"By the way, this is my second most popular line to say when I'm in front of people."
"Hey... Miss, your personality has changed a lot since a while ago." Yakumo Yukari twitched her lips.
Why did the momentum suddenly reverse?
"You pushed her too hard, maybe some nerve of hers finally snapped." Hakurei Reimu slowly came to Yakumo Yukari's side, chewing on a pizza and said, "This is not going to end well. I forced you to be a bad guy when we met, and I'm afraid your favorability has turned negative."
The Sarinko in front of him had started to buff himself non-stop, and his aura had inexplicably turned golden, which didn't look very good no matter how he looked at it.
"..."
Chapter 164 Ciao~
Yakumo Yukari moved a little further away from Saringo. Every time she took a stance, her power would increase, and she looked very dangerous.
"So what should we do now?" Yakumo Yukari asked Hakurei Reimu for help.
"Why don't you just go and let her punch you? She should calm down after she knocks you away," Reimu Hakurei suggested.
"Are you a devil?" Yakumo Yukari twitched her lips. This suggestion was too unreliable. "If you get hit, you will definitely be unable to get out of bed for half a year."
"Forget it, I'd better slip away first!" Yakumo Yukari opened a gap and jumped in. "I seem to have pushed too much in this meeting. See you next time, ciao~"
"Wait, don't run! I've run out of buffs!" Zoringo finally added all the buffs in his skill bar, and felt like he could kill ten cows with one punch!
After hearing what Sarinko said, Yakumo Yukari ran faster and immediately closed the gap like flying.
"This, isn't this cheating on my feelings!" Zorinko stomped his feet in anger, creating a big hole in the ground. The surge in power was not so easy to control.
"The Viking warrior Kitakaze Zō finally mustered up the courage to control his fear and was determined to overcome his cowardly self in the face of desperation... but this guy just ran away like that?!" Sarinko pointed at the place where Yakumo Yukari disappeared and complained to Remi and Meikou.
"You're speaking so fluently now, but just now your legs were shaking like a sieve." Meihong said mercilessly.
“You can scare Yakumo Yukari away with your aura…” Remlia said with dead eyes, “In a sense, you are really amazing… Just now, onomatopoeias like gogogogogo kept popping up around you.”
"That's my emperor engine starting up." Sarinko played a joke that no one understood, and then relaxed on the grass, "Wow... I want to go home! I don't want to come to the party anymore!"
"Hey, are we going back now? Is the party about to end?" A drunk loli who was half drunk suddenly woke up and ran to the crowd, "Stay for a drink?"
"Well, after being disrupted by Yukari, there really is no atmosphere to continue the party." Hakurei Reimu sighed and said, "Let's end the party here. There will be many more opportunities in the future."
"But I don't want it to end like this! This year's winter is very long, right? And my favorite cherry blossom viewing has been postponed again and again...Finally, when I thought it was spring, the cherry blossoms suddenly bloomed very quickly." Ibuki Suika held up the Ibuki gourd, and her body began to feel vague. "But in this month, the cherry blossoms withered very quickly...If I don't hold more banquets to appreciate the flowers, I will regret it so much that I won't know what to do and won't be able to sleep well at night."
"Even if you say so... I have no other thoughts except regret." Hakurei Reimu shrugged and said, "By the way, I have never seen you before. I can't even tell what kind of monster you are. As a miko, my eyesight has really deteriorated seriously recently."
"I'm always here, but I'll keep my identity secret for now." Ibuki Suika took a sip of the wine, glanced at Sarinko and Hakurei Reimu, and completely disappeared from the vagueness to the air. "And I'll always be here..."
"She disappeared." Meihong held the brandy she secretly took from the Scarlet Devil Mansion's reserve in her hand. "She's just the same as when she appeared. Is this child a ghost?"
"Huh, can ghosts disappear?" Saringo looked back at Saigyouji Yuyuko who was still eating.
"It's very rude to look at a lady like that, Kobayashi~" Feeling Sarinko's gaze, Saigyouji Yuyuko raised her head, squinted her eyes, and waved at Sarinko.
"Wow, this gives me chills. He's smiling but it doesn't feel like he's smiling at all. Is this a ghost..." Sarinko crossed his arms and rubbed them, trying to bring a little warmth.
Remlia had been staring at the bottle in Meihong's hand for a long time and finally asked a question.
"Isn't this the brandy I treasure?"
"Yes, young lady." Sakuya, as Remi's loyal maid, responded affirmatively, "It is undoubtedly the famous brandy you brought with you to show off to everyone."
"You're stealing other people's things secretly. Have you finally become a disgusting thief like Marisa, Turkey?" Remlia pointed at Meihong and scolded.
"Shut up, bat spirit. You get drunk easily when you touch alcohol, but you keep such good wine. It's a waste." Meihong hid the bottle behind her back. "Why not let me, a famous wine connoisseur, evaluate it? It will bring out its value better."
