[Jing Yuan: I have learned a lot. I have learned a lot. It turns out that the Dharma Eye is also a high-tech product.]
[Yanqing: I have always thought that the Dharma Eye is a kind of magic weapon.]
[Fu Xuan: Shut up, my Dharma Eyes don’t work like that (?`~′?)!]
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Back to the video.
Now that Fayan has recommended someone to Fu Xuan who needs help, the next thing to do is to contact Xingbao.
But Fu Xuan was now tied up with ropes, and he couldn't pull his hands out, so he couldn't type at all.
In desperation, Fu Xuan blushed, looked around, and after making sure that no one was staring at him, he stuck out his tongue and pressed it on the screen of the phone.
[Chen Mo: Wow, I actually have to type with my tongue (*???)]
[Qingque: Master Taibu, you...]
[Hua: Fu Xuan, uh, this is an emergency situation, there is no other choice.]
[Bai Lu: Can I say that the mobile phone screen is relatively dirty and has bacteria?]
[Kafka: Although it seems embarrassing, it is indeed the best solution under such circumstances.]
[Jing Yuan: Fu Qing, you are really losing your dignity.]
[Fu Xuan: You still dare to say that, which bastard caused thisヽ(#`Д′)ノ! ? ]
[Xing: Fu Xuan looks very angry now.]
[March 7: I am a little scared. When the live broadcast is over, Jing Yuan will definitely get a beating.]
[Jingliu: It would be best to kill this traitor.]
.....
The crazy Jingliu now can't wait to do something big to Luofu again and give Jingyuan, the traitor, a big lesson.
Unfortunately, even if Shu Hu had a million more courage, he would not dare to provoke Luo Fu Qi, who was protected by Chen Mo.
Chapter 256: Fu Xuan gets the general's seat
Fu Xuan's tongue typing really opened the eyes of the audience.
Although in the entire universe, typing with the tongue is not actually a strange thing.
But this is what Master Taibu of Luofu Fairy Boat typed with his tongue, and it is unique to Scorpion Poop.
OK, back to the video:
In order to get rescued, Fu Xuan could only use his tongue to type messages to Xingbao.
Fu Xuan: Hello, I am Lord Fu Xuan from the Luofu Divination Department of Xianzhou. I just encountered some accidents and now I have been kidnapped by a strange rabbit on a train. I have used my Dharma Eye to divine that you are the only one who can save me. It is really fate. Please bring some Xingqiong to exchange with the kidnappers.
General Jingyuan promised me that he would give up his position as general when he is released. At that time, I will grant you endless wealth and glory.
.....
After typing such a long string of words "four three three" with his tongue, Fu Xuan was panting and feeling very tired.
Immediately, the phone rang and there was a reply from Xingbao.
Xingbao: Got it. (OK)
Xingbao: I am the ancient emperor of Xianzhou.
Fu Xuan was immediately frightened. The other party thought she was a liar.
Fu Xuan quickly typed with his tongue again.
Fu Xuan: Everything I said is true.
Xingbao: I don’t believe it.
Xingbao: Unless you show me the interface on your body.
Fu Xuan: What interface?
Fu Xuan: How could there be such a thing?
(The other party has gone offline)
Fu Xuan:???
Fu Xuan: Are you there?
(Click)
(Click)
Fu Xuan: Actually, I haven’t finished yet.
Fu Xuan: Actually, there is a thing on my head that can...
Fu Xuan: I don't know if it's the one you mentioned...
(The other party has reconnected.)
Xingbao: Why didn't you tell me earlier that such a big ship of yours doesn't have shared charging?
Xingbao: My phone is running out of battery. I'll be right there.
Xingbao: Plug in your interface.
(The other party has gone offline.)
Fu Xuan:???
The communication was completed. Although I didn't understand what the other party meant by the plug-in interface at the end, I was still willing to come and save her.
[Black Tower: The long message sent by Fu Xuan is a complete scam from ancient times.]
[Walter: I have it in my hometown too, no wonder Xingbao thought it was a scam, but we would say we are Qin Shi Huang.]
[Chen Mo: Speaking of which, the ancient emperor Xianzhou is quite similar to Qin Shi Huang, both of them sent out fleets to sail far away to find a way to achieve immortality.]
[Su Shang: And the fleet also encountered the Shou Wen Huo Clan?]
[Chen Mo: Well, that’s another universe, there are no star gods there.]
[Shiluwa: Poor Fu Xuan, so humble, he had to be so humble in order to be rescued.]
[Dan Heng: After all, I was kidnapped. If I want to escape, I have to pay a price.]
[Bronya: Xingbao is so obsessed with the socket on Fu Xuan's head. Can it really be used as a power bank?]
