The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

“Same here.”

After saying that, Li Lin left the room without looking back. Behind him, Yu Lan poked the mattress with his toes and once again arched his lower body to turn into a human-shaped sprinkler bridge.

After placing Lu Qin's body and covering it with a blanket, Li Lin pushed the door open, left Lu Qin's family, and took the elevator to the 30th floor.

Some lonely corridors are illuminated by bright lights. There is only one household on the 30th floor. Corridors like this usually have sensor lights that will only light up when they sense someone is there.

Li Lin pinched his neck and turned his head to look. The door was open. The white legs under the hot pants seemed to be glowing under the light. Some wet hair hung on her chest. Because the elevator door was open, Su Qiqi, who was leaning against the door frame and looking down at her mobile phone, looked up.

"Hey, classmate Su Qiqi, are you waiting for me? I'm so touched, I obviously have the key," Li Lin opened his arms, completely unaware that men and women should keep a distance. With a wicked smile, he rushed to Su Qiqi, pressed his body down, put his arms around Su Qiqi's body to hold Su Qingqing's hips, then picked Su Qiqi up and buried his face in Su Qiqi's chest, greedily inhaling the girl's fragrance after bathing.

Are you an idiot? No, you are a pervert!

Su Qiqi opened her mouth and subconsciously wanted to curse, but when she thought about Li Lin's previous actions, she realized that cursing would not vent her anger and would only make her more unhappy. Su Qiqi simply sighed, and in order to prevent herself from falling, she raised her white legs and clamped Li Lin's waist, and put her hands around Li Lin's neck and continued to play with her mobile phone.

"Su Qiqi, can you please close the door? Mosquitoes will come in," Li Lin said seriously, "I can't free my hands."

As he spoke, Li Lin rubbed Su Qiqi's buttocks hard. Su Qiqi, who subconsciously wanted to say "Don't you have hands", had no choice but to swallow her complaint. She reached out to hook the door handle and closed the door. After hesitating for a moment, she locked the door.

"Wow~"

"I'm only considering safety. I'm the only resident on this floor, and no one on the 29th floor is here. No one will notice anything that happens. It's common sense to lock the door!" Li Lin's laughter seemed to indicate that he was going to get more aggressive, which made Su Qiqi feel uncomfortable. In order to prevent Li Lin from really getting more aggressive, Su Qiqi quickly opened her mouth to correct him.

Of course, Li Lin only used more unscrupulous kneading and breathing to tell Su Qiqi that no matter whether she was thinking about her safety or not, he would definitely go further.

Su Qiqi couldn't help but sigh, and simply gave up the treatment and turned her attention back to the short video on her mobile phone.

Li Lin curled his lips and walked into the living room holding Su Qiqi. The TV hanging on the wall was still on, still playing a horror movie, but it was a bad domestic movie.

"Really? Are you still watching horror movies at night?" Li Lin couldn't help but complain, "Student Su Qiqi, I know you are actually very afraid of the things in the storage room, but you don't think that you won't be afraid by fighting poison with poison, do you?"

"Such a long story. Is it okay for me to like watching horror movies?" Su Qiqi rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, even if you like to watch it... don't watch the domestic version. Anyway, the result will definitely be that this is actually a touching ethics drama."

While complaining, Li Lin leaned over and put Su Qiqi on the sofa. Su Qiqi also loosened her legs and hands and lay on the sofa defenselessly.

"But don't you think this is better?"

Li Lin was stunned and confused.

"Because anyway, the ending will be forced to say that it's not a ghost, and it will be forced to be explained as a touching ethical drama, so no matter how scary or suspicious it is in the beginning, as long as you don't look at the ending," Su Qiqi supported her chin with her right hand and curled her lips upwards, "this is a qualified ghost movie."

Li Lin couldn't help but take a breath. Are the ideas of today's young people so weird?

But surprisingly it makes sense.

Chapter 272 Hello, the sleeping companion you ordered

“Aaaaaaa——”

Accompanied by a series of heart-wrenching screams, the woman staggered and fell to the ground as if she was grabbed by something in the darkness. She was dragged into the darkness at an extremely terrifying speed, with only one shoe left in place.

