KanColle does not allow me to work from nine to five

"Why? The sisters in the maid group are devoted to many people. Do they love everyone?"

"It's not the same thing. Devotion is devotion, and love is love."

"It's so complicated... No matter what, I fell in love with you at first sight! Hey, don't you think so, dear?"

"What do you think, Master?"

Blue veins bulged from Scylla's knuckles, but he still had to maintain a gentle and decent smile. Even if he was a little angry and jealous, he couldn't destroy the character he had worked so hard to establish in front of Liu Cheng.

Liu Cheng looked at these two girls who had never met the opposite sex a few times, let alone fallen in love, arguing about what love is. He felt that it was as absurd as watching two children arguing about the sun.

After the two beautiful ship girls looked at him, Liu Cheng pushed Cheshire away from his arms and said seriously with great social responsibility: "Love is not as complicated as you think, nor is it that simple. If you really ask me, it is difficult to explain it clearly, but there are many kinds of feelings in this world, such as family love and friendship. Love is just an ordinary one among them..."

"Then why do Hood and the others have love for you, dear, instead of friendship?"

Cheshire asked innocently, but he got to the point directly. Just as Tirpitz said, it is difficult for outstanding men and women to have pure friendship, not to mention that Liu Cheng is so special.

"Of course it's because... this kind of thing can only be understood but not expressed in words."

Liu Cheng failed. As a scumbag, he lacked the confidence to teach others not to be promiscuous, so he simply changed the subject: "By the way, Cheshire, are you also a member of the Royal Maid Group?"

Cheshire blinked her eyes. In her heart, her dear didn't refute, which meant she agreed. Who wouldn't like the cute Cheshire?

"No, but I'm also learning from the members of the maid team, and the maid costumes are cute."

"So you're not here to take care of my maid?"

"I'm just curious. I've never seen a human who isn't stupid." Cheshire pursed his beautiful lips and said energetically, "I wanted to come here a long time ago, but you're so far away, dear, and I don't know if you've recovered from your illness. The Duke of York also told everyone not to disturb you if nothing is wrong, so I haven't come here yet."

【No wonder. 】

Liu Cheng thought of the strong and powerful sister with elf-like pointed ears. The Duke of York was the sister of the Prince of Wales and a representative of the Royal Hawks. It seemed that she was not only interested in him, but also saw that one of the purposes of his staying was to contact the Royal Navy. Maybe the previous words were not really interested in him, but to alienate him and the Prince of Wales. It was just that he and Wales were in love, so how could such a clumsy word alienate the two of them.

"Then why did you come here today?"

"Hehe, of course it's because I felt the call of my dear..." Cheshire stuck out her tongue coquettishly, "Actually, it's because I was having afternoon tea with everyone just now, and Neptune made a bet with me, betting on whether I could see you and take a photo with you. Hehe, how could I not be able to do such a simple thing."

Liu Cheng thought of the feeling of Cheshire's slender body rubbing against his body. He couldn't help but smile, looked at Cheshire and said, "Did you do it?"

"I didn't have time to take a photo just now, but now we are dear, of course I can take a close photo with you."

Cheshire said as she began to search her pockets, left and right, as well as the pockets inside her maid outfit, but there was nothing in there. The girl's eyes suddenly widened and her cute little face dropped in frustration.

"Ah... I didn't bring my cell phone..."

"No wonder Neptune was so confident, saying I would definitely fail. Now the stakes are off..." But Cheshire was only depressed for a moment, and then he became happy again. "Forget it. Anyway, I met my dear, which is the happiest thing. I lose, so I lose."

"No, it doesn't count." Liu Cheng said, "I have a way to make you win."

"Hey, what can I do, dear?"

"It's very simple. I can just go with you. The real person is definitely more effective than a photo. If Neptune still doesn't recognize you, we can just take a photo on the spot."

"That's right!" Cheshire said happily, opening his arms. "My dear, you are so smart. This way I can definitely beat Neptune. I haven't beaten her yet!"

Liu Cheng said with disgust: "It seems that this Neptune is not a good person. He actually bullies a fool."

"That's right, she's really going too far." Cheshire suddenly realized something, clenched his fist and punched Liu Cheng on the chest, "I'm not a fool, dear, if you say that again, I'll be angry!"

"Don't be angry, I'll go over and help you teach her a lesson."

Scylla stood aside. In her heart, she didn't want Liu Cheng to come into contact with more royal ship girls, but she was just a maid after all, and serving her master was her first priority, so all she could do was hint at it.

