//Sound effect: First there are a few bird calls, followed by a pause.

Hajime: “It’s so peaceful here…”

Theo: "It's really relaxing."

Hajime: "After returning to the palace, I'll bring some food and visit the princess..."

Tio: "I will use regeneration magic and soul magic to help her heal..."

Shia: "Ahahaha, that's disgusting! You two are exaggerating. How can your Highness be a pervert who gets excited by a lot of hard work?"

Theo: "Hmm, huh."

Hajime: "Tio, what happened to you suddenly?"

Tio: "No, it's nothing. I was just excited about the part about 'The princess can't be this perverted'."

Hajime: "The range of things that excite you is too wide."

Chapter 4: This Crazy Alchemist Needs Self-Respect and Supervision

Hajime (narration): Pulling Yue and Kaori apart from their glaring gazes, we entered Fornil. While explaining the equipment I was so proud of, I checked Yue and the others' detailed requirements, intending to refine them before our departure that afternoon.

Hajime: "Alright, I'll take you to your rooms in the living area."

Kaori: "Wow, it's so spacious, just like the guest rooms in the palace."

Xia: "It's great. Every room has a bathroom and toilet, and even a kitchenette."

Hajime: "It's fully air-conditioned and has a refrigerator. All that's natural. But that's not what I want to show you. Yue, tap the edge of that table."

Yue: "Hmm? Here?"

//Sound Effect: Knocking on the table, followed by the sound of a chainsaw.

Shia: "Ms. Yue! It's dangerous!"

//Sound effect: A whoosh, the sound of something passing through.

Yue: "Hmm!?"

Kaori: "Hey, Hajime-kun!? What was that just now!?"

Hajime: "As you can see, that's a mechanism that shoots out a spinning blade from the wall. If you encounter an unauthorized intruder, please take them by surprise and cut them in half."

Tio: "Is this my imagination? The rotating blade looks like it's attacking the person who activated the mechanism. Yue puts her hands on her head, tears welling up in her eyes."

Yue: "H-Hit? Maybe I scratched my scalp a little..."

Hajime: "Because I wanted to scare you, I set the altitude to be very close."

Light: "Ugh! This is the second time! This is the second time my scalp has been shaved! Does Hajime have any grudge against my scalp!?"

Hajime: "Shia, your room is also equipped with it, so feel free to give it a try. Also, the position of the spinning blade is different in each room, so feel free to experience the thrill."

Yue: "I'm being ignored!?"

Shia: "T-This might be bad. Hajime-san looks really excited."

Kaori: "Shia? What's wrong?"

Shia: "When Hajime-san becomes a craftsman, he sometimes forgets his conscience and common sense. The fact that he's using his beloved Yue-san as a test subject shows that the 'Mad Alchemist Hajime' has appeared!"

Kaori: "What the hell!"

//Sound effects: BGM full of tension.

Hajime: "Kaori."

Kaori: "Eh! W-What's going on? Hajime-kun."

Hajime: "Please lie down on the bed."

Kaori: "What should I do? Normally, these words would make my heart race, but now I just shudder..."

Hajime: "Kaori."

Kaori: "U-um, Hajime-kun, I think we should just forget about it this time."

Hajime: "Lie down."

Kaori: “…Yes.”

//Sound effect: The sound of someone dragging themselves onto the bed.

Hajime: "Is there a light switch next to the bed?"

Kaori: "Yes."

Shi: "Press it."

Kaori: "Wuwu~~ Yue, Shia, Tio~~"

Yue: "Kaori...good luck!"

Kaori: "Look at you smiling so happily! Yue is an idiot!"

Shia: "Kaori-san...as long as she's freshly dead, it's fine! She can be resurrected!"

Kaori: "Thank you for the encouragement, I can't feel at ease at all! Shia is an idiot!"

Tio: "Kaori, just think of it as a reward—"

Kaori: "Shut up, pervert!"

Tio: "Thanks for the reward!"

Hajime: "Come on, press it. Press it quickly! Quickly, quick!"

Kaori: "There's nothing I can do! A woman needs courage! Shirasaki Kaori, press it!"

//Sound effect: the sound of pressing a button.

//Sound effect: The loud sound of a rocket launching.

Kaori: "Huh? Wait, what is this aa ...

Shia: "Kaori-Miss Kaori ahh ...

Tio: "When the ceiling opened, Kaori flew away along with the bed!"

