KanColle does not allow me to work from nine to five

Liu Cheng paused, because the voice just now seemed familiar and was not made by the maids. He turned his head and looked in the direction of the room door, and sure enough, he saw the mature and beautiful smile of St. Louis, and New Jersey, who was also wearing chiffon pajamas, holding a pillow in his arms, with a teasing and naughty smile on his face.

"You actually eavesdropped on our conversation between master and servant. That's too much." Liu Cheng fully implemented the principle of shamelessly putting the blame on someone else. As long as he himself was not embarrassed, he would not feel embarrassed.

"How could we be eavesdropping?" New Jersey said with a smile as he walked in. "We were clearly listening openly. Who told you not to even close the door?"

"Ah, it seems like it was me..." Sirius rubbed his hands and said, "I didn't close the door when I came in to get the sheets."

"It's okay. It doesn't matter if someone hears it..."

Liu Cheng suddenly realized something, looked at the faces of the two White Eagle Ship Girls and said, "You guys didn't peek again, did you?"

"Bingo!"

New Jersey snapped his fingers and said smugly, "We've been here since you bullied Sirius before. I told you, you just love to bully little maids."

Liu Cheng covered his forehead and said, "Forget it, if he has been seen, he has been seen. Everyone has his own consequences. What's wrong with me just liking to bully the little maid?"

Chapter 72: Night Party

"Really? They didn't even tell us about the training camp. That's too much."

New Jersey hugged his pillow and lay directly on the mat laid by the maids. There were a lot of beddings, so it was soft and covered a large area. New Jersey couldn't help rolling around twice. He felt so comfortable, even more comfortable than the mattress worth hundreds of thousands.

Liu Cheng looked at New Jersey's calm expression and joked, "Hey, this is a party within our fleet. Why are you, an outsider, here to join in the fun?"

"Don't be stingy. This place is so big, but there's no one around. It's so gloomy outside the window. It's more lively here."

St. Louis narrowed his beautiful eyes and said to New Jersey, "Forget it. Since they care so much, let's not make ourselves miserable here."

"What's the big deal?" New Jersey also knew that Liu Cheng was joking. She grabbed St. Louis' wrist and said, "Don't be so formal. Liu Cheng was just joking."

"Yes, I was joking. St. Louis is the owner of this manor, how could he be an outsider?" Liu Cheng pointed at New Jersey and said, "I mean, you are the only outsider."

New Jersey was stunned for a moment, and looked at Liu Cheng in disbelief: "Say it again?"

Liu Cheng was holding back his laughter, how could he possibly say it out loud.

The smile on New Jersey's face disappeared, and her beautiful face became serious. At this moment, she really had the aura of a black dragon: "Do you know that most girls will cry when they hear such words? Shouldn't you reflect on yourself?"

The smile on Liu Cheng's face also disappeared. He found that he was indeed a little presumptuous. The ship girls were all easy to get along with, and New Jersey was even more casual, so he subconsciously thought that it was okay to joke around. But to be honest, both parties had only known each other for a few days, and his behavior was indeed a little abrupt.

"Sorry, I meant it as a joke, and I didn't realize it was a little too much..."

“Puchi—hahahaha—”

New Jersey couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed out loud, holding his stomach. When he saw Liu Cheng's bitter face after a pause, he laughed even harder, and his long purple hair fluttered on the white sheets.

“Hahaha… I already told you, she’s just an ordinary girl… Hahaha… I’m Black Dragon, of course I’m not an ordinary girl… Hahaha…”

Liu Cheng clenched his fists, then unclenched them, shook his head helplessly and sighed. He didn't expect that he, Liu Cheng, had made a great name for himself, and so many ship girls had fallen under his jokes and had been severely teased by him, but today he ended up in disaster.

"Okay, okay, don't be depressed because of this kind of thing." New Jersey pursed her lips tightly and finally held back her laughter. She even reached out and touched Liu Cheng's head, saying, "You were joking with me, and I was joking with you. We are even now."

"It's not fair. I'm angry."

Liu Cheng pushed New Jersey's hand away and touched the ship girl's head alone. He couldn't take the initiative today.

