Feeling insulted, Jiu Jiu Long raised his gavel angrily and shouted: "I'm going to beat you to death (▼皿▼#)!"

It would be strange if Jiujiulong wasn't angry when half a lifetime's hard work was described as just building blocks.

Walter explained to Sanyueqihe Star: "This is Jiujiu Dragon, an intelligent life form of Jiujiu Star."

San Yueqi expressed doubt: "But it doesn't look very smart (▔,▔)"

Mr. Xing agreed: "Yes, the painting styles are all very sloppy."

Jiu Jiu Long was depressed and said arrogantly: "I think you are low-class people. You actually waste your time on vacation."

Sanyueqi retorted: "What do you know? Relaxation is also a part of life."

Walter pushed his glasses and explained: "That's not the case, Xiao Sanyue. Compared to our time span, the leek dragon probably only has a lifespan of one day."

San Yue Qi was surprised: "Huh? One day's life span, how short is that?"

Xing stroked his chin and thought: "Yeah, that means he was still a high school student when we first met him, and after a few words, he was already in college."

San Yue Qi continued: "When you finished saying this, he had already graduated from college."

Xing added: "After you said this, he was already looking for a job."

Sanyueqi continued: "After you said this, he has been promoted by the company."

Xing added: "After you said this, he has already given up on everything and returned to his hometown to get married."

"After you finish your sentence..." Sanyueqi suddenly remembered and asked Jiujiulong: "Hey, where is your wife?"

Jiujiulong got mad for the second time: "How can it be that fast? I'll beat you to death (▼皿▼#)!"

[Company Employee C: Hahaha, it’s funny, but I think it’s a little bit true.]

[Company employee D: went to school, graduated, found a job, got laid off, got married, the child is not my own, wuwuwu (T▽T)]

[Company employee F: Such a miserable life, I would rather live only one day like the leek dragon.]

[Walter: Alas, there is no such thing as simplicity in the adult world.]

[Chen Mo: Is there no street light in this world?]

[Hook: Streetlights? They're everywhere in the lower district, right?]

[Chen Mo: Ahem, I mean the kind that hangs people.]

[Silver Wolf: Haha, the company is looking for us Star Core Hunters, making it seem like they are the good guys.]

...

Back to the video:

"Oh, you are so pitiful." San Yue Qi expressed great sympathy for the fact that the leek dragon only had a lifespan of one day.

On March 7th, she sometimes takes a nap and sleeps the whole day, which is equivalent to a lifetime of a leek dragon.

Walter then explained: "Even so, the Chive Dragon has many unique abilities that people envy."

Xing spread his hands and asked, "For example?"

Walter continued: "Not only are they born with mature minds, but they also don't need to eat, drink or sleep for their entire lives."

"Most importantly, when they lie down, the dorsal fin opens up to become a soft cushion, making for the most comfortable sleeping position, even though they don't have to sleep."

After hearing this, Sanyueqi said: "Wow, you are even more pitiful."

The Chive Dragon went berserk at Walter three times: "Thank you ah ah ah (▼皿▼#)!!"

After learning about Jiujiulong's wish, Sanyueqi understood: "So you want to go to the universe."

"Just use this pile of scrap metal?" Xing poked the Jiujiulong's spacecraft, and it collapsed immediately.

Jiujiulong lost his temper for the fourth time: "I'll beat you to death (▼皿▼#)!"

"Humph, you immortals just don't understand. Due to the short lifespan of our clan, no one has ever been to the universe. Everyone thinks we are primitive animals."

Seeing the pitiful Jiujiu Dragon, Xing smiled and said, "This is easy. Come on, I'll take you for a tour in the universe."

Jiu Jiu Long should not get too excited after hearing this: "Really?"

Xing Jianjian smiled: "Please beg me ( ̄y▽ ̄)~"

Jiujiulong lost his temper for the fifth time: "I'll beat you to death (▼皿▼#)!"

[March 7: I didn’t expect Uncle Yang to be good at manipulating people’s mentality.]

[Chen Mo: He is good at making fun of Jiu Jiu Long.]

[Walter: Please, how would I know what a leek dragon is? It must be a fictional creature in the live broadcast room.]

[Xing: Why has my character become a bit mean again (¬_¬)]

[ScrewGum: From a biological point of view, the creature called the Chive Dragon is very unscientific. With such a short lifespan, a species would not grow so big, and would not evolve into something useless.]

[Heita: Screw Gumu, this is just a funny short film. The things in cartoons are never scientific.]

[Jizi: I think the most important thing to complain about is how can a leek dragon speak human language (▔,▔)ㄏ]

[Fu Xuan: The universe is so vast that there are all kinds of strange things. Maybe there really is a life form like the leek dragon.]

.....

In the video, Xing began to take Jiujiulong around other places in the universe.

Chapter 35: The endangered leek dragon due to its addiction to mobile short videos

After boarding the Starry Sky Train, Jiujiu Dragon finally arrived outside Jiujiu Star.

Overlooking the entire picture of their planet from outer space is a big step for the entire leek dragon race.

The first stop of the sightseeing is the Black Tower Space Station.

