She asked Xingbao: "The second item on the complaint form is that the employee harassed you in the middle of the night. What's going on?"

Xingbao said aggrievedly: "He knocked on the office door in the middle of the night, and the noise was so loud that I couldn't rest at all."

Pera was puzzled: "Knock on the door?"

Xingbao: "Yes, knock on the door and let me let him out."

Pera suddenly had a cosmic storm in her mind: it was her mother's.

Even though Pera was knowledgeable and talented, she didn't know what words to use to describe this inhuman behavior.

Before she could recover, Xingbao started making outrageous capitalist remarks again: "Young people nowadays don't work 24 hours a day, they just want to get off work!"

Pera took a deep breath, and the things in her heart that she wanted to say but couldn't put into words finally condensed into one sentence: "Streetlight or cell? You choose one."

Xingbao said arrogantly: "A mere cell can't hold me."

Pera understood: "So you choose street lights, right?"

So, the evil capitalist was hung on the street lamp.

[Xing: Very good, so I have unlocked the character of the evil capitalist again (▔,▔)]

[March 7: Not only is he evil, he is simply the most cruel and inhuman capitalist in the universe.]

[Silver Wolf: Chen Mo, isn't it time for you, a revolutionary, to stand up?]

[Chen Mo: I understand. I will definitely teach this capitalist a lesson tonight.]

[Xing: Auntie Jizi, March 7th, you two have to save me =????(???????)! ]

[Jizi: There is no hope. Just wait for death.]

[March 7: The battlefield is too brutal, a rookie like me should take a break and come back in a few days.]

[Xing: The two of us are too disloyal, how can I do it alone? (>д<)! ]

[Su Chang: What kind of punishment is that? How can it scare you like this?]

[Fu Xuan: Children, don’t be curious about these things.]

[Su Shang: But isn’t Master Taibu a child?]

[Fu Xuan: Your whole family is made up of childrenヽ(#`Д′)ノ!!]

......

This really makes Mr. Type-C mad!

She, Fu Xuan, is already an adult on the immortal boat, right?

It's just that she is already an adult and still has this height and figure...

Could it be that it won’t grow any longer in the future? =????(???????)?

Of course, if Ms. Type-C is willing, Chen Mo can help her solve this problem.

Okay, time to watch the next video.

Although Kafka's companion mission has been completed, she is still recognized as a good mother to Xingbao.

The title of this video is:

"Shocked Kafka for a Whole Year"

Kafka hasn't appeared on camera for a few days, and I could only sigh helplessly when I saw the title.

[Kafka: Well, what is it this time?]

[Sam: What on earth could shock Kafka?]

[Ling Ke: Could it be that Sister Xing has done something strange again?]

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[Yan Qing: I agree. The only person who can make Kafka lose her composure so frequently is a daughter who is not easy to take care of.]

[Xing: So it falls on me again.]

[Jing Yuan: This is the treatment of a star, the protagonist of the game and the protagonist of the live broadcast room.]

[Xing: Whoever wants to be the protagonist can be the protagonist (¬_¬)]

.....

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

On the Starry Sky Train, Kafka came to visit her daughter.

Kafka: "Xingbao, I'm here to see you."

Hearing his mother's voice, Xingbao ran over excitedly: "Mom!"

Kafka frowned when she saw Xingbao and asked, "You went to look through the trash can again?"

..... 0 0

Xingbao, who was holding a trash can on his head, asked curiously, "How did you know?"

Kafka was speechless. You have a trash can on your head, don’t you know that?

The scene changes, and Kafka says to Xingbao: "Xingbao, do you know?"

“In fact, 50% of human genes are just like the banana on your head.”

Xingbao expressed doubts: "Is it true?"

"So I'm my mom's child, so my dad is... a banana?"

Silver Wolf, who was far away in the Star Core Hunter Base, sneezed: "Ah, who scolded me?"

Why Silver Wolf?

Because she is Jiao Tailang.

[Silver Wolf: Damn Jiao Tailang, and when did I become her father (▼皿▼#)? ]

[Heita: In the earliest speculation, everyone thought that Xing was the genetic product of you and Kafka. Kafka was the mother, so you were naturally the father.]

