[Swarovski: I'm sorry, Clara, I can't make any inferences based on my current database.]
[Pera: I feel like the essence of this issue is not as simple as it seems.]
[ScrewGum: You are right, Miss Pera. The essence of this question is whether the golden man is a human being.]
[Heita: That’s right, the golden man is a person, so it’s hand-washing, and the golden man is a machine, so it’s machine-washing.]
[Xing: I feel like this has become a philosophical question again, President Jinren, what do you think?]
[President Jinren: I don’t know how to answer. If I must give an answer, Jinren is just Jinren, not a machine, nor a human.]
[Boshizun: The clothes washed by the Jin people are washed by the Jin people. They are not hand-washed or machine-washed. They have self-awareness and are independent individuals and races.]
[Ahaha: It's rare, Tietuotuo seems to be getting smarter.]
[Gongshu: Hiss, I seem to have a new inspiration. I will transform a cockpit for the self-aware Jin man and pair it with a specially trained cloud cavalry as a combat partner.]
[Chen Mo: Oh my goodness, Titans and Pilots, right? (*???)]
...
Although Master Gongshu is stubborn and sometimes has a stupid brain, he is indeed a genius.
Chen Mo felt that this type of golden man paired with the Iron Pilot was very exciting and he missed the BT in heaven.
Which boy doesn't like driving a mecha?
Back to the video:
Su Chang was confused by the question of whether to wash clothes by hand or by machine at Jinren Lane: "I encountered such a brain-burning question right after I came out. There are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers in Jinren Lane."
Soon, Su Chang received another complaint.
A male tourist came over and complained: "Miss Yunqi, I want to complain."
"Your pet shop in Jinren Lane discriminates against us, the foreigners."
The problem of discrimination was serious, so Su Chang quickly rushed to the pet store.
The owner of the pet shop said in a bad attitude: "We don't welcome you in our store, please go back."
The male tourist said unconvincedly: "I bought the ticket and paid the money, and I just want to have a close contact with the little animals. Why are you chasing me away?"
Su Shang mediated: "Yes, we should treat customers equally. How can we discriminate against foreigners?"
The pet store manager said helplessly: "You can have close contact with the animals, but you can't bring a barbecue grill."
The male tourist added unconvincedly: "I also brought cumin and chili powder."
[Xing: So we are going to have a barbecue at the pet store (*???)]
[Su Chang: Wow, this guy still has the nerve to say that he is discriminated against. I want to beat him up and smash his head.]
[Bai Lu: Is there something wrong with this guy's brain? If not, I will smash one out for him.]
[Esther: Barbecue in a pet store? Either you are sick or you are here to mess things up.]
[March 7: How can we grill small animals when they are so cute?]
[Pam: But March 7th passenger, you ate twenty skewers of yakitori yesterday.]
[March 7: Ahem, the small animals I mentioned are just pets. (Wipes sweat with guilt)]
[Chen Mo: He brought cumin and chili powder. It seems that this guy knows a lot about barbecue.]
[Walter: Cumin, the soul of barbecue.]
[Jizi: Hey, you two, that's enough, is it time to talk about barbecue now? →_→]
.....
For some reason, Ji Zi decided to have a barbecue in the evening.
Cumin and chili powder, these two seasonings are put together and sprinkled on barbecue. Just thinking about it makes your mouth water.
The camera returns to the video:
After finishing the pet shop business, A Bing, wearing sunglasses, found Su Chang for help: "Miss Yunqi, something bad has happened..."
"I'm in big trouble!"
Su Chang asked: "What's the big trouble?"
A Bing in sunglasses said: "I sell tea eggs, but this morning when I was making tea eggs, I forgot to put tea in them."
Su Chang sighed helplessly and said: "What's the big deal? There is no wife in the wife cake."
Sunglasses Bing said: "But there is no tea in the tea egg, it becomes... liquid nitrogen."
Su Shang: "...→_→"
Seeing that Su Chang didn't react, A Bing in sunglasses asked, "Hey, isn't it funny?"
Su Chang exploded in anger: "Can you please get the pun out of Jinren Laneヽ(#`Д′)ノ!?"
[Qingque: This is Seno's big poop.]
[Shiluwa: Forget about Seno, that guy's jokes are colder than a cold wave.]
[Chen Mo: So, the main reason why Tinari no longer stayed in the Order of the Lord was to avoid Senor.]
[Bai Lu: Oh, Brother Huo is selling tea eggs now, and he even gives away some jokes.]
[Brother Huo: No, no, I just run a small business, so I can sell some tea eggs and the like.]
[Su Chang: There is no tea in the tea eggs. You are a fraud. Come with me after the live broadcast.]
[Brother Huo: Do you, the Cloud Cavalry, arrest people so casually?]
.....
Third Brother Huo swore that although he sold tea eggs, he had never sold tea eggs without tea leaves.
