KanColle does not allow me to work from nine to five

"What do humans think of ship girls?"

"It's indescribable. It's not like Cthulhu. There's no way. Ordinary humans can't bear the high-dimensional information of the Mind Cube, so the brain will actively forget it in order to protect itself. Even if you see it, you can't remember it afterwards... Me? I'm the chosen one, of course there's no problem."

"The Chosen One? So are all humans as fickle as you?"

"Ms. Awesome, your question is very sharp... I have done a discredit to the human race. Theoretically speaking, I am also a particularly fickle person among humans. Don't be disappointed in humans because of me. There are still many people with higher moral character than me."

"Hey, dear, you are too modest. But you are not allowed to fall in love with other girls all of a sudden."

"Ahem... this is all destiny."

"It is said that others say that our royal family is a food desert. Is that true?"

"No, the French food in London is the best in the world."

"You guy, isn't this answer really a mockery?"

"You figured it out... Miss London is very smart."

They chatted while drinking afternoon tea. Although the Royal Navy's ship girls were all elegant young ladies, they were all in a relaxed mood and didn't put on airs. Liu Cheng also said what he thought, without any flattery, just wanting to make friends. He emphasized being real, so the chat was quite pleasant.

"I'm more curious."

Neptune's golden eyes narrowed, and there was a faint smile on the cute girl's face. However, this arc inexplicably reminded Liu Cheng of Prince Eugen. "Hood and Prince of Wales are both the most outstanding ladies and leaders of our royal family. Who do you like more?"

As expected, she is not a good person. It seems that she is another black-bellied girl. Liu Cheng thought of the promise he made to Cheshire before that he would teach Neptune who "bullied" her a lesson. Although the relationship between the two seems to be quite good, Liu Cheng is a man who keeps his promises. He wants to let this girl who likes to make things difficult for others taste the feeling of being embarrassed by others.

So Liu Cheng, who had been answering questions fluently, fell silent this time, with a conflicted look on his face as if he couldn't make a choice.

"My dear!" Cheshire hugged Liu Cheng's head from behind, and her firm peaks overflowed with moving cream on the back of the man's head. The girl rubbed her cheek on Liu Cheng's short hair like a cat, "Although Hood and Prince of Wales are both very beautiful, they are definitely not as passionate as Cheshire, so I must like Cheshire more.

right? "

"Cheshire, don't mess around. Neptune's problem is to choose between two options."

Kewei drank the black tea elegantly, but could not help being called by his heart to add fuel to the fire. Classics are of course interesting, but gossip is even more interesting.

Neptune also glanced at the silent Liu Cheng, and said with a smile: "That's right, and if Mr. Liu Cheng likes Cheshire more, wouldn't it mean that he is fickle? In that case, he will probably like new women more in the future. Of course, this is just my guess. I still hope Mr. Liu Cheng doesn't do this."

Neptune is a black-bellied royal lady, but she is not deliberately embarrassing Liu Cheng. Cheshire is her good friend, but because of a bet with her, she inexplicably fell in love at first sight with a philandering human male. Even if she subconsciously thinks Liu Cheng is not a bad person, Neptune must see his true face and not let the innocent Cheshire get hurt.

"How could that be? My dear will definitely love me forever!"

"That's different. Even if we haven't come into contact with human society, it doesn't mean we don't know about humans. Men can be very heartless sometimes."

"If that's really the case, then I will...I will use more direct actions to force my dear to accept my love!"

Cheshire said as he held Yoo Seung's head tighter with his arms, finally making Yoo Seung respond.

"Ugh...I can't breathe..."

"Ah? Honey, I'm sorry... Anyway, this is my love!"

Neptune looked at Cheshire frantically rubbing Liu Cheng's face, curled his lips and said: "How is it, Mr. Liu Cheng, have you found the answer to the test of Siyue Feiqun ⑥ 949361 ③ ⑤?"

"No, there is no difference in the status of the two of them in my heart."

Hearing Liu Cheng's answer, Neptune smiled. After thinking for so long, he finally gave such an expected vague answer. It seemed that he was just like that.

"What a perfunctory answer. It seems that even if I spend more time with you, I can't develop more feelings with you. You are really heartless."

