After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

"Woman, you are playing with fire."

"You...what are you going to do!"

"Don't you think I'm going too far? Okay, I'll let you know how many more things I can do."

"Ugh!? No! No, uh."

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The computer screen completely fell into darkness at this moment, and the plot of the handsome man forcibly kissing the beautiful woman came to an abrupt end.

At this moment, Li Muhan's finger was still on the power button of the screen.

"what are you doing?"

Xia Yue turned her head and looked at Li Muhan with some dissatisfaction.

"I'm sorry...I really can't stand it anymore...you...what on earth are you looking at?!"

"What happened to your love life that started when you were forcefully kissed by a domineering president?"

"No! Are you sick?! This..." Li Muhan kept searching for words in his stomach, and finally he could only pop out one: "Are you sick?!"

He couldn't help it anymore. He pressed the pause button as soon as he opened the screen, and then took the keyboard and started operating it.

"I'll show you something nice!"

Soon he opened another video website and clicked on the latest episode of a TV series.

"..."

Xia Yue's face was still dissatisfied, but because she still had cake in her mouth, she didn't say much now.

"I feel so sorry for you! You are being fed these weird TV series by that love brain all day long! Come on! Watch this! All men love to watch it! It's so good! I love watching it!"

Soon, the exciting music on the screen attracted Xia Yue's attention.

"Oh, my God, how long have you been chasing me, from Nimlens to Prost, my friend, I mean, don't you get tired of it?"

"Until you die, I will follow your footsteps and hunt you."

"There is no more boring person in the world than you, my husband. In that case, let's end it here."

Two western cowboys walked slowly to the street. They faced each other, their hands on their gun holsters slightly away from their waists. The wind and sand blew the withered grass, and the people on the street consciously returned to their rooms.

No one wants to interrupt this duel.

When the dead grass was blown to the center of the field, the two men drew their guns at the same time, aimed, and fired from the waist, all in one go.

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At this most critical moment, the screen changed back to the two men and women kissing passionately.

Xia Yue tapped the keyboard with her toes flexibly, then turned to look at Li Muhan with disdain: "I want to see this."

"What's so good about this! Change back quickly! Today is the finale of Eastern Daredevil! Hurry up!"

"...No, I don't want to see that."

"You're an adult! You should watch something adults should watch!"

"I don't...I don't look at that..."

The two began to snatch the keyboard. Because Xia Yue was holding the cake in her hand, she could only use her feet to start a fierce fight with Li Muhan.

After a fierce competition of endurance and strength, the gaming chair no longer knew where to fly. At this moment, Xia Yue was sitting on Li Muhan, while Li Muhan was lying on the ground panting.

"Admit defeat...! Admit defeat!"

Li Muhan slapped the ground hard, and Xia Yue snorted and moved away.

So that night, Li Muhan huddled in bed, enduring the goosebump-inducing youth love idol TV series from his computer and fell asleep.

I don't know how long it took, but Li Muhan felt something get into the quilt, and then there was a sound of sobbing. He opened his eyes slightly and found Xia Yue sobbing in his arms.

"...What's going on? Are you hungry?"

Li Muhan asked sleepily, but Xia Yue shook her head: "...Ugh, in the end, the male protagonist Xiahou Nangongyuan... got a terminal illness and died, and the female protagonist Lishang Angelina ·Elizabeth Yingxueyu also lost her memory, and was hit and killed by a large truck... They, they... Wuwuwuwu..."

Damn it, you can cry even if you are so cruel, what kind of psychological quality do you have? No, there is still this name? ! Ouch, let me go! There are too many flaws! How do you want me to complain! Later I will be called water words again!

"Alas, life is so full of impermanence, and human life is so fragile and short."

Although he really, really wanted to complain, Li Muhan still slowly embraced Xia Yue in his arms, gently combing her soft hair with his fingers, trying to soothe her heart with words: "Look, each of us rushes through a few decades in this world, but how many of us can truly enjoy our old age? Illness, accidents, disputes, countless factors can cut short our life journey and make us leave early."