"The afternoon tea will be held in the garden next to the church, which is quite far away." Scylla said worriedly, "Master, you have just gotten better. I am afraid that walking so far will affect your recovery."

Before Liu Cheng could say that he was now quite healthy and strong, Cheshire said, "It's not over there, it's next to the flower fields at the foot of the mountain in the north. It's not far from here."

“There’s afternoon tea there too?”

"Hehe, it's a secret gathering. Well, it's not that secret actually. It's just that only a few people know about it.

. "

Scylla pursed her lips. Since it was a secret gathering, the ship girls who participated would definitely not be elegant and reserved young ladies like Hood and Glory, but quirky ones like Neptune. The maid became even more worried.

"Secret meeting?" Liu Cheng asked, "Then is it inconvenient for me to go there?"

"It's not inconvenient. Everyone is actually very curious about dear."

"Okay, let's go there together."

What Liu Cheng was waiting for was Cheshire's words. From what he saw so far, the Royal Navy's ship girls seemed to be easy to get along with. This member of the secret gathering was probably the ship girls with the strongest personalities in the Royal Navy. Of course, he had to find an opportunity to get in touch with them.

Chapter 33 I'm sorry I can't tear Siren apart with my hands

The lavender fields in late autumn are no longer the beautiful purple swaying in the wind, but the green stems and leaves reflect soft light under the warm sunshine, and are blown by the sea breeze to form green waves, which is truly a refreshing scenery.

However, such natural scenery is nothing compared to the beautiful girls nearby - a large table is placed on the edge of the flower field, and the chairs are not strictly placed around the table filled with desserts and hot tea, but are scattered around. Some of the beautiful ship girls are standing, some are sitting down, and there is a slim woman in a maid outfit walking among them. Everyone is chatting sparsely, but the content of the chat may be somewhat different from that of royal ladies in the general sense.

"It's over, it's over. Cheshire hasn't come back for such a long time. Neptune, do you think that Liu Cheng will really become pregnant if he stares at someone like the legend says?"

"How is that possible? Look at Aunt Hood... ahem, is Sister Hood pregnant? If he can really make a ship girl pregnant, I'd like to try this experience that I've never had before... London, why are you looking at me like that? Of course I'm kidding. Who would want to get pregnant for a human?"

"That's right, we are Kanmusu, not women...but I saw a very interesting movie recently."

"what is it call?"

“The Domineering Captain and the Runaway Female First Mate: Chasing from the Arctic Ocean to the Indian Ocean to the End of the World.”

"Oh? It sounds interesting. At least the name is long and original."

Hearing the conversation between Neptune and London nearby, Kewei pricked up his ears.

The snow-white and delicate face looks small and round because of her hairstyle. The beautiful red eyes, straight nose, and slightly pouty light pink lips make people want to take a bite. This royal lady is wearing a black and white dress. It is hard to say whether it is Gothic or Victorian style. In short, it is elegant and noble. The exposed northern hemisphere is as round and white as the finest ivory. The most eye-catching thing is the white bra tied around her neck. Not only does it make her skin look more white and flawless, but the end of the bra that goes deep into the bottomless ravine makes people have endless reverie. They wish they were this bra and could go into the canyon and look directly into the abyss.

Because her sister Seungri is still by her side, Kewei's behavior today seems a bit conservative. Although she secretly complains in her heart that sister Seungri likes to do whatever she wants, but she has to educate herself to maintain the elegance of a lady like sister Kwanghui, which is really a bit of a double standard.

However, Kewei did not openly go up to listen to gossip like she had done at previous gatherings, nor did she talk to like-minded people about the latest rock music. Instead, she picked up the teacup and took a sip with her slender lips. Her movements were extremely elegant and impeccable, and she looked like a noble lady, making others feel ashamed of themselves.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Sister Shengli, what are you yelling about all of a sudden? I'm so scared that I'm about to spill my tea."

"I don't understand, I really don't understand... Hood and the Prince of Wales are both such beautiful and noble ladies. Even if he wants to fall in love with a human of the opposite sex, it shouldn't be someone like him. Instead, he should be an equally beautiful being, with a face as angular as the Alps and a body as full of strength and beauty as ancient Greek sculptures. Nobility has nothing to do with status. Ability and morality are the embodiment of personality. Although he can cure Hood, even if he can't beat the Siren battleship, he should at least be able to fight the Siren cruiser..."

Just as Shengli was rubbing her brilliant blonde hair and complaining on the table, a male voice suddenly sounded from one direction.

"I don't have a square face, I don't have lumps of flesh, and I can't tear a siren apart with my bare hands. I'm really sorry, after all, I'm just an ordinary human being."

