The Unjust System and My War-Crazy Self

"Glass is not that smooth!"

"Are you from America?" The man was a little confused.

"It seems to be the small country next to the Yin Autonomous Region, right?"

"Yes, it's them." A group member affirmed.

"Someone here has seen that thing..."

“It’s just a pile! !”

"I spent so much money and I just ate it with tears in my eyes."

After some discussion, the man finally figured out the situation from the conversations of his group members.

That's the so-called "Breeze in the Woods," and the basic plot is this...

King Shu, who ruled over a vast territory, finally led his invincible army into the plateau.

However, in a sudden encounter, he was separated from his troops, and the injured Shu Tianwang was rescued by a kind-hearted plateau girl.

During their interactions, Shu Tianwang learned about the mysterious beliefs of the plateau and the simplicity and enthusiasm of the local people, and the two gradually fell in love.

But the good times did not last long. The grass-roots army, having lost its command, began to act recklessly on the plateau, slaughtering people wantonly. None of the girl's relatives and friends were spared.

King Shu Tian brought the girl back to the army, and finally stabilized the morale of the army and stopped the atrocities of the rookie soldiers.

But at the same time, the girl despairedly discovered that the lover she had been with day and night was actually the enemy who had slaughtered her entire clan, and she fell into torment.

At this time, a revenge army was organized on the plateau.

For their freedom, they vowed to fight to the death with King Shu.

Of course, King Shu Tian was in a difficult situation and had to fight against the plateau army.

Faced with her country and her own love, the girl had to reluctantly leave King Shu Tian, ​​and then, like a moth to a flame, she and her compatriots faced an endless stream of grass-roots soldiers. At the end of the film, King Shu Tian could no longer find the girl, and could only hold the golden hairpin given to him by the girl and shed tears silently...

"What the hell is this?" the man started yelling.

"Is this a historical film?"

"How is this consistent with history?"

The battle for King Shu to occupy the plateau was too easy, with a 30:70 chance of winning.

King Shu Tianwang promoted the Three Lights Ceremony, and the lamas celebrated the seventh day after the Lunar New Year. Heads rolled down the streets, and blood flowed like a river.

A completely crushing battle, and the rescue of a foreign girl?

"That's right." A group member complained.

"It's basically a parody of their historical westward movement."

"At that time, America had just become independent."

“Then it started to drift.”

"I think the west is full of barbarians, so I'm going to expand my territory, and then..."

Then, he bumped head-on into the roller.

The military strength of the Yin people was indeed not that good.

But there are smart people among them.

They immediately asked the Ming Dynasty for help, and at the same time took out the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" to tell the Ming Dynasty that the land west of the Mississippi River was the inseparable territory of the Ming Dynasty since ancient times.

The locals are all descendants of the Shang Dynasty, the imperial court cannot abandon them!

And this is not their nonsense

Look through the history books, that was what King Shu Tian personally admitted when he landed in the New World!

Although they knew that the Yin people were talking nonsense, it was difficult to refute King Shu Tian's golden words.

As soon as the Ming court made a decision, the heavenly soldiers were defeated.

Although it was only a small force, the US military still managed to capture six capitals and nine presidents...

The Yin auxiliary troops who followed them also made full use of the traditional skills of King Shu Tian, ​​switching from scalping to casting Jingguan...

Since then, the American people, whose spines were broken, have learned their lesson.

Only then did they suddenly realize that there was a monster squatting next to them that would even attack the British Empire.

As a result, they no longer dared to cause trouble and demanded land outside the thirteen states of the country.

In addition, through communication and learning with the Ming Dynasty, they even became crazy about worshipping Shu Tianwang.

They are both anti-imperialist and also hide their troops among the people.

This is the founder of the most powerful republic in the world today, a wise man! !

Afterwards, these people, together with European scholars, began to praise King Shu Tian.

"The path for us to resist tyranny and pursue freedom and democracy was already charted for us by the sages of the Ming Dynasty a hundred or two hundred years ago!"

"Our president is nothing but a parrot."

"What we need to do is to explore the truly glorious and correct path under the guidance of King Shu Tian! !"

"King Shu completely eliminated the aristocratic families more than two hundred years ago!"

"Without the hereditary system, the cabinet can remove any unqualified official!"

"The examination and academy systems he established encouraged the entire Ming Dynasty to study diligently and grow in wisdom."

"They are nothing like the Europeans, who are all cunning, lazy and ignorant!"

