Marvel Gashapon Maniac

“If I were you, I wouldn’t be standing there. It’s not easy to get out if you fall in,” a voice came from behind Fu You.

Fu You turned around and saw Black Widow and Dr. Banner, the true form of the Hulk.

"Hello. By the way, you must be Dr. Banner? It's a pleasure to meet you." Fu You didn't stand up, but remained half-squatting on the edge of the deck as he shook hands with Banner.

"Hello, hello, have you heard of me?" Banner extended his hand and shook hands, asking with some curiosity.

“Yes, I was nearby when you were fighting the Abomination. The burger shop I was buying from was smashed up,” Fu You said, somewhat annoyed.

"Ahem." Dr. Banner was a little embarrassed, after all, he couldn't control himself after transforming.

"I'm sorry I startled you," Dr. Banner apologized decisively. "But why don't you get up?"

Banner looked at Fu You, who was half-squatting on the ground even when shaking hands, and felt a little curious.

"Actually, that's why I shook hands with you." Fu You also grasped Banner's hand with his other hand.

"Pull...pull me, I'm afraid of heights, my legs are shaking with fear."

"..."

……

After Loki surrendered, he was taken directly to S.H.I.E.L.D.'s flight base and locked up in a large glass enclosure.

"Is anyone there? Can I get an ice pack to put on my face?" Loki shouted, rubbing his face where Thor had punched him.

At this very opportune moment, the marinated egg stepped in to offer an explanation.

“If I were you, I would stay away from that glass and not touch it,” Eggman explained to Loki as he emerged from the shadows.

"Huh? Where did you come from?" Loki glanced behind Nick Fury a few times, then looked at Nick Fury's face.

“Oh—” Loki drawled, a knowing look on his face.

Eggman's expression darkened, almost merging into the darkness, but he still managed to ignore Loki's taunts.

“If you touch that glass, this landing-into-box system will activate.” With that, Eggman activated the mechanism beneath the glass capsule where Loki was.

The mechanism beneath the glass capsule opened, revealing to Loki what true beauty of the night was.

This is 9000 kilometers above the ground; the sheer thrill of bungee jumping alone could terrify many people.

Besides, there's no rope attached during bungee jumping.

"Wow," Loki exclaimed insincerely.

He's seen it all; you think you can scare him with something like this? You're naive.

Loki practically told Eggman that his brother had taken him flying over more scenic spots than he had ever seen.

Fear of heights? Not me.

Eggman only threatened Loki a little, since he still needed to ask questions.

The braised egg turned off the mechanism.

"Heh." Loki chuckled. "This thing wasn't originally meant for me, was it?"

As he spoke, Loki looked towards the monitor, as if he could see the person on the other side through it.

The entire Avengers team, who were watching the monitor, remained silent.

However, Thor and Fuyou were playing ping-pong on the experimental table nearby.

Since Loki had already pointed it out, Eggman didn't bother to hide it anymore and said, "The monster I was originally planning to lock up was much fiercer than you."

"Who is he talking about?" Thor asked curiously while playing, putting down his racket.

Looking at Thor's scoreboard with 0 points and his hurried departure, Fu You shrugged and put down his racket.

“I think he was referring to Dr. Banner.” Tony looked at Banner sitting to the side.

Bruce Banner, the Hulk's true form. In his normal life, he is a genius physicist, but in battle, he transforms to fight his enemies.

Yes, I'm talking about Banner. Not Kiryu Sento.

"Back then, you were fighting with that big, yellowish-brown thing, and you tore down several streets."

Banner was a little embarrassed when he heard this: "Actually, I don't know what I did back then. I couldn't control the Hulk."

“It’s alright, Doctor. You can be explosive when you’re angry, but you do look really cool when you’re studying physics.” Tony said as he strolled around, secretly poking Dr. Banner in the lower back with a stylus.

"Hey!" Banner was somewhat displeased with Tony's behavior.

