The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

Storage in a morgue is rare.

"So, what kind of bodies do you think are in the morgue?" Li Lin walked slowly along the cabinets where the bodies were stored, and his fingers gently turned the padlocks one after another. "No one has claimed them, or they cannot be claimed, and their deaths are suspicious~"

Bai Jie was stunned at first, then her eyes widened.

Yes, if it was a body that died of natural causes, how could it be kept in the morgue? According to the local customs, it would have been taken home long ago.

but……

A drop of cold sweat rolled down Bai Jie's forehead.

The morgue in front of him was very spacious. Cold cabinets for storing corpses were attached to the wall, and rows of pale yellow padlocks were flashing strange light under the cold light.

Almost every compartment of the three cabinets storing corpses has a lock, so this means...

They were all the problematic corpses that Li Lin mentioned.

"According to common sense, the kind of monster that would snatch corpses would only appear at funerals, use strange winds to open the lid of the coffin and take away the corpse inside," Li Lin stopped walking, "Even now, the custom of transporting corpses has not been abolished and is still continuing. Why didn't the monster go to those corpses, but came to the morgue of this hospital?"

"This..." Bai Jie's eyes flickered, not knowing how to answer.

She also attended funerals when she was a child. The body of the deceased would be placed in a coffin and left at home, and relatives would keep vigil all night.

If there really is a monster that targets the corpses of the dead... wouldn't that be the perfect time? Everyone is exhausted, and it's late at night, so there's no one to be prepared.

"If we directly snatch the bodies at the funeral, it will cause a big disturbance. But if we snatch the bodies in the morgue, not only will there not be a large-scale search, but the hospital will deliberately conceal the matter for the sake of its reputation."

"Ah, that's it!" Bai Jie's eyes lit up. "For that monster that snatches corpses, the hospital morgue is the best place to pick them! There are many corpses, and there are not many guards, so it won't cause much trouble!"

"So, I want to know what the corpses that the monster took away looked like," Li Lin glanced at Bai Jie dimly.

"Why, hasn't the case been solved?"

Bai Jie rubbed her arms uncomfortably. The look in Li Lin's eyes always gave her the feeling that the matter was definitely not as simple as a monster mistaking the morgue for a cafeteria.

"Just think of it as my deadly curiosity," Li Lin shrugged, "For example, could this monster be assigned by someone to steal some corpses that would harm that person?"

"No way..." Bai Jie's expression was extremely subtle, "You are thinking too much."

Although this routine is often played out in some novels and comics, there are always some doubts. But now... she can't see any doubts at all. It's better to say... Li Lin, who hinted to her in a roundabout way to unscrew all the padlocks, seems to have ulterior motives and is very suspicious.

"I'm telling you... you just want to see the body, right?" Bai Jie raised her eyes and crossed her arms over her chest. "But you don't have a key or a lock picking tool, so you made up a bunch of excuses to ask me to help you open the lock."

……

Li Lin's silence confirmed Bai Jie's guess.

This guy just wants to... see the corpse!

"Ahahaha, what are you talking about? This is a solved case, a solved case."

After three full minutes of silence, Li Lin smiled brightly and patted Bai Jie on the shoulder.

"I think there must be something fishy going on here, so it is very necessary to confirm the condition of every body here."

"Do you think... I will believe it?" Bai Jie's mouth twitched, "Your motives are definitely not pure!!!"

"Tsk..."

"Look!"

"There's nothing we can do about it," Li Lin sighed, and the fingers of his right hand that were pinching Bai Jie's shoulders tightened slightly, while the fingers of his left hand made a clicking sound.

"Hey... you don't want to force me with force, do you?" Bai Jie was a little speechless. "Let me make it clear first, no matter what you do..."

"If you don't help me, I'm going to take my pants off."

Li Lin jumped back suddenly and grabbed his belt with both hands. His resolute expression reminded Bai Jie of the heroes who died heroically in TV dramas.

"ha!!!"

Bai Jie's face turned red. She put her hands in front of her eyes, bent down slightly and shouted in disbelief.

"What on earth are you thinking! If I don't help you pick the lock, you'll take off your pants in front of me. Is this really something a carbon-based creature can think of!?"

"I will even take my underwear off! After taking them off, I will pounce on you!!!"

"You are human!"

"If you don't want this unfortunate thing to happen!" Li Lin pulled his belt down hard, "You have to help me unlock the door!"

Before Bai Jie could shout, a third voice appeared in the morgue.

"Eh……"

Ye Zhirou leaned against the door frame of the morgue, raised her right hand, and gently lifted her nails.

"Did you leave me in the room just to play this weird game with a little girl in the morgue?"

Li Lin's expression froze instantly. He swallowed hard and raised his hand which was inserted in his belt little by little.

"No, keep going," Ye Zhirou raised her chin slightly and looked down at Li Lin with a look of trash, "Do you still care about having one more audience member?"

Ying Su and Zhenzi, who were floating beside Ye Zhirou, looked down at Li Lin with almost the same eyes.

"Damn it, it has come to this!"

Li Lin gritted his teeth and pounced towards Bai Jie.

"Hey! Hey hey hey!!! Are you really going to come? Wait a minute!"

Bai Jie was startled and raised her hands in panic and waved them vigorously.

"There are other people here! No!!!"

In a flash, Li Lin and Bai Jie passed each other and rushed straight towards Ye Zhirou.

Ye Zhirou, who didn't expect Li Lin to come directly towards her, widened her eyes slightly and subconsciously began to lean back. Ying Su quickly stood in front of Ye Zhirou. Even if it was Li Lin, she would never allow Li Lin to do anything to Ye Zhirou.

