I was reincarnated in Gensokyo and aspired to become a great magician!!

"Tsk, there's nothing blocking the road now, right?" Meihong took out a crumpled cigarette from her pocket, shook out one and put it in her mouth. "What?"

Silly Apple is really good at making trouble... I can't leave it alone for even a moment, and now I need to rescue it, damn it."

"Has he been defeated? You're too slow, Turkey Warrior!" Cirno, who had been hiding behind a pillar, came out, with her hands on her hips, saying, "If it were me, I would be able to knock this green guy down in no time!"

"What did you call me, you stinky goblin!" Meihong frowned and punched Cirno on the head. "Call me by my name, or I'll beat you up!"

"It hurts! You are more unreasonable than the Big Apple!" Tears glistened in Cirno's eyes.

"Humph, otherwise how can I control her?" Meihong acknowledged Cirno's 'praise' without hesitation.

"Qiluno, your work (leading the way) has been completed, go back." Meihong threw away the cigarette butt, stomped it out with her foot, and said seriously, "I can feel that there may be a very difficult guy in this mansion. You don't have to get involved."

"Then let's go back."

"So decisive?!"

……

"Defeated China? They are useless indeed."

Meihong walked up the stairs and headed towards the second floor, but halfway there, a cold voice came from above.

“But then, don’t even think about moving forward.”

"Stop playing tricks on me. I wasn't brought up to be scared." Meihong ignored the voice and continued moving forward.

"Oh my, I told you... you can't move on!"

The air fell silent...and from the corner of the room came a strange sound: gogogogogo.

Meihong has returned to the starting point.

……

"What?!" Meihong looked at her position with wide eyes, "I just walked up...how come..."

"Kokoko... Are you wavering?" Sakuya shook her fingers twice in the shadows. "Didn't you move forward?... No, did you really move forward? Or... did you forget to pull your legs back in fear?"

"Tsk, am I scared?" Meihong looked at the woman hiding in the shadows with disdain. "Why should I be afraid of a guy like you who doesn't even dare to show his face? Although I don't know what tricks you are playing... But I will definitely find you, a scum who hides and dodges, and beat you up!"

"Then you can try it." Sakuya said indifferently in the shadows, and you could still see the exposed shoulders shrugging.

"Look, I'm coming up!" Meihong raised her foot and stepped onto the stairs.

I felt like something unknown was being touched...

"Are you really coming up?" the hidden Sakuya sneered.

"......?!" Meihong looked at her feet and was a little shocked. "I clearly... why are my feet again?"

"Kokoko... Why is that?" Sakuya's words seemed to be mocking Meihong. "Maybe you are afraid. Afraid of facing the owner of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Miss Scarlet Moon Remlia!"

"Who is that? I don't know."

“Well, can’t you just cooperate a little…” Sakuya rolled her eyes, “Ahem, anyway! You’ll never be able to climb these stairs!”

"What a joke! Do you think I would believe such a thing?" Meihong clicked her tongue and started running towards the top of the stairs.

However, every time I return to the starting point halfway, as if there is something wrong with my senses...

"Damn it, they must be using some kind of trick... I'd better just fly up." Meihong patted her forehead, and wings made of flames appeared behind her. "Phoenix Wings Soaring!"

“Tsk, if you play this kind of game honestly, you won’t get hurt.” Sakuya, who was hiding in the shadows, clicked his tongue and said, “You asked for this… Misdirection!”

This time, Meihong was indeed not moved back to her original position.

However, the moment she took off into the air, she was surrounded by silver-white daggers that suddenly appeared.

Chapter 61: The Concept of Steel

“Tsk, could it be teleportation?!” Meihong guessed Sakuya’s ability, and faced with the dagger that suddenly appeared, she did not panic. “This kind of attack… will it work?!”

The wings formed by flames flapped forward, and the hot wind blew the flying dagger back intact.

"What a beautiful flame." Sakuya walked out from the corner of the second floor, her pupils dyed by Meihong's flame.

"You finally dare to come out! Then take this trick from me!" When Meihong saw Sakuya show up on her own initiative, she wanted to launch an offensive first.

"Don't worry, there's plenty of time." Sakuya said this softly, and a few bright silver flying knives appeared in her hands, which she threw towards Meihong.

"I've already told you, this kind of attack is meaningless!" Meihong used the same old trick again, and the hot wind came again.

