The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

"I...I, I was dumped..."

Li Lin groaned as if he was dying, and raised his hands to cover his face with trembling hands.

"Absolutely... I will never forgive her... I will definitely make her cry..."

Although he always talks about being a pauper, he wouldn't care even if others say he is a pauper, and he might even take the opportunity to play the victim, but the situation is different now.

He was rejected by a woman, a female ghost!

This female ghost only needs to cause one more car accident to get off that road and be completely free. The female ghost should know better than anyone that with so many accidents happening on that road, not many people would walk on that road at night. Each time could be the last time, and he specifically sent this last time to her.

And this female ghost actually refused!!!

Huh?!

Because I don't like his bicycle, I would rather wait for the next one which may come at any time...

wdnmd! ! !

That’s why I hate gold diggers!!!

Li Lin covered his face and rolled over on the sofa in pain.

He suffered the most serious injury in his career, and his self-esteem was shattered into pieces.

"Since ancient times...gold-diggers are the natural nemesis of scumbag men..."

After a moment's hesitation, Xiao Xiao concluded.

"Ah... I understand..."

Li Lin stood up slowly. The dark aura emanating from him frightened Xiaoxiao so much that she clamped her legs together and shrank behind Shen Mengxin.

"As long as you have money, that gold-digging ghost..."

"I told you, you have no money."

After thinking for a while, Shen Mengxin raised her hand and patted Li Lin on the shoulder.

"Your savings are only enough to buy one wheel of a luxury car. Even if you buy lottery tickets now, it's too late, so you should think of other ways."

"That's right, you should just use force like a scumbag," Sadako added appropriately, "The chances of success this way are faster than getting a luxury car."

"Don't be ridiculous! I just want the gold-digger to come up and move herself!!!"

Li Lin's eyes were filled with bloodshot and he roared angrily.

"My dignity was lost there! If I can't get it back, I will stop here forever!"

"I said..."

Shen Mengxin's eyes twitched wildly.

"You are such a scumbag, what dignity do you have left? You should stop here. If you continue to be a scumbag, there will be no hope for you."

"Even scumbags have self-respect!!!"

Li Lin took a deep breath, folded his hands across his chest and shouted.

"I'll bet on being a scumbag and make that gold-digger obedient!"

"Then go get a luxury car."

Shen Mengxin rolled her eyes. She totally couldn't understand the dignity of the scumbag that Li Lin mentioned.

"You can't say shit if you don't have money."

"cough--"

Li Lin covered his chest and knelt on the ground with a thud. He looked so ferocious that it seemed as if he might shed tears of blood at any time.

This hits his sore spot. As a scumbag, he has already reached a bottleneck. Yes, he has no money! As long as he has money, lots of money, he can continue to move forward on the road of being a scumbag.

Instead of being broken by a punch from a gold-digger girl like now, he suffered both internal and external injuries.

This is the same principle as the racial restraint in Pokémon. Before super evolution, the scumbag who plays with feelings is completely restrained by the gold-digger who only cares about money. But as long as he can super evolve into a rich scumbag, he will be able to completely restrain the gold-digger.

But that’s the problem!

How can he get the money in such a short time?

"So you should just give up," Shen Mengxin shrugged and sat down on the sofa, lifting her long white legs and hanging them directly on Li Lin's shoulders. "Come on, if the rich woman doesn't have thighs, you can just use mine."

Xiaoxiao blushed and covered her mouth on the spot, her eyes darting from side to side anxiously.

So bold!

"Life...can't be made up!"

Li Lin turned around with gritted teeth, hugged Shen Mengxin's long white legs, and buried his face in Shen Mengxin's lower abdomen.

"Okay, okay, we can't make do with it."

Shen Mengxin, who has experienced more explicit things, doesn't even blush now, and doesn't care about the slightly shy look next to her at all. She takes out her mobile phone and starts watching videos.

"Then you should just give up. A poor scumbag can't beat a gold-digger, especially a woman who can't forget her gold-diggering mentality even after she becomes a ghost."

"Uuuuuu——"

Ah, look how aggrieved this child is. He is just like an innocent boy whose emotions have been toyed with by a gold-digger.

Sadako held her forehead and sighed.

Unfortunately, the truth is that the poor scumbag was laughed at by the gold-digger girl, and his mentality exploded.

She cannot sympathize or comfort him, because if this guy succeeds, she will have to sympathize with another person. Oh no, a ghost. A gold-digger may look down on others at most, but a scumbag will play with the other person to the point where he doesn't know which way is which, not to mention a female ghost who has no human rights.

"Senior, have you recovered?"

Shangguan Xue came out after taking a shower wearing hot pants and a short-sleeved shirt, and was drying her hair.

"Um!?"

Shen Mengxin felt her legs go empty, and the pendant that had hugged her and cried just now disappeared.

"Rich woman hug! Freeloader woohoo!"

Li Lin pounced on Shangguan Xue's still steaming thighs like a hungry tiger.

