[Bluebird: Woohoo, it's not that easy. I estimate I'll have to wait at least one or two hundred years before I can get it.]
[Jizi: This is indeed too cruel for those who like to slack off.]
[Esther: Hey, the others in "840" envy the promotion and salary increase, but Qingque just wants to relax and do nothing.]
[Alan: This is my personal pursuit.]
.....
Everyone wants to relax and slack off, but not everyone has the ability to slack off and not get fired.
On the big screen, the video starts playing:
Luofu Immortal Boat, Shence Mansion.
Jing Yuan called Fu Xuan over and said to her, "These documents will be handed over to Fu Qing."
Fu Xuan, who was buried in the documents with only his head sticking out, collapsed and yelled: "General, can't you write it yourselfヽ(#`Д′)ノ!?"
Jing Yuan pretended to be cute and said: "I am doing this to develop your abilities, keep working hard."
There was no other choice. In order not to be exhausted by these documents, Fu Xuan called Qingque again.
Fu Xuan said to Qingque in a tone that showed he had high hopes for you: "Qingque, in order to develop your abilities, these documents are given to you."
Qingque held the cup of milk tea and said reluctantly: "But I'm already off work."
Fu Xuan used the temptation of promotion and salary increase: "Don't you want to get a promotion and salary increase and achieve something?"
Qingque took a sip of milk tea and said: "But I am already very satisfied now."
These words hurt Fu Xuan's heart. She remembered what Jing Yuan said to her: I give you this important task so that you can take the position of general as soon as possible.
At that time, she was moved because it showed the general's thoughtfulness.
With the words that could be used as a reference, Fu Xuan immediately said to Qingque: "Ahem, I gave you this important task to train you so that you can take the position of Grand Diviner."
However, Qingque had seen through everything and said, "Master Taibu, you don't want to do it, so just leave it to me."
Fu Xuan was embarrassed and a big sweat appeared on his forehead: "Uh, how could it be?"
Qingque asked again: "Is it because General Jingyuan was lazy that he threw the work to you?"
"Impossible." Fu Xuan confidently took out his phone and called Jing Yuan: "Hello, General."
Jing Yuan: "Hey, Fu Qing, I'm busy with work, eh, everything is a mess."
Fu Xuan: "Σ(△|||)!?"
Jing Yuan: "Uh, I'll hang up first."
Qingque, who was standing by, spread his hands and said, "Look, what did I just say?"
As the god of slacking off, how could Qingque not see through other people's tricks of slacking off?
[Fu Xuan: General Jingyuan, you are such a bad guy, but, well, forget it, you are an old man too.]
[Jing Yuan: Oh, it's so kind of you to understand me.]
[Qingque: General Jingyuan has made many promises to our Lord Taibu over the years, but I will not be moved by them. (Proud)]
[Tingyun: But Qingque, you will have no fish to catch from now on, and your fellow players will be sad.]
[Bluebird: Woohoo, I am so miserable, I hope that genius can come and save me from this dire situation (T▽T)]
[Jing Yuan: Young people should be motivated, and old people like me should enjoy the life of retirement and idleness.]
[Hua: Jingyuan should indeed retire and take a rest. Come to think of it, I am also approaching retirement age.]
.....
They are all old. Although the people in Xianzhou are long-lived, a thousand years of time is as short as a moment on the scale of the universe.
Back to the video:
Hearing Jing Yuan playing cards over the phone, Fu Xuan was so sad and frustrated that he bent forward: "Has the general been PUAing me all this time?"
Qingque said righteously at this time: "Grandmaster, the general has to do his own work."
"We can't let ourselves be wronged, you listen to me 0..."
The scene changed and Fu Xuan arrived at the card hall.
Seeing Jing Yuan playing cards, Fu Xuan went over and shouted: "General, this is your own job, please don't throw it to me!"
Jing Yuan was startled by this sudden appearance and said guiltily: "What's wrong with Fu Qing?"
"I'm doing this to develop your abilities."
Fu Xuan stared at the table and said, "Is this the reason why you came out to play mahjong?"
Jing Yuan was a little embarrassed, and quickly said: "Ahem, I just want to earn some military pay."
"Young people should not be too concerned about gains and losses in the workplace."
Fu Xuan asked angrily: "Then what did I get (▼皿▼#)?"
"Of course..." Jing Yuan didn't know how to answer and started to talk nonsense: "Well, sometimes you have to look far ahead and not just focus on the present."
Fu Xuan looked at Jing Yuan with a gloomy face and said: "My long-term vision is now fixed on your position."
Jing Yuan was even more embarrassed and speechless: "Ah, this..."
Fu Xuan continued to follow Qingque's instructions and said, "Even if we can live for a long time, we never know when an accident might happen."
“Shouldn’t we enjoy every day?”
Jing Yuan stroked his chin and thought: "Hiss, it seems... that's the truth."
Fu Xuan continued: "We should not be bound by heavy official duties, but should enjoy ourselves in time and create a relaxed working environment."
“No overtime! No involution!”
Jing Yuan exclaimed: "Fu Qing is right, I understand!"
