Star Dome Railway: The Beginning of the Second Creation of Kafka's Mother

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

In the Shen Ce Palace, Fu Xuan held the bear in his arms and spoke to his subordinates.

"From today on, I will be the acting general."

"I will use iron-blooded tactics to rectify the workplace."

Fu Xuan's expression changed, and he grew two small horns like a devil, with red light in his eyes.

"From today on, all staff will work from 07 to ."

"I work a full eight hours a day, with only a two-hour lunch break at noon."

“You are only allowed two days off a week, and you can only take paid leave if you are sick.”

“The annual vacation is only two short months!”

“Hahahahahaha, be afraid, office workers!”

Then, Fu Xuan was awakened from his frenzy by a slap from Jing Yuan.

[Chen Mo: This is not about rectifying the workplace, it’s simply doing charity.]

[Qingque: Master Taibu, if I follow your arrangement, I won’t have to slack off at work.]

[A company employee: Oh my god, does a 9-to-5 job really exist in this world?]

[Company employee B: Wow, I also want to work only eight hours a day. 996 is really not a job for humans (Ｔ▽Ｔ)]

[Company employee C: There is paid sick leave? We are fined for using the toilet, and we only have time off all year round. Where are the holidays? (crying)]

[Esther: So, the working conditions in the space station are heaven?]

[Fu Xuan: Uh... not that scary, I usually work all year round.]

[Chen Mo: You and Jing Yuan work almost all year round only because you don’t have many available people. 996 is not advisable, and 007 is even more outrageous.]

[Chen Mo: Proletarians of the universe, we must unite, pick up the hammer and sickle, and hang capitalism on the street lamp.]

[March 7: Is Chen Mo sick because of his habit?]

[Xing: Maybe, possibly, probably, right?]

[Jizi: After all, he was a revolutionary in many of the worlds he traveled through (▔,▔)ㄏ]

.....

Back to the video:

After Fu Xuan promulgated the new rules, Yan Qing was so moved that tears streamed down his face.

"There is such a good thing."

“Finally, I don’t have to swing the sword day and night, wuwuwuwu (Ｔ▽Ｔ)”

But after thinking about it, Yan Qing asked again: "General Fu, you used to teach me sword skills every day."

"The general is recuperating now, who will teach me how to practice sword?"

Fu Xuan patted his steel plate and said confidently: "How difficult is this?"

"I'll teach you."

However, Yan Qing's sword was filled with unknown amount of material and was stuck in the ground, so Fu Xuan couldn't even pull it out.

Fu Xuan was panting from exhaustion, wiping his sweat, and said, "What's the point of practicing swordsmanship? I'm here to teach you divination."

Yan Qing performed the sword-controlling technique, and thousands of swords came from the sky. Five swords fell from the sky and stuck into the ground.

Yan Qing asked Fu Xuan, "General Fu, what does the hexagram say?"

Fu Xuan stroked his chin and studied the hexagram: "In your hexagram, the hilt of the sword points directly to the Aries."

"The floating star of the Metal Big Dipper changes into a punishment."

Yan Qing didn't understand what he was saying at all, and said, "General Fu, please speak human language."

Fu Xuan said bluntly: "You will have a bloody disaster."

Yan Qing panicked and asked quickly: "Ah, what should I do then?"

Fu Xuan calmly put on a surgical gown and said, "It's okay, I will open a third eye for you."

"Once you learn divination, you can decipher it yourself."

Then, a scalpel was inserted into Yanqing's forehead, and blood gushed out.

Yan Qing was furious: "You are my bloody disaster (▼皿▼#)!!"

Where is there someone with such a keen eye! ?

[Xing: Is it so dangerous to open the third eyeΣ(△|||)?]

[Topa: This method is obviously wrong, right? Looking at the light cone, we know that the third eye is not opened with a scalpel.]

[March 7: The blood is gushing out, is there a large artery on the forehead?]

[Qingque: Ahem, um, Master Taibu, if you want to open my third eye in the future, can you please ask a professional to do it?]

[Yan Qing: A knife in the middle of the eyebrows can kill people =????(???????)]

[Fu Xuan: What are you talking about? My third eye cannot be opened whenever I want. Even if I really need surgery, I have to ask Bai Lu to do it.]

[Bai Lu: Don’t look for me. I don’t know much about surgery. Besides, I’m super strong now. Be careful or I’ll stab the scalpel into your brain.]

.....

Bai Lu is now the best master of the Chiming clan in thousands of years.

Even Dan Feng in his heyday was no match for Bai Lu and would be blown against the wall by her tail.

Back to the video:

Fu Xuan gave Yan Qing new instructions: "Since you don't want to learn divination, then I will teach you how to deal with people."

