Supporting Merchant: "Hmm...no reaction...so!"

//Sound effect: Sound effect similar to the sound of taking out a mysterious item.

The supporting merchant: "Very popular with some gentlemen! Her petite appearance and those two swirling pigtails are so cute! What do you think of the Suzu-sama T-shirt?"

Hajime: "I understand that most of the girls in the class have been victims."

The supporting character merchant said: "As for the ladies, I recommend this! The half-naked towel of the handsome hero, Glory-sama! And the bath towel with the half-naked photo of him and Ryuutarou-sama is also popular with some girls!"

Yue: "I'm going to burn down your entire store—"

Tio: "Stop it, Yue. I understand that it's unpleasant for you to see someone other than your master naked, but using the words of the heavens is going too far."

Hajime: "...Amanokawa, Sakagami...you are so miserable...I will be nicer to you."

Supporting Merchant: "There are also collection cards, badges, keychains, postcards, and even a handkerchief series!"

Hajime: "This feels so familiar. It feels like a Japanese store, doesn't it? Anyway, let's get all of Kaori's merchandise out."

The supporting character, the businessman: "Haha, I get it. Hey, you're a member of the 'Team Who Wants to Be Gently Resting on Kaori-sama's Lap', right?"

Hajime: "I can probably imagine it, but... I'll ask anyway. What is it?"

The supporting character, the merchant: "Oh? Aren't you? It's Kaori-sama's official fan club. The apostles all have their own fan clubs, and they fight every day to see who's number one."

Hajime: “She’s become a complete idol now.”

Supporting Character Merchant: "Currently, the 'Team Who Wants to Be Tenderly Resting on Kaori-sama's Lap',' which currently accounts for 90% of male fans, is competing for first place with Shizuku-sama's 'Soul Sisters,' comprised of her in-laws."

Hajime: "Soul sisters... they've appeared in this world too. Those guys really pop up everywhere."

Yue: "Hajime, what are soul sisters?"

Hajime: "They are a group of mysterious creatures, so if you see one, there are thirty more lurking. They are a chaotic group that always excitedly follows Yaegashi. Their special skill is reproduction, and they are a group of berserkers who are willing to sacrifice their own lives for Yaegashi."

Yue: "What is that? It's scary."

The supporting character, the businessman, said, "Brother, you know it well. We had originally planned to hold a popularity contest, and everyone was looking forward to it, but..."

Tio: "But? What happened?"

The supporting character, the businessman: "As if it weren't for the fact that we were attacked by demons the day before the election. Do you know how much we've been waiting for this?! It's so cruel! The demons must have gotten information about the election and are deliberately trying to disrupt it! What a heartless bunch!"

Hajime: "This world is actually very peaceful, right?"

Yue: "Well, I feel a little sympathetic towards the demon."

Tio: "I was actually thought to be trying to disrupt the idol election, and I was even repelled..."

Hajime: "Hmm? You sell food too? Fertility Goddess buns?"

The supporting merchant: "How about one? This is a steamed bun with the image of the goddess of abundance, Aiko-sama. It's filled with blessings, so delicious that even headquarters will explode!"

Hajime: "You are definitely a heretic."

Yue (whispering): "What a bold black joke."

Tio (whispering): "Actually, it was really the teacher and I who blew it up."

The supporting merchant: "You heretic! Don't talk nonsense! This is also approved by Princess Liliana. She said the church also agrees. It's okay to sell it!"

Hajime: "Dead people can't talk anyway, right?"

Yue: "Liliana...what a horrible child!"

The supporting merchant: "Buy now and get a Goddess Sword Bun for a limited time!"

Hajime: "You said the Goddess Sword Bun, that couldn't be it!"

The supporting merchant: "Yes, it's the one who responded to Aiko-sama's request and repelled the monster army in Ur Town in the past, and who also saved the royal capital from danger with the light of heaven a few days ago!"

Tio: "Oh, how exquisite! The portrait imprinted on it looks exactly like the owner."

Yue: "Boss, I bought all the Goddess Sword buns."

Theo: "That's fast."

Yue: "Only I can enjoy Hajime!"

Hajime: "What are you yelling about in the street, you erotic vampire?"