"Don't be so stingy, we are already so familiar with each other."

"No, I'm just so stingy." Liu Cheng also stopped while he was ahead, "Unless you say that Brother Liu Cheng is super handsome, I will never forgive you."

New Jersey clasped his hands together, bent down slightly and said, "Brother Liu Cheng is super handsome."

"Okay, I forgive you." Liu Cheng also said in return, "New Jersey girl is also very beautiful."

The two looked at each other, then sat on the bed and laughed.

Now it is really certain that both parties are not such petty people. Having someone to joke with and have fun with during the journey is also one of the great pleasures in life.

"What should we do now?" New Jersey said, propping himself up on the mat with his hands. "Play cards? It's still early. I won't be able to fall asleep if I go to bed right away."

Liu Cheng propped his chin with his right hand: "It's not easy to fight six people."

Dido took the initiative and said, "You guys can just fight, I'll just watch from the side."

"No."

"No."

Liu Cheng and Xin Jersey shouted at almost the same time.

New Jersey: “It’s boring without enough people.”

"We are all together, no one can be left behind." Liu Cheng thought for a moment and said, "Anyway, there is no need for much confrontation, let's play the game of cat fishing. The rules are very simple. Each person has a stack of cards, with the back facing up, and they are arranged in a row. If there are identical cards, all the heads and tails are taken away. If there are no cards, the person loses."

New Jersey held his chin, thought for a moment and said, "The rules are very clear, but they also seem a bit boring."

"That's easy. It would be interesting to add a reward and punishment system." St. Louis stretched out his jade-like index finger, shook it and said, "The one with no cards is the loser, and the one with the most cards at that time is the winner. The winner can designate the loser to do something. How about that?"

"Okay, that's simple and fun," New Jersey said. "Anyone have any objections?"

No one objected and everyone nodded in agreement. After all, they were all friends and no one would make excessive demands. What's more, it was a game of pure luck and it was not certain who would win or lose.

So Liu Cheng decided, "Let's play like this. It's eight o'clock now. Let's play for two hours and go to bed at ten o'clock. Beifa, you deal the cards."

The head maid Belfast is always trustworthy. She shuffled the cards quickly and divided the two decks into six piles accurately.

“I choose this one!”

New Jersey shook his hand, and after some hesitation, he took the one in the middle.

Liu Cheng didn't care and just took the pile closest to him. St. Louis thought she was a lucky ship and took the last pile after the selection. However, she shook her hand slightly and her purple eyes caught a glimpse of the exposed card at the bottom. Although her luck was not bad, it did not prevent her from using some tricks. St. Louis still had a lot of things she wanted to know.

The rules sound a bit boring, but it is actually quite fun to play. There is the worry of seeing your hand with fewer and fewer cards, and the cheers after taking away a large number of cards. Especially when the cards are stacked very long at once, everyone is nervous when putting down their cards, fearing that others will take away a large number of cards, and hoping that they can collect them all at once.

Of course the punishment afterwards is also very interesting.

Dido won the first game, and the little maid was a little nervous and just asked Befa to sing a song.

The second winner was Liu Cheng. He was not polite at all and directly asked New Jersey to dance a dance and even dance at the top of his voice and call him "Brother Liu Cheng".

New Jersey protested, "You said you forgave me, but you're so petty and you're taking revenge on me!"

"You're overthinking it." Liu Cheng said confidently, "I'm following the rules. I'm just letting you liven up the atmosphere."

"Hmph, no big deal, come on the lights! See the hot dance of White Eagle's Black Dragon and New Jersey~"

As she spoke, New Jersey really performed an extremely hot pole dance. Her slender figure, especially the swaying and perky round buttocks, coupled with the "Brother Liu Cheng" she called out in a clip-like voice, made Liu Cheng exclaim that he couldn't stand it.

After the dance, New Jersey asked with some pride: "How was my dancing?"

Liu Cheng said one thing and meant another: "She is more worldly than artistic. She is just average."

"Huh, I see you obviously like this."