Xia Yue's cheek was buried in his chest, tears still falling silently, her grief was like a lament on the strings.

"Thus, the value of life does not lie in the final outcome. After all, the end is the same for everyone. What matters is the people and events along the way. The laughter and tears, love and hate, growth and understanding are the true meaning of our lives. Just like a poem, it's not its length that matters, but the emotions and stories contained in every line."

Li Muhan said softly that he had tried his best and was still in C. If someone else were to come, it would be difficult not to hold back his laughter.

Just because the other party was Xia Yue... He hoped that his words could be like warm sunshine, penetrating the haze in her heart caused by the plagued TV series.

"So, even if they both lost their lives in the end, they once had each other and loved each other. Aren't that deep love, the time they spent together, those warm hugs and sweet kisses irreplaceable and precious treasures?" Li Muhan's words were full of philosophy, his eyes were gentle and firm, as if telling of his understanding of life.

Xia Yue raised her head slightly, looking at him tearfully, as if seeking comfort. Li Muhan continued, "Life may be short, but love is eternal. All that we once had, all that we once loved, will transform into the light of memory, illuminating our path forward. We cannot change the length of our lives, but we can determine its breadth, making every day meaningful and every love deep and passionate."

Oh! Thank you! Toxic chicken soup! Thank you, Bilibili, thank you, Weibo, for allowing me to say these words at a time like this.

Xia Yue finally calmed down. She sniffed, then raised her eyes and looked at Li Muhan with eyes red from crying.

"How about it, have you figured it out?"

Li Muhan looked at the girl with a gentle smile and asked.

"...No, after they died, they all traveled through time and went to another world. I, what I'm sad about is that the male protagonist actually became the heroine's son in another world. They can no longer love each other!"

......

The atmosphere was a little solemn, and Li Muhan's tenderness turned into dead eyes at this moment.

I will report this TV series tomorrow.

Chapter 325 Autobots, Start

"Lin Ze! Are you sick? You can even call me! Do you think I'm dead or not?!"

In the office of the Director of the Special Administration Bureau, Chang Yue shouted at the other end of the phone as if no one else was watching: "I'm warning you! If you dare to burn my collection! I'm not done with you!"

Lu Shan didn't seem to care, perhaps because he was used to Chang Yue's character. He just sat on the back of the chair behind his desk with his eyes closed, waiting for Chang Yue to finish the call.

"No! Li Muhan has brain problems, and so do you! I know, you just want to find a reason to empty out my office, don't you!? No, no! That cabinet can't be opened!! Damn it! It's all my collection! It’s an orphan!! Stop!! Please!”

After a long struggle, Chang Yue hung up the phone, but after hanging up, he slumped on the sofa like a salted fish: "It's over, it's all over, my collection has been taken away in one pot..."

"...How many times have I told you not to bring those things to the office."

Lu Shan still closed his eyes and said, "That demon is already in Li Muhan's body now?"

Chang Yue slowly sat up straight, and seemed to be ready to talk about something serious: "Ah, here you go, what happened? You regretted it?"

"It's not that I regret it. Do you really plan to let Li Muhan go to the launching ceremony in three months?"

"It would be better to just let him go. If Moriarty will also come to the scene in person, then only Li Muhan can hope to catch him."

Lu Shan sighed; "Where is the person who studies Tai Sui?"

"You mean Wu Qin? He's locked up in our bureau. Don't think about it for the time being."

"Huh." Lu Shan snorted coldly and said, "He is Moriarty's student. I told you after the Tianhai City Earth Dragon Ancestor incident that kindness does not control troops, but we must eradicate the roots. But What about you? Not only did you not deal with Wu Qin, but you also let him take charge of the Science Council, and now he has caused so many things, ugh."

Chang Yue waved his hand impatiently; "Okay, Ren Wuqin's contribution to the Special Administration Bureau is not small. Don't worry, I will be responsible for his ideological education. At worst, I will give him a punch."