The scene changed, and Fu Xuan was sitting in the general's seat, with a mountain of documents piled on his desk.
Jing Yuan changed into a beach casual outfit and waved goodbye to Fu Xuan who was sitting in his seat: "From today on, you are General Fu Xuan, and I am going to enjoy my retirement life."
"As for the work system reforms, I'll leave it to you to implement."
Fu Xuan: "Ah (ー〃)???"
Small head, big question mark.
Fu Xuan was overwhelmed by a lot of question marks. Although she became a general, this seemed to be different from what she expected! .
Chapter 202: Kill Jing Yuan, I can be a general now
[Fu Xuan: Suddenly, I don’t seem to want to be a general so much.]
[Jing Yuan: Fu Qing, I will really abdicate after a while, so you must not have any problems with your thinking.]
[March 7: Qingque's transformation of slacking off has created a miraculous result.]
[Qingque: Uh, isn't this exactly what Taibu-sama wants?]
[Heita: Someone who has already decided to take an easy job is suddenly pushed to a high position. This feeling, tsk tsk.]
[Chen Mo: So the truth of this world is that hard work is not as good as a good family background. As long as you have a good family background, you can live a comfortable life without having to work.]
[Esther: I disagree. No matter how good your family background is, you have to work hard to pursue your own value, otherwise you will have to go back and inherit the family property.]
[Xing: Ahem, if Estelle doesn't mind, how about I inherit your family fortune?]
[Sambo: My family, please remember to give some soup to poor old Sambo.]
[Jepard: The potato soup in the Iron Guard is good, old Sambo, come and try it.]
.....
Old Sambo said that he had a very picky taste and that the potato soup in Area 07 and the special private room could not satisfy him.
Next up is the next video, titled:
《Fu Xuan: General, I am not angry~》
It seems that Jing Yuan has offended Fu Xuan again.
[Su Chang: It looks like General Jing Yuan is bullying Fu Taibu again. This is not good.]
[Jingyuan: How could that be? It must be a misunderstanding.]
[Fu Xuan: It better be a misunderstanding. Otherwise, even if it is a second-hand video, I will still hold a grudge against you (?`~?)! ]
[Chen Mo: Fu Xuan is getting more and more amusing with the secondary creation video.]
[Fu Xuan: Chen Mo, you are also a bad guy (?`~?)! ]
[Xing: Ahem, now I should say that Fu Qing is really interesting. (Funny)]
[March 7: Fu Qing is really interesting. (Funny)]
[Fu Xuan: You are all bad guys (▼皿▼#)! ]
.....
Fu Xuan was so angry that she felt that everyone bullied her because she was still a little young and had not grown taller yet.
After a few decades or a hundred years, when I have grown into a beautiful girl with long legs, no one will make fun of me anymore.
The camera turns to the big screen and the video starts playing:
At the beginning, it was Fu Xuan who was PUAing Qingque: "Qingque, I'm telling you, as long as you follow me, you will have endless opportunities to catch fish in the future."
Qingque said: "Master Taibu, but that will have to wait until you become a general."
"By the way, when will you become a general?"
Fu Xuan smiled confidently and said, "Okay, come with me to the Qiongguan Formation, and I'll see how the Qiongguan Formation predicts."
In her opinion, even without the observation of the Qiongguan formation, it would be a short time for her to be promoted to a general.
Arriving at the Qiongguan Formation and activating the prediction, Fu Xuan saw the scene ten years later:
Jing Yuan: "Fu Qing, if you keep working hard, I will make you the general of Luofu in a while."
Fu Xuan: "Really? That's great!"
One hundred years later:
Jing Yuan: "Mr. Fu, you have a lot of experience. When I abdicate in a while, I will let you be the general of Luofu."
Fu Xuan had two dark circles under his eyes: "Really? That's great!"
Five hundred years later:
Fu Xuan has been laid to rest.
Jing Yuan said to Fu Xuan's grave: "Hey, Fu Qing, if you can hold on for another two hours, you will be the general of Xianzhou Luofu."
"There is no other way. Let Yanqing be the next general."
Yan Qing: "Thank you, Master!"
.....
Seeing that Fu Xuan had finished his observations, Qingque asked, "Master Taibu, what do you think?"
Fu Xuan's face turned cold, and he said: "Qingque, I can become a general today."
As he spoke, Fu Xuan took out a large kitchen knife that shone with cold light: "Bring the knife with you tonight, and come with me to chop Jing Yuan into pieces (▼皿▼#)!"
Qingque: "=????(???????)!?"
What on earth did I see in the Qiongguan Formation?
[Fu Xuan: General Jing Yuan, you don’t really have such an idea, do you?]
[Jing Yuan: Slander, defamation, Fu Qing, let’s not talk about anything else, do you think I can live another 500 years?]
[Fu Xuan: That’s true. Even though the live broadcast room has been extended for two hundred years, you still can’t outlast me.]
[Yan Qing: Well, let me make it clear in advance that I only want to be Luofu's sword master and have no intention of becoming a general.]
[Jingliu: How can you be so timid, you useless disciple? You can also fight for the position of general.]
[Yan Qing: Forget about the position of general (¬_¬)]
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