The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

"It's actually... five meters!!!"

Li Lin, who had already arrived in the living room, looked at the twitching living statue of Hua Tiantian in the storage room with an expression of disbelief.

Squirtle uses the water gun!

He almost shouted that just now, but it was still in time to make up for it.

Li Lin put the measuring tape aside and walked towards Hua Tiantian, whose eyes had rolled up, with a bright smile.

"Senior Hua Tiantian, don't think about the real world or the fake world. Let's explore some more fundamental issues. For example, how far can your high-pressure water gun reach?"

What answered Li Lin was Hua Tiantian's groaning sound as if something was broken.

"Since you agree, let's get started. Of course~" Li Lin casually picked up a bottle of mineral water, unscrewed it, and directly put it into Hua Tiantian's mouth. The gradually decreasing water reflected Li Lin's twinkling eyes. "I'm so kind, I will replenish your water first."

"Tons, tons, tons——"

Soon, the whole bottle of water was drunk, and Hua Tiantian's slender and flat belly swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Okay, the ammunition is loaded, let's continue the fun experiment~ There are still a lot of toys here~"

Li Lin smiled brightly, bent down and took out the props from the box that he couldn't use because Hua Tiantian didn't have that many holes on her body.

Now they have the chance to prove themselves.

“Ooooooh—”

"Five meters! The record has reappeared! It's five meters! Possible! I see the possibility!"

“Ohhhh—”

"Six meters! It really happened! Six meters! A new record that surpassed the previous record by a full meter with an overwhelming advantage!"

"I can't take it anymore, I'm going to die... Let me go, please, let me go..."

Tears mixed with saliva dripped onto the ground, and her white thighs trembled wildly as she tried to fall down, but she was stuck by the stone statue at her knees and could not fall down at all. She could only stand and squirt again and again under Li Lin's stimulation, challenging the so-called limit.

"This is not...art at all...It's not the art I pursue..."

"What are you talking about, Senior Hua Tiantian? You are shining and beautiful now. You are simply the best work of art in the world, and I will ~ use you well, well ~"

As he spoke, Li Lin lifted his coat with his left hand and covered Hua Tiantian's face with it. He held the toy tightly with his right hand and pushed it upwards with a smile.

"After you're completely gone, of course."

The terrible pleasure ravaged Hua Tiantian's body. She was obviously dead and didn't even need to breathe, but she was breathing in big gulps as if she was drowning under the strong attack of pleasure. Li Lin's scent rushed into her brain under the crowd of pleasure, and her body responded accordingly.

No, no, no, the shape from head to toe is changing!

The real world, artistic creation, everything was blown away, leaving only the confused and lost love.

"Yes, that's right. Art and the like are not suitable for you now," Li Lin poked the big toy with his hand, turned the power to maximum, fixed the prop, and pressed his clothes tightly against Hua Tiantian's face with his left hand.

As the saying goes, it takes time to grind a piece of iron into a needle. If Hua Tiantian wants to become a useful tool for him, this amount of time is not enough, so...

"Let's brew a night of wine first~"

Li Lin smiled and used straps to fasten his clothes to Hua Tiantian's face. He had never been looking forward to tomorrow as much as he was now.

"When you take off your clothes, what kind of expression will you show? Senior Sister Hua Tiantian~"

He pressed Hua Tiantian's key hard as if he was ringing a doorbell, causing her to gasp softly. Then, Li Lin raised his hand and left the storage room in a casual manner. Of course, in order to prevent Su Qiqi from pointing at him and calling him a pervert the next morning, he still closed the door of the storage room.

Just as Li Lin stretched and was about to go upstairs to sleep, the phone in his pocket vibrated. Li Lin blinked and took out the phone. The only person who would send him a message at this time was probably Shen Mengxin, but he had already informed Shen Mengxin of his fake schedule, so there would probably be no contact.

[Li Lin, I have made a breakthrough! I can definitely help Dai Lin reduce his sentence! ]

Xiyu's law-abiding profile picture is paired with an emoticon pack that says "I will try my best."

Ah, come to think of it, we did exchange numbers before.

Li Lin scratched the back of his head. It wouldn't matter if he didn't reply at this time, but he felt that with Xiyu's delicate heart, she might really wait in front of the phone for his reply. But looking at this message, Xiyu would probably stay up late tonight, so would it be the case that they would have to chat with him for the whole night?

Li Lin walked slowly up the stairs, tapping the screen of his mobile phone with his thumb, typing a few words and then quickly deleting them.

Unconsciously, Li Lin arrived at the door of Su Qiqi's room. He placed his left hand lightly on the door handle and turned it gently. The delicate door opened quietly. Just as Su Qiqi said, the door was not closed.