"Under the leadership of King Shu, Ming's agriculture achieved unimaginable development."

"Their yield per acre is ten or even a hundred times that of our fields. This is not only due to advanced technology, but also to the superior system."

"The farmers of Ming Dynasty are united and inherit the rational system handed down from ancient times. Their country even specially formulated agricultural laws just to guide the people.

"And our laws are full of teachings about deception and conspiracy..."

“Agricultural revolution, industrial revolution, anti-imperialist revolution… can only be born in a country like this.”

"Why haven't we produced an outstanding politician, military strategist, or scientist like King Shu Tian?"

“This is a systemic problem! !”

Under this trend, naturally, various biographies, novels and dramas about Shu Tianwang emerged like mushrooms after rain.

Of course, the quality of most of them...

I even find the paper too hard to use when wiping my butt.

There is no doubt that "Breeze in the Forest" is one of them.

The man was speechless after hearing the explanation.

"I see……"

"As expected of an American barbarian."

"There's only killing and grass in my head."

"But this isn't a big deal. After all, there are so many anecdotes about King Shu Tian's nonsense. How did it get reported and taken down?"

"I heard that the people of Bashu were reporting it like crazy..."

"Two million reports in one day, no one can handle that."

"Oh, no wonder." Someone in the group understood immediately.

"Bashu."

"The way they treat Shu Tianwang is no longer a historical figure."

"It's pure religious belief."

Then he explained the situation to his group members.

"During the late Meng and early Ming dynasties, wasn't Bashu plagued repeatedly by postings?"

"It is said that the population has even dropped to less than 100,000."

"Of course, it's definitely not that serious. After all, King Shu Tian can still mobilize so many troops from Bashu later."

"However, the situation in Bashu is definitely dire. It's said that in some places there are even more tigers than people."

"After King Shu Tian recovered Bashu, he built water conservancy projects, rested and recuperated, and quickly established great prestige in this area."

"Add to that the fact that several of Shu Tianwang's production and construction corps later retired here, further pushing the Shu Tianwang faith in the Bashu region to a new peak."

"I know that!" Immediately, some group members laughed.

"My roommate is from Bashu."

"When he swore and swore, if he told even a single falsehood, Heavenly King Shu would descend to the mortal world and chop down his fertile land."

"Well, that's it." The group member who just gave the science popularization continued.

"So, this time, 'Breeze in the Woods' hit a wall."

“It’s definitely going to be taken off the shelves.”

"But I remember------" someone in the group said puzzledly.

"The plateau, the Northeast, the grasslands... these places seem to have similar beliefs."

"I remember seeing the Tianwang Bodhisattva Temple on the plateau, and there are also some on the grassland..."

"That's correct." The group member who had participated in the popular science lecture nodded.

"Actually."

"The ancient household registration system, due to problems with supervision, always had a large number of hidden households."

"Most of these rookie soldiers probably came from refugees, tenant farmers, or undocumented households..."

"It's the kind of existence that no one can trace, no one cares about when he's alive, and no place to bury him when he's dead."

"According to historical records, the number of such hidden households is probably quite large."

"Otherwise, there's no way to explain why King Shu Tian had so many troops at his disposal."

"The only explanation is that the household registration system leaves out too many people."

"Then King Shu Tian relied on his own agricultural revolution to register the people and gain their loyalty, thus conquering the world."

"So the closer it is to where the Shu Tianwang Production and Construction Corps was stationed, the deeper the faith is."

"You dare to offend King Shu in this place..."

"They really do open boxes and beat people up offline."

"Tsk tsk tsk." The group of friends said this while making clicking sounds.

"Luckily that John Lee is a foreigner."

"Otherwise, it's not just a matter of reporting and removing it from the shelves."

“Everyone is playing for real.”

"The main reason is that it's too outrageous." Someone in the group complained.

"Even if he made up a story about King Shu and Queen Suo, or Bai Ezi."

"Read it in pairs."

"At least these two have some basis."

"One was the Chief Administrative Officer during the reign of King Shu Tian, ​​and the other was the Minister of Agriculture. Both were young women..."

"But since they were all entrusted with important tasks by King Shu, it really makes people imagine."

"It's better to arrange them than to create a plateau girl out of nowhere."

"These two are not easy to make up." Someone in the group replied.

"According to historical records, Prince Shu kept calling Empress Suo 'Hey,' and there's no record of them living together. This doesn't seem like something you could make up as a love story."

"What does the white moth say?"

"This is the beauty who is inseparable from King Shu."