Marvel Gashapon Maniac

"Agent Coulson, is it really okay for you to abuse your law enforcement powers like this?" The voice came through Coulson's earpiece; it was Hawkeye, who was aiming his bow from a high-rise building not far away.

"It's no big deal, the captain must have his reasons," Coulson said nonchalantly.

The electric man looked around.

"I……"

1. Same old request, umm.

2. I wonder if any of you here have boyfriends or girlfriends? I'm curious.

3. Speaking of which, why do I feel like most of the female superheroes in American comics wear tight-fitting clothes? Do Americans have some special fetishes?

4. I downloaded Sophie's video on Bilibili, which is awful. But thankfully I finished watching it.

Chapter 72 The First Gathering of the Big Three

Needless to say, the final result was that Electro Man, who had just become arrogant, was ganged up on and beaten by a group of big shots, and back down.

An unnamed alien prince kicked him a couple more times, which made Electro think that he should give back to society and stop being a villain.

Finally, as he was being escorted to the police car after being secured with insulated gear, he was kicked by an unknown, well-meaning bystander, who kicked him into the police car.

As he was escorted away by a group of superheroes, Electro indeed gained the attention he desired.

This pain is a bit, especially in the tailbone area.

"This doesn't feel like something a superhero group would do. It's more like a super gang." Peter whispered to Fu You, since the only superhero he knew well was Luna.

However, he didn't seem to notice that Miss Ghost Spider was watching him closely, trying her best to control herself from spraying Peter's face with spider silk.

Meanwhile, Vishir, who was watching from the sidelines, didn't seem to notice anything. She was one of the few people who knew Fu You's identity.

Currently, only Tony, the Ancient One, and Versil know Fu You's secret identity, but everyone keeps quiet about it.

Wishill patted Gwen on the shoulder, made a cutting gesture, and glared at Peter with a hostile expression...

Gwen shook her head and shot out a spider silk thread, then left.

"Among those present are a big arms dealer, an alien husky who destroys homes, a handsome knight named Moon Wheel, a shameless demon who can't double jump, and you, a modern-day Tarzan-like spider. How do you call this a legitimate group?" Fu You looked at Peter strangely.

"No, what you're saying is getting more and more inappropriate! And there are so many words in your speech that I don't understand!" Peter couldn't help but burst out with his吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments) spirit and loudly complained.

“Those terms are a secret,” Fu You said playfully, sticking out his tongue and making a cute gesture at the end.

“I’m even more concerned now!” Peter’s blood pressure soared.

"Hey, Moon Wheel. You're here too?" Thor stepped forward and greeted him.

“I was right there. The kick you gave after your tailbone was from me.” Fu You looked at Thor strangely.

Thor scratched his head awkwardly: "I wasn't paying attention. I was just getting beaten up by Deathstroke... I had a tough fight with Deathstroke, and then someone else attacked me, so I got a little excited."

"Looks like a lot of people came today." Tony walked over, also wearing his armor.

He also noticed Hawkeye upstairs not far away, but after watching the battle, Hawkeye left without paying any attention.

“So Spider-Man, the street hero of New York, is here too.” Tony greeted Peter as well.

"Since we've all come together by such a coincidence, shall we go get something to eat?" Thor suggested.

"You just want to go to the No.1 Restaurant in the world to eat Reincarnation Spring Rolls, right?" Tony said disdainfully.

Fu You taught Wu Ziming, the head chef of Tianxia Diyi Lou, how to make Reincarnation Spring Rolls last time, but he didn't give him the recipe.

Reincarnation Spring Rolls have become the new signature dish of the World's Number One Restaurant. In exchange, Fu You can order takeout from the World's Number One Restaurant's waiters and eat it for free.

Fu You felt he had gained a lot of weight, but he had recently lost it because he discovered that the energy consumed during transformation included calories.

Tony and his friends are already regulars at the No. 1 Restaurant in the World. Since they've already said that Tony has plenty of money, of course he'll go.

However, Peter had other things to do.

"I'm sorry, I have other very important things to do. I apologize," Peter said awkwardly.

"It's alright, there will be plenty of opportunities." Tony didn't seem to mind and patted Peter on the shoulder.

"Well, I have to take my leave now." Peter left first; he had a date to attend, after all, it was his first date ever.

However, he may have found out about his date without his knowledge.

While the others were chatting, Thor bought a few popsicles and was licking them when he casually tossed a bag onto the road.

"Thor, don't litter," Fu You said to Thor while texting.

"Oh..." Thor responded quietly, like a husky caught chewing on a sofa, and picked up the bag and threw it into the trash can.

Fu You casually sent Peter a text message saying he had to leave early, and when he looked up, he suddenly saw a familiar figure in the crowd.

Steve and Coulson.

Coulson happened to walk by and waved to Tony and the others.

“You’ve come at the right time, Coulson.” Tony’s eyes lit up when he saw Coulson approaching. “We’re going to the No. 1 Restaurant in the World, come along.”

Coulson is the most knowledgeable about Chinese cuisine among these foodies besides Fu You, and he can often explain how to eat it.

“Team…Steve, do you want to come along?” Coulson instinctively turned to look at Steve.

"Yeah. The house is out of power for a while, the wiring needs some repairs, so it's a good time to have dinner." Steve nodded.

When the Electro-Man drew power, it damaged nearby circuits, and repairs are needed to restore power.

"Let's go, take it or leave it." Tony didn't care at all; the cost of eating with just a few people wasn't even as much as the cost of his own alcohol.

And so, the Avengers' Big Three gathered at the restaurant for the first time.

I wonder what people would think if they knew that the first gathering of the Avengers took place in a restaurant when they talk about the Avengers.