"What's your opinion? Just tell me if you want to drink it!... Um, wait, hoo hoo." Remlia suddenly thought of something and laughed, "I'll give you this bottle of wine if you want it."
"Oh? So generous, worthy of being the boss..."
"But I seriously doubt that you, who have a history of stealing, will corrupt Apple in your daily life!" Remlia said with her hands on her hips, "As the price for accepting this bottle of wine, Apple must completely join the Scarlet Devil Mansion and move in to live there!"
"I see you are thinking about Peach." Meihong retorted without thinking.
"I knew you would say that. How about half a year?" Remlia continued as if bargaining.
"Don't even think about it."
"I really can't do anything about you, so just let me suffer a little loss... just fifteen days." Remlia cut the bottom line of the transaction to a very low level.
"Deal. Take good care of her in the next fifteen days." Meihong took Remlia's outstretched hand without thinking this time.
"Wait, I was replaced by a bottle of wine? What about my personal wish?!" Zuo Linqin grabbed Meihong's collar and doubled his super-doubled strength to easily lift Meihong over his head.
Meihong carefully protected the wine bottle and turned her head away, not looking at Sarinko.
"…Well, well…I've been taking care of you for so long, and I have some small wishes. Can you please satisfy them? Qiu Li Gao…Besides, the bat monsters living in the Scarlet Devil Mansion won't abuse you. They will definitely provide you with good food and drink, right? Just treat it as a vacation."
"By the way, it also allows Huiyin and I to have a drink and spend some rare time together. You see, this is a sure win."
"I really want to say that you will lose me if you do this... but Meihong, you do have a point." Sarinko stared at Remi who was showing a wanton smile and said, "It is indeed a pleasant thing to go to the rich man's house to beg for money."
"With your appetite, can you really destroy the Scarlet Devil Mansion?" Remlia chuckled and said, "I asked you to come here because I have something important..."
She laughed a little, but she couldn't laugh anymore. Remlia's back gradually turned gray.
"I've been having a hard time dealing with Fran lately..."
"Onee-sama, are you calling me? China and I made such a beautiful wreath!"
As Remlia finished her words, Fran jumped out of the bushes, her body covered with fallen leaves.
"Ah, Ringo is here too! Is the party over?"
“…Is it too late for me to refuse now?”
Sarinko looked at the two similar sister faces of Remi and Fran, and showed an expression as if he wanted to take stomach medicine.
Chapter 165 Legendary Costume
"Then you will live in this room for the next half month, Ms. Ringo."
Sakuya carried Sarinko's luggage and thoughtfully arranged a room for her.
The room is fully equipped with all the necessary items, and its area is almost as big as two alchemy shops. As expected of a wealthy Scarlet Devil Mansion, it can be said that it has achieved the ultimate in enjoyment.
"If you need anything, please let me know. I will do my best for Miss Ringo~" Sakuya had a happy smile on her face. The Scarlet Devil Mansion's loli reserve has increased again, ahem...
"Well, thank you, Sakuya." Sarinko nodded, intertwining the tips of their index fingers. "Well, how should I put it? This is my first time staying at a friend's house. It feels quite novel... I hope my presence won't disturb you."
"How can it be a hindrance? It's more like a welcome!" Sakuya smiled with narrowed eyes. "Then Ms. Ringo, please get familiar with the room first. I will prepare dinner next. If you need anything, please ring this bell and I will appear in front of you in an instant."
"You are so reliable, Miss Saki." Sarinko took the plain golden bell and said politely, "Then I will wait for dinner time in my room."
"In order to repay your expectations, Sakuya will do her best. Miss Ringo, see you later."
"Okay, bye~" Sarinko waved.
Sakuya made a gesture to leave and closed the wooden door of Sarinko's room. After walking in the corridor in silence for a while, she suddenly turned around and snapped her fingers.
"What's wrong, Sakuya? You look very happy."
"Miss?" Sakuya was startled by the sudden voice and lowered her head to see Remi. "Really? Don't scare me."
"I didn't scare you. You closed your eyes and didn't pay attention to the road ahead. This is really rare." Remi held two super sweet condensed milk puddings in her arms. "What happened?"
"No, nothing... cough, I just remembered... something happy." Sakuya coughed and laughed, "Well, I'll go downstairs and prepare dinner."
"Well, since you don't want to talk about it, forget it." Remi waved her hand. She was an open-minded leader. "I'm going to find Apple first. Make dinner more hearty."
"Yes, sir..." Having been seen in such an embarrassing state by her master, Sakuya rarely showed an embarrassed expression and quickly left.
Inside the room, Sarinko threw his luggage aside and jumped into the soft big bed.
“So soft…”
I don’t know how long it has been since I last slept in a bed... When I was in the alchemy shop, I just slept on the sofa because of the limited space. When I was in the temple, I spread the bedding on the tatami.