"Okay, let's end here," Su Qiqi picked up the remote control and pressed the return button.

The domestic horror film that was playing at the most terrifying part ended and switched to the next one.

"You're so skilled."

Li Lin, who was lying behind Su Qiqi with his arms around her waist, couldn't help but complain.

Su Qiqi seemed to have watched these domestic horror movies countless times. He always managed to cut out a horror movie and switch to the next one when it was about to become ridiculous and boring. He had some doubts about the previous movie, but then that movie told him with its actual performance that if he didn't watch any more at that time, he would find that this would be a perfect domestic horror movie combined with a local flavor.

As you read on, it turns into a crappy family ethics drama, and it starts to explain in a very stiff way that all the previous supernatural phenomena were just "overthinking". There are no ghosts, only a group of good people who are eager for the truth.

"All domestic horror movies are like this, just like men, who only care about their own pleasure at first, and then sit on the bed and start to think about whether they have played too much, and then they are extremely irresponsible and foolish to muddle through the matter," Su Qiqi shrugged, "There will be more terrifying plots next, but the explanation below that plot is a fucked-up explanation."

Of course, the main thing is that she has seen all these horror movies, so why would she watch another one?

Because Li Lin looked down on domestic horror films, Su Qiqi guessed that Li Lin had never watched a domestic horror film.

Not only would Li Lin not reveal the plot, she might even be able to see how scared Li Lin looked. Even if they stopped at the scariest part and cut one, Li Lin would still be completely scared. Because she was held in Li Lin's arms, she could be sure that Li Lin's body was relaxed from beginning to end and he was not nervous at all.

"Hey, Li Lin, you haven't watched those horror movies, have you?" Su Qiqi couldn't help but complain, "This is a foul."

There are two situations in which a person is not afraid of horror movies. One is that the person has watched it once and knows how scary the domestic horror movies are at the beginning but how terrible they are at the end. The second is that the person has become completely numb, and the nerves that are afraid of ghosts have been burned out, so he will no longer feel afraid of ghosts.

"I've brought the real thing to your house. Do you think I'm afraid of the fake one?" Li Lin's left hand climbed up Su Qiqi's silky belly.

It seems that this is the truth.

"What? It's so boring," Su Qiqi sighed deeply, stretched out her hand to push away Li Lin's rogue left hand, stood up, bent her left hand and placed it behind her head, stretched out her right hand, and stretched hard.

The comfortable feeling of relief after the pain made Su Qiqi couldn't help but yawn. She picked up her phone and looked at the time. It was already half past ten.

"I'm going to sleep."

"Oh oh oh, good night," Li Lin raised his left hand and grabbed Su Qiqi's buttocks.

This guy……

Su Qiqi clenched her fists tightly and resisted the urge to sit down on Li Lin's head. After hesitating for a while, she pushed Li Lin's left hand away with a red face: "My door won't be locked, so please be quiet when you come in."

Li Lin blinked, turned his eyes left and right, and revealed the playful look that Su Qiqi least wanted to see: [Ah~ So that's how it is~].

I knew it would be like this!

Su Qiqi's face turned red in an instant, her clenched fists trembled slightly and she wanted to punch Li Lin in the face. She now regretted saying this very much. According to the normal routine, Li Lin should have smiled and nodded at this time and not asked any further questions. However, the person who would be so considerate was definitely not Li Lin.

If it was Li Lin...

"Ah? What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly just now," Li Lin blinked and raised his left hand to cover his ear as if he was deaf.

I will definitely ask to the end!!!

"Gu——" Su Qiqi clenched her fists tightly and stared at Li Lin stubbornly, trying to tell Li Lin with her eyes that she would never compromise.

However, she also knew that Li Lin was immune to this kind of glaring attack. It would be better to say that, in some ways, Li Lin was like a pervert. The more she glared at him, the more excited he became. Of course, his excitement was not because he liked pain, but because he was going to bring her unimaginable pain.

"My door won't be locked, so when you... come in, be quiet..."

Su Qiqi's voice became smaller and smaller, tears welled up in the corners of her eyes, and she raised her left hand to pinch her right elbow.