[Kafka: This is really an outrageous conclusion...]

[Esther: It seems that I did think so at the beginning.]

[Natasha: Theoretically, this technology is actually feasible.]

[March 7: Xingbao, why don’t you go and meet your father quickly? (Funny)]

[Xing: March 7, tonight I will be on the same side with Chen Mo, you should prepare to die (▼皿▼#)! ]

[March 7: I was wrong, please have mercy on me and forgive me.]

[Chen Mo: I don’t need teammates, both of you have to take my beating ( ̄▽ ̄)σ]

.....Four.

Chapter 216: Shocking Kafka for a Whole Year

Back to the video:

Xingbao asked curiously: "Mom, how did the members of the Star Core Hunter become what they are now?"

Kafka began to lie to the child, answering: "As for me, I was bitten by a spider."

"Wow~" In Xingbao's mind, Kafka was bitten on the forehead by a pig.

Kafka quickly corrected him: "Not that pig!"

Xingbao asked again: "What about Silver Wolf?"

Kafka replied: "A wolf bite."

Xingbao's mind flashed with the image of Silver Wolf being bitten on the head by a wolf.

Xingbao asked again: "What about the blade?"

Kafka replied again: "I was bitten by Danheng."

Xingbao's mind flashed with the scene of Ah Ren being bitten on the head by Dan Heng, and he suddenly realized: "So that's how it is. No wonder he wants revenge."

[Blade: Huh?]

[Danheng: ah?]

[Ahaha: I really like the lines when people are shocked, huh?]

[Silver Wolf: What kind of nonsense is this? An antique superhero movie? (vomiting blood)]

[Walter: Bitten by a spider. I do remember the movie Spider-Man.]

[March 7: Ah Ren was bitten by Dan Heng, this setting is so interesting.]

[Tingyun: If this setting is true, then Mr. Aren should turn into a dragon.]

[Bai Lu: If one can transform after being bitten, then the whole world would be filled with superheroes.]

[Chen Mo: You are a dragon, that’s fine too.]

[Xi'er: You, what are you saying again that we don't understand?]

[Bronya: This is the benefit of being well-informed. You know more jokes than us.]

[Fu Xuan: Humph, just some meaningless stuff.]

.....

Although he said it was meaningless, Fu Xuan actually envied those who could travel everywhere.

But as a wife, she is busy with all kinds of affairs, so how can she have the time to go out for a walk?

When she succeeds the general, I'm afraid she will have even less free time.

Thinking from this perspective, she seemed to be able to understand Qingque a little bit.

The position of general was what she wanted, but now she also wanted more and more to have some leisure time.

Back to the video:

Kafka said to Xingbao, "Xingbao, I'm sorry that I came to see you after such a long time."

"Today, I can make an exception and grant you one wish."

Xingbao asked expectantly, "Can any wish really be fulfilled?"

Kafka smiled and nodded: "Of course."

Xingbao expressed his grievances: "Mom, I want to drink milk."

Snap!

It was very loud, so Kafka gave him a big slap in the face.

The child is already so old, but he still wants to drink milk.

Kafka used her words to hypnotize Xingbao and said, "Listen to me, no, you don't want to drink milk."

Xingbao said, "Mom, I don't want to stop drinking milk."

It seems that the obsession is very strong, and the word magic is not very effective.

This wish didn't work, so Na Xing said another wish: "Mom, I want a figurine."

Kafka asked, "No problem, what kind do you want? Mom will buy it for you."

So, Xingbao brought Kafka to the Black Tower Space Station, pointed at the Black Tower figure and said, "Mom, I want this."

Kafka immediately held her forehead with her hand and felt a headache coming on: "It's normal for children to have those needs when they reach puberty."

"As a parent, we just need to guide our children well..."

Kafka was halfway through thinking when Xingbao said, "I want to take it apart and see what it is made of."

Kafka thought to herself: "So he was just curious about the structure of the doll. What was I thinking?"

"You actually put your own dirty thoughts on this innocent child."

Well, maybe it looks innocent.

"Come, Mom will help you dismantle it."

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