Facing Neptune's murderous questioning, Liu Cheng was not embarrassed at all. After all, true feelings would not be shaken by such questioning. Instead, he smiled and asked, "Is there any difference between Hood and the Prince of Wales in Miss Neptune's heart?"

"If you think not, then I think not either."

"If I think so, do you think so too?"

“Of course…”

After Neptune finished speaking, she suddenly felt something was wrong. Based on her previous experience of teasing others, she seemed to have been misled by the words. However, it was too late for her to realize it now.

"In fact, I like Hood more because I met her earlier and spent a very romantic time with her in the space of the Mind Cube. I still remember it vividly. It's not that the Prince of Wales is worse than her, but fate prevented me from meeting her earlier."

Liu Cheng said with a smile, then looked at Neptune: "What about you, Miss Neptune, who do you think is better, Hood or the Prince of Wales?"

【I was fooled! 】

Neptune still smiled, but his heart was in turmoil. Liu Cheng could say such words because he only needed to explain it to Hood and Prince of Wales, but if he said who was superior and who was inferior between the two, it would spread throughout the royal family. Even if the two royal sisters were magnanimous and just laughed it off, he would actually have no way to defend himself. The consequences of her and Liu Cheng's opinions were not at the same level at all.

"Or let's change the question. Who do you think is prettier, Victory or Miss Awesome?"

Kewei blinked her eyes. She was enjoying eating the melon so why did it suddenly bring up the subject of herself and Sister Shengli?

"I lost." Neptune didn't intend to answer, but he didn't want to be stubborn. It didn't matter if he lost, he could win it back next time.

"There is no winning or losing. I just want to make a point. Even if you don't mean to do bad things, you shouldn't always do things that make others feel embarrassed. Not everyone is as kind and tolerant as Cheshire."

Liu Cheng paused and said, "Of course, I am also a broad-minded person. As long as you answer my next question, it will be fine."

"what is the problem."

“Am I a handsome guy?”

Neptune blinked her eyes. She admitted defeat with her mouth but she didn't admit defeat in her heart. Now, looking at Liu Cheng's face, she suddenly felt a strange throbbing.

"Unfortunately, it is not."

Neptune's smile is as beautiful as a flower, and the curve of his mouth is exactly that of a little devil.

"I'm sorry, I was so sincere to you, but you said one thing and meant another. I can't be broad-minded anymore."

Chapter 36: Confident men are the most handsome

Among his peers, Liu Cheng can definitely be called handsome. He is sunny and cheerful, and has the fortitude of a soldier. The little bit of baby fat on his face makes him look even cuter and younger, so he has the nickname of "Friend of Middle-aged Women" in the army.

But relatively speaking, the beauty of the ship girls is the kind of inhuman extreme beauty, with a slender figure, no matter how plump it is, it will not sag, so Liu Cheng is naturally not on the same level. But now Liu Cheng is actually just joking about this kind of thing, and he no longer really cares about it. To be loved by so many ship girls, of course he is a super handsome guy.

Confident men are the most handsome.

So after giving Neptune a little lesson, Liu Cheng didn't get too angry, but continued chatting with the ship girls. Although he did have the idea of ​​getting in touch with them, Liu Cheng really enjoyed this relaxing and leisurely afternoon.

"

You can question me, but don't question the judgment of Hood and the Prince of Wales. "Liu Cheng said seriously, "Miss Kewei, there is no doubt that I am the most handsome man among humans. I believe your sister Guanghui must think so too."

"That's true." Kewei held up his chin lightly, his lips slightly raised, "Sister Guanghui said that you are like a child, and she can't help but want to take good care of you."

Neptune smiled and said, "Ms. Guanghui really has a unique vision."

Liu Cheng took one look at Neptune and knew that she was still unwilling to give in. It turned out that people with dark hearts were very vengeful.

"That just shows that Guanghui likes to take care of people, great sister."

Neptune added: "That's right, how can a child understand so many great principles like Mr. Liu Cheng?"

"Children are not as talented as me."

Kewei asked, "What talent?"

"Astronomy, geography, chess, calligraphy, poetry, music, warfare, scientific research..." Liu Cheng was just talking casually, and the more he talked, the more he felt that he was really talented. He could play chess with Zhenhai Tiancheng, and his boxing skills were comparable to Kaga Tosa. As a technical officer, he could also do scientific research. It turned out that a person who worked nine to five and slacked off was forced to develop so many skills. Tears welled up in my eyes.