Liu Cheng was still wearing the blue and white hospital gown. He and Scylla followed Cheshire along the coastal path and came to the flower field that looked like a paradise. He happened to hear Seungri's complaints and responded to them.

The ship girls participating in the afternoon tea party suddenly stopped the topic they were talking about, and all their eyes were focused on Liu Cheng with curiosity. After all, they had only heard of this legendary human before, and at most saw him in TV shows and photos. This was the first time they saw him at such a close distance.

It was also the first time for Liu Cheng to see these royal ship girls. There were beautiful women with blonde hair, charming ladies with skin as white as ivory, and maids with curious but shy eyes... On the way, Cheshire had told Liu Cheng their names. Combining some descriptions and guesses, Liu Cheng could roughly match the names with these ship girls one by one.

"Hello, I am Liu Cheng, a captain of the Donghuang Navy. I am currently recuperating here. It is an honor to meet you beautiful ladies. As you can see, I am a

Ordinary humans, of course, have some special features, but most are ordinary. "

Liu Cheng waved to the ship girls. Of course, when meeting them for the first time, he had to be neither humble nor overbearing, and he also had to practice the traditional Donghuang humility. After all, he had to humble himself before he could praise others. He should be able to make friends with them smoothly by lowering his posture first and then letting them realize their extraordinary qualities.

"Look, look, I brought my dear here, a real person!"

Cheshire ran to her seat and found that her cell phone with a frog cover had indeed fallen there. Cheshire raised her cell phone and said to the beautiful girl with sea-blue hair beside her: "Well, Neptune, I won this time, right? Do you want me to take a photo on the spot?"

"No need, if I lose, I lose. It's not like I can't afford to lose a piece of cake. It's okay to lose occasionally..."

Neptune smiled and shook her finger generously, then she suddenly stopped because she realized what Cheshire had just said. The dark-hearted girl showed a rare expression of surprise: "Wait a minute, what did you call him just now? Dear?"

"Yes." Cheshire said as a matter of course, "I fell in love with you at first sight, so of course I have to call you that."

"what?"

"Cheshire are you kidding?"

"real or fake?"

Facing the surprised gazes of the ship girls focused on him, Liu Cheng quickly cleared his throat and said, "This is what happened. Let me explain..."

"Honey, there's no need to be so shy~" Cheshire didn't give Liu Cheng a chance to explain, and threw himself on him again, "We just love each other, I and my body belong to you, my dear!"

Now some of the ship girls looked at Liu Cheng with not only surprise, but also confusion and even contempt. Cheshire was so stupid, she must have been deceived by him!

The little maid Dido quickly covered her eyes, fearing that she would get pregnant if she looked at Liu Cheng just once as the legend said, but she couldn't help but open her fingers to take a sneak peek.

Liu Cheng felt these gazes and now knew that he could no longer keep a low profile.

Chapter 34 This is the weight of history and heritage

"Tell me, have you given Cheshire some kind of drug? Even though she's not very smart, I won't allow you to bully her!"

"Absolutely not."

"Victory, who are you calling stupid? That's too much!"

Facing Seungri's doubts, Liu Cheng gave a brief explanation, and with the testimony of Scylla beside him, and the fact that Cheshire sometimes had different logic from ordinary people and often did things that seemed inexplicable to others, Seungri finally dispelled his suspicion that Liu Cheng was deceiving Cheshire.

"Cheshire, what are you going to do after falling in love at first sight?"

"Of course, I hug my dear every day!"

In response to Cheshire's answer, Shengli was sure that it was not Liu Cheng's fault. The beautiful ship girl with waist-length blonde hair stood up from her seat, bowed slightly and said gracefully: "Mr. Liu Cheng, I apologize for saying bad things about you behind your back. I also wronged you about Cheshire."

"fine."

Liu Cheng waved his hand and looked at Cheshire, who was smiling, with some pity. It seemed that everyone knew that she was a silly beauty who was not that silly, but this was also very cute, and everyone would also care about whether she was deceived.

"But an apology is one thing. I said bad things about you behind your back because I didn't have the chance to say it to your face, so I'm going to say it now." Shengli raised her beautiful face, and the laurel wreath on her head that looked like wheat ears swayed because of her movements. Her blue eyes looked up and down at Liu Cheng, "Appearance is just my personal preference. I agree that there are many standards for judging beauty in this world... and to be honest, looking at your face like this, I feel that you are quite cute and handsome. You are the type that makes people feel comfortable after looking at you."

"Thank you. In appearance I do..."