After getting off the car, the head chef, Wu Ziming, personally came to greet them.

"Gentlemen, you've come again today after eating yesterday?" Wu Ziming pushed up his glasses.

"The spring rolls I had yesterday were really delicious, I'd like another one today," Thor said eagerly as he stepped forward.

"Reincarnation Spring Rolls, is that Fu You's dish?" Steve doesn't come here often, so he didn't know about this.

“Yes.” Wu Ziming touched the cane in his hand: “Master Fu’s cooking skills are indeed superb. Even if I were to make the Reincarnation Spring Rolls, I wouldn’t be half as good as him.”

"If it weren't for my obligation to repay the kindness of the No. 1 Restaurant in the world, I would have considered pledging allegiance to Master Fu," Wu Ziming joked.

“If it’s Fu You, his house should be without power too.” Steve suddenly remembered something: “Let’s call him and ask him to come out for dinner.”

Fu You, who was standing to the side, suddenly changed his expression; he still had his phone on him.

Tony was also taken aback when he heard this, and looked at Fu You.

Fu You hurriedly gestured to Tony, asking him to help distract them.

Tony nodded and moved to the side, blocking Fu You's position.

Fu You took this opportunity to activate the passive ability of being deaf and blind, turned and ran into a small alley to deactivate the transformation and connect to Steve's phone.

"Shall we go to the No.1 Restaurant in the World? I'm sorry, I have some things to do and can't go for the time being."

Fu You had just declined Steve's invitation and hadn't even hung up the phone when a voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Where's the trash can...? Hmm? Who's hiding in the corner?"

It was Thor, who walked into the alley carrying a bag of popsicles.

Because of his words, the others also looked over, and Tony helplessly shrugged.

"...Why doesn't this husky usually look for trash cans?"

1. As usual, I'm asking for all sorts of things, Mipa.

2. The anime says catfish don't smell fishy... but mine smells so fishy. The anime is all lies.

3. Here's a set of emojis for you.

73rd Stark Energy Corporation?

"Master Fu, you actually came to eat at the restaurant today?" Wu Ziming asked curiously when he saw Fu You.

Because of Thor's terrible denying, Fu You had no choice but to accept it.

"People get a bit salty after staying indoors for a long time, so they need to bask in the sun," Fu You said awkwardly.

Wu Ziming looked up at the sky, where a bright moon hung high: "But it's nighttime already."

"The moon reflects sunlight, so there's no difference!" Fu You explained confidently.

"Oh? You're the chef in the courtyard who made the glowing sea bream spring rolls?" Thor heard the name called by the people around him and realized who the person in front of him was.

“That’s right, it is I.” Fu You didn’t intend to refute it and directly admitted it.

"How about we make a deal?" Thor grinned slyly and put his arm around Fu You's shoulder. "Don't let my appearance fool you, I'm still a prince. How about you do me a favor and cook me a meal?"

"Are you thinking about Peach? You just screwed over and you still want to make a living?" Of course, you can't say this out loud; you can only complain in your heart.

Fu You decisively refused, saying, "I'm not feeling well today, so I probably can't serve you."

Fu You originally intended to politely decline, but another voice interrupted.

“It’s okay, even if you’re not in the zone, I still think your cooking is delicious,” Tony suddenly said.

“Yes, yes, I think so too,” Thor quickly chimed in.

"What are you doing?" Fu You conveyed the message to Tony with his eyes.

Tony turned slightly to the side and whispered, "Since we're already exposed, I'm actually quite eager to eat anyway."

"The last sentence is the key point, isn't it? How can you, a cheeseburger fanatic, like this so much?" Fu You said helplessly.

"By the way, where's Miss Moon?" Steve looked around and realized that one person was missing.

"She just went back; she had some things to take care of." Tony chuckled and changed the subject: "Let's go, let's go inside and wait for our big meal."

Tony led the group into the store.

But Coulson looked around thoughtfully and then quickly followed him inside.

……

After several hours of work, Fu You managed to feed everyone present.

The banquet consisted of three-egg shumai and reincarnation spring rolls as the main dishes, along with some other dishes from the restaurant. The giant panda magic mapo tofu would take at least 11 hours to make, so Fu You did not consider it.

"I'm full... burp, it was truly an exquisite delicacy." Thor patted his bulging belly and burped.

Fu You wasn't sure if it was just his imagination, but he felt that Thor's belly seemed to have gotten bigger since he came to New York.

It's probably just my imagination. Look at Captain America's belly, it hasn't changed at all, he still has so many abs.

“Midgard is really a nice place,” Thor exclaimed, lounging in his chair.

"There's something even more fun to do. I'll take you somewhere tomorrow," Tony couldn't help but say, seeing Thor's listless expression.

"Sure! What's fun to do?"

For some reason, Tony and Thor have gotten much closer lately.

Most of the time, Tony would take Thor to play around in the city, since the city's security was usually handled by the Spider-Man duo, and they weren't out in action very often.

Tony's daily routine consists of researching new armor, chatting idly with Fuyou, occasionally going out to have fun and strengthen his relationship with Potts, and recently he's added walking the Asgardian husky to his list of activities.

Tony's contact with Thor wasn't just about cracking his mysterious technology; he also found this goofy god rather amusing and was somewhat intrigued by him.

Of the Big Three, only Captain America, Steve Rogers, is relatively solitary. He has not yet revealed his identity to the outside world and lives alone.

If it weren't for the fact that Steve still looks very young, Fu You would have mistaken him for an old man.

While Tony and Steve were having a great time chatting, Steve was quietly eating, calm and composed.

Aside from his passion for gaming, Steve's lifestyle is basically that of an elderly person, but he's quite different in the game.