After a few more rounds, St. Louis observed that Liu Cheng had the fewest cards, so he quietly drew the bottom card, collected a large number of cards, and successfully became the winner of Liu Cheng.

"Let me think, what should I ask you to do?"

St. Louis held his chin lightly and looked at Liu Cheng with a gleam in his eyes.

Chapter 73: Don’t be serious, be lively

"I feel like I'm not used to the entertainment atmosphere. Let me ask a more serious question."

St. Louis blinked her eyes. She came here not just to be a driver. Before leaving, Essex found her and asked her for a favor. She hoped that St. Louis, who was always good at judging people, could evaluate whether Liu Cheng, a human being, was trustworthy.

Although they have never met, they have met in various meetings within Azur Lane to discuss how to deal with the Red Axis, and they have known for a long time that there is such a human ally. Theoretically, since he can gain the trust of so many ship girls, he should be trustworthy. What's more, under the current trend, it seems that cooperating with Liu Cheng is the wisest choice, so it is even more necessary to make sure whether Liu Cheng, a human, is trustworthy.

Before leaving, Essex put his hands on St. Louis' shoulders and said seriously, "Enterprise Senior is a great warrior, firm and pure. If Liu Cheng can really cure York City, then she will definitely believe in him unconditionally. At most, she will hesitate for the sake of the overall situation of White Eagle. I am not very good at thinking about these things, so St. Louis, it all depends on you. Your judgment is very important!"

Saint Louise naturally agreed to this. She was originally very interested in this human, but she didn't expect that this human would be so

Fascinating.

But St. Louis also knew that she couldn't get too addicted to it, as she had an important mission.

"Ask," Liu Cheng said, "I will definitely answer truthfully within the rules."

"It's mainly because you are very approachable as a fleet leader." St. Louis took a deep breath, holding the plump and firm breasts with one hand, his arm almost sinking into the softness. "No human has ever been the leader of a fleet girl. I'm curious, if there are some extreme situations, such as you have to command a fleet girl to go to the place of death to support, what will you do?"

When this question was asked, the atmosphere suddenly became cold. New Jersey secretly pulled at the corner of St. Louis's pajamas. She felt a little surprised because St. Louis was obviously not such an emotionally unintelligent ship girl.

Belfast's eyes became sharper, but the smile on her face remained the same. She said calmly, "Miss St. Louis, isn't your question a bit presumptuous? We trust our master and believe that he will make the most appropriate decision, so we unite around him. You are not a member of our fleet, so this question is meaningless."

Liu Cheng waved his hand, indicating that Belfast didn't need to react too much.

He looked at St. Louis' beautiful fair face, her slightly curly blue hair, thin eyebrows and long eyelashes, and she always had a faint charming smile. It was a kind of beauty full of the charm of a mature big sister, intellectual, fashionable, and full of femininity.

"I want to know, are you asking this question on behalf of yourself or on behalf of White Eagle?"

St. Louis blinked and said, "What if it represents the White Eagle?"

Liu Cheng said: "Then I will give the official answer. In a war, anything is possible. As a commander, what I have to do is to seek benefits and avoid harm, and try to avoid such things from happening. I will never allow my ship girl to fight a war that is doomed to fail."

St. Louis nodded, a very standard and boring answer.

"On my own behalf?"

"Then my answer is I don't know." Liu Cheng shrugged and said truthfully, "I have thought about this problem and even made a plan in my mind, but when the time comes, I don't know what I will do. Theoretically, as a commander, I should make a calm decision, but I think I will die together..."

"My proud master, I will protect you with my life!"

Sirius immediately came out excitedly to express his loyalty. The little maid might not understand other things, but her master's safety was absolutely her top priority.

"The same goes for Dido!" Dido said eagerly with her beautiful eyes open.

Liu Cheng reached out and touched the heads of the two maids, and said, "Well, that's a bit serious. In fact, there is another possibility. No matter what the situation is, as long as you don't attack, you are not dead. It means you can retain your living strength. The great man once said that if you save people and lose land, you will gain land. I think it makes a lot of sense."

"That makes sense. My question was a bit abrupt."