“Tony Stark, you’re going to ruin all of us,” said another person sitting nearby.

Captain America, dressed in his classic blue and white suit, was also very dissatisfied with Tony's behavior and offered a reminder.

"You're more intriguing to me than Dr. Banner." Tony's foul mouth habit started up again, and it was even worse when he was talking to Captain America, whom he didn't even like.

"I never expected you to be the legendary Captain America. Didn't you disappear during World War II?" Tony questioned Steve. "Did you live under an assumed name with your girlfriend for the rest of your life after the war? But you don't look like an old man."

"How I got back is not important," Steve interrupted Tony.

“There are outsiders who are about to invade our world. What they’re saying is just to sow discord between us. We need to cooperate,” Steve said bluntly. “And Tony, your arrogance and temper are obstacles to our cooperation right now.”

"Tch, you old man who loves playing games. I've seen all your game purchase records at Stark Industries. I really don't know where you get so much money," Tony said sarcastically, curling his lip in displeasure.

Just then, Egg, who had just returned from talking with Loki, paused as he entered the room and coughed a few times at the door.

“We have more important things to talk about now, Stark,” Eggman said, trying to end the conversation.

"Not just you, Fu You, you know about that old man too, right?" Tony looked at Eddie Redmayne and Fu You, and asked together.

The marinated egg remained silent on the matter.

"I was the one who found that veteran's popsicle based on the information I gave them... Don't we need more fighting power right now?"

Fu You didn't intend to indulge Tony, after all, he had gotten used to Tony's usual style after spending so much time together.

Although he's a playboy in his daily life while also trying his best to be a superhero, Tony is still somewhat childish because he hasn't experienced as much as his counterpart in the original cinematic universe.

He would do many strange things because of his temper, and Fu You was always...

“If you cause any more trouble, we’ll eat the new dishes. You and Steve have worked together on missions, can’t you calm down?” Fu You issued an ultimatum.

Tony was still a little annoyed, but he kept quiet.

He sat quietly in his chair, playing on his phone, occasionally glancing at Captain America.

Seeing this, Fu You couldn't help but facepalm.

"Alas, these problem children."

1. As usual, I'm asking for all sorts of things.

2. It's available now! (Drumming) This is an event I've been looking forward to for so long. Surprisingly, applying directly works, it just causes a delay.

3. May Stan Lee bless you with good results.

4. I rushed out a chapter at noon and went back to work. (Ciao)

Chapter 82 Please, have some decency! (2/?)

"What...are you doing?" Loki's eyelids twitched as he looked at the group of people walking back and forth in front of him with some curiosity.

Thor was carrying a large table and placing it not far from Loki's glass capsule, while Steve was setting out cutlery on the table.

Tony and Dr. Banner chatted happily, seemingly in a very good mood, and Tony casually took out a bottle of red wine from the refrigerator on the side of his armor.

This was originally designed by Tony to equip himself with scallop extract to detoxify himself, but he later abandoned it after replacing it with a completely new energy system to resolve the palladium poisoning crisis.

I happened to have brought a bottle with me when I went out today, so I just took it out and drank it all together.

"I told you not to drink that stuff when eating Chinese food, of course you should drink Coke now!" Fu You protested, pulling out a large bottle of Pepsi and a large bottle of Coca-Cola.

As she spoke, Fu You, like a witch mixing potions, grabbed one cola in each hand and poured the two kinds of cola into a large beer mug.

"Rabbit! Tank! Sparkling!"

Regardless of Fu You's usual crazy antics, Thor excitedly wandered around after putting down the table, eventually leaning against the glass tank.

"My brother, can you explain what you're doing?" Loki said helplessly.

"Oh, right. I almost forgot." Upon hearing Loki's words, Thor grinned like a husky and looked at the bald man sitting in his seat.

"Can I let my brother out? I feel it's too cruel to let him watch over him. It's okay, I'll keep an eye on him."

Egghead shrugged, saying, "Your brother destroyed our research institute and Stark Industries' press conference. The total financial loss could probably buy several hundred villas in GTA..."