The room was dark, but Li Lin could still see that there was a person lying on the girlish bed, although... he was wrapped in a thick quilt.

Covering yourself with a thick quilt and eating hot pot in an air-conditioned room are the most luxurious but romantic behaviors in summer.

Looking at the dark room filled with the alluring scent of a young girl, and then at the text message from Xiyu on his mobile phone, Li Lin held his forehead and fell into deep thought.

This is really a difficult option to choose.

What a ghost.

Men will always choose the one they can touch!

Li Lin quickly pressed the send button with his thumb, then turned off the phone without even looking at the reply and tiptoed into Su Qiqi's room. In order to avoid waking up Su Qiqi who was asleep, Li Lin slowed down his movements as much as possible. After carefully squeezing into Su Qiqi's room, he gently tapped the door with his left hand and pushed it closed.

After closing the door, Li Lin opened his hands and took a deep breath. This was probably his second time entering Su Qiqi's room. The last time he came in, it was dead silent, but now it was different. There was the vigor that Su Qiqi of her age should have.

"Hoohoo~ Let me see if Su Qiqi is a good kid~"

Li Lin leaned over and made a tactical roll to the end of the bed, then raised his hand and reached for the quilt with a wicked smile.

[Hello, the user you are calling is temporarily offline]

Looking at the text message on the phone, Xiyu was silent for five minutes, then raised her head and drank the liver tonic medicine with tears in her eyes.

Chapter 275 Do you want to be incontinent?

In a dark room, when you lift the quilt and find a face inside looking at you quietly, what kind of expression will you have?

Li Lin, who was squatting at the end of the bed, kept lifting a corner of the quilt and fell into silence. He had seen all kinds of big scenes in his life, including lifting the quilt and finding a baby's head inside.

"stare--"

In the opened quilt, Su Qiqi was holding her hands under her chin, staring at Li Lin quietly like a crawling cat. It seemed that she had known that Li Lin would sneak to the end of the bed and open the quilt, so she had been lurking here from the beginning.

Li Lin turned his face away silently.

Okay, this is a little bit embarrassing.

Li Lin has always been honest with himself. As long as he can use his lower body to drive, Li Lin will not consider using anything else to drive his body.

"What do you want to do?" Su Qiqi opened her mouth and asked softly when she saw Li Lin avoiding her sight.

"Everything except fucking you."

Li Lin smiled brightly and raised his thumb. His frank and shining eyes made Su Qiqi's mouth twitch wildly.

If you complain, you lose...

"You're so boring," Su Qiqi retracted her head back into the quilt. After rustling for a while, a pair of jade feet wrapped in white silk poked out from under the quilt.

"Student Su Qiqi, I feel like we are getting more and more in sync with each other."

Li Lin stretched out his hand towards Su Qiqi's jade feet with a wicked smile, but the moment his fingertips touched Su Qiqi's jade feet, the pair of jade feet wrapped in white silk suddenly lifted up and stepped on Li Lin's face very accurately.

At this moment, time seemed to slow down. Li Lin could clearly feel his face gradually deforming under the pair of white silk jade feet that seemed like the most precious treasure in the world.

Isn't this a common scene in anime? A beautiful girl kicks someone in the face, and the person being kicked looks intoxicated, as if he is enjoying it.

But the reality is, no matter how beautiful a girl is, no matter how tempting her feet are, physics will not lie.

f is equal to ma.

Li Lin hit the wall hard, covered his face and fell to the ground with a plop. He couldn't help but wail, "It hurts! It really hurts! I think I have a concussion! How could you do this to me!"

Of course, this is not actually the case. Su Qiqi's kick did not have the exaggerated performance in the anime, with the action line and the impact on the background like a knight's kick. It was more like a reflex lift, without much power. Moreover, with his reflex nerves and dynamic vision, he would have been lying in the morgue if he could not dodge this level of force.

This time, he just wanted to win Su Qiqi's sympathy, lure Su Qiqi from the bed to his front, and then take the opportunity to attack.

"Shut up! You're definitely trying to trick me into coming to you, right?"

Su Qiqi blushed and wrapped herself tightly in the quilt, huddled in the corner of the bed, staring vigilantly at the pitiful man lying on the ground with an expression as if she could hardly breathe. She was very clear how much strength she had put into that kick just now. To be honest, when she kicked just now, she had already prepared herself for Li Lin to grab her foot and then lick her fiercely.

After all, this is Li Lin!

Since Li Lin did not take the opportunity to grab her feet and do something bad, and was even kicked away, there is only one possibility, that Li Lin is planning something even more terrible.

So she would never be fooled!