It has been a long time since I last felt the feeling of sleeping in a bed.
Sarinko buried her face directly in the quilt. Although it was a guest room, the quilt still had a warm smell from the sun.
I don’t know if Sakuya prepared it in advance. If she is organizing it every day, the workload really makes me want to mourn for her.
After all, the fairy maid is of no use at all.
"Apple, I'm coming in."
As the door opened, Remlia walked in, walked straight to the big bed where Zoringo was, and sat down beside her.
"Wow... shouldn't you knock on the door before entering someone else's room?" Without even raising his head, Sarinko's voice sounded a little muffled through the quilt.
"You must be joking. I'm just lending you a room. This room still belongs to me, Remlia." Remlia snapped the plastic film of Pudding. "Have you ever seen a host who needs to say hello before entering his own house?"
"I think even if you are the owner of the house, you can't just enter a room that someone else is using." Sarinko turned over and moved a little away from Remi.
"Let's not talk about this for now. Do you want some pudding?" Remi moved a little and put the still slightly cold pudding crust she took out of the refrigerator on Zoringo's face.
"It's almost time for dinner, and you're still eating snacks?" Sarinko rolled her eyes at Remlia.
"So you want to eat?"
"……eat."
……
The two of them leaned against the head of the bed, eating pudding in small bites.
"What a sweet taste." Zoringo frowned slightly. Ever since drinking the concentrated cola, I mean the wisdom potion, Zoringo has been very sensitive to sweetness.
"Yes, it's very sweet. Don't you like it?" Remlia asked with a snort.
"That's not the case. I can only say that I prefer lighter flavors recently." Zoringo held the pudding in her mouth for a while longer to get used to the taste. As she was eating, her speech was a little unclear. "Why, shouldn't the two sisters spend their happy afternoon dessert time together? Why did you come to me?"
"Hmph, you must be lonely here alone, so I'm here to keep you company for a while." Remlia shook the plastic spoon in her hand. "You should thank me for being so considerate as the head of the family~"
"Apparently, the current head of the family is Fran-chan," Sarinko said.
"Oh, I forgot about that." Remi didn't care about what Sarinko said. "Even if that's the case, I'm still the second in command. Show me some respect, old man."
"Pfft--!" Sarinko immediately covered her mouth with her hands to prevent something from coming out, and kept coughing, "Where did you hear that word from?"
"Oh, I learned this word from China. Her old radio always plays new words sporadically."
"It's not like I won't pay you back. Don't use that word. It's too ugly." Sarinko lost his appetite all of a sudden. He wordlessly rummaged through his system backpack and said, "I'll pay you back some first. I'll show you my sincerity!"
"Oh my, has our summoner finally summoned something good?" Remlia looked at Zoringo's hand reaching into the void with great interest.
"If it were possible that the system coins could be withdrawn... I would have paid off the debt long ago." Zorinko muttered to himself. He solved two anomalies, but it cost a lot of system coins.
Unfortunately, the system gold coins can only be used to buy things in the mall or participate in lotteries.
"Let me make it clear first, there are a lot of things."
"Huh? Do you think my place is a recycling station or something? Just take out a few of the most valuable items, and take the rest to the pawn shop or Xianglintang and exchange them for currency for me." Remi directly stopped Zoringo from taking out things like Doraemon.
"That's fine." Sarinko nodded and took a look at the item with the highest recycling value in the system. "First, this one... For me, it's a costume, but you should be able to wear it too."
"Rainbow Unicorn Suit, legendary quality, increases 15 points of charm, learns extra dances, comes with colorful lighting effects, appearance effects, and moving effects"
Looking at the strange doll costume that suddenly appeared in the room, Remlia fell into silence.
"???"
What is this!
Chapter 166 I'm Tired I'm Tired
"What is this?" Remlia asked, pointing at the rainbow unicorn suit.
"As you can see, it's a piece of clothing." Sarinko thought for a moment and added, "It's the most expensive piece of clothing I've ever sold. It's of legendary quality."
"In terms of mental retardation, he might really be at the legendary level... but only a fool would think of such a thing!" Remlia grabbed the hood and threw it at Zoringo.
Zoringo caught the headgear steadily and explained to Remlia, "It does look stupid on the surface, but this thing is really a perfect party prop... Let me show you."
"I'm going to wear it anyway, so I might as well take this out too. Clang clang, a knight's belt produced by Consortium B!" Sarinko took out a strange magenta belt that was full of plastic texture and looked like a toy pinned to the waist, and shouted "hensin!"
"You're so stupid..." Remlia held her cheeks and watched quietly as the belt on Sarinko kept making noisy noises.
Afterwards, the unicorn suits that were originally placed on the bed were suddenly equipped on Saringo one by one, gradually dressing Saringo into a strange appearance.
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