"Humph, bragging."

Kewei snorted softly, and the elegant young lady couldn't help but show her coquettish look in front of Liu Cheng. Although they had only known each other for a short time, she felt very relaxed in front of him.

“I’m really not bragging.”

"Then let's sing a song?"

Liu Cheng hesitated. Everyone has weaknesses. His singing voice could not be described as heavenly, but at least it could be said to be tone-deaf.

Neptune fanned the flames and said, "It seems like you are just bragging."

"The main reason is that I can only sing Chinese songs." Liu Cheng cleared his throat. He didn't lose the battle, but he really lost if he didn't dare to speak. "Who is singing, yoyo, warming up the loneliness, yoyo, white clouds are floating in the blue sky, and tears are still drifting..."

Facts have proved that Liu Cheng's singing is still listenable, especially the melody which knows no language. What is national is also global, and classic songs are always classic songs.

Scylla and her sister Dido stood aside, looking at Liu Cheng proudly and dotingly, with an intoxicated smile. There was some longing and yearning in Dido's eyes, and she felt that the new master seemed to be shining.

The rhythmic movement was exactly what the terrifying lady wanted. The elegant young lady couldn't help but shake her knees to the beat, and her proud, white, plump and beautiful breasts also rippled.

However, some people reacted differently, as Neptune quickly pulled Cheshire into his arms and covered her ears.

"Hey, Neptune, what are you doing?"

"Don't listen, or you will never like Mr. Liu Cheng again."

"What? What are you talking about?"

When Liu Cheng heard what Neptune said, he couldn't help but burst out laughing. His singing was naturally even more out of tune because his singing was ruined. He didn't take it to heart, but Neptune did successfully counterattack. She was obviously a beautiful and elegant royal lady, but she was so vindictive.

"No! I still can't accept it!"

Seungri, who had not spoken for a long time, suddenly shouted loudly, scaring almost everyone. Liu Cheng and the other ship girls looked at each other, all confused.

"You have so many talents, you know what's important, and you look the same. The more you look at you, the cuter and more handsome you become. But you don't pay attention to your clothes. I can't accept that!"

Shengli stood up from her seat, walked to Liu Cheng, put her hands on his shoulders, and got very close to him with her flawless face like a goddess: "Tell me a beautiful love story, and in return I will make you a beautiful dress. Don't refuse, you must agree to it!"

Liu Cheng blinked his eyes. Feeling Shengli's face and warmth at such a close distance made his heart beat faster. He couldn't help but think, it's been so long, why is Shengli still entangled in this matter? He is obsessed with beauty.

However, Liu Cheng was still moved by Shengli's unique vision and sincere praise. In addition, the request was not excessive, so Liu Cheng nodded and said, "Okay, let me think about it... Then I will tell you a classic love story from our Donghuang, The Legend of the White Snake."

“It has to be very moving!”

“Absolutely moving.”

After Shengli returned to his seat, Liu Cheng felt everyone's gazes on him, cleared his throat and began to speak: "It is said that there is a white snake at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain that has been practicing for a thousand years..."

The story of the Legend of the White Snake is certainly attractive enough, otherwise it would not have been passed down for so long. Moreover, it tells the story of the love between two races, human and demon, breaking through the barriers of the world, which is inexplicably appropriate. However, as Liu Cheng was telling the story, his old habit of teasing the little girl came back, and he began to subconsciously make some magical changes and mixtures beyond the traditional script.

"Fahai's heart had been tainted by the worldly karma, and the angry Vajra had obscured his Buddhist heart, causing him to begin to doubt himself. So he used his cassock to roll Xiaoqing under the waterfall and said righteously, 'Snake demon, I need you to help me practice...'"

