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Although the duck butt is a treasure, Silver Wolf is still a child, and Chen Mo is not such a beast.

Come on, who should be the first unlucky person?

I met Jingyuan when I came back yesterday, so the first person I created today is Jingyuan.

Video Title:

I See You as a Rich Evil Creature

The theme of the fairy boat is that the rich evil creatures are very awesome.

[Yanqing: Ah, it’s us Luofu again.]

[Su Shang: The title doesn’t specify that it’s the Luofu Fairy Boat.]

[Walter: There are so many secondary creation videos, but the only one that appeared was Luofu Xianzhou.]

[Heita: At present, the secondary creation videos are also following the pace of Starry Sky Train, and naturally only Luofu.]

[Fu Xuan: Oh, I am so tired. I wonder who is unlucky in this video.]

[Tingyun: Stop being a little girl (T▽T)]

.....

Tingyun now dreams of his head spiraling upwards and can't sleep well.

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

Luofu Immortal Boat, Shence Mansion.

Jingyuan took a nap comfortably on a soft sofa that was so soft that he could sink into it.

Yan Qing trotted over and said, "General, it's time to go to the meeting."

Jing Yuan said lazily: "Please ask for leave for me."

Yan Qing said helplessly: "You said last time that this was the last time you asked for leave."

Jing Yuan stretched and complained, "We have meaningless meetings all day long. If we really encounter a crisis,

"What about the future of our Xianzhou?"

Jing Yuan had no choice but to get up and go to the meeting.

Xingbao put on the glasses borrowed from the grass god next door and saw through Jingyuan's thoughts: "Let me see what's going on in the mind of someone who's slacking off all day."

Then what she saw was: a collection of strategies, a collection of tactics, and a collection of military strategies.

Xianzhou planning, handling of miscellaneous matters, emergency plan, emergency plan 2, balance of all parties, emergency plan 3, interpersonal relationships, successor selection...

"Xing, you're peeking at me, right?"

Jingyuan noticed Xingbao's peeping.

Xingbao took off his glasses in shock and sighed: "I shouldn't have been fooled by the lazy appearance."

"You all have dirty minds when playing tactics!"

Sure enough, the person who could become the Immortal Boat General was definitely not an ordinary person.

Chapter 200: Don't use the God to kill mosquitoes

[Yan Qing: As expected of a general, he looks lazy every day, but he is always thinking about the future of Xianzhou.]

[Bai Lu: Jing Yuan, you can do it. Someone who can become a general must have a very smart brain to be able to think about so many things at the same time.]

[Fu Xuan: I have to admit that even I am a little lacking in this regard.]

[Jing Yuan: Haha, everyone praised me, this is the general's duty.]

[Chen Mo: A general in Luofu is equivalent to the chief of a planet. A truly lazy person would definitely not be qualified for such an important position.]

[Qingque: It seems that only Taibu-sama is capable of succeeding the general.]

[Yukong: Indeed, when it comes to thinking, Fu Xuan is also the best. At least I can't handle so many official duties of the general.]

.....

Looking at everyone's flattery, Jingyuan sighed.

He was forced into the position of General Luofu.

This position was not originally his turn, but he was the only normal person left alive among the Five Heroes of Yunshang.

After the war, he was the only general capable of stabilizing the situation.

I originally thought that after two or three hundred years, there would definitely be a suitable person to succeed me.

As a result, he has been in office until now, and only now has someone like Fu Xuan appeared who is qualified to succeed the position of general.

I'm so tired. Once this matter is investigated thoroughly, I will resign and hand over the position to Fu Xuan. It's time for him, an old man, to retire.

Back to the video:

After the meeting, Jing Yuan lay listlessly on the conference table, tapping the virtual screen with his hand.

Yan Qing asked, "General, the meeting is over, why don't you go home?"

Jing Yuan put his face on the table and said, "Yan Qing, I have something I want to ask you for help with."

"To prevent you from being distracted, I locked the door of the conference room."

Yan Qing slumped to the ground, put his hands behind his back and asked, "Is the meeting really that tiring? Do you still want me to carry you back?"

Jing Yuan grabbed the sleeping lion Shuoxue's big paw and said, "Don't carry me, carry us."

So, Yanqing was staring at Jingyuan, and Jingyuan had Shuoxue on his head.

Yan Qing's young body had to bear a weight that he shouldn't have to bear at his age. His legs were shaking and he was swaying.

Jing Yuan taught Yan Qing: "Yan Qing, how do I teach you on a daily basis?"

"Don't just think about using brute force, use your brain more."

Yan Qing responded with difficulty: "Okay...Okay."

So, Yan Qing used his flying swords to form a chair shape and placed Jing Yuan and Shuo Xue on it.

However, it was still extremely difficult for Yan Qing to maintain the weight of Jing Yuan and Shuoxue.