"After all, I can take the position of acting general, so my emotional intelligence is not low."

470 Yan Qing disagreed and said, "I think your emotional intelligence is not as good as General Jing Yuan's."

Fu Xuan became interested and said, "Then let me see how Jing Yuan taught you."

The first thing is to eat.

Yan Qing: "General Fu, please don't be polite. Please help yourself to the dishes."

Then, Yan Qing turned on the power switch of the table, and the dishes on the table were spinning at such high speed that afterimages appeared.

Fu Xuan's expression immediately turned into a slapping one. It changed so quickly. What a ridiculous dish she picked up.

Then came the toast.

Fu Xuan held a can of Kuole and said, "Come on, Yanqing, cheers."

Yan Qing held a jar of Kuole and said shyly, "But I don't want to drink it."

Fu Xuan immediately lost his temper: "The leader toasted you, what does it mean that you don't drink (▼皿▼#)?"

“It’s really rude.”

But Yanqing said: "I was afraid that you would get hit by a car if you drank too much, so I came to take you home."

Fu Xuan couldn't stand this kid anymore, so he threw him into the Star Raft: "I can't teach you anything, I'm going home."

Yan Qing said while lying in the Xing Cha: "Thank you, General Fu, for helping me open the Xing Cha door."

This time, Fu Xuan could no longer suppress his anger.

"My mighty spirit, obey my command and kill without mercy!"

Fu Xuan summoned the God and chopped Yan Qing to death with a sword.

In the end, Yanqing finally opened his third eye.

But it's the kind with five swords stuck in the buttocks.

Chapter 258: Yanqing, I ate poop!

When Yan Qing saw the end of the video with five swords stuck in his butt, he felt a phantom pain.

[Sambo: It hurts just looking at it. I’m having phantom pains. I’m afraid I won’t be able to go to the toilet from now on.]

[Jepard: Even a strong man can't stand an injury like this.]

[Natasha: With the physique and medical skills of the Xianzhou people, it should be easy to cure.]

[Bai Lu: Just don’t ask me to treat you, it’s unhygienic.]

[Xi'er: Brother Yanqing is really talented. When the leader picks up food, I turn the table. When the leader opens the door, I get in the car. I have to learn this set of operations.]

[Bronya: It seems someone doesn't want the salary anymore, so I'll keep it for myself.]

[Xier: I was wrong, please don’t deduct my salary.]

[March 7: It’s so funny, Xier gets humiliated everyday.]

[Yan Qing: Master Taibu, do you have so much resentment towards me? (Ｔ▽Ｔ)]

[Fu Xuan: What nonsense are you talking about? I won’t bother with a little brat like you.]

[Chen Mo: You really don't mind? You know, Yanqing often glares at you when you and Jingyuan are rude. (Funny)]

[Fu Xuan: I've already said that I'm not that stingy. Also, did Yan Qing learn all these tricks from Jing Yuan?]

[Hua: Based on Jingyuan’s personality, they are indeed very similar.]

[Jing Yuan: Please don't wrongly accuse me. As a general, how could I possibly teach my subordinates such unreliable things?]

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Although it is true that there is no teaching, but if you set an example yourself, who knows if some people will learn something.

After all, although Jing Yuan handled his work flawlessly, he still seemed a little too careless on the surface.

Next, the last video of today.

Chen Mo needs to think of someone to finish it off.

Now that I have it, I might as well eat some shit.

Ahem, the title is this:

Times Have Changed, Yanqing

Yanqing, who had just been injured, felt very bad.

[Yanqing: Times have changed? What does this mean?]

[Silver Wolf: Oh, I'm familiar with this, it's a very old antique movie, sir, I'm eating shit.]

[Walter: I’ve seen it too. I really miss those old movies.]

[Yanqing: So what are you talking about?]

[March 7: Uncle Yang, why are you also a riddle teller?]

.....

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

After hearing about the simulated universe on the Black Tower Space Station, Jing Yuan brought Yan Qing here to play.

The two entered a simulated universe, the simulated environment was Liuyundu,

Jing Yuan looked around and exclaimed: "This is the simulated universe that Mr. Chen Mo mentioned. The sense of reality is really good."

Yan Qing asked with some doubt: "General, didn't you say you would teach me swordsmanship?"

"Why did you bring me here?"

"You are so impatient." Jing Yuan took a wooden sword and walked forward a few steps, saying with his back to her: "If that's the case, why are you still standing there?"

"You haven't drawn your sword yet?"

Yanqing drew the sword from his waist, and Jingyuan also took out the wooden sword.

Seeing this, Yan Qing felt something was wrong: "But, General, you are holding a wooden sword, and I am holding a real sword."

Jing Yuan didn't look back, but smiled and said, "Yan Qing, what do I usually teach you?"