The rich woman’s thighs smell so good!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Shangguan Xue, who didn't react in time, screamed, sat down on the ground, and began to struggle subconsciously, but when she saw that it was Li Lin who was holding her legs and twisting them around, she breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the ground with a red face, and obediently let Li Lin hold her legs and twist them around.

"Tsk——"

Shen Mengxin stood up with an unhappy look on her face.

Chapter 133: Eating a free meal is victory

A scumbag is like a hungry wolf. He will bite when he sees meat. Even if you kick him and make him run away with his tail between his legs, he will still think about it and eat that piece of meat even if he has to use any means necessary.

For example, holding on to the thighs of a rich woman and letting the gold-digger hold his thighs.

"Wow~"

Xiaoxiao opened her eyes wide and looked at the spacious garage in front of her in disbelief. Even though she didn't know much about cars, she could tell that the cars parked here were the ones she would never be able to own even if she worked hard all her life.

“Was Iron Man 1 filmed here?”

"No."

Shangguan Xue hesitated for a moment and then answered seriously.

"I don't really know much about these cars, but every time my dad's friends have a birthday, they just stuff the presents into the car, park it here, and leave."

Big…man…ah!!!

Even Xiaoxiao had a moment when she wanted to kneel on the ground, hug Shangguan Xue's thighs and shout, "Are you missing a pendant?"

"Snapped--"

Li Lin knelt in front of Shangguan Xue very skillfully and hugged Shangguan Xue's white and tender thighs tightly.

The silence speaks.

He told everyone through his actions and attitude that he wanted to make pendants.

Except Shangguan Xue...

"Senior, you, what are you doing..."

Shangguan Xue blushed, secretly looking at Shen Mengxin who had a blank expression on her face, while reaching out and gently pushing Li Lin's shoulder.

"Don't do this."

Although she said so, in the eyes of others, Shangguan Xue didn't look like she wanted Li Lin to go away at all.

Sadako held her forehead and sighed for the umpteenth time. She wondered what kind of magic potion Li Lin had given her to make a beauty like Shangguan Xue pay so much attention to him.

What?! Just a normal senior-senior relationship.

Ha ha--

Even she, a ghost, can see the problem!

"Ahem - sorry for losing my composure."

After a long while, Li Lin reluctantly let go of Shangguan Xue's legs. He wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, raised his hand seriously and patted Shangguan Xue's shoulder.

"Thank you for agreeing to my impolite request."

"No, it's okay. If I can help you, senior, this level of pain won't matter."

Shangguan Xue scratched her face and smiled shyly.

"There's no point in having these cars parked anyway."

It's nice to have money.

"Well, let's pick a luxury car that will make that gold-digger kneel down and sing "Conquer"!"

Li Lin rolled up his sleeves and smiled confidently.

Five minutes later.

Li Lin knelt in front of the luxury car with empty eyes.

He... was careless!

He always thought that the most difficult thing in the world was having no choice, but he was wrong. The most difficult thing in the world was having too many choices!

As a poor guy, how could he possibly tell the difference between luxury cars? Anyway, they were things he would never be able to touch in his lifetime. Instead of recording unnecessary information, he might as well leave some space for the porn movie numbers.

And now, Shangguan Xue has left him an entire garage full of luxury cars to choose from.

Logically speaking, he should just pick one at random. After all, all the cars displayed here are luxury cars worth tens of millions. There might even be ones with a prefix indicating that there are only a few of them in the world. They are all SSR and UR cars. If he drives out with his eyes closed, any of them would be enough to make that gold-digger kneel down and sing "Conquer".

But...

"A car is a man's second wife."

Li Lin supported his knees with his hands and stood up with a determined look.

"This is a man's romance! I won't lie to romance alone!"

"You talk as if you bought these cars," Shen Mengxin complained with her arms folded across her chest.

Li Lin only felt that his right knee was hit by an arrow. His body collapsed and he almost kneeled down on the spot, but he still straightened up relying on his extremely hard and thick skin.

"Being a gigolo is also a skill!"

"But you don't even know what kind of gigolo you are eating," Xiaoxiao complained speechlessly.

This time the arrow hit his left knee, and Li Lin fell to his knees again with a bang.

"There's nothing I can do! That's unnecessary knowledge for a poor guy like me! I don't even have a car, so I don't even need to worry about accidentally hitting a luxury car while driving!"

"But you can do fraud, specifically targeting luxury cars," Shen Mengxin blinked, "Anyway, you can definitely do it, right? If you get hit once, you'll scream and blame the other person."

The corner of Li Lin's mouth twitched. Perhaps it was not his illusion. Shen Mengxin's voice was sharp when she spoke now.

"Senior, do you know that it's not popular to hit luxury cars now, because the other party will most likely step on the accelerator to send the hitter on the road. Because if the hitter dies, they only need to pay a lump sum. Now they usually hit middle-class cars because they don't have the courage to kill someone."

"You... haven't really studied it..." Shen Mengxin's expression was a little subtle.