I was reincarnated in Gensokyo and aspired to become a great magician!!

"But can this still be considered Kamen Rider? Never mind. I'll just ignore it." Sarinko shook his head and put his hands behind his back. "Advent, Mango Cheese."

Bang! Countless feathers appeared out of thin air above the room along with confetti. The lights in the room suddenly went out, and colorful lights focused on Zoringo, making him the brightest new star at the party!

"..." Remlia's mouth was slightly open, and her eyes were lifeless as she watched Sarinko complete the stupid operation. For a moment, she seemed to have lost the ability to speak. "...Ah."

"Huh, how is it?" Zoringo took off the rainbow unicorn mask. This costume will even change size according to the wearer's body shape.

"No matter what you say... I still think it's stupid." Remlia's mouth moved up and down, and she answered not very fluently, "And the constant firing of fireworks is really noisy."

"...I see. But don't worry about cleaning the room. These pieces of colored paper will gradually disappear over time." Zoringo changed clothes with one click and took off the doll clothes. "How about it? This clothes is worth some money, right?"

“…Why do you think this thing is valuable…”

"How about I buy it for thirty thousand dollars?"

Zoringo recognized the voice that interrupted Remlia. After all, it had just caused some psychological trauma to the person a while ago.

"Yakumo Yukari? Why are you here?" Remlia saw a white little hand holding three ten thousand yuan bills stretched out from the gap. "Get out of my house, or I will stab your butt with the spell card!"

"Hey, don't be so angry. I'm here specially to give you money. It's not okay." Another gap appeared in the air, revealing Yakumo Yukari's head. Why does she look so curious every time she appears?

He looked at Sarinko with a playful look and said, "I heard that you owe Remlia a lot of money~"

"When on earth did she get here..." Sarinko twitched his lips.

"Given this guy's personality, he must have been there from the beginning." Remlia picked up the empty pudding box and threw it into the gap.

"Hey, don't litter!" Yakumo Yukari blocked it slightly to prevent Remi from throwing anything strange into the gap.

"When I think about a stranger suddenly appearing in front of me at any time and any place every day, I feel a little scared." Sarinko hugged her chest and trembled. "Does she often use her ability to do this kind of thing?"

"Well, you've been snooping into other people's lives...ah, I feel like I'm getting goosebumps when you say that."

Remi and Zorinko leaned over and covered their mouths, whispering quietly, but of course, they heard everything without missing a word.

This monster sage, who had a relatively good temper, finally couldn't help but make a cross shape on his forehead after the two people kept talking.

"That's too much. I don't have the leisure to watch you 24 hours a day." Yakumo Yukari quickly tapped Sarinko and Remlia on the head with her folding fan. "Now, shut up and take my money."

HP-21

"Wait, are you really going to buy something this stupid?" Remlia rubbed her slightly aching head. "This is so tasteless."

"Anyway, it's something to be used during the celebration, so it has to be like this to create an atmosphere." Yakumo Yukari opened her folding fan, covering half of her face, and said, "Besides, this piece of clothing also contains the same power of rules as that of the pizza box. Although its use is like using a cannon to kill a mosquito, it is still worth buying."

"You Japanese monsters are really versatile... You can come up with so many excuses to buy a doll costume." Remlia held her cheek and complained, "So Apple, what do you think?"

"Of course it's a deal!" Sarinko directly handed the doll costume to the Yokai Idler. Although selling the costume to the store would give more gold coins, they could only be used for lotteries.

Saringo's system backpack is already filled with strange things.

"So, is there anything else that Lady Yakumo Yukari is interested in?" Sarinko suddenly put on a business smile, and even her tone began to become corny. "Like Pandora's Box, Hextech Box, New Year's Lucky Bag, etc. At the very least, I have all kinds of furniture here. Just tell me what you need."

"..." Remlia watched as all kinds of incomprehensible words came out of Sarinko's mouth one by one.

"Show them all. Maybe there'll be something that interests me."

