Star Dome Railway: The Beginning of the Second Creation of Kafka's Mother

[Bronya: According to Xingbao's understanding, can't we go back in time through surveillance video?]

[Fu Xuan: What a strange train of thought. I suggest you send him to a mental hospital.]

[Bai Lu: Come on, let me treat you. I recently learned how to use electric shock therapy on both hands.]

[Xingbao: Bailu, you are so ungrateful. I brought you milk tea yesterday, and you want to shock me today (?`~′?)]

[Walter: Ahem, I think you should go see a doctor. After all, normal people don’t like trash cans.]

[Silver Wolf: Mental illness is also a disease, if you have it you should treat it as soon as possible.]

[Chen Mo: It’s okay. I just like to be a little bit crazy. (Like)]

[Xing: You guys are crazy (▼皿▼#)]

.....

So annoying, these people.

And this damn live broadcast room makes her image more and more stupid, almost catching up with Deli next door.

Back to the video:

A jar-cut employee looks to be in a very bad mental state due to the attack by the Antimatter Legion.

He found Xingbao and said nervously, "I want to leave."

Xing Bao, the regular acting webmaster, said: "Don't be afraid, I'll find someone to take you away."

The pot-covered employee asked in surprise: "Really?"

Xingbao picked up his phone and dialed a number, saying, "Hello, is this Master Hu from the Wangsheng Hall?"

"I would like to order your luxurious funeral package at the Hall of the Dead."

"Yes, it's still on Estelle's account."

Wow, the Wangsheng Hall has even started cross-universe trade.

Moreover, it seems that Esta is a regular customer and even likes to collect coffins.

Seeing this, the pot-covered employee's mental state became even more unstable: "I want to leave, I want to escape, I want to leave here."

Seeing this, Xingbao could only say helplessly: "Then I'll take you away."

The pot-covered employee was suspicious: "There are antimatter troops outside. Wouldn't it be suicide to leave now?"

Xingbao showed a disdainful and silly expression, pointed at the green sign on the wall and said: "Don't be afraid, I'll take you to the emergency exit."

The pot-covered employee was offline for a few seconds and said, "Then I'll stay here."

He wanted to know why Station Master Estelle would let a mentally retarded person be the acting station master?

(My health is a bit bad, but fortunately version 1.4 is coming soon and the plot is almost done.)

Chapter 265: Should Jinren wash clothes by hand or by machine?

Wisdom, so wise, there is no one in the entire universe smarter than this proxy webmaster.

[Heita: I think I need to test this guy's brain. I suspect her brain is also a strange thing.]

[Esther: What did the Star Core Hunters teach their children?]

[Luca: I guess the Star Core Hunter doesn’t have much time to take care of the kids, he’s usually on missions, playing games, etc.]

[Walter: This wise look is exactly like Deli's stupid look.]

[Chen Mo: This is the Delisha virus that was transmitted from the Sanbengzi next door.]

[Xing: Hey, what you guys say is getting more and more outrageous, even the Deli virus has come out. (vomiting blood)]

[Chen Mo: But in the parallel world, the Delisha virus does exist, which directly infects the entire earth and cannot even withstand Honkai.]

[Qingque: Is this true? If they can't even withstand collapse, that's too scary.]

[March 7: The whole world is stupid like Deli... Sigh, just thinking about it makes me shudder.]

[Su Shang: If you are infected, you will become stupid. This is simply the most terrifying virus in the universe.]

[Silver Wolf: Li Dazhentou, what are you afraid of? I think Deli Silly Virus will just avoid you when he sees you.]

[Bai Lu: There is no cure for this situation. I suggest just blowing up the planet.]

[Chen Mo: The trial order is dismissed, and the survivors must be rescued.]

...

Deli is a rare species, so it would be a waste if all the judgment orders were blown up.

The best approach is to keep them all in captivity and treat them as rare pets.

Today it’s time for the second creative video of the day.

The theme of the first video just now was wisdom, so let Li Dazhentou take the stage for the second one.

The video is titled:

"Su Shang: I'm not the one who taught you all your cultural subjects, am I?"

This title seems to have a sense of swooping wisdom.

[Su Shang: Hey, the protagonist of the second video is me.]

[Dan Heng: Miss Sushang teaches cultural courses...]

[Jingyuan: I think it should be no problem to teach a kindergarten class.]

[Xi’er: I feel like she’s not even as good as me in academic subjects, and I feel like I can’t even teach a kindergarten class (▔,▔)ㄏ]

[Bronya: I hope you can be more confident and remove the word "feeling".]

.....

Just look at Su Chang's performance in the live broadcast room. Anyone with a normal mind in the universe would not think that she is capable of teaching others cultural courses.

Of course, it is possible to teach, but as for what kind of students can be produced, it is estimated that they can only be the same.

