After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

So Li Muhan asked Xia Yue to take out her mobile phone and take a photo.

"I'll go, your copycat machine is so rubbish."

Lin Ziyu couldn't help complaining after seeing the photo, and Xia Yue muttered in a low voice: "I like...I want you to take care of it."

It was obvious that Lin Ziyu also heard this voice. He paused and then quickly changed his tone: "Oh! Ah! Yes, it's Miss Xia's mobile phone. Hi! The pixels and camera of this mobile phone are not important. !Being able to make calls and send text messages is the most important thing!”

Li Muhan quickly interrupted him: "Okay, stop talking nonsense and check for me quickly. I don't want to have to wash dishes after having a big meal."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, that's not it, captain, the salary of this Special Administration Bureau is not low, you...fuck you!!!"

Lin Ziyu's voice suddenly became louder, showing his shock at the moment.

Li Muhan quickly took the phone away and said, "What are you yelling about! The driver was shocked."

The driver was indeed startled, but when it was mentioned suddenly, he could only smile helplessly and said it didn't matter.

"Captain! You, you, you, you card! The level is very high!!"

"Huh? High? How high?"

"You, you, are you in Pingjing City now?!"

"correct."

"Go to the best real estate in Pingjing City now. This card will allow you to buy five houses!!"

hum-

Li Muhan's heart tightened, and cold sweat broke out from his forehead: "...this...this...fuck! Chang Yue is going to die!!"

He suddenly had a bad thought in his mind, so he quickly hung up Lin Ziyu's phone, and then dialed Chang Yue's number.

"Hey, what's wrong? We just separated and you miss me?"

"Chang Ju! Although I haven't known you for too long! But I think you are indeed a man!"

Li Muhan's shouts made Chang Yue a little confused: "Damn it, you took the wrong medicine?! What the hell are you crazy about!? You shouldn't have started in the car?! It's a good thing for young people to have energy! ! But we must also pay attention to the impact!”

"Chang Bureau! You have given me a lot of help, and I am very grateful to you! Now you are going to die, and I can't repay you! Just let me send you on your last journey over the phone! If you are willing, I can sing a song for you !”

What Chang Yue heard was that he couldn't laugh or cry. It didn't mean anything. Because Li Muhan's voice was too loud, Yan Jue in the car also heard it clearly. He held his eyes and lowered his head slightly, obviously suppressing laughter. .

"Are you screwed?! You cursed me to death in broad daylight?!"

"If you weren't going to die, why would you give me such a large sum of money? Isn't this your burial allowance? I know you have no parents and no children, so you must have treated me like a relative. I'm deeply touched. Don't worry, I will definitely carry on your legacy and become a useful person to society! Outside the pavilion... beside the ancient road... the grass is green and endless..."

As he spoke, Li Muhan's eyes turned red and he started singing.

This was really a bit messy for the driver. He had driven for so many big shots, but this was the first time he met this weirdo behind him.

"Xia Yue... Come, say a few words to our director. He left us a large amount of money... He is leaving now..."

Li Muhan handed the phone to Xia Yue, and Xia Yue said expressionlessly to the other end of the phone: "The dead are the most important, rest in peace."

Chang Yue couldn't stand it any longer. He interrupted the farce between the two: "His grandma's! That card was specially approved by his mother's bureau! It's public money! You cursed me in broad daylight, didn't you? ! Just wait for me, Li Muhan! Don’t let me catch you, kid!"

"ah?......"

Li Muhan was also dumbfounded. He asked tentatively: "You mean... the money in this card... I can't use it to squander it casually?"

"Nonsense! Save your damn money for me! I will write a report for every penny you spend!"

This time it was Li Muhan who was dumbfounded. What did Chang Yue say just now...

[You will have a lot of fun in Pingjing City these two days. I will pay for all the expenses. Three days later, I will ask someone to pick you up at the hotel. Oh, by the way, the hotel is also ready for you. 】

Look at what he said...how arrogant he is.