Yakumo Yukari said this.

"it is good."

Sarinko agreed.

The next moment, the entire room was occupied by piled up props.

Chapter 167: The evil fog... appears again?

Countless items gushed out, not only the items that were drawn, but also a lot of alchemical items that were usually put in and forgotten to be taken out, and even some snacks and leftovers...

"Ga!" Cosi, who was usually placed in the prop column, was also shocked by the sudden harsh environment.

"I think I said something I shouldn't have." After opening a gap outside the room again, Yakumo Yukari threw out the props or garbage that accidentally poured in one by one in distress. "Ah, I like this one very much~ I'll hide it secretly, slip away."

"I think I accidentally released a little too much..." Saringo and Remlia were buried in the props together. Now Remi was supporting a high-end piano to ensure that they had space to move freely.

Sarinko is working hard to recycle the props, and his efficiency is quite fast.

"Really? Apple, you are really an idiot, just like that fairy from the Mist Lake." Remlia supported the space and did not forget to mock Sarinko. "Would a normal person do such a stupid thing?"

"It was just a mistake. My stock of items is much larger than I thought." Sarinko picked up a few rocket warheads and put them back into his backpack without even looking at them. Suddenly, he felt his vision became wider.

"Ah, Cosey! You've been released too." Zoringo looked at the crow that used gravity to move all the objects around it away, and said in surprise, "Good, the recycling work will be much easier with you here!"

With a few waves of his hands, all the surrounding objects lost gravity and floated in the air, and were then sucked back into the backpack space by Zoringo... It seemed that many of the original objects in the room were also sucked in.

"Now that I think about it, I really should sort out the items in my backpack. There are things in there that can directly destroy the entire world." Sarinko said with her hands on her hips, jumping on her little feet on the bed.

"I feel like you're going to say something horrible again." Remlia felt so tired and tried to get Sarinko to behave himself.

"For example, I just discovered this epic item, the Angel's World-Destroying Horn!" Sarinko took out a horn that looked ordinary.

"When you say the horn of destruction, does it mean what it says?" Remlia twitched her lips. Come to think of it, she seemed to have heard of a Pandora's box before?

"Ah, the trumpet of Judgment Day. Blowing the trumpet means the coming of the next natural disaster." Sarinko explained, "But I think it is unlikely to destroy the world. It should be able to destroy Gensokyo?"

"Don't ask me, this is your prop... and don't put your mouth close to it, it's not fun at all!!" When Remi saw that Zoringo's lips almost touched the Horn of Destruction, she was about to fly out to stop her.

"Mo~ It's just a little joke, there's no need to be so nervous." Zoringo put the horn back into the backpack with a sly smile. "Even I know that such dangerous things cannot be played with casually."

"You know nothing..." Remlia complained...

During the gap, a hidden monster was also afraid, "Young people nowadays are too exaggerated... I really can't sleep well enough to keep up with the times, shudder... No, I'm still very young!"

……

"…Then to celebrate the arrival of the Apple in our Scarlet Devil Mansion, let’s…start the dinner!"

With a wave of Fran's hand, the fairy maids served the dishes together, and the table became full in an instant... Although it was a bit messy, you couldn't ask these low-intelligence cheap laborers to be more capable.

"Oh, I can actually eat hot meals one day. Thank you, Miss Ringo. I am so touched!" Hong Meiling, who was sitting at the dining table, held the chopsticks and clasped her hands together, with two seaweed tears running down her face.

"Really China! I wish you could be more elegant." Sakuya rolled her eyes at Hong Meiling while cutting the steak with the knife and fork in her hand. Although she was a maid and an important member of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, she could also sit at the same table with her master.

Fran-chan's chair moved towards Sarinko, gradually getting closer.

"?" Sarinko looked at Fran who was almost sticking to him in confusion, looked at her in confusion, and stuffed the broccoli on the fork into his mouth.