Jing Yuan looked at the flying sword chair under his buttocks and said with satisfaction: "Well, it can send people home and practice flying swords. Let's popularize it among the Cloud Cavalry Army."

After a lot of hard work, Yan Qing accumulated strength and finally launched the chair.

[Xi'er: How lazy is this, to torture a little kid like Yanqing like this.]

[Fu Xuan: Well, although it is embarrassing, in fact, Jing Yuan has indeed reached the age where he needs someone to support him when he goes out.]

[Jing Yuan: Although I am an old man, I don’t need someone to support me when I go out. However, the practice method in the video seems to be quite good.]

[Yan Qing: General, please spare me∑( ̄□ ̄;)]

[Su Chang: Is this very strenuous? I can easily carry two people. (With great strength)]

[Yan Qing: Flying a sword is not a simple physical task, but if you carry a heavy object while flying the sword, it may really help you improve your sword-flying skills.]

[Chen Mo: Since you want to fly a sword, then don’t use a one-handed sword. It’s not domineering at all. A real man should use a giant sword!]

[Xing: Don’t teach the little boy bad things. How can a little guy like Yanqing handle a giant sword?]

[Luka: I think that makes sense. If I weren’t so used to fists, I’d also like to play with a giant sword.]

.....

Right, a real man must play with a giant sword.

And it has to be a one-handed giant sword. It’s not enough to just swing it, you also have to be able to dance with the giant sword.

Back to the video:

In the backyard of the Shen Ce Mansion, Jing Yuan sat on a cushion with his eyes closed and a long sword in his right hand.

"If this disaster is not eliminated, people will never have peace."

"I... must take action."

"It's now!"

Jing Yuan suddenly opened his eyes, golden thunder enveloped the yard, and the God appeared.

"My mighty spirit, respect my command."

"Behead! No mercy!"

The wind was raging wildly, and just as the knife was about to chop down, Yan Qing quickly hugged him from behind and pulled him back.

Because Jing Yuan is going to chop down a group of mosquitoes.

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"Not only does he suck my blood, he even specially conducts team building in my ear (▼皿▼#)!"

It can be seen that Jing Yuan was very frustrated by these mosquitoes, and he was about to launch a major attack to cut down the Shen Ce Mansion as well.

Yan Qing desperately pulled Jing Yuan and persuaded him: "It's just a mosquito, it's not that serious, it's really not that serious."

Congratulations on unlocking the achievement, using a cannon to kill a mosquito.

[Shiluwa: Good fellow, using a god to kill a mosquito, isn't this a waste?]

[March 7: Mosquitoes are indeed annoying, but it is not necessary to kill one thousand enemies and lose ten thousand of your own.]

[Jizi: It sucks blood, very annoying, and can never be killed. It seems a bit like a bounty monster.]

[Jing Yuan: Hiss, mosquitoes, we don’t seem to have such things on our immortal boat.]

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[Fu Xuan: It’s a different era now. Mosquitoes could have been eradicated long ago within the scope of prevention.]

[Esther: I don’t think I’ve ever encountered mosquitoes. It’s impossible for mosquitoes to appear in the space station.]

[Black Tower: It may be difficult to make mosquitoes disappear from the planet, but it can be easily done in a small, closed environment.]

[Pera: Belloberg has been in an extremely cold environment. Maybe mosquitoes will appear when the climate warms up in the future?]

[Walter: People who have never been bothered by mosquitoes are really lucky. If it were me, I would probably go crazy and do everything I could to kill mosquitoes.]

[Chen Mo: Yes, one of my dreams was to make mosquitoes extinct on the planet.]

[Pharmacist: This crazy hunter is like a mosquito, chasing me around and shooting arrows at me all day long. There is nothing more annoying than this guy.]

[Lan: I will chase you until forever or the end.]

[Ahaha: Wow, what a touching confession. How about you two get married right here?]

[Lan: The pharmacist is a man (▼皿▼#)! ]

[Pharmacist: Maybe I look like a woman, but I am actually a man (▔,▔)ㄏ]

[Ahaha: I know, but isn’t that better? ( ̄▽ ̄)σ]

[Lan: Ahaha, you #?@仙舟污口…]

[Pharmacist: You really have a serious illness. Ahaha, you have a serious illness and you need treatment.]

.....

This Ah Ha is really looking for fun, no matter how big the event is, the audience watching is trembling with fear.

Chapter 201: General Jing Yuan is making plans again

Today, Jingyuan's second video is up, titled:

"Fu Xuan: General Jing Yuan is making empty promises again!"

Drawing cakes for profit is a common practice in the workplace.

[Fu Xuan: I keep making promises every day, but I am still just an acting general.]

[Jing Yuan: It’s almost there, it’s really soon this time. I’m old, and I can’t be a general any more.]

[Qingque: Master Taibu, please upgrade slowly. I, the little bird, can’t stand it (T▽T)]

[Chen Mo: Qingque, if you want to return to your lazy days sooner, then find a talented junior to train.]

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