I was reincarnated in Gensokyo and aspired to become a great magician!!

"I actually summoned it." Zuo Linqin pursed his lips and said it all in one breath, "It's just that what I extracted was a kind of ability! Now I can use that ability!"

"Oh?" Remlia showed some interest again. "Then tell me, what ability is it?"

"Exchange..." Zuo Linqin straightened his sitting position and stammered, "Exchange bodies..."

“…Interesting.” Remlia’s expression became much better, and she seemed to be asking Zorin to continue.

"I can exchange bodies with the person being kissed through... my lips..." Zuo Linqin turned his face away embarrassedly.

"What a dirty ability! Are you a nympho from somewhere who can obtain this ability?" Remlia said ruthlessly.

“…I can’t control what I draw.” Zuo Linqin complained in a low voice.

"Then control it and make your power submit to you!" Remlia sneered twice and waved to Hong Meiling who was peeking out the window, "China, come in!"

"Are you calling me?" Hong Meiling poked her head out of the window, flipped over, and jumped into the hall as gracefully and nimbly as a cat.

Hong Meiling bowed to Remlia and said, "My name is Hong Meiling, not China! That's my hometown!"

"It's just a mere China." Remlia snorted coldly and looked at Zorin Qin.

"Well, let's do an experiment." Remlia stared at Zorin's wine-red eyes and smiled maliciously. "You also said before that this exchange ability can only be triggered by kissing someone, right?"

"..." Zuo Linqin was silent, feeling an ominous premonition, "What do you want to do... No, don't mess around!"

“Oh, how can this be considered messing around?” Remlia said with her hands on her hips, “I’ve said before that no matter what is summoned, it belongs to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Now that you have drawn the ability, and the ability is in your possession… then you naturally belong to the Scarlet Devil Mansion!”

"Your soul, your body...all belong to me now!"

Chapter 57: Kiss (Fuck)

"This is totally unreasonable!"

"In this Scarlet Devil Mansion, I, Remlia, am the truth!" Remlia's eyes flashed red, bursting out with supreme majesty.

Hey, I’ve been wanting to say such cool lines for a long time!

"...Anyway, that's it." Remlia waved at Hong Meiling and said, "China, go kiss her."

"Okay!... Um, ah?" Hong Meiling quickly shook her head and refused after she realized what was happening. "No, Miss, I won't do such a shameful thing in broad daylight!"

"Hey, what's the immorality? I'm not asking you to lose a piece of flesh. It's just a small matter of lips touching." Remlia hugged her chest and ordered unhappily, "Kissing and hugging in London is normal. It's just a symbol of friendship. Hurry up and kiss him!"

"But, but I'm not from London!" Hong Meiling shook her head and refused firmly, "Where we are, if you do such a hooligan thing, you will be arrested and thrown into jail!"

"Tsk, no matter what the customs and culture of your hometown are, you have to listen to me today." Remlia showed a vicious expression and threatened, "Otherwise you will lose your salary this month!"

"..." Hong Meiling chuckled twice, shook the hem of her cheongsam gracefully, and revealed a wicked smile, "Miss, my salary has been deducted until half a year later!"

“……” Remlia looked at Sakuya silently, and Sakuya nodded.

"Well, it seems that salary is no longer a threat to you. It's really out of this world." Remlia narrowed her eyes and changed her thinking direction. "You have no breakfast, lunch or dinner this month."

"Huh?!" It looked like the effect was outstanding. Hong Meiling was shocked. "Miss, you can't do this! If you don't eat for a month, you will definitely die!"

“…I, I can secretly support you and give you good food every day… Help me…” Zuo Linqin hid behind Hong Meiling and whispered.

"Hmm~hum!" Master Hong Meiling's expression suddenly changed, revealing a righteous and solemn face. "Miss, doing such a thing is absolutely inappropriate. Even if I, Hong Meiling, die and go without food for a month, I will never do such a heartless thing!" "..." Remlia narrowed her eyes, stretched out her hand and pointed it at Hong Meiling (crossed out the middle finger). "In that case, you should not stay in the Scarlet Devil Mansion... Pack your luggage and get out! My Scarlet Devil Mansion does not need a disobedient servant like you!"

"…I still want to eat a few more bites of food from the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Sorry, fellow." Hong Meiling changed her previous righteous expression and said with some sadness, "I am just a worker. I have no choice. The only way I can repay the young lady's kindness to me is to be a doorman! So I can't lose this job!"

"It's actually okay without you." Remlia crossed her arms and complained, "Even if you're watching the door, intruders will come in anyway, right?"

"Don't worry, young lady! Let me do my part for the Scarlet Devil Mansion!"

