KanColle does not allow me to work from nine to five

Liu Cheng interrupted Sirius's words with a smile on his face, scratched her nose with his hand and said, "Sleep well and wait until this journey is over."

“Is that so… I’m so sorry, I was too impatient…”

Sirius lowered his head, and his innocent and moving look was simply very alluring.

At this moment, Liu Cheng was suddenly glad that New Jersey and the others interrupted him, otherwise he would have a great chance of not being able to control himself tonight, and if he was discovered after his fame spread throughout the world, it would be just an embarrassing problem.

After laying out the mat and putting pillows and bedding in place, Liu Cheng took the initiative to sleep on the outside, with Belfast next to him, followed by the little maid and St. Louis and the others.

You can joke around, but you still have to be careful about the gender difference when you really act. Although Liu Cheng, who already has dozens of lovers, doesn't seem to be qualified to say so, he really thinks that he is the God of Pure Love, but his pure love has been divided into dozens of parts. Facts have proved that it will be divided into hundreds of parts in the future...

Wash hands, go to the toilet, girls have to do some more things before going to bed, such as drinking water, combing hair, etc. Liu Cheng had been covered with the quilt for a long time before the lights in the room were turned off. Then there was a rustling sound for a while, and then everything gradually returned to silence.

This is a suburb of Wilmington and a private territory of the wealthy. According to St. Louis, a full range of intelligent security systems have been deployed, and it is as quiet as the port area of ​​KanColle.

The curtains were not all drawn, and a ray of moonlight filtered in, shining on the ground like a layer of fresh light. The sounds of the wind, the faint chirping of insects, and the sound of breathing all made people feel safe and peaceful. Although Liu Cheng felt a little regretful that he could not fully enjoy the maid's night, his consciousness gradually sank, and he was about to fall asleep.

"Liu Cheng?"

"..."

"Are you asleep?"

"Just wait, New Jersey. I'll spank you tomorrow morning." Liu Cheng said unhappily, "If you hadn't called me, I would have been asleep by now."

"You can call me whatever you want tomorrow morning. I can't sleep. How about you tell me a story?"

"You are so old, and you are still telling stories."

"I'm curious. I want to know what stories humans would tell at this time."

New Jersey's voice was a little flat. Although no one else spoke, Liu Cheng could feel their anticipation. Ship girls don't like humans, nor do they hate humans, but they can't integrate into humans, so they will be curious.

"Of course, it's fine if you're asleep."

He sighed in his heart, feeling a little bit of pity and a little bit of helplessness, thinking that he was really soft-hearted, so Liu Cheng said, "Usually at times like this, people will tell some ghost stories."

"Then tell me one."

"Let me think... Then I'll tell you a classic Donghuang ghost story. There was a poor scholar named Ning Caichen..."

Liu Cheng suddenly paused, and Xin Jersey asked curiously: "What's wrong, can't remember the plot?"

Of course, he didn't remember the specific plots in the books, but he would never forget the plots of various movies. The reason Liu Cheng paused was that a slippery and delicate body quietly crawled into his bed. The plump and firm breasts of the head maid Belfast rubbed his arms tightly, and a pair of slender and warm hands slowly teased downwards until they easily touched Liu Cheng's inner demons.

The beautiful blue eyes were filled with affectionate and moving looks. The moment the two looked at each other in the dim light, they understood each other's meaning. Liu Cheng originally wanted to refuse, but it was too exciting under the circumstances. Since he was pursuing excitement, he might as well go all the way.

So Liu Cheng continued to distract her: "I still remember the plot. It is said that Ning Caichen went to take the imperial examination and lived in Lanruo Temple..."

Beifa caressed gently, licking Liu Cheng's neck with her soft tongue.

"One night, when everything was quiet, a stunning beauty suddenly appeared in Lanruo Temple..."

Befa's hands were as delicate as clouds, yet sometimes they were tightly clasped together, and her palms gradually became burning hot.

"Ning Caichen discovered that the scholar he was traveling with had been drained of his energy, his eyes were lifeless, hissing..."

New Jersey asked curiously, "What's wrong with your voice?"

"Nothing, this is called full commitment, so this is what a female ghost did..."

While everyone else's attention was attracted by Liu Cheng's story, Beifa curled up her slender body quietly into the quilt like a swimming fish, and began to suck the master's essence like the female ghost in the story.

Soon after, the story ended.

New Jersey said, "What kind of ghost story is this? It's not scary at all, but the plot is really good. The love story between a human and a ghost is really hard to let go... Liu Cheng?"

Liu Cheng was pressing Belfast's head tightly at this moment, as if he was Ning Caichen, and his soul was about to be sucked into Nie Xiaoqian. After a long time, he seemed to come out of the story, sighed and said: "The love between a human and a ghost is really hard to let go."

"Then, another one?"

"Human greed is like a snake swallowing an elephant. I won't talk any more. I'm going to sleep."