"Really? Why didn't you tell me this earlier?" Li Lin sighed, stood up and gently hugged Su Qiqi, who was crying out of grievance, into his arms, and gently stroked the back of Su Qiqi's head with his right hand.

I said it! I said it at the beginning! And I said it loudly! You did it on purpose!

Su Qiqi bit her lips tightly. If possible, she really wanted to raise her knee and hit Li Lin's crotch.

"Oh, by the way, I'll leave after just one look, don't worry." Li Lin raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

The corner of Su Qiqi's mouth twitched fiercely. She didn't believe that Li Lin, a man who seemed to be in heat with her 24 hours a day, would not understand what she meant. He suddenly became so honest and warm, how could she believe it!

"Accompany, sleep with me..." Su Qiqi bit her lip and turned her face away.

At this time, she just had to pretend that she didn't care, because Li Lin was a scumbag. Even if she didn't say anything, even if she locked the door, he would find a way to pry open the lock and climb onto her bed. But she couldn't do it, probably because of her girlish shyness, or maybe because of some other reasons. She couldn't tell Li Lin in an indifferent tone that they would sleep together at night. Even though she knew that if she didn't say anything and went to bed, she would find Li Lin next to her the next day.

"Wow, you actually want to order a sleeping service? You are such a greedy little ghost. Well, I didn't have this service originally, but seeing that you look so pitiful, I will agree to it," Li Lin smiled and pinched Su Qiqi's buttocks.

hateful--

Su Qiqi shed two tears unwillingly.

"Oh, by the way, this is not free, because you know me, you have to give me a reason to sleep next to you," Li Lin leaned over and whispered a few words into Su Qiqi's ear.

In an instant, Su Qiqi's face turned so red that it seemed like blood was oozing out, and a little white smoke came out of her head.

"Idiot! Idiot! Asshole with only white fluid in his brain!"

Su Qiqi pushed Li Lin away, ran up the stairs and yelled at Li Lin.

"If you dare to cross the line at night, I will die with you."

Li Lin raised his hands above his head and gave a perfunctory smile.

You’re shouting so loudly, which means you agree.

Chapter 273 The Faucet Is Broken

“I read an article when I was a kid.”

The door of the storage room quietly opened, and the light from the living room poured in and fell on the living statue in the middle of the storage room. Because it had been operating at the highest frequency, the small and large toys he placed on it had very little power left, and the buzzing sound was extremely faint, like a dying person who was about to die at any time.

If electricity is compared to life force, these toys are indeed dying, but what is touching is that even though they are dying, these toys are still working with all their might.

This made Li Lin couldn't help but sigh that the machine was indeed great.

"The little girl simply cut open the butterfly's cocoon out of sympathy, which resulted in the butterfly never flying again and then dying."

Li Lin raised his hands and gently slid his fingers along the slightly trembling arc from bottom to top. When he was about to touch the pink spot, he paused, bent his fingers and flicked them hard. A tingling and comfortable feeling spread out like an electric shock, stimulating Hua Tiantian's extremely sensitive body under the stimulation of big and small toys.

"I did the same thing to you," Li Lin held Hua Tiantian's chest, turned around and went behind Hua Tiantian, leaned over to Hua Tiantian's ear, and lowered his voice, "But why, you haven't died yet."

As he spoke, Li Lin's left hand suddenly tightened, and the snow-white soft flesh flowed out from between his fingers, showing the amazing flexibility of his body.

"Hmm--"

There was a little bit of pain in the comfortable moans. The body that should have become extremely strong and perfect was now extremely weak. It could not become more perfect, nor could it die. It could only remain in a half-baked state, stuck in the stone statue like a tool for sexual release.

"You won't die because of this little problem, but you definitely won't go any further, right..." Li Lin laughed faintly, and the rough kneading began to become gentle. His thumb no longer pinched as hard as before, but rubbed it from that point very gently. "You really have become a very convenient posture, Senior Sister Hua Tiantian~"

Hua Tiantian's breathing began to become heavier. She was now an empty shell without a soul. Intertwined personalities were imprinted all over her body. She transcended life and death and became a complete assimilation of body and mind. Her personality completely determined her physical state and transcended human existence, but this also meant that her physical senses would directly affect her personality.