Li Muhan really thought that he could use the money in this card at will, but it turned out that there was a fucking upper limit.

Chang Yue didn't know at this moment that Lin Ziyu had spread the news throughout the Special Administration Bureau that he was dying, and the people in the logistics department had even begun to prepare a funeral hall.

Chapter 323: Playing with guns, right?

Li Muhan once asked casually while watching a gunfight movie with Xia Yue at home.

If one day, my gun is pointed at your head.

what will you do? Do you want me to kill you, or do you want to kill me?

Li Muhan remembered that Xia Yue said at that time: "I am more skilled with a gun than you, so I think you should have no chance of pointing a gun at my head."

But now, looking at Xia Yue in front of him, Li Muhan couldn't help but recall these words.

He had thought this would never, ever happen.

But now.

In his hand, he held the special pistol distributed by the Special Administration Bureau to the service personnel, then slowly raised it and pointed it at Xia Yue's head.

As for Xia Yue, her face was expressionless and her eyes were cold. She looked at Li Muhan as if she were looking at an unrelated stranger.

"Xia Yue...you once said that I had no chance to point a gun at your head?"

A disdainful sneer appeared on Li Muhan's face, and then he moved the muzzle of the gun closer, almost touching Xia Yue's forehead.

"That's quite loud. Do you think I have a chance now?"

Now Li Muhan said the most cannon fodder lines in the meanest tone, with a triumphant smile on his face.

"..."

But Xia Yue didn't respond to Li Muhan, but her eyes slowly became sharper. At this moment, in this hotel room, even her breathing seemed to have stopped.

This stalemate did not last long. Li Muhan's finger finally pulled the trigger, but just at the moment when his finger exerted force.

The other hand was already stuck behind his trigger at lightning speed, and then Li Muhan felt a pain in his wrist.

"You really dare to shoot, don't you?"

"Oh! It hurts! Wait! Wait! It hurts! Wait! No bullets! No bullets! Empty gun!"

As he shouted, he looked up. At this time, Xia Yue had already grasped the Special Administration's pistol.

"Humph."

Xia Yue raised her head slightly and looked at Li Muhan with a disdainful sneer.

"You, you, this doesn't prove that you can use a gun! You just react quickly! Yes! You have a racial advantage!"

Li Muhan was still stubborn, and then Xia Yue's actions gave his self-esteem the final blow.

The girl gently raised her wrist and gracefully grasped the metal barrel of the pistol.

Then with a clicking sound, in less than three seconds, she dismantled the special weapon that the engineering department was proud of. Every part was like a surgeon laying out instruments. They are displayed on the desktop accurately, forming an orderly mechanical art picture.

This scene was undoubtedly the last precise blow to Li Muhan's self-esteem.

"My dear mother...it's so hard for her..."

Li Muhan said something that Xia Yue couldn't understand, and then looked at the cell phone that was placed aside to measure time.

"...I'm convinced. You really managed to seize and dismantle the gun within ten seconds. You still have this skill, and it's pretty well hidden."

Hearing Li Muhan say this, Xia Yue's expression became even more proud. She slightly raised her non-existent breasts, and then looked at Li Muhan with a condescending look: "When my sister was playing with guns, you still I don’t know where it is.”

After saying that, she stretched out her hand towards Li Muhan, her eyes shining as if she was expecting something.

"...Okay, you are awesome, here you go."

Li Muhan took out a box of chocolates and stuffed it into Xia Yue's hands. The girl ran towards the door holding the box as if she had found a treasure.

"No, where are you going!?"

Li Muhan shouted at Xia Yue's back.

"When I just came up, I saw an Internet celebrity dessert shop next to the hotel. I wanted to buy some."

Xia Yue stood outside the door, that is, in the corridor of the hotel and said to Li Muhan.

"Do you have money?" Li Muhan asked doubtfully.

Xia Yue held the chocolate box in one hand and put her other hand on her hip, showing a smile that she thought was mature and charming: "Humph, Skull sent me a red envelope."

"Okay, then go ahead, don't run around, just come up after you buy it."