[Fu Xuan: That is the Dharma Eye, it is the Dharma Eye, not a socket (?`~′?)! ]
[Xing: But it really looks like a Type-C port (▔,▔)]
[Fu Xuan: I told you this is not an interfaceヽ(#`Д′)ノ!!]
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Fu Xuan is really going crazy. Ever since the live broadcast room rewarded him with the Type-C data cable, the Dharma Eye on his head has been ridiculed as a socket.
If her swearing skills weren't so bad and she could only shout "bad guy, bastard" or something like that, she would have already set up a fairy boat and started spewing foul language at the live broadcast room.
Back to the video:
After Xingbao confirmed the delivery location, he brought a large basket of Xingqiong to redeem the person.
There are three big words written on the frame: Big Guarantee.
Alas, this is another poor guy with a big guaranteed guarantee.
Pam accepted Xingqiong like a money-grubber, then pulled the brakes to stop the train.
The background music of the card drawing sounded, and golden light flashed through the gap of the train door.
Pam stood at the door very proudly, and then there was a bang, and Fu Xuan kicked the car door open from the inside and pressed Pam underneath.
The scene changed to the Shen Ce Palace.
Jingyuan was dozing off on the table, which was filled with piles of documents.
Fu Xuan, with a gloomy face like a ghost, suddenly appeared, scaring Jing Yuan, who was dozing off.
Fu Xuan, who was filled with anger, now had only one idea, which was to make Jing Yuan, the bad guy, give up his position to him.
According to the conditions agreed upon before, since she has escaped from the kidnapping, Jingyuan must give her the position of general as promised.
Then, Jing Yuan touched Fu Xuan's head and really gave the position of general to her.
In Changletian, in the square in front of the Dihengsi, Fu Xuan sat in the general's seat with a confused look on his face.
That’s right, the seat she was sitting on was indeed the general’s seat.
And in the message Jing Yuan sent at the beginning, he also said to give the general's seat to her, which was nothing wrong.
With a ding-dong sound, the Xingbao charging cable was plugged into Fu Xuan's head.
I used the big guarantee to get this power bank, and now I can finally charge my phone and play games.
Fu Xuan seemed to have lost his dream. He looked pitiful and wanted to cry but couldn't.
[Fu Xuan: Jing Yuan, you bad guy (?`~′?)! ]
[Fu Xuan: Tell me, is this what you are planning to do as shown in the video (▼皿▼#)! ?]
[Jing Yuan: Fu Qing, you can't wrongly accuse me. Do I look like that kind of person?]
[Xing: But General Jingyuan, you have made promises to our Lord Taibu more than once or twice. (Funny)]
[March 7: That’s right, General Jingyuan is now enjoying a second life, and he is more than capable of serving as a general for a few hundred years.]
[Jing Yuan: You two should stop adding fuel to the fire. Someone might get killed.]
[Xier: I want to see a river of blood. (Funny)]
[Natasha: Xier, you are naughty again.]
[Silver Wolf: Fight, fight, start now, whoever wins will be the general.]
[Fu Xuan: Jing Yuan, I will beat you up after the live broadcast. Even 0.7 Emperor Bow can't stop me. I said it.]
[Ahaha: Hunter, look, the little guys under your command are about to rebel, shoot them down with an arrow and teach them a lesson.]
[Lan: Ahaha, you are sick.]
[Ahaha: Of course I am sick, isn't this common sense? The whole universe thinks I am mentally ill.]
[Chen Mo: Regarding mental illness, I have a set of treatments that are guaranteed to be effective. Aha, do you want to learn about it?]
[Ahaha: If you mean to pin me down against the wall and beat me up, and make me lose my memory, then forget it.]
.....
Those who enjoy the pleasure of having fun, ah ha, are not essentially opposed to getting beaten.
After all, getting beaten is part of the fun.
But it was too recent since I was beaten last time, so I should wait for a while until I feel itchy.
Chapter 257: When the leader picks up food, I turn the table; when the leader opens the door, I get in the car
Xiao Fuxuan looked so miserable in the last video, so let’s reward her by making her an acting general in this video.
The video is titled:
Yan Qing: When the leader picks up food, I turn the table; when the leader opens the door, I get in the car
What a rebellious title.
[Yanqing: What does this title mean?]
[Chen Mo: Obviously, it is the young people who are rectifying the workplace.]
[Qingque: Yanqing is so brave. Judging from the title, he was probably fired that day.]
[Jing Yuan: How could that be? Yan Qing was taught by me and is very sensible.]
[Yanqing: That’s right, I am very polite and well-mannered.]
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