"Snapped--"

A belt fell heavily to the ground.

"Look at the head!"

Li Lin smiled brilliantly and raised his left hand suddenly, and Bai Jie's head appeared in front of Ying Su, Ye Zhirou and Sadako.

Ying Su foamed at the mouth and floated up like a dead fish. Sadako was so frightened that her eyes rolled back and she disappeared on the spot. She probably went straight back to the computer where the video was stored.

Ye Zhirou's pupils shrank to the size of a pinhole in an instant, then flipped upwards with force, and her brain froze on the spot.

"Humph--"

Li Lin quickly reached out and held Ye Zhirou's slender waist, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, like an evil prince who snatched a princess from the darkness.

"Woman, you can't escape from my grasp."

18. Your gender determines my attitude towards you

"Hey! What do you take me for?!"

Bai Jie protested by punching Li Lin while pressing her head back to her neck.

"I'm not the amnesiac in Men in Black! Don't think of taking my head off and scaring people every time something goes wrong!!!"

"Okay, okay~"

Li Lin nodded perfunctorily, then carried Ye Zhirou on his shoulder with a "whoosh". Feeling the silky touch of Ye Zhirou's thighs between his fingers, Li Lin subconsciously licked his lips.

Damn, I’m getting excited.

"Hey……"

The change in Li Lin's expression and the small movements of his hands did not escape Bai Jie's eyes. She immediately reached out and put her hand on Li Lin's shoulder.

"You don't want to... take advantage of the situation while it's hot..."

Bai Jie tightened her fingers as she spoke.

After a moment of silence, Li Lin turned to Bai Jie and smiled brightly.

"No matter what, I won't do such a thing as taking advantage of the situation."

The truth...

Bai Jie hesitated.

Even though it's hard to believe,... Li Lin was telling the truth. It was the absolute truth.

"Because Ye Zhirou is not a corpse, there is no way she will get cold~"

"is that so!!!"

Bai Jie's face flushed red in an instant, and she stood on tiptoe, screaming and reaching out to strangle Li Lin's neck.

"But don't worry, even though I'm a pervert, I wouldn't do this kind of thing in the morgue. Well, although it seems quite interesting," Li Lin smiled innocently as he touched Ye Zhirou's silky thigh.

I see you look like you really want to do it.

"Give her to me!"

Ye Zhirou angrily reached out and slapped away Li Lin's right hand that was messing with Ye Zhirou's legs. She pulled Ye Zhirou away from Li Lin's hand with force, placed her right hand on the bend of Ye Zhirou's legs, and her left hand around Ye Zhirou's shoulders.

Ye Zhirou's model figure was too tall for Bai Jie, so Bai Jie's princess hug looked a little weird.

"Really? That's really scary~" Li Lin simply raised his hands above his head, indicating that he would not take the opportunity to do anything.

"Humph! I'll send her back!"

Bai Jie gave Li Lin a vicious look and then carried Ye Zhirou out of the morgue and walked towards the elevator. Ying Su, who was floating nearby and fainted from foaming at the mouth, was pulled over directly because she was attached to Ye Zhirou.

This man is unbelievable!

In order to appear very angry, Ye Zhirou stomped on the ground very hard, making a series of bang bang sounds.

Perhaps it was a little late and not many people were using the elevator. The only elevator leading to the morgue was on the third floor below ground. Bai Jie pressed the elevator button hard, walked into the elevator room angrily while holding Ye Zhirou, then turned around and stuck out her tongue at Li Lin who was standing at the door of the morgue and looking at her from afar.

The moment the elevator door closed, Li Lin raised his hand and waved towards Bai Jie.

It seemed like he was saying goodbye.

Bai Jie's eyes widened slightly.

She realized something very serious.

She and Li Lin came to the morgue... It seemed that they were here to hide from monsters that might steal corpses, right?

"Kacha——"

The elevator door closed completely and the floor began to rise.

"Well, the troublesome guy is gone."

After confirming that the elevator had gone up, Li Lin scratched the back of his head and yawned.

"How about coming out for a while? Today..."

Li Lin paused and glanced sharply at the cabinets where the bodies were stored.

"This is the day you want to steal the body, right? If you don't come out now, you won't have a chance when Bai Jie comes back."

There was no response. Only Li Lin's own voice echoed in the spacious morgue, as if he was the only one there.

Although, this is the normal situation. If someone really responds to you when you shout in the morgue, you will probably be so scared that you foam at the mouth.

"Bai Jie has probably reacted now," Li Lin subconsciously glanced at his left wrist.

Oh, I forgot my watch in the room. Never mind. It makes no difference.

"With her speed, it will only take about three minutes at most to get Ye Zhirou back to the ward and then come down," Li Lin shrugged. "Let me make it clear first, whether you can get out or not, I'm staying in this morgue tonight!"

There was silence for ten seconds. The temperature in the morgue dropped suddenly. Along with flickering ghost lights, a cart was slowly pushed out from the cabinet where the bodies were stored.

Train, the fifteenth of the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons, a monster that sends sinners to hell.

"you……"

Li Lin's pupils shrank slightly.

Dry hands, shriveled body, and the faint blue will-o'-the-wisp fire kept flickering, illuminating the somewhat terrifying face behind the cart.

"Are you a man or a woman?"

At this moment, all the will-o'-the-wisp lights froze in mid-air as if time had stopped. Embarrassment gradually spread throughout the morgue.

"Oh, sorry, you're so shrunken, I can't tell whether you have male or female characteristics," Li Lin scratched his face awkwardly, "Look at your dry neck, even if you speak, it's probably like a broken bellows with no characteristics to be heard."