"Humph."

……

"I see. I didn't expect that there would be such a magical ability." Patchouli approached Sarinko when Remlia was held by Hong Meiling. "I don't think you are lying, because mysticism itself is an endless road. I won't be surprised no matter what happens."

“…Gu?”

"But if you really have the ability to switch bodies..."

Patchouli closed her eyes, and when she opened them again, she was more determined, and then she moved closer to Sarinko.

"Goo?"

“Gugugugugu?!!”

Patchouli's lips touched Sarinko's lips, and then separated in an instant...

Chapter 58 What's Missing

“…I see.” After their lips parted, Sarinko gently pushed Patchouli away and placed his palm in front of him.

"Oh, oh? I was kissed...?" Patchouli's first reaction was to put her white and tender fingers in front of her mouth, with an incredible look on her face...

"P-Pachi?" Remlia frowned as she looked at Patchouli, whose temperament had changed drastically. Then she looked at Sarinko standing beside her and said, "Is this ability taking effect? ​​In other words...Pachi?"

"Yes, it's me." Sarinko... no, Patchouli who was occupying Sarinko's body replied calmly, "I don't know why, but my soul is definitely in this body now."

“…Ahem?!” Sarinko, who had transformed into Patchouli, suddenly started coughing violently and ungracefully. “What’s going on… Ugh, I feel so uncomfortable… Ahem!”

"Because I have a weak constitution, I have overexerted today. Just bear with it." Patchouli glanced at her body and explained lightly, not looking worried at all.

“…So, why did you go up and try it yourself without saying a word?” Remlia pointed at her exposed arm unhappily. “It’s better to let the servants do this.”

Master Hong, who had originally thought that he had escaped a disaster and breathed a sigh of relief, was choked by Remlia's words and said, "Miss, Miss..."

"Remi, I don't know why you are so anxious." Patchouli stared at Remlia and said, "It's nothing, it's just an experiment, and there's no risk. There's no need to be so nervous."

After Patchouli and Sarinko exchanged bodies, the style of the middle school girl was changed into an expressionless literary girl full of bookish atmosphere...

"Cough! Cough!"

Let's ignore that stupid thing that ruins the atmosphere for now.

“Tsk! Don’t talk to me with that human face, it feels weird.” Remlia frowned and looked at Sarinko who was coughing. “… Stop coughing! You are destroying Patch’s image! You are such an uneducated person… Sakuya.”

"My lady." Sakuya bowed.

"Take Patch...'s body down." Remlia waved her hands irritably.

"?"

At this moment, Sarinko suddenly stopped coughing and stood firm.

"Eh? Suddenly you don't feel uncomfortable anymore?"

"The system has been successfully transferred, and the attribute addition part has started working again."

Patchouli's originally weak body had a strength level not even equal to that of an ordinary person, so Sarinko, who was unfamiliar with this body, felt uncomfortable when she transferred into it.

Well, after being blessed with the extra attributes of the system, Patchouli's body has far exceeded the normal level, so she is naturally as healthy as can be.

“Tsk, Sakuya, don’t bother.” Remlia crossed her arms and watched Sarinko’s performance coldly. “Patch, change back quickly when you’ve had enough fun, otherwise this guy will cause some trouble... Don’t touch Patch’s body!”

"I won't do anything to you. Who do you think I am?" Feeling at ease all of a sudden, Sarinko breathed a sigh of relief and reached his hand into his pajamas pocket... and then was glared at by Remlia.

"…never mind."

"Is this what being healthy feels like?" Patchouli clenched her fists, unclenched them, and clenched them again.

Then he jumped up and down a few times, and there was no longer the chest tightness and shortness of breath he had before.

I feel like something is missing, my body feels much lighter... there is an indescribable sense of relief.

"Not bad." Patchouli's lips curled up slightly, and she waved to Hong Meiling, "Meiling, come and practice with me."

"Lady Patchouli?"

"I learned a lot of techniques from you to improve my physique before. Although it didn't work, I still remember it now." Patchouli explained, "Now I want to give it a try. At least I can't learn those things in vain, right?"

"Oh, okay, Lady Patchouli! I will control myself well, please just go for it with all your strength!" Hong Meiling nodded and took a defensive stance.

“…Please teach me.” Patchouli’s eyes narrowed and she suddenly rushed out.

Shocking kick - swift wind and thunder - double dragon kick - double palm strike - crushing fist - combo - devil ape body shape - straight fist - collapse fist - secret hole fist - double dragon kick - double palm strike! !

Chapter 59: Reinforcements are coming!