"Oh."

Then the sound of Xia Yue running away was heard in the corridor.

"Bring me two cans of Red Bull! Hey! Do you hear me? He's running so fast, he can't just jump out of the window."

Li Muhan ran to the door and found that Xia Yue was no longer there.

Then he closed the door helplessly, but when he returned to the table and saw the parts of the pistol on the table, he was suddenly speechless.

"Grandma! At least restore it to me! This gun has a signal connection with the engineering department!!"

Li Muhan ran to the door and shouted a few words, but no one responded to him. Instead, the word "gun" made several curious and nervous faces peek out from several rooms next door.

"No, it's... toy guns, water guns, biubiu, my sister has something wrong with her brain, so she likes to play with children's things..."

After an awkward explanation, Li Muhan returned to the room. As expected, very quickly, his phone rang within 2 minutes of the gun being dismantled.

"Captain Li, hello, I am a technician from the Engineering Department of the Tianhai Special Administrative Bureau. We have detected that your gun has been disassembled. Have you encountered any trouble?"

"...No, it's no trouble. I'm just very curious, so I took it apart... just for fun, academically."

There was silence on the other end of the phone, as if even the other party had never thought that someone could be so boring.

Then when the other end of the phone spoke again, it had been replaced by a girl's voice that Li Muhan was very familiar with: "Li Muhan, each gun has a mark. In order to make maintenance more convenient, the mark and the cavity structure are welded together. If they are put together, they usually cannot be taken apart, so how did you do it?"

"...What, uh...big, big...big...strength...a miracle?"

"..."

Mo Qiao stopped talking, and then about half a minute later said: "I have sent the compensation form to your WeChat. Remember to hand it in when you come back. Also, privately dismantling the guns of the Special Administration Bureau is a violation of discipline. I have already sent the information to you." Reported to Yan Yu."

"Damn it! Minister Mo! Stop it! We're old acquaintances! I'll pay the money, but don't let me go to the execution force to collect the fine!"

To be honest, Li Muhan is really afraid of Yan Yu. It's not that he is afraid of her in terms of strength, but that he has a dignified and strict image that makes him, a person who has not been very disciplined since he was a child, feel like meeting his class teacher. Feel.

"I'm kidding you. Remember to visit the engineering department when you come back. I have something for you. It's good. Don't worry."

After speaking, Mo Qiao hung up the phone, leaving Li Muhan sitting alone in a chair in a daze.

"Do these people have a special set of words when they ask me to do things? Don't worry, it's good for you. Don't worry, it's a trip at public expense. Don't worry, this is a good job... I look like Retarded?"

Chapter 324 Is this so bloody?

Originally, under Chang Yue's rhetoric, Li Muhan was still looking forward to staying at the most famous Yuehua Hotel in Pingjing City. No matter how bad it was, it should be a business hotel.

But when Li Muhan saw the sign of this hotel, he couldn't hold back anymore.

Woju eSports Hotel.

It's a damn single room.

As expected of you, Director Chang.

It was almost evening when they returned to the hotel, so Li Muhan and Xia Yue decided not to go out tonight and it would be good to stay in the hotel.

So why stay in the hotel?

Young people, it’s impossible to really come to an e-sports hotel just to play games, right? You have to do something, right?

Yes, it's impossible for young people, but Xia Yue doesn't seem to be young anymore.

So at this moment, she was sitting on the gaming chair holding the cake, cheese and cheese bread she bought from the Internet celebrity dessert shop downstairs, watching the TV series with gusto.

"What did Chi Yuan push you again? Why do you look at these all day long? Can you watch something nutritious?"

Li Muhan came over cursing and stood next to Xia Yue's gaming chair, watching the TV series with her.

[Who do you think I am, a woman like you, trying to attract my attention in this way? Get out of my way. 】

The boy's cold profile on TV did not deter the girl. Instead, she went one step further and grabbed the boy's collar.

"Listen to me, I don't care who you are, you should apologize if you hit someone!"