“It’s okay, he’s actually adopted, so we don’t need to worry about him.” Thor replied decisively before Egg could finish speaking.

"Brother, I'm so sorry," Thor said to Loki, leaning against the glass with a guilty expression.

His guilty expression, as if he were already dead, made Loki feel a little strange.

He knew Thor well; even when he left him on the battlefield while he was away fighting, Thor had never shown such a guilty expression.

"What happened?" Loki felt a little guilty. Was he going to be tortured with some kind of terrible torture?

As Fu You placed a square box on the table, Loki's expression froze completely.

"No! Brother! You can't do this to me!" Loki pounded on the glass, shouting at the top of his lungs.

"I'm so sorry, little brother." Thor wiped away his tears and turned away sadly.

"Dinner's ready," Fu You called out to Thor.

"I'm sorry, but I'm going to eat something delicious! Hahahaha!" Thor's sad expression vanished instantly, and he dashed to the table like a husky having a blast.

"No! You can't do this to me! I am the King of Asgard! I..." Loki pounded on the glass in agitation.

Steve watched Loki's performance and looked at Eggman with some curiosity.

"Didn't you say that touching that glass compartment would trigger a mechanism that would throw people out?"

Egghead rarely showed a slight smile: "Because I turned off the mechanism, wouldn't that make it easier to force him to talk?"

Seeing Loki's desperate, almost scratching-the-wall expression, Steve silently nodded.

……

"Then please look, the Giant Panda Magical Mapo Tofu." Fu You forcefully lifted the lid of the wooden box, and golden light burst out from the box, illuminating the entire room.

"Here it comes!" Thor excitedly gripped his spoon. Ever since he witnessed Fu You's cooking, he had developed a misconception.

He thought all delicious food glowed, and almost got into a fight with a restaurant owner when he went out to eat. The owner said, "Unless you put a light bulb in, how could you possibly glow?"

Then Thor took him to see Fuyou's cuisine, and the restaurant closed down after that, supposedly because the owner went to China to study.

Thor was incredibly excited to see the Light of Cooking again.

As the light faded, what appeared before everyone's eyes was a very large piece of two-colored tofu.

Tofu with distinct black and white layers.

"What's this?" Tony looked at the tofu with some curiosity. "Is this what they call 'cut cake' from China?"

Tony remembered seeing pictures of cut cake and thought it was a type of cut cake dish.

“This is tofu, Mapo tofu,” Fu You explained.

"How are we going to eat such a big piece? Just scoop it out with a spoon? Or do we need to cut it?" Steve looked at Fu You with some curiosity.

"The dish was already cut up." It wasn't Fu You who spoke, but Loki, who was locked in the glass chamber.

Loki stood with his hands behind his back, appearing calm and imposing: "The secret lies in those leaves, the magic will begin soon... slurp."

Although he was explaining calmly, the sound of him sucking in saliva gave him away.

“That’s right, just as he said. I’m going to start the magic trick now.” Fu You wasn’t annoyed at having his lines stolen, and grabbed Ye Zi with both hands.

Fu You quickly pulled out the leaves from under the tofu, and as he did so, streaks of cold light flashed across the tofu, cutting it apart.

Suddenly, the tofu automatically cut itself into small pieces and fell into the bowl. Bright red broth appeared in the bowl at some point, and the tofu pieces automatically fell into the broth.

"What's going on? Magic?" Tony couldn't help but exclaim. What kind of magic was this? Tofu had dismembered itself.

“That’s where your shortsightedness lies, Midgardian,” Loki smugly jumped out to explain.

"These tofu pieces were already cut the moment they were opened; removing the leaves was just a step to scatter them," Loki said confidently, as if he had cooked the dish himself. "You'll understand if you look at that box."

Upon hearing this, everyone turned to look at the box in Fu You's hand. The fine mesh at the bottom of the box revealed the secret of the tofu.