The following video is titled:

《Fu Xuan: Come on, make Taibusi go bankrupt! 》

Another interesting little story from Taibusi.

[Fu Xuan: As expected, you are planning to attack me with a combo today. (vomiting blood)]

[Ji Zi: How upset must Ms. Fu Xuan be to say something like the one in the title?]

[March 7: Needless to say, he must have been pissed off by Qingque.]

[Qingque: Don’t throw everything on my head (▔□▔)]

[Su Chang: But it is true that Qing Que is the only one who has always made Fu Taibu angry.]

.....

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

Taibusi, Qingque came to work in a hurry.

Fu Xuan, who was guarding the gate, asked: "Qingque, you were late yesterday, why are you late again today?"

Qingque explained: "Because you told me yesterday why you didn't leave yourself at home."

Fu Xuan's eyes looked murderous, and Qingque was shaking with fear.

At this time, Xingbao arrived: "I'm sorry, Master Taibu, I'm late too."

Fu Xuan asked Xing Bao (ahae): "What's going on with you?"

Xingbao replied: "I was driving the Xingcha today and encountered a drunk driver from the Yunqi Army, so I was delayed for a while."

Fu Xuan expressed his curiosity: "How can you, a minor who is less than one year old, drive a star raft?"

Xingbao continued to explain: "I told Yunqijun that I was a minor, and she said that minors cannot drink, so it is absolutely impossible for me to drink and drive."

"Then she let me go."

Fu Xuan sighed and said, "Let me guess, that Cloud Cavalryman is Su Chang."

Xingbao was surprised: "How did you calculate Σ(△|||)?"

Is this even worth calculating?

[Chen Mo: As expected of Li Dazhentou, he still performs as usual.]

[Su Chang: Is there anything wrong? Minors cannot drink alcohol, so she definitely wasn’t driving under the influence.]

[Qing Ni: Is it possible that minors are not allowed to drive a star raft?]

[Su Chang: Wait, minors cannot drive Xingcha, minors cannot drink alcohol, so what about minors who are drunk driving... ahhh, I feel dizzy, I feel dizzy (▔□▔)]

[Yanqing: Ah this... this, Suchang this, ahem, I'm afraid I'm not qualified for some jobs.]

[Fu Xuan: It’s simple. Just don’t let her do anything that requires her brain.]

[Bronya: Fortunately, Seele is a little stronger than Sushang.]

[Xi'er: Hey, what do you mean by a little bit stronger? I am many times stronger than Su Chang (?`~′?)]

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Su Chang's brain once again refreshed everyone's cognition. After all, most of the nutrients needed for brain development went to other places.

Back to the video:

When Qingque and Fu Xuan exchanged souls.

The Dragon Set Diviner saw that Fu Xuan (Qingque) arrived very late, so he asked: "Master Diviner, why did you come so late to the morning meeting today?"

Fu Xuan (Qingque) was a little confused: "Is there a morning meeting today?"

Qingque (Fu Xuan) on the side quickly defended his image: "Ahem, what our Master Taibu meant is that as everyone knows, the characters of the Starry Sky Railway are all paper people."

"It is actually quite normal for two-dimensional creatures to have no concept of time."

The extra fortune teller said, "It's too profound. You are worthy of being the Grand Fortune Teller."

It's so profound that I can't understand it at all.

[Fu Xuan: What the hell is this soul swap? (▼皿▼#)? ]

[Fu Xuan: Damn it, if Qingque dares to embarrass himself by using my body, I will never forgive him (メ`[]′)/]

[Qingque: Although I’m scared, does this mean that I can blatantly slack off at work? (/≧▽≦)/~]

[Fu Xuan:青鸟ヽ(#`Д′)ノ! ]

[Qingque: Ahhhhh, Master Taibu, I was wrong. I repent. I am a bastard (>д<)]

[Xing: Hey, these two people (▔,▔)]

[Black Tower: When Fu Xuan becomes a general, Qing Que becomes a fortune teller, hiss, Yan Qing becomes the sword master, this Luofu Immortal Boat...]

[Esther: I feel like I'm going to be screwed.]

[Hua: Alas, the talents are dwindling, and there is a lack of successors.]

.....

A fairy boat is supported entirely by three young men. It makes people despair no matter how they think about it.

Back to the video:

makabaka makabaka bikabikabu....

“Ha… huh…”

Fu Xuan (Qingque) was sleeping soundly on the table, making a very heroic snoring sound.

