The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

Bai Jie curled her lips.

Although a corpse can only be described as a thing in a sense, Li Lin's straightforward calling of the deceased a thing always made her feel offended.

Probably because...she is considered a corpse.

"Ah~ This is a bit troublesome," Li Lin frowned, holding the padlock with his right hand and pulling it gently, "I don't have the tools to open the lock with me. Going back to get them is impossible."

"I say, shouldn't your target be the guy who steals corpses?" Seeing Li Lin's distressed look as if he wanted to pull the padlock off directly but didn't have enough strength, Bai Jie was a little speechless, "There's no need to look at the corpse, and don't expect me to help you unscrew the padlock."

……

Li Lin, who was about to ask Bai Jie to help him unscrew the padlock, curled his lips.

"You've already screwed one, so screwing five or six more won't matter."

"That one was twisted to save someone, okay? And the one I saved was you!"

"Alright alright!"

Li Lin had a perfunctory look on his face, with his hands raised above his head, as if to say, "I've given up." However, his eyes kept glancing at the lock, and it was obvious that he had not given up.

"So, how do you plan to catch that guy?" Bai Jie sighed, "Just wait like this?"

"I would like to check the status of the remaining corpses to determine the other party's preference for corpses," Li Lin spread his hands, "but I can't open it, so I can only use the most strenuous and laborious method, which is to wait."

"Do you think if you say that... I will help you open the lock?" Bai Jie raised her eyes. "This reason doesn't convince me at all."

"So you want to spend the night in the morgue?"

Bai Jie's expression froze.

Although she was a headless ghost, but... she didn't really want to spend the night in the morgue. Or rather, she really didn't want to spend the night in the morgue!

"Besides! There's a beautiful young model waiting for me in my room right now! I definitely don't want to spend the night in the morgue!"

Li Lin crossed his arms and shouted.

"Pry open all the cabinets, confirm the condition of each corpse, and then investigate the characteristics of the missing corpses to infer the other party's tendency to choose corpses! Isn't this good!"

"Well, let's stay in the morgue tonight," Bai Jie smiled brightly.

"Then you stay here by yourself. I'll leave everyone's bodies in your care."

Li Lin gave Bai Jie a thumbs up and turned around to leave, but at this point there was no way Bai Jie would let Li Lin go. She threw herself on Li Lin's back, stretched out her arms to tightly strangle Li Lin's neck, and wrapped her legs directly around Li Lin's waist.

"Are you a human being? How dare you let a weak girl like me stay in the morgue all night alone!"

Li Lin, whose tongue was almost stuck out from being strangled, struggled to reach out and grab Bai Jie's arm.

Ward number four.

Ye Zhirou, wearing only a shirt, sat on the bed. Her beautiful white legs seemed to emit a soft glow under the soft moonlight. Her usually sharp and snobbish eyes were now extremely soft. Her long black hair slid down little by little.

The lights were off, but she was the only one waiting on the bed.

"Running away while a woman is taking a bath... is this true or not..."

Ye Zhirou let out a long sigh.

It was almost as if he was giving her time to think.

This is obviously the best time to get her.

"You in the end..."

Ye Zhirou raised her hand and grasped Li Lin's watch which was placed on the bedside, and her thumb gently stroked the rough surface of the watch.

"Is he a scumbag who is afraid of taking responsibility, or is he a ..."

The rough watch surface flashed slightly. Although it was only for a moment, the reflected picture was indeed completely different.

The black hair covered the entire room like a spider web, and blood kept dripping like an evil sacrifice.

The sacrifice was Ye Zhirou herself. She looked like a crudely made doll, wearing an ugly dress made of various tattered cloths. However, she could not take off the dress because it was sewn onto her body.

Chapter 16 Don't worry, I'm not interested in freezing

Li Kui, male, 31 years old. Although he has a domineering name and a body shape that matches the name, he is actually... very timid. His house is full of various Bodhisattvas and various talismans.

The reason why I became a security guard, a night shift security guard, and a security guard responsible for patrolling the morgue, was purely because...

[You seem to be very energetic, so I'll assign you a night shift.]

[Li Kui, sure. Ghosts would be worried if they saw you. You can be in charge of patrolling the morgue.]

The leaders said so...

He has no right to refuse!

Li Kui covered his face and couldn't help sobbing.

He is obviously extremely afraid of ghosts. At night, he would be so scared by the creaking sound of the door when blown by the wind that he would not dare to go to the toilet all night.

Ever since he was assigned to patrol the morgue at night, he didn't dare draw the curtains when sleeping during the day. Ordinary lights would only make him feel like he was lying in the aisle of the morgue. Only the free sunlight could allow him to sleep peacefully without having the horrible illusion that he was lying in the morgue.

"Ding--"

We have arrived at the basement floor.

Looking at the familiar aisle in front of him, Li Kui took several deep breaths and mustered up the courage to take a step forward. The oncoming cold air made even Li Kui, a nearly two-meter-tall guy, shiver.

"Go to the door and sweep it with the flashlight, go to the door and sweep it with the flashlight, go to the door and sweep it with the flashlight..."

Li Kui stared with his eyes wide open, as if he was chanting a calming mantra, and kept repeating the work content that his leader told him.