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

In Jinren Lane, the revival plan began.

When Xingbao saw the golden president, he was very surprised and said, "President, I have heard that you are of great importance."

"I just didn't expect that you would really come to the rescue!"

The president of the Golden Man Guild on the table said: "The leader of Golden Man Lane is the Golden Man Head. Is that reasonable?"

It is indeed very reasonable and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.

[President Jinren: Uh, how come I am on camera too?]

[Su Chang: Oh, it’s the president.]

[Xing: I immediately thought of someone who imitated the barking of a dog. (funny)]

[Scott: Hey, that's just in the game, okay? I won't go to your Golden Man Lane anymore. If you can't afford to offend me, can't you just avoid me?]

[Bai Lu: He is scared, he is scared, he is scared.]

[March 7: This guy is a real man. At least he kept his promise and barked like a dog.]

[Topa: It's really embarrassing, but it did provide us with a lot of fun.]

.....

Chen Mo personally thinks that Scott's barking like a dog is the most entertaining thing in the entire Star Iron game.

I guess 99% of people at that time didn't expect that this guy could actually put aside his pride and learn to bark like a dog in public, which eventually became a famous scene.

Back to the video:

After making the bet, Su Chang anxiously asked Bai Lu: "What should we do, Lady Dragon Girl?"

"If you don't revive Jinren Lane, I will bark like a dog in public."

Bai Lu said helplessly: "My friend has a Di Ting bird, how about you learn from it first?"

After hearing this, Su Chang asked curiously: "Then tell me, if I don't let it smell my butt, would it be impolite?"

Bai Lu was speechless immediately: "You get into the role pretty quickly."

Even before being defeated, he was already thinking about how to build a good relationship with Di Ting.

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[Hua: Well, Di Ting is not a dog, they don’t need to smell each other’s butts to communicate.]

[March 7: God, Su Chang, you are really, I surrender, I just asked you to learn to bark like a dog, not to be a dog. (vomiting blood)]

[Gongshu: This little girl named Sushang, in one word, is awesome. I am the first person in my entire life to be so impressed by someone.]

[Bai Lu: Let’s see from the Black Tower, there is also a strange brain here.]

[Suchang: Diting is not a dog?Σ(????)??]

[Tingyun: Although it does resemble a dog in function, it has nothing to do with dogs in essence.]

[Yanqing: It’s over. I feel like if I watch too many of Suchang’s videos, my brain will be assimilated.]

0...0

[Chen Mo: Silly child, hurry up and sign up for a cram school.]

[Sambo: Ahem, Uncle Cold Legs’ cram school has started. It only charges 10,000 credit points per month.]

[Jepard: Illegal tutoring must be closed down.]

...

Back to the video:

The never-give-up Li Da Pillow quickly recovered from his self-doubt: "No, no, I can't give up so quickly."

“Let’s start by helping everyone.”

So, Su Chang helped merchants in Jinren Lane to solve their troubles and conflicts.

Soon, she received a complaint and rushed to a laundromat.

The female customer angrily said to Su Chang: "This laundry shop deceived us consumers."

"Is this how you do business in Jinren Lane?"

Su Chang quickly asked: "This customer, are you in any trouble?"

The female customer said: "This laundry shop clearly promised to wash clothes by hand, but they actually washed them with gold people!"

"Tell me, are the clothes washed by Jinren hand-washed or machine-washed?"

Su Chang was stunned when she heard this, and her brain's operating mode instantly switched to that her mother gave birth to her.

Jinren hand-washed clothes...

Is this hand wash or machine wash?

(A reader suggested going to Teyvat to start the second creation of the original god. After thinking about it again and again, I think it’s okay to go. Otherwise, after version 1.4, this book will probably be finished. I don’t know what you think.) .

Chapter 266: I'd better learn to bark like a dog

Are the clothes washed by Jinren considered hand-washed or machine-washed?

When this question came up, everyone in the universe felt a little confused.

[Jizi: This, this really stumped me.]

[Jing Yuan: The clothes washed by the Jin people, hiss, is this considered machine washing or hand washing?]

[Fu Xuan: The golden man is a creation of the Industrial and Manufacturing Division. Strictly speaking, it is a machine, but the golden man has a certain self-awareness and washes clothes with his own hands... I don't know which one this is. (Confused)]

[Su Chang: Ahhh, my head itches so much, it feels like I’m going to grow a brain (＞д＜)! ]

[Ahaha: This is such a difficult question. Even Ahaha is stumped. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.]

[March Seven: Damn it, the genius beauty girl March Seven has encountered the biggest problem in history.]

[Hook: This problem is more difficult than the one in school. Hooke doesn’t know it by heart.]

[Clara: Mr. Varro, do you know the answer?]