Just like now, her body craves the pleasure that Li Lin brings her, and this crave is becoming more and more intense and gradually affecting the personality attached to the body.

Simply put, her personality is gradually changing towards Li Lin's special prop.

This was something she wanted to avoid at all costs.

Some fragments fell to the ground, and the charming and blurred voice was filled with a bit of despair and pleading, "Don't... mmm... please..."

"What? You're still here. How disappointing." Li Lin's tone was a little more impatient, and the speed at which his thumb and index finger intertwined began to increase. "Quickly disappear, Senior Sister Hua Tiantian. Your consciousness is the part I don't need. It's okay. I will make your body sprout new consciousness."

“Uh-oh—”

The terrible pleasure raged through Hua Tiantian's body. Her beautiful eyes, which were already cloudy, rolled back to reveal only the whites of her eyes. Her pink tongue was completely sticking out. Li Lin also raised his right hand, and his index and middle fingers probed into her steaming mouth, stirring it wantonly.

"No, I... ahem - I like you..."

"like……"

Li Lin paused, seeming to be a little shaken. Hua Tiantian took advantage of the brief breath to continue to persuade him with reason and emotion, "Yes, your name is Li Lin. I see you in that art classroom every day. When I first saw you, I fell deeply in love with you."

"You're lying. I'm a well-known weirdo in school. How could I possibly like you? I've never seen you before, and you actually want to play with the heart of an innocent boy! I'd better turn you into a tool that can only arouse me!"

Li Lin was furious as if his scar had been punctured. He pinched Hua Tiantian's left breast and began to rub it faster. He opened his mouth and bit Hua Tiantian's crystal earlobe as if in revenge.

"No, no, no!" Hua Tiantian's legs were shaking as she almost lost consciousness due to the terrible pleasure. If it weren't for the stone statue supporting her, she would have collapsed to the ground. "I can see that you are different! You are different from those people, completely different! Completely different!"

"Mine is different..."

Li Lin narrowed his eyes slightly.

Is that really the case?

"You can see it, right? The true face of this world, what this world is like. I have always had this premonition," Hua Tiantian's tone began to speed up, and in the confusion there was a terrible obsession and a strong desire for knowledge.

Li Lin's expression froze, and the soft flesh between his fingers, which seemed to be made for men, was becoming flexible. Although the touch had improved and was suggesting that his movements could be rougher and more wanton, it also meant that this body was gaining strength. He could even hear the sound of the stone statue breaking.

If Hua Tiantian continued to talk like this, she would probably perform a stone-breaking trick on him. Of course, the price would probably be his life.

After all, Hua Tiantian's love for him is merely the only different light spot in this homogeneous world. The reason she has always been watching him is simply that only by looking at him can she see the real world. Now that Hua Tiantian has become a part of that world, naturally... he is useless.

"I don't understand what you are saying at all. You are really just stalling for time. Damn you for being so dishonest!" Li Lin shouted in dissatisfaction. He swooped down with his right hand and grabbed the big toy that had stopped working due to lack of electricity, and pushed it upwards with force.

"Ooh!"

An electric current suddenly hit Hua Tiantian's brain from the most vulnerable part. Her slender snow-white neck suddenly rose up, and her crystal toes sank deeply into the base. If her ankles had not been still wrapped by the stone statue, she would most likely push her feet off the ground at this moment.

"Damn it! Get lost now!"

“No, no! Oh no, oh no—”

Water gushed out from the faucet, splashing everywhere. Xiaoxiao, who was standing in front of the faucet, frowned and tried to turn it back on. However, perhaps because she had used too much force just now, the faucet broke. She continued to turn it hard and the result was that the water column split into several streams and even splashed out of the kitchen and into the living room, leaving a large puddle of water stains.

“Ugh——I’m going to get scolded for this.”

Chapter 274 This is not even a multiple choice question

It has to be said that the human body has no limits, and the limit of what Hua Tiantian can achieve, which is to surpass humans and become a being above humans, is no limit.

Li Lin took out a tape measure and pulled it, and came up with an extremely terrifying number.