"If you don't want to talk about it, then don't talk about it. Anyway, I'll talk to you tomorrow."

Liu Cheng stopped talking, and after swallowing, Beifa quietly got out of the quilt. Liu Cheng always felt that what happened just now must have been discovered by someone, but it seemed harmless. After being satisfied, his hazy consciousness soon became blurred.

It may have been a long time, or it may have been just a moment.

Liu Cheng felt his lips being gently touched by a wet and sticky presence in a half-awake state. Was it a dream? Or was it Belfast?

Liu Cheng didn't care and fell asleep again.

Chapter 75 is probably a warm and touching road movie

Liu Cheng is always a man of his words, so the next morning he spanked New Jersey's butt without mercy. Although he had no bad intentions, Liu Cheng was really concerned about New Jersey's perky and plump butt. Facts proved that it was indeed consistent inside and out. Not only did it look round and attractive, but the feeling of being spanked was also top-notch.

"Okay, I'll take back the reward."

"You really hold a grudge." New Jersey bit her lip and looked at Liu Cheng with misty blue eyes. Although she did agree, that was one of her most sensitive parts. She felt numb all of a sudden. "Or have you actually been thinking about me for a long time? Otherwise, why would you blurt it out last night?"

"Whatever you say, I got paid anyway."

Liu Cheng did not argue. He hummed a little tune in a happy mood and woke up from a bed full of beauties. His curiosity was satisfied and the weather outside the window was also very good. Is there anything more joyful than this?

After breakfast, they set off. In addition to Liu Cheng and St. Louis, the perfect and elegant head maid could of course drive. Several people took turns driving so they would never get tired.

It can be seen that the original road network of White Eagle was definitely very developed, but the further inland you go, the worse the road maintenance becomes. On some slightly more remote roads, there are large potholes that suddenly appear in the middle of the road. Now Liu Cheng understands why St. Louis said that driving at night actually reduces efficiency. If the car breaks down in an unfamiliar place, you probably can only call the White Eagle military for an escort.

He rolled down the window and turned up the music volume to maximum, and stretched his hand out of the window to feel the whistling wind. New Jersey shouted loudly, but probably felt it was a bit boring, so he retracted his body from the car window.

Liu Cheng commented: "It's a pity that you don't have blonde hair and blue eyes, otherwise this scene would be a standard Hollywood road movie plot from the last century."

New Jersey asked Liu Cheng curiously, "What will happen next?"

"It depends on the situation. Maybe the car broke down and was robbed. Maybe the car ran into a gang of speedsters and they were in a fast and furious situation. Maybe the car could never get out of a short distance and go through an endless cycle..."

As he spoke, Liu Cheng suddenly showed an expression of disbelief, pointed at a sign in front of him and said tremblingly: "I remember seeing that sign just now. Are we really trapped in the supernatural?"

Dido suddenly opened her eyes wide and looked in the direction of Liu Cheng's finger, thinking that the eternal cycle would mean that she could be with her master forever. It was not scary at all, but very happy.

New Jersey was not a maid who was easily fooled. She said directly, "Isn't this just an ordinary speed limit sign? It's normal for it to appear a few more times. What's so strange about it?"

“So, straight women are boring.”

Liu Cheng shook his finger, turned around and asked the little maid sitting on the other side, "Sirius, are you afraid?"

Sirius said firmly, "My proud master, Sirius will always protect you."

"I will always protect Sirius too!"

So Liu Cheng openly kissed the little maid.

Langxing's pretty short hair smells pleasantly of shampoo.

After Liu Cheng let go of Sirius, he said to New Jersey with some pride: "See, this is called interest."

"Humph, I also have this kind of interest."

New Jersey's character will never be hit. She suddenly stuck to Liu Cheng, her beautiful eyes seemed to be twinkling with stars, and her beautiful face was full of moving confidence: "Man, I will protect you."

"You are not a romantic person, you are a female hooligan."

"What? You don't understand romance."

White Eagle has always had a road culture, so people in New Jersey do drive. There are restaurants and motels at regular intervals on both sides of the road. The restaurants even have pick-up areas for vehicles, so you can buy food without getting out of the car.

"Six burger meals."

St. Louis, who was replaced by New Jersey, rolled down the window and gestured a number to a fat black male clerk at the counter. The clerk seemed to be oblivious to such a beautiful and extraordinary woman. It was obvious that his brain had been burned by the high-dimensional information released by the KanColle all the time.

"Six-cent hamburger combo, two family buckets, and six servings of vegetable salad."

Liu Cheng leaned over St. Louis' body and placed his order through the car window. The clerk finally understood and started quoting prices and preparing meals. They were interacting with the human world for the first time in a long time. Liu Cheng was actually a little uncomfortable for a moment. Only then did he clearly realize that he had been away from human society for a long time.

"What's wrong?" St. Louis was very perceptive and asked with concern.