"...Ahaha, is it really meaningless~" Sakuya's voice danced in the air like a musical note, and the flying knife blown back by Meihong disappeared in the air. "This is a classic misleading."

"Huh?" Meihong instinctively felt that there was something behind Sakuya's words, but this did not give her more time to think. The next moment, she felt a pain in her back "Ouch...?!"

“There was an attack from behind... It was really a misleading move...?” The piercing pain came like a tide, and five daggers stabbed into the back without anyone noticing, all hitting the vital parts of the body.

Meihong swayed in the air, and the wings made of flames gradually dissipated, and she fell to the ground like a free fall from the air.

"Well, is it a misleading thing? I'm the only one who knows about this kind of thing." Sakuya chuckled, tossing a dagger up and down in her hand like a juggler, then her eyes flashed and she threw it again towards the place where Meihong landed.

It hit Meihong's throat exactly.

After doing all this, Sakuya slowly walked towards where Meihong was.

"If you had been more honest and not tried to be clever, you wouldn't have ended up like this." Sakuya pulled the blood-stained dagger out of Meihong's throat.

"Good night, Miss Stupid." Sakuya wiped the dagger gently with a handkerchief, then threw the handkerchief on Meihong's face.

“… Damn, who are you calling an idiot?”

"?!"

With a snap, an arm covered in blood grabbed Sakuya's calf.

“You were hit in so many vital parts, yet you’re still alive!” Although Sakuya’s face still maintained its original elegant expression, her movements had become a little panicked. She kicked Meihong’s arm with her other leg and said, “Tsk, can’t you just lie down quietly!”

“I’m sorry… Although it’s troublesome, I’m the only one that idiot can rely on in this place.” Meihong laughed strangely, and her body began to emit a strange smell of burning. “It’s annoying, and very stupid… Although it’s also a bit… Hehehe… Hahahahaha!!”

“I don’t want to listen to your long-winded speech…theWorld!!” Sakuya pressed the pocket watch in her hand, and the world fell into black and white in an instant.

In this world, everything is suspended, and the only one who can move... is Sakuya Izayoi.

"Tsk." Sakuya pulled out a bright silver dagger from her pocket.

one…

two…

He suddenly cut off the arm that Meihong was holding on to.

three…

四…

His body seemed to be weightless and flew out with an afterimage.

五…

Time began to flow again.

...

"Come and try this! The immortal body's self-sacrificing attack! Hehehehahaha!" Meihong had a desperate smile on her face, and she let out a barbell-like earth-shaking laugh, and pounced towards Sakuya's direction.

"Allah aba——!!"

Then, Meihong's body exploded violently, enough to collapse the first floor of the Scarlet Devil Mansion! !

Chapter 62: The Second Meeting with the Visitor in My Mind

〖Boom boom boom--〗

A dull explosion sounded from the bottom of the building, and the vibration was transmitted through the floor to Remlia's feet. It felt like the whole building was shaking.

“China and Sakuya haven’t gotten rid of the invader yet?!” Remlia released ultrasonic waves from her mouth, and the images transmitted back to her mind made her face pale. “What’s wrong with these two guys? Why do they like explosions? One can use explosion magic, and the other just blew himself up... Hey, hey, hey, Pudge, you should think of a solution!”

"What can I do? We can just repair it later." Patchouli said nonchalantly. Her library was not affected anyway.

"But that would cost a lot of money. We'd have to run a deficit this month, right?"

"What does it matter? Just let this guy go." Patchouli pointed at Zorin who was knocked unconscious by magic.

"Look at how poor she is, how can she possibly pay it back?" Remlia curled her lips and rolled her eyes. "The one downstairs must also be a poor fellow. Even if she works as a maid in the Scarlet Devil Mansion for her whole life, she won't be able to pay it back."

"Besides, we don't want to be in the same house with a terrorist whose only thought is explosions."

"...Then let's try another way." Patchouli chuckled a few times, lowered her head, her eyes flashing with a shrewd gleam.

……

In the bombed reception hall, a piece of minced meat popped out from under a few pieces of rubble, growing larger and smaller unsteadily. Then a few more pieces of minced meat came out from the cracks in the rocks... Minced meat of all sizes gathered together and gradually formed a human shape...

