The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

"cough--"

Li Linyong coughed and raised his hand to scratch his red face.

"That's it. People are so poor that they can do anything. There was a period of time when, ahem, I did research on the roadside for a while."

"You..." Shen Mengxin's eyebrows twitched wildly.

"In order to prevent myself from being hit and killed, I even joined a physics research club and induced them to study what postures and movements would prevent them from being hit by a car."

"Ah!? So it was you who did it!"

Xiaoxiao's eyes widened in disbelief.

There was a period of time when there was a group of magical people on campus. They stared at the cars on the roadside all day long, as if they might rush over at any time. In the end, they even set up a blackboard and wrote and drew on it.

At first, everyone else thought that they were just observing and collecting data on the spot, until someone said something quietly.

The data collection is almost done, and it’s time to enter the experimental stage. Let’s first try the speed of the 100-meter sprint.

Then everyone else understood that these guys were crazy, and the more serious kind of crazy. Once they were serious, they would start to act crazy.

To the extent that during that period, neither teachers nor students dared to drive in the school, and they didn't even dare to ride bicycles. Everyone walked.

In the end, they had no experimental subjects... so they rubbed a car out with their hands.

In short, no matter what, they have to give the project a perfect end.

"Finally I found that what I lacked was not opportunity or theory, but courage!"

Li Lin covered his face.

"Even if I got the most perfect data, I wouldn't dare to execute it!"

……

"But it doesn't matter now. Only poor and crazy people would do something like that."

The frustrated Li Lin put his hands on his hips and stood up proudly.

"I'm a man who's eating gigolo food!"

Scum...

Chapter 134: The soft rice is too hard, I can't eat it

People are free!

So there is something in this world called the electric chair, which can paralyze an overly free system and then reinstall it.

Unfortunately, there is no electric chair here, so they can only watch Li Lin’s system run wild.

"It's decided! I'll choose this one!"

Li Lin raised his hand with great pride and took a picture of the silver car in front of him that had no brand but had a strong sense of technology.

"This car seems to be an unreleased concept car, and the price... seems to have no price..."

Xiaoxiao stroked his chin and carefully read the sign on the side, then explained it to Li Lin seriously.

“Maybe this is the only one in the world.”

Li Lin's heroic blow collapsed on the spot and hit the rearview mirror of the silver car limply.

No, once you bid, millions will be gone.

By the way, this car is too expensive, so it’s better not to drive it.

Li Lin was very realistic and started to get timid.

"Senior, you have good vision, don't you?"

Shangguan Xue came back after saying hello to the housekeeper, and her eyes widened when she noticed Li Lin pressing the silver car with his right hand.

"This car is custom-made. There is only one in the world."

Li Lin's legs went weak and he almost bumped into the car.

"Well, this is inconvenient, isn't it? It's about that, a custom-made car, license plate registration, etc...."

Li Lin moved aside with an evasive look.

Although he already knew that every car here was worth more than his, this mouthful of free food was too big for him to swallow. He felt that not only would his teeth fall out, but he would also choke to death.

"No problem. It seems that I have already established connections and obtained the license plate legally."

As she spoke, Shangguan Xue took out a bracelet that looked very high-end, and slid her fingers across the smooth surface of the bracelet. The next moment, the silver sports car let out a low roar like a beast waking up, and all the lights lit up one by one as if it was checking itself. The front and rear license plates slowly turned out, and the big six characters on them made Li Lin's legs go weak on the spot, and he almost knelt down again.

This car... is he really worthy of driving it!?

If he drives it out, will people suspect he stole it?

I'm afraid of rich women. This kind of gigolo is too hard. Let's try something else.

"Senior, you can use it."

Shangguan Xue smiled brightly and handed the bracelet to Li Lin.

Li Lin swallowed his saliva, rubbed his hands vigorously on his pants, and then held up the bracelet with both hands as if receiving an imperial decree.

"I will definitely bring it back intact."

Li Lin's determined look made Shen Mengxin want to complain, "Are you Zhao Yun?" Go in and out seven times to protect Adou's safety.

"Ah, it's okay. It doesn't matter if it's broken. I won't drive it anyway. I can just throw it in the garage." Shangguan Xue raised her hand and waved. Her nonchalant look made Li Lin even more nervous.

Shangguan Xue doesn’t care, but he does!

"Anyway..."

Li Lin put the bracelet on his left wrist stiffly, wiped his hands vigorously and bent his fingers carefully to prevent his nails from accidentally scratching the inside of the door handle when opening the car door.

"Di-"

The moment Li Lin's hand approached the car door, the bracelet on his left wrist flashed, the headlights of the silver sports car turned on on the spot, and the car door automatically rose up.

"Ugh-"

Li Lin was shocked and took several steps back, holding his heart.