Unexpectedly, Sarinko ignored her. Instead, Fran went even further. She left her position and wrapped herself around Sarinko like an octopus, with her little white silk feet dangling in the air.

“…Gu, Fran-chan, it’s a little difficult for me to eat like this…” Sarinko was almost unable to move, but was unwilling to struggle free, so she looked at Remi who was eating with her head down with a pleading look.

Unfortunately, this look was really for a blind person to see. Remi, the girl-fearing guy, was obviously playing dead. He didn't even look at Sarinko and pretended to enjoy his dinner.

Obviously, as a vampire, she should not have much interest in this kind of food, but now she is stuffing it into her mouth in big mouthfuls, filling her cheeks up like a hamster.

In the end, it was Patchouli who rescued Zoringo.

"Sister-san, please eat your meal well, otherwise it would be a waste of the dinner that Sakuya prepared with all her heart." Patchouli wiped the corners of her mouth, which had no stains, with a napkin and spoke.

Fran was still somewhat obedient to Patchouli who could easily trap her, but she still didn't want to let go of her hand.

The way of holding Saringo changed from octopus style to koala style.

"...Sister-san, you are disturbing others like this. Ringo is too pitiful." Patchouli shook her head. Remi pretended to be dead and didn't say anything. She had to educate Fran. Although Fran was the favorite of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Patchouli would not spoil her forever. "Now, let her go, okay?"

"..." Fran pouted, reluctantly letting go of Sarinko and returned to her own seat. "What's the matter? Apple comes so seldom... I won't do anything to her... I just want to get a little closer to her."

"Apple will stay in the Scarlet Devil Mansion for a full fifteen days. There will be plenty of opportunities for communication. There's no need to be bound by the moment." Patchouli closed her eyes and took a sip of the black tea beside her.

"Patch is so narrow-minded..." Fran puffed up her cheeks, just like Remi.

Feeling that the atmosphere had changed a bit, Hong Meiling, who had been burying her head in the plate, looked around and broke the dullness by saying, "By the way, just now when it was getting close to dusk, the area around the Scarlet Devil Mansion was surrounded by fog."

"It's normal for the Mist Lake to be foggy," Remlia said, finally stopping pretending to be dead.

"That's true, but this fog is different from usual. There's some evil spirit in it." Hong Meiling continued, "And when I flew up into the sky, I found that this fog covered the entire Gensokyo. It's really rare to see it."

Remlia felt something familiar when she heard this.

A mysterious fog that encompasses the entire Gensokyo?

"Let's not talk about you leaving your post without permission..." Remlia scratched the back of her head and asked in confusion, "My mutation... who copied it?"

Chapter 168: Eat the Sugar Coating

"The mastermind behind this is really bold to copy my Lady Remlia's idea." Remlia snorted coldly, "But, is it possible that there are still vampires left in Gensokyo? Other races should not hate sunlight as much as we do."

"I don't care if the fog is caused by vampires." Patchouli held her forehead and sighed, "But as the suspects of the previous incident, the Hakurei Miko and the black and white mouse will definitely come to our door again."

"Don't worry, we have extra support on our side this time, right Apple!" Remlia came over and patted Sarinko on the shoulder. "If Marisa and Hakurei Reimu attack us, beat them back hard! This is a battle to defend the Scarlet Devil Mansion!"

"Well... Remi didn't do anything wrong after all." Sarinko nodded, lowered her eyes and said uninterestedly, "If the two of them really come to cause trouble, I will explain to them."

"Fran also wants to play the barrage game, so Fran can come on stage, okay, okay, na~?" Fran shook her body, seeking everyone's opinions.

"Uh...this is..." Remi hesitated.

"Although my sister's ability is too dangerous, there is no need to show mercy to the invading enemy." Patchouli helped Remi make the decision. If she continued to hesitate like the male protagonist of the light novel, Fran's favorability, which had finally recovered, would drop again.

"That's right. Well, there's no need to show mercy." Remi followed Patchouli's words and said, "By the way, it's really annoying to be identified as a criminal suspect for no reason. Should we really make something happen...?"