Hajime: "Hmph, let me explain. This is an emergency escape device. Sleepers are defenseless, so we can just eject the bed along with them. Oh, and by the way, you can also just open the ceiling and enjoy a leisurely stargazing experience."

Shia: "Can't you just do this function!?"

Tio: "The propulsion is about the same as a missile... Kaori is just a tiny dot left."

//Sound effect: The sound of shining stars.

Yue: "So, Kaori became a star in the sky."

Shia: "Miss Kaori has become eternal."

Tio: "What a sad incident..."

Kaori: "Don't kill me without permission!"

Hajime: "Oh, you jumped off on the way. Okay, Tio."

Tio: "W-What is it, Master?"

Hajime: "Sit on that chair and pat the center of the table."

Tio: "I will be cut in half by the rotating blade."

Hajime: "Don't be in a daze! Kaori is coming back! Hurry up!"

Tio: "I know, I know, I'll do as you say. Don't rush me! The Master has really gone crazy."

//Sound effect: slapping the table.

//Sound effect: The "on" sound feels like the sound of the screen starting up, such as the Windows startup sound effect.

Tio: "W-What's this? The wall is reflecting the scenery outside... Ouch? A rod popped out."

Hajime: "Listen carefully, Tio. Did you see Kaori coming back from the sky on the screen?"

Tio: "Yeah, yes. Her expression was fierce. She was very angry."

Hajime: "You manipulate the pole and aim the cross at the furious Kaori."

Tio: "...I have a very bad feeling."

Hajime: "Hurry up, hurry up!"

Tio: "I-I know, I know. Uh, is that so?"

//Sound effects: Search and lock sounds.

Hajime: "Press the joystick button."

Tio: "Just to be on the safe side, let me ask you something. Is there any problem?"

Hajime: "Sure! It won't be a problem."

Tio: "I'm feeling uneasy...Okay, press it!"

//Sound effect: the sound of pressing a button.

//Sound effect: The sound of a machine gun firing.

Kaori: "Eh!? Hey, wait a minute! Aa ...

Tio: "Ugh! This is a big problem! Isn't this a Gatling gun?!"

Shia: "Ms. Tio! Take your finger off the button!"

Tio: "Yeah, that's right! Hey, I'm still cumming even after I let go."

Kaori: "Uoooohhhh! I won't get hit!"

Yue: "Amazing! Kaori is dodging the barrage!"

Tio: "No, no, no, before that! Master! This thing is broken! It has to stop quickly!"

Hajime: "Don't worry, I anticipated that you'd get startled and let go of the joystick mid-flight. I've already set it up so it automatically switches to heat-sensing auto-tracking mode."

Tio: "That's nothing to be proud of! Why are you shooting at Kaori?!"

Hajime: "Look, those aren't live bullets, they're paintballs. If there's nothing to do during this air tour, you'll be bored, right? So I installed a real shooting game function in each room. Kaori and Yue are great, but Tio, you're also good at flying, right? You can take turns being the target and enjoy the fun of shooting."

Yue: "Hajime, are you planning to use me as a target?"

Shia: "Crazy! Hajime-san is a crazy alchemist who enjoys hunting humans!"

Kaori: "Hashi-kun~~! Did you hear that!? The machine seems to be malfunctioning! Stop it quickly!"

Tio: "Even in this situation, Kaori still didn't doubt the master. It's really touching."

Hajime: "Hey~~! Kaori! If you don't think it's exciting enough, just tell me! I can always switch to real bullets~~!"

Tio: "And the master has no sense of guilt or remorse at all. He is truly crazy."

Shia: "Miss Kaori~~! This seems to be a shooting game! The culprit is Mr. Hajime!"

Yue: "Kaori~~ I allow you to fight~~ Go ahead~~!"

Kaori: "...Oh, so that's how it is."

//Sound effect: Earthquake-like sound.

Hajime: "What? The silver light is gathering... Is that a disintegration bombardment?!"

Kaori: "Hajime-kun, I believe everything has a limit."

Hajime: "Calm down, Kaori, let's sit down and talk it over. I mean well..."

Kaori: "Is that all you want to say?"

Hajime: "Wait! Don't shoot Fornil! I put a lot of effort into building this ship! This ship is the product of my hobby, passion, and romance—"

Kaori: "Can I help you calm down a bit?"

//Sound effect: The sound of launching a decomposition bombardment.

Hajime: “Stop it, ahhhhh!”

//Sound effects: Direct hit, explosion.

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