No, no, this car is too high-end. A poor man like him would suffocate if he sat in it.

Li Lin looked at the driver of the silver sports car that opened its door to him again. There was even a blue light flashing across the high-tech steering wheel.

Even someone as thick-skinned as Li Lin couldn't help but feel inferior, thinking that the car would depreciate in value if he sat in it.

"are you OK."

Shen Mengxin raised her hand and poked Li Lin's lower back.

"I've already opened the door to you, you're not going to be a coward, are you?"

Li Lin's mouth twitched. Shen Mengxin should be just referring to the driving matter.

"I get it. I'm just naive. Cough cough cough - hissing -"

Li Lin coughed hard a few times, took a deep breath, and then leaned over and sat in the driver's seat of the silver sports car.

"I'm just a little new to it."

Damn...what are these nm! ?

Looking at the various display screens in front of him that were completely different from those on a normal car, Li Lin, who had only driven a training car before, started to twitch his eyes.

If I have to describe his current state, it would be that he was driving a tractor before, and now Shangguan Xue threw a Gundam over to him.

Where's the clutch pedal? Where's my clutch pedal?

Li Lin subconsciously explored with his left foot, and the empty feeling made his heart sink.

"Automatic transmission..."

Li Lin swallowed and felt a little nervous.

He knew that it was the inevitable result of human technological progress that one day only convenient automatic transmissions would remain on the market, but... he still wanted to shout.

A man’s romance is to press the clutch and shift up!

Who wants to drive a lazy car like this that only requires pressing the accelerator and brake?

The main thing is that the speed will soar as soon as you step on the pedal, which is really terrifying. Young people should shift up slowly step by step and be down-to-earth.

"You learned manual transmission, so automatic transmission shouldn't be difficult for you," Shangguan Xue smiled brightly, not noticing the nervousness and resistance in Li Lin's eyes.

Xiaoxue, let me tell you, the automatic transmission is very complicated. One step on the accelerator can make you speed up to 100 mph. We can't control it with a manual transmission.

"I, I've only driven a manual transmission car," Li Lin said with a stiff expression, "Are there any manual transmission cars?"

"Do you think there will be luxury cars with manual transmission?"

Faced with Shen Mengxin's soul-searching question, Li Lin didn't know what to say for a moment.

Yes! Rich people who pursue romance!

"I'm sorry, senior. I'm the female driver," Shangguan Xue pointed at herself a little embarrassedly, "So, the cars my father's friends gave me are mostly automatic transmission. The only manual transmission one was smashed before and it hasn't been repaired yet."

"Well, even if it's a broken car, that gold-digger should be able to tell..."

Li Lin's mouth twitched, and he stepped out of the cab with his left foot.

He was really resisting this car with all his heart and soul, from top to bottom.

"I say, are you a man?"

Shen Mengxin raised her leg to block Li Lin's attempt to leave, and impatiently reached out and pushed Li Lin's head back.

"I can drive a manual transmission, but the automatic transmission is still slow."

"I say, even if I can drift with a tractor, I can't fly into the sky right away!"

Li Lin pointed at the steering wheel in a state of frustration.

"I can't even find where to put my key!"

"start up."

Shangguan Xue blinked.

"boom--"

As soon as Shangguan Xue finished speaking, the silver sports car let out a low roar like a wild beast. The body of the car did not vibrate obviously, and it could even be said to be very stable. However, Li Lin, who was sitting in the driver's seat, knew it better than anyone else.

car...

Started.

Oh, by the way, this is a custom-made car, how can it be started with a key?

"Coach, I really can't drive a Gundam!"

Chapter 135 I'll Make You Cry Enough Later

Late at night, Highway 111.

The woman gently tucked the hair beside her ears, and looked with dim eyes at the intersection which was less than a hundred meters away. As long as she could cross there, she would be able to reach Highway 112, and she would be completely free.

Just wait, no matter what...

It has to be a car worth at least 500,000 yuan.

The woman clenched her fists silently.

She is not materialistic, she just simply doesn't like poor people, there is no other meaning.

"boom--"

The roar of the engine like a lion's roar resounded through the silent night. A flash of silver came with the car. The woman subconsciously stretched out her left hand to hold down her blown dress and held her hair with her right hand. The glaring headlights prevented her from seeing the person sitting in the driver's seat clearly, but she was sure of one thing, it must be a luxury car, a luxury she could not even imagine.

Unfortunately, the car was going too fast and had no intention of stopping.

Just as the woman was sighing secretly, a flash of silver light made a sharp turn at the intersection and stopped in front of her.

The woman's eyes widened slightly. Although she couldn't see clearly what brand the car was, she could tell from the perfect streamline that it was expensive. And most importantly...

"Om-"