After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

"No, no, I'm waiting for you. You haven't contacted me. I've been missing you so much. Every time I saw you with that bat, I wanted to burn her to ashes. But now I've waited for you, my dear, I've finally waited for you... Woo."

Maybe Chi Yuan's voice was too loud, and Jin Wu on the side also heard her voice.

"Eh? Is it Sister Chiyuan? Why are you crying?"

Li Muhan simply turned on the hands-free function.

"Little Golden Crow? Why are you with Li Muhan..."

"This man is a guest at my house. He might even stay there tonight!"

The innocent little Jinwu directly said the most unspeakable words, and it was too late for Li Muhan to stop him.

Sure enough, a clattering sound came from the other end of the communicator, as if it was the sound of teeth rubbing against each other, and Cen Lin got goosebumps when he heard it.

"Really? So you've fallen in love with someone else again, and this time it's with Little Golden Crow. It seems like you really enjoy torturing people, dear."

Chi Yuan's resentful voice came from the other end of the communicator.

"Don't worry, dear. I'm not a grudge-bearing person. I won't blame Little Golden Crow. After all, you are so charming, just like the sun. It's natural that you would attract him. But... hehe... you actually dared to call me and provoke me... dear, you are so naughty. I will go find you. Wait for me."

Li Muhan quickly explained.

"No, no, no! There's nothing between me and this little birdman!! And I'm not the only one visiting her house! No, I'm not here as a guest! I'm here to do business!"

"Doing things?! Doing what things!? Doing things on the bed!? Or a wedding!? Wait, there's another person?! The dead bat!? Or that wolf!? How many women do you have!!!"

Cen Lin was already holding his chin up and looking at Li Muhan with an expression of watching a show.

This young man, at such a young age, there are so many things he can do, but he has to seek death.

After that, Li Muhan explained for more than half an hour, until his mouth was dry and his mouth was parched, and finally made Chi Yuan believe that he was here to do serious business. Cen Lin also greeted him symbolically.

This made Chi Yuan feel relieved.

"That's great, dear, you still love me... I know you love me..."

"Chi Yuan, I called you to ask you a favor. No, I want to ask you to ask Jin Wu to agree to a favor we asked her to do."

"?"

Chi Yuan didn’t understand. In fact, Li Muhan himself didn’t understand what was just said. He felt that his brain was too tired.

So long story short.

"Just tell Jinwu that I'm not a bad person."

After saying this, Li Muhan lay down on the table.

"I see... Little Jinwu, are you there?"

"Yes, sister! I'm here!"

Chi Yuan's voice became much more normal. It no longer had the sickly tone that she had when talking to Li Muhan. Instead, it became more gentle, like an older sister.

"This man is the one my sister loves the most, the one who is most important to her, and the one she hopes to spend her whole life with. From the moment I saw her for the first time, I already..."

So for the next half hour, Chi Yuan spent almost all of her time expressing her love for Li Muhan, while Cen Lin was already snoring on the table.

Li Muhan was also drowsy. Only Jin Wu was still listening with great interest, occasionally saying "Oh!", "Hmm!", "Like this!" to agree.

Finally, after a long period of preparation, Chi Yuan finally said something.

"So you don't have to worry, Little Jinwu. He is a good man. My sister's judgment is never wrong."

Chapter 101 Invitation to a Banquet

After hearing the last sentence, Li Muhan regained his spirits.

At the same time, I thank Chi Yuan from the bottom of my heart.

Although he didn't have much contact with her, Chi Yuan really believed in him from the bottom of his heart.

"But Xiao Jinwu, you must not fall in love with him, he is my sister's man."

"Don't worry, sister! I will never fall in love with such an ugly man!"

?

Li Muhan's head was full of questions.

I am ugly? ?

This is the first time I have heard such an evaluation in my life.

But on second thought, it makes sense. This Golden Crow has only met a few people and has been locked up here. He has not seen much of the world, so it is normal that his aesthetic taste has not been developed.

"I still like Uncle Chang Yue's type!"

puff--

Li Muhan barely vomited a mouthful of blood.

That 2D uncle who spends all day watching female anchors, playing games, and not doing his job? ? ?

I am not as good as him???

"Then I'm relieved, little Jinwu, you must listen to your brother."

"Got it! Goodbye, sister!"

After the call was disconnected, Jin Wu turned to look at Li Muhan and said angrily.

"You have to keep your word! Build me a big villa when the time comes!"

"Good, good, good."

“I want a big bathtub!!”

"big big big."

"I want a game console!"

"Machine, machine, machine."

Finally, we have found the location, and now we can move on to the second step.