He walked from the elevator to the morgue and scanned the area with a flashlight. The working time was less than three minutes, but it made him feel like the process was extremely long and torturous. The walls on both sides of the corridor were very white, but they could not bring him any sense of security.

[Very dirty]

For some reason, these two words popped up in his mind when he saw this aisle for the first time.

Therefore, every time when patrolling the morgue, Li Kui would try his best to control his eyes and not look at the walls on both sides, so as not to accidentally see anything.

"Okay, we're almost there."

Li Kui clenched his fists, exhaled heavily, and tremblingly turned on the flashlight, shining it towards the morgue.

At that moment, he saw a man in hospital gown lying on the ground struggling, and a girl in a white dress was riding on the man, and from the movements it seemed that the girl was strangling the man's neck.

They are two living people.

All of a sudden, Li Kui gained courage, pushed open the door of the morgue and shouted loudly.

"That's it!"

At the same time, the man who was pinned down stretched out his hand and hooked something around the girl's neck, and a belt fell heavily to the ground.

"I am such a security guard, please stop your behavior immediately!"

Li Kui, not noticing anything wrong, quickly walked behind the motionless girl, raised his hand and patted her shoulder heavily.

"Otherwise I will..."

Because of the fear in the morgue, Li Kui couldn't control his strength and slapped the girl with a little too much force, causing her body to shake heavily.

"Snapped--"

A head with long black hair fell down and landed on the man's legs. Between the black hair, a pair of eyes were looking at Li Kui dimly. At the same time, the body that lost its head turned around little by little.

"mom……"

Li Kui's lips trembled slightly, and the flashlight in his hand fell to the ground with a snap.

"Bang-"

The sound of the flashlight falling to the ground continued to echo in the silent morgue, and it also became the spark that ignited Li Kui's inner fear.

“Oh my god!!!!”

Li Kui screamed, holding his head and stumbling to the elevator, slamming the elevator button as if there was some wild beast behind him, but it seemed that someone had started the elevator, and the only elevator leading to the morgue reached the top floor in just three minutes.

“Ahhhh! Help!”

Li Kui immediately held his head, screamed, and grabbed the emergency passage next to him. He rushed up the stairs at an incredibly terrifying speed, taking five steps at a time.

……

Li Lin, who was pressed under Bai Jie, was silent for a while and then gave a thumbs up.

"Well done."

"It's not good at all!!!"

The headless body grabbed Li Lin's collar and shook him back and forth vigorously.

"Because of your fault, another person was scared by me!"

"Ahahahaha...it's because you insisted on stopping me and not letting me go back to sleep." Li Lin spread his hands heartlessly.

"Don't be ridiculous! Why should I stay in the morgue while you can go back to sleep with the young model!!!"

"Then, together?"

After a subtle silence for a while, Bai Jie folded her arms across her chest and snorted coldly.

"I don't want to take part in your adults' shameless behavior!"

"Then I'll go alone."

"Can't!!!"

Li Lin curled his lips and spread his hands to indicate that he would never mention the matter of sleeping with the young model again. Bai Jie then let go of Li Lin's collar, angrily pressed her head back, and tightened the belt to fix her head.

"Then help me open these locks."

Unable to go back to sleep with Ye Zhirou in his arms, Li Lin began to turn the lock on the cabinet where the body was stored.

"It's really boring to just sit there and wait for something to happen."

"Why do you have to look at the corpse?" Bai Jie couldn't help but sigh. "I'm telling you, you don't have that kind of quirk, do you?"

"What do you think?"

Li Lin paused in unlocking the door and tilted his head slightly. The meaningful look in his eyes made Bai Jie tremble inexplicably. Her lower abdomen felt hot, as if her body had automatically recalled something exciting. The inside of her thigh felt numb, and her whole leg began to tremble.

To be honest, if you have to count, her body can be considered a corpse. But before that, Li Lin directly snatched her head away. Before her head arrived, Li Lin seemed to have done something very terrible and exciting to her body, so that the moment her head touched her body, her whole consciousness was washed away.

"So..." Bai Jie's lips trembled slightly, "You're not really going to do anything to the corpse..."

"how come……"

Li Lin rolled his eyes and threw the padlock away.

"I'm frozen. I'm not that perverted."

No...I'm not frozen...that's not possible!

"First of all, what kind of corpse do you think will be put in the morgue?" Li Lin raised his finger and shook it gently.

"Uh……"

Bai Jie hesitated to speak.

A morgue is a place where corpses are kept. There is no such thing as what kind of corpses are kept there.

"All the bodies placed here are..."

Li Lin raised his hand and gently pressed it on the cabinet.

“Homeless people.”

Chapter 17 If you don’t help me, I’ll take off my pants!

Every country has its own customs. Although there are many differences, they are generally the same in terms of how they treat the dead.

【Burial】

Whether buried in the ground or burned into ashes.

The original intention was to bury the deceased so that the family could remember him and visit him often.

Leaving a corpse exposed in the wilderness is something most people would resist.

Except for very rare cases, when a person dies in a hospital, they are basically sent directly back to the family. The family will either make arrangements with the funeral home or, according to custom, stay up all night and have the body cremated the next day.