"Xu Xian stood by the West Lake, watching Bai Suzhen being gradually pressed down by the Leifeng Pagoda. The powerlessness in his heart suddenly surged out. All the bits and pieces of the past years circled in his mind. Xu Xian's eyes were red with anger. Deep love and suppressed anger broke through the Ren and Du meridians. Countless memories and powers filled his body. Xu Xian actually became a saint at such a critical moment with his love for Bai Suzhen! He was seen floating in the air, shouting to the surprised Fahai, "Today, I will let you feel my love for my wife. My Xu Xian's three unique skills - Sizhen Fist, Thoughts Like a Spring (T

?T) Nianzhen Sword, never forget (T?T) Xuxian Palm, forever and ever (T?T), Suzhen, my Suzhen..."

Liu Cheng paused. After all, even though he was the narrator, he almost dug out a three-bedroom, one-living-room apartment with his toes. He wondered if this artistic technique was too advanced for a ship girl.

"Don't stop, what's next?" Shengli asked eagerly, "Did Xu Xian defeat Fahai? Did he and Bai Suzhen reunite? Keep going!"

London's eyes were wide open, too horrible to even care about the cream on the corner of his mouth, and even Neptune didn't express any objection.

Well, not ahead of the times at all?

Sorry, sorry, I need a day off.

I really had some things to do today, and I was exhausted again... I can only say that the species diversity in this world is too rich, how can there be people who are completely unable to communicate...

Okay, I won't complain anymore. Old readers should know that I never ask for leave. This is the first time. I really have no choice and want to take a break. For a loser like me, updating three times a day is like killing fish. I feel like my stomach is empty. Of course, the update speed should not change in the future. I am an old obsessive-compulsive patient. ?(T?T)

The chapter that was banned before has been revised, but it has not been released yet. As for what some classmates said about the slow pace, it is true that although this book has a main line, it is actually for daily life, and the main thing is to stay with the ship girls. In addition, Marco Polo is too funny in the latest plot. I must add her to Iris. It’s unfair for Marco Polo to be a clown again. Anyway, the protagonist will comfort her well later.

Finally, there will be four updates tomorrow as a small compensation. I really can’t squeeze in more.

Chapter 37: Is she feeling resentful or acting like a spoiled child?

No matter what time it is, it is always pleasant to be with beautiful people of the opposite sex. Liu Cheng attended the tea party at three o'clock in the afternoon, and before he knew it, he realized that the sun was about to set.

"Master, it's time to go back, or I'll be scolded by the head maid."

Scylla lowered her head to Liu Cheng's ear and gently reminded him that it was very late.

"The head maid isn't that strict, is she?" Kewei heard Scylla's voice and said with a pout, "If it doesn't work, I'll call her and say hello."

Although she still had to pay a little attention to etiquette, Kewei truly felt happy and relaxed when she was with Liu Cheng. It seemed like she could say anything and it was very interesting to listen to whatever he said. This was a feeling Kewei had never experienced before and she really wanted it to continue like this.

Scylla smiled faintly and said, "It's not that the head maid is strict, it's mainly because the master is still a patient and can't be too hard. If something happens, it will be my fault for not taking good care of him."

"I think he's healthy..."

Kewei's eyes met Liu Cheng's. Liu Cheng smiled at the elegant young lady. This time Kewei did not look away and smiled back. However, her heart was beating so fast that it seemed like it was about to jump out of her throat.

"It is indeed very late. Thank you ladies for your hospitality. I have had a very pleasant afternoon."

"Wait!"

Shengli followed Liu Cheng and stood up from her seat. In front of everyone, she stretched out her hands and hugged Liu Cheng's waist. The warm and soft touch and the subtle fragrance filled Liu Cheng's five senses at once, leaving Liu Cheng stunned. Is his charm so great?

But the facts proved that it didn't seem to be the case. After Shengli, he hugged Liu Cheng's chest and hips again, and measured his height and shoulder width. This action made Scylla breathe a sigh of relief. Cheshire lay on the table and looked at Shengli with his big eyes blinking. This cute and clingy girl seemed to have no idea what jealousy was.

"Okay, we'll be at the same place tomorrow afternoon. I'll bring the clothes I made for you, so be sure to come over!"

"it is good."

"Also, I apologize again. You actually have a pretty good figure."

Shengli put his hands behind his back while Daming spoke compliments generously. This made Liu Cheng feel a little embarrassed. How could this be so much like a hooligan molesting a decent woman and saying dirty words after taking advantage of her? However, a cheerful and charming woman like Shengli could not be disliked even if she was a little willful.