Prepare food.

That's right.

Li Muhan's idea was that they should invite the two gods in the name of the Special Management Bureau and bring them together for a meal. Once they talked it out, the grudge would be resolved.

"No, they're all frozen foods."

Li Muhan shook his head after opening the refrigerator. These things were fine for eating by himself, but if they were to be used to entertain two gods, it would be too shabby to be justified.

"We need to treat emergencies in emergencies, Captain Li. There are no native creatures here, and we can't catch any animals even if we hunt. We can't send anything in from outside either."

Li Muhan looked at the frozen foods, and then looked at the relatively complete collection of seasonings on the side.

"You obviously don't cook, but you have prepared plenty of seasonings."

He turned to look at Jinwu and said with a smile.

Jinwu snorted coldly and folded his hands over his chest.

"Hmph~ These were bought for me by Sister Lin Ze, who told me to process the ingredients when I have time, but they will explode if I touch fire, so..."

"Reprocessing?"

Li Muhan paused, looked at the frozen meat and refrigerated foods, and suddenly an idea came to his mind.

"Okay, leave the preparations for the banquet to me."

"Captain Li, can you do this?"

Li Muhan grabbed the apron beside him and tied it around his body, revealing a confident smile.

"You can look down on me, but you can't look down on my cooking skills."

Although they didn't know what Li Muhan was going to prepare, Cen Lin and Jin Wu were both assigned other tasks.

At this moment, Cen Lin was sitting on the back of the Golden Crow, holding a freshly written invitation letter and flying towards somewhere.

He was very nervous and wondered what he was doing.

"I actually want to invite an alien god to eat in a cave... and eat frozen food. I hope the god won't blame me."

"Hey! Uncle! Why are you talking about my house?"

"No, no, just fly well..."

Under the guidance of Jinwu, Cen Lin soon saw a building on the top of the mountain, wrapped in thunderclouds.

It was a simple building made entirely of stone, but strangely, it was full of Chinese style.

"This Thanatos is quite creative."

Cen Lin said with a wry smile.

Jinwu placed Cen Lin at the entrance of the building and then took off.

"Then I'll go to the other side! Come on, uncle."

"Hey, good job to you too."

Cen Lin waved to the Golden Crow that had already flown away, then took a deep breath and walked into the stone building.

"Hey, I'm old, I never thought I'd have to go to the front line one day. I hope I can live to get my pension."

The interior of the building was dark, lit only by torches on either side.

"I want to build Chinese-style buildings, but I've only learned the basics."

Cen Lin groped his way along the wall as he walked deeper into the cave, commenting on the god's creation along the way.

Soon he walked through the passage and came to a spacious hall. It was estimated that the mountain was hollowed out and built into its current appearance.

These gods are so willful.

"Who is coming?"

A man's voice suddenly sounded, and then the figure sitting on the stone throne slowly raised his head.

At this moment, Cen Lin felt that his legs were shaking, and he had a feeling that he would be reaped by the god of death in the next second.

But he still suppressed the fear in his heart and displayed his usual gentlemanly demeanor.

"Respectful Lord Thanatos, the God of the Underworld."

He took off his hat and gloves and bowed respectfully to Thanatos.

"It's you? What do you want from the Special Management Bureau to see me for?"

"I have come to deliver this invitation, hoping that Lord Death will attend the banquet."

Just as Cen Lin raised his hand to take out the invitation, the man gently hooked his fingers, and the invitation in Cen Lin's hand immediately slipped out of his hand and flew into the hands of the god of death.

After opening the letter and reading it, the expression on Death's face relaxed slightly.

"Good, very well written. This invitation is very well written!"

Cen Lin thought, isn't this nonsense? I have been well-read for more than fifty years, so what's wrong with me writing an invitation letter to you foreigners?

"It's a pity that although the style is good, the wording is not good. It can be seen that the writer is still lacking in experience."

“Fuck you…!”

You, a foreign monk, really got the review?! Can you write one?! Why don’t you try to write one?!

The words that were about to come out of his mouth were forced back by Cen Lin.

"Okay! Since you are so sincere, and I am indeed in your territory, and you treat me very politely, then I will go to the banquet with you."

Cen Lin breathed a sigh of relief. This God of Death was relatively easy to deal with. He hoped that things would go smoothly with Jinwu as well.

at the same time.

The Golden Crow was flying across the endless ocean, looking for the temple built on the sea.

Finally, she saw a building on the sea level, so she flapped her wings and flew over.

This temple is quite standard, built basically with reefs. The Golden Crow transformed into a human form and came to the stone door and knocked on it.

"Open the door! Open the door!"