"Woooooooooooo?" Hong Meiling was shocked by the fierce moves Patchouli launched in an instant. Without thinking too much, she quickly used her arms to meet the attack, "Hey!"

Hong Meiling countered Patchouli's attacks one by one, and there was no longer any relief in her eyes.

I don't know how many times Patchouli simulated the moves in her mind. Although her moves were very unfamiliar, her combos one after another came towards Hong Meiling like a storm.

And as time went by, Patchouli gradually became familiar with the moves, and the connecting points of the moves no longer felt unfamiliar.

"Pa, Lady Patchouli is really good at kung fu..." Hong Meiling said with a twitching mouth. Although she had only been on passive defense, Hong Meiling still praised sincerely.

"Okay, Patch! Hit there!" Remlia, who was watching from the sidelines, couldn't hold back her temper and started cheering, "China, if you dare to hurt Patch, you're dead!"

“…Miss…” Hong Meiling couldn’t help but shed tears when she heard Remlia’s encouragement.

"Be quiet, Remi." Patchouli suddenly stopped her combo. After so many attacks, she still couldn't break Hong Meiling's defense. Patchouli realized that the gap in skills and experience between the two people could not be made up in such a short time. "Meiling just kept breaking the moves. She can't hurt me."

"Meiling, thank you for fighting with me. It must be very troublesome."

"No, no!" Hong Meiling quickly waved her hand, "It's my honor to practice with Patchouli-sama!"

"But you actually managed to block all the moves I researched. You really deserve to be the number one martial arts master in the Scarlet Devil Mansion." Patchouli smiled faintly and praised.

"No, no, no, to be honest, I don't even feel anything in my arms..." Hong Meiling embarrassedly touched her back and said, "Lady Patchouli is too strong. If you hit me a few more times, I might not be able to hold on."

"Is it fun to hear you two praising each other..." Remlia complained, resting her chin on her hand.

"Then it's time to change back." Patchouli wiped the sweat on her forehead due to the intense exercise and looked at the swaying Zorin Qin.

"Hand over Zoringo to me!" At this moment, the door of the Scarlet Devil Mansion was kicked open rudely.

Meihong held a cigarette butt that was about to burn out in her mouth and looked at everyone in the Scarlet Devil Mansion with vicious eyes.

"I'm telling you guys, this poop is mine! If you want to take her away, you have to step over my dead body first!"

"That's right!" Cirno came out from behind Meihong. It seemed that she was the one who brought Meihong here.

...

"..." Patchouli glanced at Meihong who was standing at the gate and continued walking towards Sarinko.

"Hey, silly apple, I'm here to save you, come here quickly? How the hell did you get in?!" Meihong spat out the cigarette butt and was about to go into the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

"China, stop her." Remlia waved her hand gently. "What a disastrous day, isn't it, Pachi."

“That’s right.” Patchouli grabbed Saringo’s fragile arm and dragged him away easily. “But it’s still a bit fun. Let me play with it for a while.” (Saringo: Aaaaaaaaa…!)

"Oh, no problem. She's already the property of the Scarlet Devil Mansion anyway." Remlia nodded indifferently. "But she's using your body now... Is it okay for you to drag it on like this?"

"Anyway, I'm not the one in pain... But you're right, there's no need to cause trouble for yourself." Patchouli gently lifted Sarinko's hand and held her in her arms like a princess.

This embarrassing way of hugging did not calm Sarinko's heart at all.

“Meihong! Help, ahhhhh… wu…” Saringo’s voice was getting farther and farther away.

"Who the hell are you?" However, because of the body swap, Meihong couldn't tell at all. She just watched Patchouli walk deeper into the Scarlet Devil Mansion, with more and more doubts in her heart.

"Tsk, won't we know if we just catch silly Apple and ask him?" He took a step forward and was about to chase after him.

"..." However, Hong Meiling, who had been given the order by Remlia, would naturally not watch Meihong chase after her, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop her.

"Don't get in the way, get out of the way!"

"Sorry, this road is blocked." Hong Meiling stared at Meihong and uttered a very handsome line lightly.

"Tsk... then don't blame me for being merciless!"

"Kaifeng Sunny, please clear your feet soon!!"

“Colorful Light Lotus Palm——!”

Chapter 60: Stairs That Can Never Be Climbed Up

"Backwater formation... what a bad situation..."

"Hmph, you're not even a step away." Meihong spat out a mouthful of blood and phlegm, and the teeth that were knocked crooked by the fist quickly returned to their original shape.

Hong Meiling was already lying on the ground, face down, unable to move, with many burns on her body... Although she was recovering quickly, she would probably have to lie down for a few hours.