The supporting character, the merchant: "Hmm? Hmm? White hair, eye patch, and prosthetic arm... Looking closely, you... No, could it be that you are the Sword of the Goddess!?"

Hajime: "You got the wrong person."

The supporting character, the businessman: "But you look just like him!"

Hajime: "This is role-playing."

Tio: "Master, your excuse is too hasty."

// Sound Effect: Whispering. It feels like they're chattering about "Goddess Sword-sama?" and "Is that him?"

The supporting merchant: "No mistake! I've been to Ur before! White hair, eye patch, prosthetic hand, and black coat—there's no way I'm mistaken for such unique features!"

Hajime: “Puff!”

//Sound effect: sound of falling.

Yue: "Hajime!? Cheer up!"

Tio: "Master actually... fell down and lay on the ground?"

Hajime: “I had no choice. This outfit is perfect for a harsh journey. That’s the only reason I wear it…”

Tio: "Master, who are you defending yourself to?"

//Sound effects: Cheers - "It's the Sword Goddess!", "What a strange outfit!", "It takes courage to dress like this!", "That's what makes her admirable!", etc.

Yue: "Well, we're surrounded."

Tio: "As expected of the royal capital, as soon as you attract attention, there will be a crowd of people watching."

The supporting merchant: "I didn't realize you were the Sword Goddess herself. How rude of me! Please, take all the merchandise of the Goddess of Plenty—hmm? So, if you're the Sword Goddess, why are you only looting Kaori-sama's merchandise...are you cheating on me?!"

Hajime: “Don’t say things that could lead to misunderstandings.”

Yue: "That's right, it's not cheating. Because Hajime has been mine from the beginning!"

Hajime: "Yue, you should also take a look at the situation."

//Sound effects: The crowd is shaken, saying things like "Is this true?", "Is that so?", "That girl... is so beautiful."

The supporting character, the merchant, said, "How is that possible? Lady Goddess Sword and Lady Aiko should truly love each other! After all, Lady Aiko is the true love of love!"

Yue: "Humph, Aiko's 'love' is at most the 'love' of a mistress!"

Hajime: "What are you arguing about?"

Tio: "I will take this opportunity to announce it to the world──Listen carefully, I am the Sword of the Goddess's favorite sex slave──"

//Sound effect: Bang! A gunshot.

Tio: "Thank you, Master!"

//Sound effects: A cacophony of voices - "They say he's cheating.", "Poor goddess.", "It's that pervert from before. (The mother from before)", "I've already informed the Knights.", etc.

//Sound effect: Beep! A police whistle sounds.

Aiko: "Hey~~ Nagumo-kun! It turns out you're the culprit behind the commotion in the royal capital!"

Hajime: "Oh no, it's the teacher. Why did you come here at this time?"

//Sound effects: A cacophony of voices – “It’s the goddess!”, “She’s here!”, “Oh my goddess! Why is she here!”, “It’s going to be a good show.”, etc.

Aiko: "Someone reported that a pervert and his master were playing SM games in public! When I heard that, I thought, 'Ah, that's Nanyun-san!' Seriously! You're such a jerk!"

Hajime: "No, that's a misunderstanding."

The supporting character, the merchant: "Aiko-sama! Please allow me to presume to report this to you!"

Aiko: “Eh? W-What’s going on? I was talking to Nagumo-san—”

Supporting character Merchant: "The Goddess Sword is cheating!"

Aiko: "Huh!? Nanyun-san is cheating!? How is that possible!?"

Supporting character, Merchant: "I understand your reluctance to admit it, but it's the truth!"

Hajime: "Hey, you have no evidence at all, watch out or I'll cut a hole in you!"

Aiko: "Nan-Nanyun-san, what's going on?! I just told you that you're not allowed to have two girlfriends at the same time!"

Hajime: "That time in Ur Town, right? Don't keep coming closer, it'll cause misunderstandings."

The supporting character, the businessman: "Could it be that you already have a criminal record?"

Aiko: "Eh! Nanyun-san has a criminal record!? Isn't it just two relationships, but three... No, if you add Shirosaki-san... four relationships at the same time!? That's outrageous!"

The supporting merchant: "Hey! The Sword of the Goddess is having affairs with four women! Even Kaori-sama is involved!? I see, that's why he bought so many pillows!"

