Star Dome Railway: The Beginning of the Second Creation of Kafka's Mother

[Chen Mo: There is no sense of disobedience at all. 843 Silver Wolf and Brownie are both hacker game girls.]

[Natasha: There is indeed no sense of disharmony, except that the hairstyle is basically the same.]

[Suchang: Rakshasa is actually transformed by Otto (*???)]

[Yanqing: I don’t quite understand what you mean. Does it mean that the people here are played by the people next door∑(￣□￣;)?]

[Xi'er: Ah, my head hurts so much, I feel like I need to grow a brain.]

[Ahaha: Oh, is there a possibility? Each of us is a so-called actor, but when we are performing, we have no memory of being an actor.]

[Black Tower: Hiss, it’s really scary when you think about it!]

[Boshizun: The chance of this happening is extremely small, but it does exist.]

[Fu Li: A question that I don’t know how to think about or how to verify.]

[Void IX: Boredom, hanging.]

[March 7: If this is true, I am already scared.]

[Tingyun: I am already trembling with fear. Am I really the one playing Rita next door?]

[Chen Mo: You guys are overdoing it. You are just playing it for Ah Ha’s amusement.]

[Ahaha: Tsk tsk, you are indeed the one who beat me up.]

.....

Chen Mo was speechless. Such a pure prank video could actually scare people.

Chapter 233: Taibusi's Story

Today's second video is titled:

The Story of Taipusi 01

Taibusi, it’s 01, someone is going to panic.

[Fu Xuan: This, this is, a whole series =????(???????)]

[Qingque: Damn it, it’s already a series, I can’t escape it either.]

[March 7: Oh no, this is the first time I’ve included numbers in my video.]

[Bronya: Conservatively speaking, there may be at least three such videos.]

[Jing Yuan: It seems that Fu Qing will be on camera more often in the future. This is really cause for celebration. This is really cause for celebration.]

[Fu Xuan: Congratulations, you big-headed ghost (▼皿▼#)! ]

.....

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

The first paragraph, an avatar with no desire to communicate.

In Taibu Si, Fu Xuan sent a message to Qingque.

Fu Xuan: Qingque, go and receive the representatives sent by the company. The project is very important, so don't mess it up.

Qingque: Okay, Master Taibu.

Fu Xuan looked at the message with the expression of an old man on the subway, and was shocked by Qingque's dog-head avatar with its head tilted to sleep.

"Forget it, let Xingbao go."

the next day.

Fu Xuan sent another message to Qingque.

Fu Xuan: Qingque, go write the general's speech for tomorrow, and make sure the content is appropriate.

Qingque: No problem, I’ll write it now.

Fu Xuan looked at the message and checked the old man's phone again, because Qingque had changed his profile picture to a monkey staring at a computer.

"Forget it, let Xingbao write it."

As a serious fortune teller, she really couldn't stand Qingque's weird avatars.

a few days later.

"Why didn't Qingque, that damn girl, come to work again today?"

"I want to see what excuses she can come up with today."

So Fu Xuan took out his cell phone and sent a message to Qingque.

Fu Xuan: Where did you go if you weren’t at work?

Qingque: (Automatic reply) I am dead, burn some paper if you have any questions.

Our Fu Taibu has become the emoticon on the mobile phones of the elderly people on the subway again, and this time Qingque’s avatar has been changed to his real self.

But the portrait was in black and white, and it said "Died in the Line of Duty" on it.

The nickname is Let Me Touch a Fish, and the address is Luofu Ten Kings Division.

Did Wang Si go to slack off and play cards?

[Bronya: These portraits of Qingque are quite interesting.]

[Xi’er: What’s so interesting about this? Your aesthetic is really weird.]

[Fu Xuan: You are such a good Qingque. You even use death in the line of duty as an excuse just to slack off (?`~′?)]

[Qingque: It's unfair, Master Taibu, I would never use such an excuse no matter how outrageous it is!]

[Chen Mo: Yes, if you use this excuse too much, be careful that it might turn out to be the wolf coming.]

[Fu Xuan: Hey, if there were a few more hardworking people in the Taibu Division, I wouldn’t have to endure Qingque’s anger all day long.]

[Qingque: Well, Master Taibu, I have been working very hard recently and have not been late or left early.]

[Jizi: I didn't come in late or leave early, which really made it difficult for Qingque.]

.....

Back to the video:

The second paragraph is about the ingenious Fu Xuan.

Xingbao ran to Taibusi to find Fu Xuan.

"Master Taibu, please help me calculate what the weather will be like tomorrow."

"Master Taibu, help me calculate how many draws I have to make to draw you?"