Lu Shan didn't say anything, but he was complaining in his heart: He is just an ordinary human being, and his combat power is at most Chaos level. If you punch him, isn't it equivalent to executing him?

"Okay, you are so old, stop being so stubborn. Just let the young people solve their own problems."

Chang Yue stood up from the sofa and walked towards the door.

"Where are you going?"

Lu Shan slowly opened his eyes and asked.

"As a young man, I can't keep chatting with an old man like you here. I have my own entertainment."

"...Don't cause any trouble, it's been very popular recently."

Lu Shan didn't stop Chang Yue. He knew without thinking that this guy was going to meet netizens again. The last time he came to Pingjing City to meet a female anchor, he was caught by the police during a pornographic crackdown. It was the General Administration of Special Administration who went out to pick him up. .

Chang Yue laughed twice, pushed the door open and left.

......

"Hurry up, you're so slow."

It wasn't until the girl behind him urged her a second time that Li Muhan yawned and walked out of the hotel room.

"Why are you panicking? The amusement park won't run away on its own."

"But if you go late, you have to queue again."

Xia Yue's words reminded Li Muhan of the time he went to the Tianhai City Theme Park before. It was also crowded with people. Fortunately, that theme park was invested and constructed by the Supernatural Management Division, so Yue Linglong let him and Xia Yue go through the back door. .

"It's only 9 o'clock now, so we shouldn't line up so early."

Li Muhan glanced at the time on his phone and said.

Xia Yue was already standing by the elevator. After pressing the button, she turned to look at Li Muhan dissatisfied and said, "This time is the peak period of the amusement park, and it is a holiday, so there will be a lot of people."

"You are quite familiar with amusement parks."

Li Muhan walked to the elevator and put on a denim jacket for Xia Yue. The guy left in such a hurry that he didn't even have time to put on his coat. Although vampires are not afraid of the cold, they only wear an undershirt in the winter to let others see. So much so that he thought he was abusing her.

"I worked part-time at an amusement park before! Wearing thick clothes and holding balloons."

"Ah? Do you still have this tortuous and bizarre experience?"

Li Muhan was a little surprised. He thought it was Xia Yue's first time going to the amusement park last time, but now it seems that he was overthinking it.

So she could tell at a glance that there was a person inside the doll costume, and she thought she was relying on smell or something.

"See what you can do."

Li Muhan took out a car key from his pocket.

Chang Yue asked the waiter in the hotel lobby to bring this to him last night. The car was also parked in the parking lot of this hotel. After all, Pingjing city is very big and the consumption level is also very high. If you want to go out for fun, it is better to drive by yourself. convenient.

"Hey, where are you going?"

Seeing Xia Yue get out of the elevator and walk towards the front door, Li Muhan quickly stopped her.

"...Go and stop the car."

"Didn't I tell you to drive today?"

Li Muhan showed the car key in his hand.

Xia Yue seemed to have remembered something, and immediately ran back to Li Muhan, so the two came to the hotel parking lot. From the shabby car key, Li Muhan had given up on the fantasy of luxury cars.

But after actually seeing the dirty old car, Li Muhan couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

After all, the amusement park is in the city center, not a place that can be reached within a few steps on foot.

"Li Muhan."

Xia Yue stood in front of the car, but had no intention of sitting in the passenger seat. She turned her head and showed a smile to Li Muhan: "How about I drive."

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Li Muhan was stunned.

"Can you still drive?"

"meeting."

If it were in the past, Li Muhan would definitely have said: "Don't be ridiculous, hurry up and sit in the passenger seat."

But after experiencing the gun dismantling incident yesterday, Li Muhan really felt that this little girl was hiding something secret. After all, she had been walking in this world for so many years. To be honest, being able to drive was not something that was too impressive. Shocking thing.

So he threw the keys to Xia Yue and walked to the passenger seat.

Seeing Xia Yue open the door, get in the car, and hold the steering wheel with such skillful movements, Li Muhan felt a little more relaxed.

But before he could completely let go, he suddenly saw that the girl had no intention of wearing a seat belt.