St. Louise didn't actually want an answer. She had her own experience in judging people. She could get the result she wanted by looking at Liu Cheng's thoughts, expressions and other aspects when answering this question. But now St. Louise regretted it a little. She suddenly felt that she shouldn't have asked this question at all. They had only been together for a short time, but she felt that she had no doubts about Liu Cheng at all. This human had an incomparable unique charm.

"It's okay." Liu Cheng waved his hand and said, "I roughly know why you ask this question, and I also hope that you can join my fleet in the future. It's also a good thing to get to know me better. But please separate the situations in the future, and don't talk about serious things when you are having fun."

"Yes, it's my fault."

"Forget it." Liu Cheng said to St. Louis generously, "You eat your food, live in your house, and drive your car. I forgive you."

"No, we can't just let it go like this. I have to make up for the atmosphere I ruined."

As he spoke, St. Louis pulled New Jersey to stand up together.

"New Jersey, teach me the dance you just did."

"Ah good."

So St. Louis and New Jersey, dressed in pajamas, danced gracefully around an empty steel pipe. Their plump breasts and perky round buttocks complemented each other, and Liu Cheng was a little fascinated by the dance. He didn't even notice when Dido hugged his arm jealously.

Liu Cheng said in his heart that many times he wanted to lose his temper and loudly scold you ignorant ship girls for asking such low EQ questions. It was obvious that you wanted to embarrass this commander. Do you know how difficult it is for this commander to consider so many things every day?

But at the end of the dance, St. Louis and New Jersey winked at Liu Cheng together and said sweetly, "Brother Liu Cheng is so handsome." Liu Cheng just wanted to say, "Please don't make things difficult for this commander. This commander can afford it."

This little episode didn't affect the atmosphere of the game too much. Then Sirius did a handstand, Belfast did a beautiful split, and Liu Cheng did an extremely embarrassing cheerleading dance...

New Jersey pursed his lips and said, "No, your body is not flexible enough."

Liu Cheng said, "I'm a man, why would I need physical flexibility... Ahem, it's almost time, shouldn't you go back to your rooms and sleep?"

"What do you mean everyone go back to their rooms? We'll sleep here."

New Jersey pointed at the pillow he had brought over and lay down on the floor as a matter of course.

Chapter 74: The Fake Female Ghost and the Real Female Ghost

"Men and women should not touch each other, do you understand?"

"I don't understand. We White Eagles don't have such a saying. Besides, I'm not a woman. I'm a ship girl."

"Who says that ship girls are not women? Let me tell you, if you dare to stay in the same room with me, I will do something bad to you when you fall asleep."

Liu Cheng deliberately showed a sly smile and stretched out his right hand towards New Jersey: "Young lady, you are so beautiful. Since you are here for me, don't blame me for enjoying you."

New Jersey did not move at all, but stretched out her clothes generously: "Need I say more about my beauty? Remember not to wrinkle my clothes, they are from St. Louis."

"No wonder, I was wondering why the front was so loose."

Liu Cheng felt bored and took his hand back after making a joke. Although he had not originally planned to spend a night with the maids, he was still tempted by a little intimacy. Now he could only spend a relatively boring night. But it didn't matter, after all, he was not a sex-hungry ghost.

New Jersey waited until Liu Cheng walked away before he came to his senses. He sat up and said, "Even if mine is not as big as St. Louis', it's obviously quite big, right?"

"I'm sorry, it's really not big enough."

Liu Cheng shook his finger. His current aesthetic taste has been almost completely distorted by the ship girls. Only Taihou can be called plump, Tirpitz is just right, Richelieu even has flat breasts, Saratoga is consistent front and back... Obviously, Archbishop Iris has a truly perfect figure, but there is nothing he can do about it. The ship girls are such extraordinary creatures that even if the thin branches bear fruits, they will not droop, and will not destroy the beauty. It is just so unreasonable.

"My proud master, I can do it!" Sirius was very confident about her figure. With little stars in her red eyes, she took the initiative to say, "I understand your hint. Please let Sirius serve you with your body..."

"What did I hint at?"