe also a victim..."
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