Aiko: "...I'm not personally interested. I'm asking purely for the sake of my students' future, as a teacher... Nagumo-san, how many people can you accept at most?"
Hajime: "What are you asking?"
Aiko: "I'm pretty confident in my cooking skills! I'm especially good at making omelets and shredded burdock salad!"
Hajime: "What are you trying to sell?"
Aiko: "Are you interested in older women?"
Hajime: “Basically, Yue and Tio are both much older than me…”
Yue: "Hajime, 'very much' is redundant. I'll settle the score with you later."
Tio: "Thinking about it, I was penetrated by a much younger boy... Well, that's quite exciting."
Hajime: "I've dug my own grave. Ahhh, seriously, Sensei, calm down! Wake up!"
//Sound effect: With a snap, the sound of clapping was heard.
Aiko: "Huh!? What am I doing!? No, Nagumo-san! I don't have any feelings for you! Please don't misunderstand me!"
Hajime: "You seem like a troublesome tsundere."
Aiko: "Please believe me too, Miss Yue!"
Yue: "Aiko... no problem."
Aiko: "Ms. Yue... you understand—"
Yue: "You haven't hidden your past at all. It's rare to find someone as obvious and understandable as you these days."
Aiko: “Huh!?”
Tio: "Teacher, how should I put it... your behavior is truly regrettable."
Aiko: “Huh!?”
//Sound effects: A noisy crowd of voices: "Has Lady Aiko fallen in love with another man?", "So she's the goddess who stole my love.", etc.
Aiko: "No, no! It's not like that!!"
// Sound effects: The sound of running away. There are also voices of support for Aiko, such as "Aiko-sama! Love is war!", "The wound is still shallow!", "No battle, no victory!", etc.
Hajime: “He ran away.”
Yue: "Yeah, he ran away."
Tio: "Run away."
Supporting Reporter: "By the way, Nanyun-sama. You've toyed with the Goddess of Plenty. How will you take responsibility? Please also explain your relationships with other women in detail! Don't you find your actions shameful? Are you planning to reflect on them?!"
//Sound effects: A cacophony of voices – “That’s right! How shameful!”, “Please let me become your disciple!”, etc.
Supporting reporter: "You're full of gossip. Please accept my interview! Thanks to you, no one has to worry about not having gossip to eat today—"
//Sound effect: Bang! Gunshot.
Supporting reporter: "Wow!"
//Situation: The scene was completely silent.
Hajime: "What a beautiful day today, with not a single cloud in the sky. On days like this, I for no reason want to rain down the light of judgment from the sky and reduce everything to ashes..."
//Situation: Silence reigned. A moment later, a series of cries of "Ah ...!" The sounds of people running away, like "Run!", "Escape from the capital!", "Everyone's going to die anyway!"
Tio: "The royal capital is in chaos."
Yue: "And so, the Goddess Sword's infamy has grown."
Hajime: “I feel so tired…”
■Chapter 3: Workaholic Princess?
//Location: On the outskirts of the royal capital, inside the airship Fornil.
Hajime (narration): The capital was in chaos, so we headed to a less conspicuous spot in the suburbs. Before we left, I wanted Yue and the others to see the airship Fornir, so this wasn't an attempt to shirk responsibility for the chaos.
Hajime: "Alright, we won't be able to see the capital from here. I'll call out Fornil right away."
//Sound effect: The sound of the hull coming out of the treasure house.
Yue: "Hmm...it's so big."
Hajime: "Thank you for the regular lines."
Tio: "It's really big. It looks like it can hold a hundred people. The hull is also smooth and beautiful."
Hajime: “Right?”
Tio: “But, um…”
Hajime: "What? Are you dissatisfied? If you have any requests, please tell me and I will make improvements immediately."
Tio: "No, I'm not dissatisfied with the boat, but... I thought I could fly with the master... Then I wouldn't be needed anymore." ※ Frustrated.
Hajime: “No, no, there’s no such thing…”
Yue: "Hajime, you thought Tio was cute just now, didn't you? Your heart was moved, right?"
Tio: "Hmm? Is that so, Master?"
Hajime: "Hmm, that's not the case. However, I don't mind flying on a dragon's back. No, it's more like a man's romance. So, if you could give me a ride sometimes from now on, I'd be happy..."
Tio: "Hehehe, I see. In other words, Master doesn't 'need' to sit on my back, but rather 'likes' to sit on my back, right?"
Yue: "Tio, you thought Hajime was cute just now, didn't you? Did your heart flutter?"
Tio: "Yeah, very cute!"
Hajime: "Yeah, anyway, I'll take you to see Fornil's equipment first—"
//Sound effect: the sound of someone running towards you.
Shia: "Hajime-san~~ Sorry for the wait! Ah, wow, it's so big!"
Kaori: "Wow, really! It's spectacular!"
Hajime: "Oh, Shia and Kaori are here too? I just notified them telepathically, you guys are really quick."
Yue: "Phew! Even Kaori is here."
Tio: "Yue, why are you in a fighting stance?"
//Sound Effect: The sounds of Shia and Kaori arriving.