“…” Miss Sakuya was standing on the escalator. Her maid outfit was full of holes, revealing large areas of her fair skin. There were also some marks of burns and scratches, but for some reason, she maintained a mysterious sense of elegance.

"With this level of regenerative ability, there's nothing I can do about her." Although there didn't seem to be any fatal injuries on the surface, maintaining massless movement in time stop was still a big burden for Sakuya, just like doing a long period of aerobic exercise, leaving her whole body exhausted.

The flesh ball in the pit finally turned into Meihong's appearance. Naturally, she had no clothes on, and her energetic young body was exposed to the air. However, her long silver hair fell just on her chest, and her legs were slightly crossed to cover the girl's private parts.

She was clearly naked and looked very erotic, but not a single part of her body was exposed.

"I haven't used this trick for a long time. It took me so long to recover." Meihong said this, but she seemed quite satisfied with the exaggerated visual impact brought about by the recovery after the self-detonation.

"Next." Sakuya took out a maid outfit from somewhere and threw it at Meihong.

Meihong caught the maid uniform steadily, frowned, and looked up at Miss Sakuya who was posing in a strange posture.

Before Meihong could express her doubts, Sakuya had already pressed his forehead and leaned sideways to explain.

"You who blew yourself up are no longer the same as before. Today you have a new life. Today is your birthday... Happy birthday! This is your birthday present, please accept it."

"Let's not talk about this fluttering skirt, and let's not talk about what nonsense you are talking about." Meihong covered her chest with clothes, her expression indifferent, "Are you not going to stop me from moving forward?"

"…I can't stop you. Humans are extremely weak creatures who know their own limits."

"...Are you going to stop being a human being in your next sentence?" Meihong looked at the head maid on the stairs speechlessly. This scene seemed to have been seen in a neet comic...

"Jojo, I don't do ren... Oh, I've been found out, I didn't expect you to have read this comic." Miss Sakuya didn't feel embarrassed at all after failing to play the meme. "Anyway, I'm just a maid. Although I will obey the orders of the lady, I'm not a rigid person... But please understand that the fault of this incident is not in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. The lady is angry for a reason."

After saying this, Miss Sakuya threw a card towards Meihong.

With a snap, Meihong caught it steadily in her hand.

“Joker…?” Meihong glanced at the card and then looked at the escalator. Sure enough, the maid standing on it had disappeared.

"I have no idea what that maid is thinking."

After Meihong came to this conclusion, she touched the bulging pocket of her maid outfit and unexpectedly took out a pack of white-wrapped cigarettes.

Put it in your mouth and light it.

“…What a strange smell.”

There is a minty taste to the fruit.

...

In the twisted space, a twisted eye flew by from time to time, a strange clock rotated, flying turkeys fought with hairless bats, and colorful stones exploded from time to time.

In such a strange scene, there were two people who were completely unaffected. One of them was floating in the air, flipping through books as if nothing had happened, and the other one opened his eyes as if he had just woken up.

“Where is this…” Zuo Linqin, feeling like his whole body was falling apart, rubbed his eyes.

"This is your dream."

"...Yes, I was knocked unconscious by that purple woman who forcefully kissed me..." Zuo Linqin knocked his head and said in distress, "I feel a little confused now... Wait, who are you? Why are you in my dream?!"

It took me a long time to realize that there was another person in my dream, and he looked a little familiar...

"Wait, you're the one who played tricks on me in my last dream! (The time when I squeezed apple juice)" Zuo Linqin puffed up his cheeks "My dream is not your toy, get out now!"

The indifferent-looking woman had short dark blue hair in the style of a princess, and was wearing a shawl made of unknown fabric that was full of exotic style. There was a layer of mist on her face, making it impossible to see her face, but for some reason, Zuo Linqin was able to recognize her.

"…You still have the memory of last time." The woman floating in the air finally looked at Zuo Linqin for a while. "It seems that the thing in your body is indeed unusual."

It was just a short sentence, but it made Zuo Linqin shudder and his whole body tremble.

Although what he said was very vague, Zuo Linqin knew that this guy must be talking about the system in her brain!

"You, who are you?"

"Don't worry, I won't pose any threat to you." The woman let herself float in the air, sometimes even hitting the edge of the dream and breaking into pieces, but it didn't seem to cause any impact. "You basically won't see me very often, just think of me as a dream... I will stay in your consciousness for a while."