"Please stop making things more complicated!" Sarinko stopped him vigilantly.

"I'm just talking, I won't really do it." Remlia waved her hand. It would be troublesome if Zorinko betrayed her.

"Let's first see what the person who caused the change is trying to do. We'll just wait and see," Patchouli suggested.

...

After finishing the family meeting at the dining table, Sarinko spent the rest of his leisure time without any setbacks.

“…I’m a little sleepy.” Sarinko rubbed his eyes and yawned.

Theoretically, as a data person, Sarinko should not feel tired. His current drowsiness is more of a habit accumulated over time.

"You're such a loser, Apple." Remlia put down the controller in her hand and said, "It's only ten o'clock, keep playing."

"I'm not as energetic as a vampire at night." Zoringo snorted. "Come to think of it, you've always been active during the day. Aren't you tired after a whole day of work?"

"Night is the source of my strength. I will soon reach the peak of my vampire power." Remlia laughed strangely, and the wings behind her looked much more energetic than during the day. "And vampires are not as fragile as humans. I can last for several days after sleeping once."

"Okay, powerful vampire, I'm going to sleep now..." Sarinko yawned again, and no longer had the motivation to continue arguing with Remi.

"Ms. Ringo, do you need me to take you to the bathroom?" Sakuya came over with understanding.

"Well, please." Sarinko nodded. Taking a hot bath before going to bed is a good choice.

After all, when you are at home, you can basically only go to the public bathhouse to take a bath with the old ladies. Zoringo doesn't like it very much, so he basically turns on the one-click cleaning in the system settings.

"Yes, my bathtub is quite big." Remlia raised her head and thought for a while. "Now that you said that, I feel a little sleepy. Let me, Remlia, take a bath with you!"

"I refuse..." As a southerner, it was difficult for Sarinko to accept the idea of ​​taking a bath with others. "Besides, you said before that your power is endless at night. I'm going to trap you!"

"…This is for a better mood tomorrow. Besides, it's a waste for you to use the bathroom alone." Remlia said confidently, stretching out her paws and posing in a salty and wet posture. "Are you really not going to take a bath with me? I can rub your back."

“… Uwaa.” Sarinko took a half step back in disgust and hid behind Sakuya, who was smiling the whole time and her face was gradually glowing.

I feel like I can eat three bowls of rice...

"What? Are you worried about me?" Remlia said unhappily, "I won't do anything to you, so why don't I call everyone in the Scarlet Devil Mansion to join me?"

"Well, it's not that I'm afraid of you doing something." Zorinko turned his head away. "It's just that I don't really... like to expose myself to others... um."

“…Okay.” Remlia puffed up her cheeks, rubbed her leather-shod feet hard on the ground, and whispered, “We’re all girls, why are you being shy?”

"Then Miss, shall I take Miss Ringo over first?" Sakuya asked.

"Go ahead." Remi waved her hand impatiently.

As she watched Sakuya and Sarinko walk away, Remi's eyes flickered strangely in the darkness and she muttered quietly.

"The plan to quickly build relationships by rubbing each other's backs has failed... No, I have to go ask Patch what to do!"

……

All in all, without Remi making trouble, the bath was still very comfortable. Remi was indeed right, this bathhouse was almost bigger than the backyard of Sarinko's house, and when Sarinko took a bath alone, he actually felt a strange feeling that it was empty and a waste.

Following Sakuya back to her room, Sakuya thoughtfully lit some incense for Sarinko that would help her sleep better.

"…Good night, Lord Ringo, I wish you a good dream tonight." Sakuya turned on a night light for Saringo in the dark, holding a picture story book in her hand. "Do you need me to read you a bedtime story?"

"That's not necessary... I'm not that precious. Please go to bed early, Sakuya." Sarinko covered her cheeks with the quilt. She felt a little shy at such meticulous care.

"Even if you can't sleep, you can still be a sheep."