Aiko: "A pillow!? You already have a lover, and you're still using Shirosaki-san as a pillow?! Shame on you! The teacher won't allow that! Yes, the teacher absolutely won't allow that! I need to teach you a lesson, Nagumo-san!"

// Sound effects: A cacophony of voices—"Has the Saint been assaulted?!" "This guy is such a scoundrel!" "Quickly inform the Lap Pillow Squad!" "I don't want to admit it! I don't want to admit it! (*Hello style)" and so on.

Hajime: "Tsuki, Tio, you saw this, right? This is the famous scene in our high school, 'Ai-sensei's idle state'."

Yue: "Yeah, it's like magic."

Tio: "If a reporter were to interview her in person, it would definitely be very popular."

Supporting Reporter: "Hello. I'm a news reporter from the Royal Capital. May I interview you?"

Tio: “You really came!”

Supporting Reporter: "Aiko-sama! Is it true that your lover, Nanyun, was stolen from you?!"

Aiko: "Huh!? Nagumo-san and I are lovers? Huh? Weird?"

Supporting Reporter: "I came here after receiving intelligence reports. I heard that Nanyun had an affair with that blonde girl. Please tell us the truth! Please tell everyone the truth!"

Aiko: "Ah, so this is what cheating is..."

Hajime: "I finally realized it was a misunderstanding."

//Sound effects: A noisy crowd of voices – “Aiko-sama, you’re so pitiful.”, “Apologize! Apologize to Aiko-sama!”, “Aiko-sama, how are you feeling now? Hey, how are you feeling? Haha!”, etc.

Aiko: "Ah wow wow wow, no, no. Nagumo-kun and I don't have that kind of relationship! Because I'm the teacher! He's the student! Forbidden love is absolutely not allowed!"

Supporting Reporter: "But when the town of Ur was attacked by the monster army, the Nanyun clan said they went to the battlefield for Aiko-sama. Was that a lie?"

Aiko: “Uh… it’s a lie, but it’s a lie…”

Supporting Reporter: "How do you explain your passionate kiss with him after the fight?"

Aiko: "That was an emergency measure to detoxify... Ugh, please don't make me recall it... I'm so embarrassed..."

Tio: "Hmm, she's actually hiding her face with her hands and acting coy... How clever of you."

Yue: "I'm feeling a bit pissed off. Can I use gravity magic to vent my anger?"

A supporting reporter: "When the capital was attacked, those who used telescope magic to observe the sky above the headquarters reported that Nanyun was holding Aiko tightly, protecting you from someone's attack."

Aiko: “That’s true… He hugged me very tightly…”

Supporting reporter: "There's also information that when you were in the palace, when Nanyun was about to leave, you cried on his back!"

Aiko: “Even that kind of information leaked!?”

//Sound effects: A cacophony of voices – “Has Lord Aiko been abandoned?”, “Murderous intent surges in my heart!”, “Lord Aiko! Don’t back off! Don’t show any goodwill! Don’t look back!”, “Please throw yourself into my arms!”, etc.

Supporting Reporter: "No matter how you think about it, I think that's something lovers do, right?"

Aiko: "I-I said no, so it's not! Besides, Nanyun-san is already dating Yue-san! They're always so affectionate, I'm so envious—ahem!"

Supporting reporter: "What! So the person he cheated with wasn't Yue Shi, but Aiko-sama?!"

Aiko: “Huh!? I, I didn’t cheat on you with Nagumo-san!”

Supporting Reporter: "Really? Judging from your words and actions, it's hard to believe. At the very least, you should have other feelings for him, right?"

//Sound effects: A noisy crowd of voices – “How is it, Aiko-sama!”, “Tell me what’s going on, Aiko-sama!”, etc.

Aiko: "How, how could that be possible... I'm a teacher... Nanyun-san is a student... and he already has Yue-san... No, but when Ur saw him, Shia-san and Tio-san seemed very close to him, and he seemed to care about Shirasaki-san too..."

Hajime: "Hey, teacher, are you okay? You're starting to feel dizzy and you're about to go into idling mode again."

// Sound Effect: Aiko's dizziness. Then a snorting sound, as if something is losing control.

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