"Nothing." Liu Cheng shook his head and said, "I just feel a little regretful when I think about having a car full of beauties but not being able to show them off."

St. Louis blinked his eyes, and suddenly stretched out his hand to hold Liu Cheng in his arms. Liu Cheng was caught off guard and his face touched St. Louis's plump and soft thighs. The flat belly was right in front of him, especially the fullness that was slightly drooping like a melon. Only at such a distance could he feel the sense of oppression.

"what are you doing?"

"I was wondering, if I hold you like this, will the high-dimensional information also be diluted, and humans will be able to notice me?"

"How is that possible? That is high-dimensional information, with a huge amount of information."

"That's right."

St. Louis let go of Liu Cheng with a smile on her face. She was very naturally intimate with him, and then let go of him very naturally. There didn't seem to be any deliberateness in her behavior, and she was full of the charm of a mature older sister.

"That..." Liu Cheng hesitated to speak.

"What's wrong, do you want a hug?"

"No... you should have brought money, right?"

"puff--"

St. Louis pursed his lips and smiled, then elegantly took out a bank card from his pocket near his thigh. The action was surprisingly handsome.

Liu Cheng didn't want to be polite, but because of his pride as a gigolo, he still said, "I'll pay you back when I have the chance."

"No, just consider it as compensation for asking a rude question last night."

"I told you not to care."

"I don't care, I'm just looking for an excuse." St. Louis smiled, "You can't say I want to support you."

If it was someone else, Liu Cheng would definitely respond jokingly, but St. Louis was obviously at least on the same level as Liu Cheng, she was just too good at it.

New Jersey kept the car going while the rest of the people were sharing the hamburgers and fried chicken they had bought.

Liu Cheng saw Dido eating French fries. He had just been teased by the older sister and now wanted to get back at the little maid, so he said, "I just heard the truck driver say that the French fries here are added with sodium chloride. Long-term low-dose exposure to sodium chloride will cause symptoms such as hydrophobicity, migraines, and breathing difficulties. And Coke, which is added with a large amount of dihydrogen monoxide, is colorless and odorless. It takes the lives of thousands of people every year, and KanColle is no exception."

But before Dido could respond, New Jersey said, "You only know how to bully others. We are not children."

Liu Cheng smiled, originally just to liven up the atmosphere, and said, "You are amazing, you know a lot."

"Of course, I am the biggest and strongest Black Dragon."

"What is sodium chloride?"

"Salt."

"Dihydrogen monoxide?"

"water."

"DNA?"

"What is this? It's sweet and sour. What does it taste like?"

Liu Cheng laughed, and at this time he looked at Belfast, with whom he had a tacit understanding. The head maid knew the smell of DNA.

"What does it smell like?" New Jersey was really curious.

Liu Cheng just smiled and said nothing.

If this is a road movie, it would probably be a heartwarming road movie.

Chapter 76 A Vibrant Journey

Human society is like this. No matter how free it is, there is order in chaos. No matter what the environment is, a certain order will spontaneously form as the situation gradually stabilizes.

During the Siren War, the coastal areas were the most severely damaged, with large numbers of people dying or leaving their homes. But after the situation improved, the prosperity of the seaside eventually attracted a large number of people to live there, and new buildings were built everywhere after the cleanup, creating a thriving scene.

However, after passing the coastal area, a large number of half-new houses began to appear. This was the place most directly affected by the refugees after the Siren attack. It was also the junction of the coast and the inland. It looked dilapidated and declining, but also very

Vitality can be described as full of vitality and the flourishing of all things.

Passing by a small town, they even encountered two gangs engaged in a gunfight. After hearing the gunshots from several kilometers away, Liu Cheng was held tightly under Sirius to prevent any accidents. The little maid, who was usually not very reliable, was alert and heroic at this time.

Dido and Belfast immediately became alert, but St. Louis did not panic and continued to drive forward normally. Any reaction at this time would have attracted attention, after all, the surrounding cars all seemed to be turning a blind eye, and it was obvious that they were used to it.

On the contrary, New Jersey, with her excellent eyesight as a ship girl, discovered that there were more than a dozen people besieging a man and a woman. Her simple sense of justice broke out, and she wanted to help the weak and punish the strong, but was stopped by Liu Cheng who broke free from Sirius.

"I won't comment without knowing the full story. Many things are not as simple as they seem. It's best not to get involved."

New Jersey pursed his lips and said in annoyance, "But I always feel uncomfortable just staying out of it."

"That's because you have a simple sense of justice in your heart, which is very good." Liu Cheng thought for a while and said, "Let me give you an example so you can understand. If you are a more powerful god, and one day you come to this world and see a hundred ship girls besieging two sirens, what will you do?"

"I understand."

New Jersey immediately understood what Liu Cheng meant. She was not a fool. It was just that the ship girl had been fighting with the Sirens for a long time, so many of her concepts of good and evil were very simple.

It started to drizzle on the road the next day, and the group entered the territory of Tennessee.