Xing introduced: "This is the Black Tower Space Station."

Jiujiulong's eyes lit up: "Wow."

Xing found a black tower figure and pointed it out to Jiujiulong: "This is the black tower."

Jiujiu Dragon actually laughed and mocked: "It's so funny, and they even made a little man."

Seeing this, Heitaco had some opinions.

[Black Tower: What do you mean? What does this mean? A mere leek dragon has a problem with my doll?]

[Silver Wolf: Thumbs up for this leek dragon. My first reaction was the same as his. It was so funny. He even made a little man ( ̄y▽ ̄)~]

[Chen Mo: I remember that Sanyueqi and Xing seemed to have the same reaction.]

[Xing: It sounds like your reaction is different, Chen Mo. Hehe, you even made a little man.]

[Black Tower: What's wrong with me? Is there any problem with convenient management of the space station?]

[Chen Mo: No, no, the little man is very cute. When I first saw him, I felt an inexplicable magic that made me want to say happy, there is also a little man.]

[Jizi: Ahem, well, I had the same impulse when I first saw the black tower villain.]

[Walter: Me too.]

[Jing Yuan: Is this some kind of strange curse?]

[Kafka: Could it be that he has been touched by the power of the Joyful Star God Aha?]

[Ahaha: It’s not me. Ahaha, I don’t know.]

[Yan Qing: The God of Joy has appeared! ]

[Jingliu: Jingyuan, you have such a big mouth.]

[Pam: A star god suddenly appeared and scared Pam.]

...

Back to the video:

At the second stop, Xing brought the leek dragon to Beloberg.

Xing introduced: "This is Beloberg."

Jiujiulong's eyes lit up: "Wow!"

Xing pointed to a trash can and said, "This is full of treasures."

Jiu Jiu Long hugged the trash can with an obsessed look on his face: "No wonder it has a unique fragrance."

Now it was San Yue Qi's turn to get angry: "Please don't lead me astray, okay (▼皿▼#)!"

Next stop, Xianzhou Luofu.

Xing explained: "This is the immortal boat Luofu."

Jiujiulong's eyes lit up again: "Wow!"

Xing and Jiulong strolled to Xingchahai and drank soy milk while sitting on chairs by the street.

Tingyun passed by, wagging his big tail, and Xing and Jiujiulong stared at him in amazement.

Xing smiled evilly and said, "So, the fox girl is really good, right?"

Jiu Jiu Long sipped the soy milk and said unyieldingly: "Humph, if only Brother Fan were a few hours younger."

The camera turned again, and Xing and Sanyueqi were wiping their tears.

And Jiujiulong was already lying on the hospital bed, very old.

[Chen Mo: This should be called fleeting, right?]

[Rakshasa: fleeting... eh, it feels a bit underworld, but it seems quite appropriate.]

[March 7: Chen Mo, you have no sympathy at all.]

[Jing Yuan: This word is used very well. By the way, the name Chen Mo is a bit like our Xianzhou people.]

[Chen Mo: I am not an immortal, but my hometown is quite similar to an immortal boat.]

[Fu Xuan: We always say that humans are a short-lived species, but compared to the leek dragon, humans are even longer-lived than the long-lived species.]

[Esther: A human's life span is tens of thousands of days, but a leek dragon only has one day. How pitiful.]

.....

Back to the video:

Jiujiulong's life has come to an end. He comforted Xing and Sanyueqi: "Don't be sad. I have seen so many wonders of the universe. My life is not in vain. It's a pity..."

San Yue Qi stopped crying and asked: "Do you have any other wishes?"

Jiujiulong's voice trembled: "I really want my people to see all of this, so that our short lives can have more weight and civilization can rekindle the glory of struggle."

Smart San Yue Qi had a solution. He took out a mobile phone and said, "Don't worry. This is a mobile phone connected to the cosmic network. We will put the mobile phone on Jiu Jiu Star so that they can see everything in the universe at any time and shock their withered hearts."

"Then I will rest in peace~" Without any worries, Jiujiu Dragon stuck out his tongue and died.

After a while, on the Starry Sky Train.

The Seven Stars of March said: "It's been a long time. I wonder how Jiu Jiu Xing is doing now."

Xing took out his phone and showed it to Sanyueqi: "Just right, there is news about Jiujiu Xing."

As soon as I opened the news on my phone, I saw this: Today, the leek dragon was officially listed as an endangered species in the universe.

Xing and Sanyueqi were both shocked. How did it become an endangered species?

Continue reading the news report:

It is reported that since someone put the mobile phone on Jiujiu Star, Jiujiu Longmen has spent his entire life watching short videos.

This excessive addiction has completely ruined the star Jiujiu, and now the Interstellar Peace Company has taken a comprehensive anti-internet addiction action...

Seeing this news, Xinghe March 7 felt complicated and didn't know how to describe this development.

The second video ends here.

Chapter 36: Meeting Shiluwa, Yaya is going to arrest someone?

[The live video has ended, and the participating characters are being rewarded...]

[Xing gets a reward: Kafka's basket of underwear.]

[Kafka receives the reward: the secret book of the Ten Slaps to Subdue a Baby.]

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