"Master Taibu, please help me calculate what the x in this problem is equal to?"

Xingbao asked three questions straight away, and Fu Xuan said impatiently: "I'm so annoyed. What do you want me to help you with?"

Xingbao thought for a moment, then said, "Then let's calculate how much money I can make in the future."

Fu Xuan calculated with his fingers and said, "In the future, you will have as much money as you want."

Xingbao was very surprised to hear this: "It's so much, it's really great!"

Then the scene changed, and Xingbao was begging on the streets of Beloberg, crying and holding a banknote in his hand.

"I have received five credit points today. Master Fu Xuan is truly amazing (Ｔ▽Ｔ)"

It really is true that you can get as much as you want.

[Kafka: How did this silly kid end up begging for food?]

[Silver Wolf: Maybe he participated in some weird begging activity.]

[Shiluwa: It is also possible that there were too many trash cans on the Starry Sky Train and they were kicked out. (Funny)]

[Xing: No matter what I do, I won’t end up begging on the streets of Beloberg (￢_￢)]

[Hook: That's for sure. With my dark master Hook protecting us, the Glory team members will definitely not have to beg for food.]

[Chen Mo: Why don’t you say thank you to Lord Hook?]

[Xing: Thank you, Lord Hook.]

[Clara: Thank you, Lord Hook.]

[March 7: Thank you, Lord Hook.]

.....

The Mole Gang has a Star God-level combat capability, and its leader, the dark Lord Hook, should be the most powerful figure in the universe.

However, the question that Lord Hook has to think about today is whether to have fried rice or ramen for dinner.

Back to the video:

The third paragraph is about the concern of the Lord.

I recalled the scene yesterday when I was in a hurry and fell flat on the ground in front of Lord Taibu.

Qingque lay weakly on the table and said: "Hey, Xingbao, I fell flat on my face in front of Master Taibu yesterday. It was so embarrassing."

Xingbao was extremely shocked and said: "You are so mean. You threw the dog and even stole other people's food."

Qingque was stunned for a moment, then slammed the table and complained: "Don't break the sentence in weird places (▼皿▼#)!"

After saying that, Qingque sighed again: "Oh, Monday is so annoying, I have to go to work again."

“I really hate Mondays.”

Fu Xuan heard this and said, "Then you will start working from next week, Tuesday to Sunday."

Although Qingque (money) wanted to complain, he could only say: "Thank you."

Fu Xuan asked: "Why are you scratching your head and ears during work? Do you have ADHD?"

Qingque said in surprise: "Master Taibu, how did you know?"

"ADHD has indeed troubled me for many years. I wonder if Master Taibu can grant me leave to see a doctor."

Fu Xuan smiled and said, "It's just ADHD. I can cure it."

After a period of time.

Xingbao ran to the Taibu Division and asked Fu Xuan: "Master Taibu, Qingque hasn't come to see me during working hours for two weeks. Did something unexpected happen?"

Fu Xuan said: "It's nothing, I just helped her treat her ADHD."

Xingbao was surprised and asked: "You also know medical skills?"

Fu Xuan replied: "She has been lying in the hospital for two weeks, motionless."

Xingbao immediately stood in awe: "You are worthy of being Master Taibu."

Chapter 234: I was the one who farted, Master Taibu

[Walter: So the treatment for ADHD is to beat the patient until he or she can’t move (*???)]

[Bai Lu: Logically speaking, there seems to be no problem.]

[Yukong: Miss Bailu, you are a doctor. Isn't it inappropriate to say this? (ー〃)]

[Natasha: ADHD is mostly caused by attention deficit disorder. Of course, Miss Qingque’s condition is simply that she doesn’t want to go to work.]

[Chen Mo: What should I do if my subordinates don’t want to go to work? Just beat them up. (Funny)]

[Fu Xuan: It seems that I really have to teach Qingque a lesson.]

[Qingque: Master Taibu, I was wrong. I have been working really hard recently. Please don’t listen to other people’s nonsense (＞д＜)!]

[Silver Wolf: Look how scared the child was. He lay in the hospital for two weeks without moving. He was either beaten to the point of having fractures all over his body or turned into a vegetable.]

[Jing Yuan: Fu Qing is so violent. This general is a little scared. I will handle the handover of the general's position as soon as possible.]

[Fu Xuan: Uh, why am I not very happy when I hear this news?]

[Topa: Maybe I've listened to it too much, or maybe I've watched too many secondary creation videos, and I feel that the position of general is too tiring.]

.....

This made Jing Yuan a little nervous. If Fu Xuan didn't want to be a general anymore, wouldn't he have to do it for a few hundred more years?

Forget it. He is too tired to wait for another suitable successor.