"Really? You actually saw through me. We really have a lot of tacit understanding now." Li Lin quickly sat up straight and raised his hand to stroke his hair. "Then you should also know that even if you can't come, I will force it."

Li Lin supported himself on the ground with his hands and jumped up with a whoosh.

"Of course, I hope you struggle. The more you struggle, the better. This way I can..."

Su Qiqi took out the anti-wolf stun gun from the quilt with an expressionless face and pressed it lightly. The electric arc jumping in the darkness made Li Lin fall into silence.

"I turned it up to maximum power. I heard it can cause people to become incontinent. I don't know if it's true, but if you mess around again, I might find out if it's true."

Li Lin slowly lowered his raised hands, and smirked as he moved towards Su Qiqi, "It's really sad. We have such a good relationship, but you still buy this kind of thing."

"You're so nagging! You need to reflect on your daily behavior!" Su Qiqi couldn't help but complain loudly, "If you were a little more normal, I wouldn't buy this kind of thing!"

"Uh... Classmate Su Qiqi, let me remind you, if I were a little more normal," Li Lin tilted his head, "you would probably be lying on the bed naked with your legs spread apart, your whole body covered in white boiling liquid. Oh, by the way, the pantyhose will be kept for you."

Su Qiqi opened her mouth and wanted to refute how this was normal, but she couldn't. Just like Li Lin said, this was the normal situation, and Li Lin seemed too normal, but he was also very abnormal, so he could maintain such a delicate relationship with her.

Although if you calculate carefully, it's not even a week.

"You're so nagging," Su Qiqi couldn't help but shrink her neck as the cold wind blew.

In order to be able to cover herself with a thick quilt, she turned the air conditioner to a very low temperature.

"Okay, okay - I've never been incontinent in my life, and I don't want to know what it feels like." Seeing that Su Qiqi had no intention of putting down the defibrillator, Li Lin moved towards the door, and at the same time regretted that he shouldn't have sent that message to Xiyu, "Then I won't bother you."

"Wait a minute, come here and sleep next to me," Su Qiqi pushed the quilt upwards, leaving only her head exposed.

"Eh……"

Li Lin showed a look of disdain without disguising it.

Normally he would have jumped on her excitedly, but Su Qiqi was not covered with a blanket but a thick quilt. Even if he hugged her, it would only feel like hugging a quilt. What's more, Su Qiqi had an electric shock device in her hand that was set to maximum power.

"As long as you do nothing and sleep well, I won't use this thing."

"You might as well just electrocute me," Li Lin spread his hands.

"I hope you don't get electrocuted when you sleep at night."

Su Qiqi pressed the button on the stun gun, and the flashing arc illuminated Su Qiqi's dim eyes.

This guy, seriously——

Li Lin walked to the bed with a stiff expression and fell onto it with a plop, his arms clasped across his chest. He looked pitiful, weak, helpless, and might even have become incontinent due to the electric shock.

The cold wind blew, and Li Lin couldn't help shivering, and subconsciously looked towards the direction of the air conditioner.

19 degrees.

"Su Qiqi! Su Qiqi, please give me some of your blanket! With this room temperature, I'll be a corpse tomorrow morning!"

Li Lin didn't care about being electrocuted by Su Qiqi. With tears in his eyes, he pulled the quilt off Su Qiqi.

Chapter 276 I Have Practiced Dancing

"Help! I'm dying!"

"The coldness of society is not as cold as the air-conditioned room now!"

"I'm dying! I'm really freezing to death!"

“Uh aaaaah – when you wake up tomorrow, you’ll find a frozen corpse next to you.”

"Wow, wow, I'm so miserable - I'm locked in a deathly air-conditioned room at 19 degrees. What kind of horrible horror movie is this!"

In the dim girl's room, on the not-so-big pink bed, Li Lin hugged Su Qiqi, who was wrapped in a thick quilt, and shook his body vigorously.

"Stop making so much noise! ​​If you keep making so much noise, I'll electrocute you!" Su Qiqi blushed and twisted her body to try to throw Li Lin off her. "It's only 19 degrees. Are you a man?"

"Before I became a man, I was a human being. Please share some of your warmth with me," Li Lin pulled at Su Qiqi's quilt tightly in an attempt to feel a little warmth from the thick quilt, but unfortunately.

The quilt was very deep and warm inside, but freezing cold outside. Li Lin even felt like he was hugging an ice cube.

"Don't dig, there's a quilt in the cupboard! Go get it yourself!" Su Qiqi's face flushed, and she held the quilt tightly with both hands, fearing that it would be pulled away by accident.

Li Lin fell silent.

From a common sense perspective, it seems that this option does exist, but...