Kaori: "Hashi-kun! Sorry to have kept you waiting—"
Yue: "—Thunder Dragon!"
Kaori: "No problem, break it down!"
//Sound effects: thunder and the sound of decomposition and dissipation.
Yue: "Tsk! Don't worry, you're so strong."
Kaori: "What are you doing all of a sudden?! I almost died! Yue is an idiot!"
Yue: "Kaori will be resurrected even if she dies, so it's okay."
Kaori: "Don't make me sound like a zombie! I'll die when I'm supposed to!"
Yue: "Hmph, this is the difference between Kaori and me. I won't die before Hajime and leave him alone."
Kaori: "Ah, so cunning, trying to widen the gap between us as if nothing happened... Don't worry, Hajime-kun! For Hajime-kun, I can die countless times, and no matter how many times, I will be resurrected and always be by Hajime-kun's side!"
Hajime: "That's scary! Isn't that just like a horror movie?"
Hajime (narration): This lively, healthy, yet sickly girl is Shirasaki Kaori. Although she was once dead, she was resurrected by taking over the body of God's Apostle. Her relationship with Yue is irreconcilable.
Yue: "Don't come near Hajime! You yandere, stupid Kaori!"
//Sound effect: Thunder.
Kaori: "It's useless, it's useless~~♪ Watch me dissolve all of Yue's magic~~♪"
Yue: "Watch out, Shia's straight right punch!"
//Sound effect: impact sound.
Kaori: "Hmm, you're suddenly using a physical attack. How cunning! Since you're planning on that, I'll do it too! The sure-kill 'God's Apostle Fist'!"
//Sound effect: impact sound.
Yue: "Uwaaa, damn it! You stupid Kaori!"
Kaori: "If you call someone an idiot, you're the idiot! Yue is an idiot!"
//Sound effect: The sound of a chaotic scuffle.
Hajime (narration): Like this, she mostly talks to Yue with her fists. What a pain in the ass.
Shia: "Well, ever since she switched to an Angel's body, Yue-san has become even more rude to Kaori-san. I'm a little jealous."
Theo: "They are the epitome of 'the more they argue, the better their relationship becomes'."
Hajime (narration): The bunny-eared girl Shia was looking at Yue in the women's wrestling match, feeling rather downhearted. She was getting a bit upset because Yue had been so focused on Kaori lately.
Shia: "So, Hajime-san, I heard you threw the capital into chaos, right?"
Hajime: "Don't accuse me. What evidence do you have to say that?"
Tio: "Even though he's a criminal, he answered so naturally, without a trace of hesitation... He's so shameless! As expected of a master!"
Hajime: “Thank you for the compliment.”
Shia: "I don't think that's a compliment... Anyway, since the teacher told everyone about the incident after returning to the palace, everyone knows that Hajime-san is the culprit."
Hajime: "What a despicable teacher! He actually betrayed his students. How can there be such a teacher?"
Shia: "Well, it's not so much a betrayal as it is a feeling of being forced to betray."
Tio: "What's going on?"
Shia: "Princess Liliana has transformed into the Great Demon God."
Hajime: "...I see, she caught the teacher."
Tio: "They've been forced to use Kaori and the others' products to boost the economy, but now the master is causing chaos. That's why she's angry."
Shia: "The princess's pressure is truly terrifying. She's looking ferocious, shouting 'Is Nan-kun-sensei-there?' and searching everywhere for Hajime-san."
Hajime: "Oh, oh, the princess has turned into a Namahage..."
Shia: "By the way, Hajime-san, you knew it would turn out like this, so you didn't come back to the palace, right?"
Hajime: "I don't quite understand what you're talking about."
Tio: "Because the king has passed away, the princess is already very busy with work... Master, if you don't show her some compassion, the princess will go bald."
Shia: "At least she might have a perforated stomach, right? I've seen her take stomach medicine so smoothly, it's like Hajime-san's quick-fire shot."
Hajime: “Is this true?”
Tio: "In every sense, she is terminally ill."
Shia: "That's right, but there's something I'm a little concerned about..."
Hajime: "What? Is there anything else? Honestly, I'm tired of hearing about princesses."
Shia: "I think it's just my imagination, but the princess seems a little happy..."
Hajime: "...She's almost going bald or getting a perforated stomach due to the stress. How can she still be happy?"
Shia: "That's right, I must have mistaken her. When the capital was in chaos and the troops from various divisions came to her for instructions, she looked exactly like Tio-san. Yeah, it must have been my imagination."
Tio: "Same as me? What do you mean?"
Shia: "Uh~ She was mumbling something like, 'Hehehe, documents are piling up, willful complaints are pouring in, all sorts of problems could cause a riot if I make a mistake... There's never-ending work... Fufufufu.' She looked completely lost."
Tio: "...like when I was rewarded by my master?"
Shia: "Yes, it's that expression that everyone avoids, and that looks so comfortable."
//Sound effect: The sound of Yue and Kaori fighting.
Yue: "Kaori is an idiot!"
Kaori: "Yue is an idiot!"
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