Lying on Taibu's desk and sleeping soundly during working hours was something Qingque would never have dared to dream of before.

I farted while I was sleeping.

Qingque (Fu Xuan) could not bear it any longer: "This Qingque, it's ok for him to sleep at work, but he even dared to use my body to fart."

"Xingbao, please cover for me."

Xingbao said confidently: "No problem, Master Taibu, I'll take care of it."

Then, Xingbao raised his hands, walked to the middle of the crowd and shouted loudly: "Everyone, look at me, look at me, I have something to announce."

"Master Taibu, it was me who farted!"

Qingque (Fu Xuan) was furious: "Don't even think about drawing this seat in your lifetime (▼皿▼#)!"

[Xing: I, ah, don’t know how to complain.]

[Fu Xuan: Qingque, you are really bold (`⌒′メ)]

[Qingque: Master Taibu, if this kind of soul swap really happens, I will definitely hold it in and will never fart.]

[Fu Xuan: Stop talking about farting (>д<)! ]

[Chen Mo: Isn’t it said that beautiful girls don’t fart?]

[March 7: Why are you talking about this setting again?]

[Dan Heng: It reminded me of the video of Ren having diarrhea.]

[Blade: I’m going to have a long picture in my mind, shut up (▼皿▼#)! ]

[Walter: Let’s not talk about that video, we are still good friends.]

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However, the video was so memorable that no one could forget the embarrassing scene where Walter helped Ah Ren relieve his diarrhea by using a simulated black hole.

Chapter 235: What is the button behind the Silver Wolf used for?

Back to the video:

Fu Xuan (Qingque) looked very tired and said: "It's so tiring to be the Grand Master. When can I rest?"

Qingque (Fu Xuan) said: "Until death."

Do you think it's easy to be a fortune teller?

With such a heavy responsibility in hand, you have to work almost all year round.

Fu Xuan (Qingque) thought about it, and said with a sly smile: "Social death should also be considered death, right?"

Qingque (Fu Xuan) complained manically: "How many times are you going to play this joke again?"

Fu Xuan (Qingque) sighed lazily, and then began his daily activities: "Forget it, I'll touch the fish for a while, Qiongyu brand, start!"

At this time, an old fox said: "Young people nowadays, work and slack off all day long."

"Unlike me, I never dare to slack off during work hours."

Fu Xuan (Qingque) asked in surprise and curiosity: "So amazing? How did you do it?"

The old fox man replied: "I raise piranhas."

[Bai Lu: So he raises piranhas. No wonder he doesn’t dare to fish.]

[Dan Heng: Qingque just mentioned social death.]

[Blade: Dan Heng (▼皿▼#)! ]

[Su Chang: Oh, oh, I also remember the episode where Renshe died. He liked watching Danheng dance.]

[Danheng: Uh...]

[Blade: Hahaha, you deserve it.]

[Qingque: Master Taibu, does your position really require you to work all year round?]

[Fu Xuan: If it is natural, for such an important position, the time must be very short.]

[Qingque: Then I will make an appointment with Shiwangsi in advance. A life of hardship is not what I want (T▽T)]

[Xing: Not really, not really. When you take over, Qingque, you can change the work system of the Taibushi.]

[Qingque: Yes, this is a solution.]

.....

When you are a subordinate, you cannot change the workplace environment, but when you become a boss, you can.

But if possible, Qingque just wants to be a small employee who can relax and do nothing.

The position of Taibu, one of the Six Imperial Guards, cannot be too idle no matter what.

Okay, time for the next video.

Fu Xuan Qingque has created a wave, and the next one will be the Silver Wolf that hasn’t been created for a few days.

The video is titled:

《Silver Wolf: Don’t press it! ! 》

A very clear and concise title.

[Silver Wolf: Haha, so it's my turn next. Oh, I don't know if I'm used to it yet?]

[Kafka: Little Wolf, you should learn from me and have a good attitude.]

[Esther: Don't press it? Is it some dangerous mechanism or remote control?]

[Yan Qing: As a star core hunter, you must have a lot of dangerous gadgets.]

[Jepard: Oh, I remember it appeared in an early video, it seemed to be called something like electric shock paralysis bomb.]

[March 7: Hehe, I thought of Xingbao’s poem.]

[Xing: Don’t mention that, it’s too embarrassing (>д<)]

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On the big screen, the video starts playing:

In the observation car of the Starry Sky Train, Xingbao sat alone on the sofa, lost in thought.

His brows were furrowed, as if he was thinking about a very serious problem.

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