Without waiting for Liu Cheng to politely compliment Shengli on his unique vision, she pouted and pointed at Liu Cheng's loose hospital gown and said, "But! What's wrong with your clothes? You clearly know that you are here to meet beautiful ladies, but you don't even pay attention to your clothes. I can't accept it!"

Liu Cheng didn't care: "What's wrong with my clothes?"

"I wouldn't say you're ugly, but you could definitely change into something more pretty that goes with your looks, and that would make me feel better when I see beautiful things."

"Then let me explain it briefly."

Liu Cheng thought for a moment, then pulled at his hospital gown and said, "Blue and white are the colors of the sky and white clouds, symbolizing the vast universe and the rolling sea of ​​clouds. They not only express my lofty ambitions, but also fit my identity as a navy with the sky and the sea in one. The style of the shirt is a classic that has been passed down for hundreds of years, symbolizing the wisdom and heritage of human civilization. After thousands of trials and tribulations, classics still become classics as civilization spreads. What's more, I am a patient, so wearing a hospital gown immediately shows my identity as a patient. My heart is as pure as ice and my honesty is my greatest sincerity to all of you beautiful ladies..."

"Pfft-"

Kewei couldn't help laughing out loud. She had heard Sister Guanghui talk about this human being and had a good impression of him. Her first impression when they met just now was that he was reliable and amiable. Now she felt that this human being was very interesting, so she couldn't help laughing.

As soon as she made a sound, Kewei quickly covered her mouth, and looked around with her chocolate-colored eyes. She found that no one noticed her inelegant behavior. After all, everyone thought it was funny and was laughing, so she felt relieved.

After the royal lady withdrew her gaze, she happened to meet Liu Cheng's eyes. Liu Cheng also noticed her cute little action, nodded and smiled at her. Instantly, Kewei felt her body tremble slightly and her heart beat fast. After nodding subconsciously, Kewei shyly looked away, not knowing why she had such a reaction.

Neptune smiled and said, "That makes sense. I don't know what Victory thinks, but I am convinced anyway."

"I always feel like something is not right..." Shengli pouted, his plump lips tightly pursed, "But I really have no way to refute it, so I agree with you."

Liu Cheng blinked and said, "Then do I have the honor to participate in the afternoon tea party of the ladies?"

"Of course you can. You are our royal guest and the benefactor who cured Hood. I just said your clothes are not pretty enough."

So Liu Cheng sat down naturally and formally got to know the ship girls at the afternoon tea party.

The willful but easy-to-talk blonde woman is Victory, the second ship of the Glorious-class aircraft carrier, Victory. The noble lady with long silver-gray hair sitting next to her is her sister, the third ship of the Royal Glorious-class aircraft carrier, Formidable.

Neptune is also wearing a maid outfit, but she is not a maid either. Like Cheshire, she is not a real ship in history, so she often jokes with Cheshire, but in fact, the two have a very good relationship. Now Neptune is feeding the bet cake to Cheshire, and the two beautiful women together are really beautiful.

The heavy cruiser London has fair skin, waist-length hair, and wears a pair of purple half-frame glasses, looking quite intellectual.

There is also a maid who is pouring black tea for Liu Cheng. She has a slim figure and is very charming. She is Dido, the number one Dido-class light cruiser, and also Scylla's sister.

"Thank you."

"Ah? Ah... Master, this is what Dido should do."

Just a word of thanks made Dido's face blush, looking cute and shy, as if her personality was completely different from her generous and elegant sister Scylla.

Liu Cheng reached out his hand towards the cake stand filled with desserts in the middle of the table, but felt that he still needed to be reserved, so he stopped and asked, "I attended an afternoon tea party hosted by Guanghui in Sardinia before. It was a while ago. Are there any rules here?"

Liu Cheng, who was still afraid of the royal food, was always very cautious, but the royal tea and desserts were indeed impeccable.

"There are no rules. We just think that a large afternoon tea party would be too troublesome with too many people, so we held a small tea party here." Shengli said, "Sister Guanghui is very gentle. She won't force you to obey any rules, right?"

"Yes, Guanghui is just too gentle, so I didn't remember the rules."

As Liu Cheng spoke, he picked up a scone from the cake stand. It was indeed crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, and tasted quite good.

While chewing, Liu Cheng found that the others had stopped eating and were focusing their attention on him. Liu Cheng, who was already very experienced, of course knew what these royal ship girls were thinking, so he took out a piece of paper, wiped his mouth and said:

"If you have any questions about humans, please feel free to ask me. I will tell you everything I know."

Chapter 35: Little Devil Neptune? Educate her directly