Although the added 0.8 tea leaves are not as good as advertised, it doesn’t constitute a fraud.
Back to the video:
Su Chang, feeling somewhat exhausted physically and mentally, walked around for a few rounds and met a female tourist who came for help.
"Miss Suchang, I was just shopping when I saw a strange scene."
When Su Chang heard this, she immediately perked up: "Finally there is a troublesome matter, tell me about it."
The female tourist said: "I was just shopping and came across a horrible store."
“The sign on the door clearly said it was open, but when I walked into the store and looked back, the sign…”
“It’s actually closed!”
Su Shang: "...→_→"
Faced with so many mentally retarded people who are not even as good as herself, Su Chang sighed in despair: "Why not learn to bark like a dog?"
Chapter 267: I forgot to put on my tail when I went out today
After watching the video, the audience can fully understand the meaning of the video title.
[Chen Mo: In our language, these people are all talented young men.]
[Xing: It seems that the revival plan of Jinren Lane is far from easy. There are people everywhere who are even more outrageous than Suchang.]
[Bai Lu: Indeed, they all look like Su Chang’s students.]
[Su Shang: What do you mean? What do you mean by even more outrageous than me?]
[Su Chang: Fortunately, I don’t have to bet in real life, otherwise I would really have to learn to bark like a dog.]
[Tingyun: Then would you like me to find another Di Ting for Miss Su Chang? ( ̄y▽ ̄)~]
[Suchang: Miss Tingyun, your neck is twisted to the right. (Funny)]
[Tingyun: Uh (ー〃)...]
[Xi'er: Hahahaha, Tingyun was counterattacked by Li Dazhentou, this is really embarrassing.]
[Yukong: I think if Scott goes back now to fight for the management rights of Golden Man Lane, he might still have a chance.]
[Scott: Stop joking. I will never go to that place again in my life. If I go there, I will be a dog.]
07 .....
As for the place called Golden Man Lane, Scott felt uncomfortable just hearing the name of it, let alone going there.
This is a shame that will accompany him throughout his life!
But black and red are still red, and Scott is now considered a big celebrity in the universe.
Most importantly, he is shameless.
So under such circumstances, Scott's career actually showed a steady upward trend.
After all, Interstellar Peace Company is essentially a capital company and still likes to play with traffic.
Next is the third video of the day. Since we just talked about dog barking, let’s do something against the grain and include Scott’s incompetent dog barking.
The video is titled:
Don't have any bad thoughts about the dragons.
This title seems a bit harsh.
[Jing Yuan: Speaking of dragons, it must be either Dan Heng or Bai Lu.]
[Dan Heng: Alas, there is no way to avoid it no matter what.]
[Bai Lu: It doesn’t matter. I’m not afraid at all. As long as the reward is big, everything is negotiable.]
[March 7: The almighty Teacher Dan Heng, you can’t be less courageous than Bai Lu.]
[Blade: Wait and see what happens.]
[Kafka: Ah Ren, you are too happy again. Have you forgotten that there is a high probability that you will be there when Dan Heng appears?]
.....
A Ren said he was very angry. After being hurt so many times, he had long felt that it was very, very not worth it to die together with others.
If you want to start a business, just start Danheng. Why bring him along?
Oh, A Ren, this video not only includes you, but it is also extremely explosive.
Of course, this also includes Bai Lu, who is still very calm now.
On the big screen, the video starts playing:
It was still the familiar path to the Scaled Abyss, where A Ren and Kafka intercepted Dan Heng.
Ah Ren said sternly: "Dan Heng, you can't escape today."
Dan Heng said calmly: "I just said it when I was going through the plot, the dragon race cannot have children."
A Ren and Kafka were stunned for a moment, not understanding what Dan Heng meant by suddenly saying this?
Ah Ren came back to his senses a little bit, and said with a little stammer: "Uh, actually, we, we can't have children anyway."
Dan Heng shook his head again and said, "I can't have children, which means I don't have the needs and configuration in that area."
The music suddenly became sad, and Ah Ren collapsed, covering his head and left.
He roared helplessly and furiously: "Okay, okay, I'll go find Jing Yuan, I'll go find Jing Yuan!"
"I'm really impressed. What a rubbish design (▼皿▼#)!"
“Aaaaaaah…fuck(▼皿▼#)!”
“Aaaaaah this is so annoyingヽ(#`Д′)ノ!”
Seeing him so crazy, A Ren's intention is self-evident.
[Shiluwa: Damn, Xianzhou Male Ketone appears again (*???)]
[Huanlong: It's really amazing. I knew that these three people together would trigger the male ketone plot.]
[Jing Yuan: No, Dan Heng can't satisfy you, why are you looking for meΣ(△|||)? ! ]
[Dan Heng: Well, the Chiming tribe does not have that need, so Ren, you should go find Jing Yuan.]
[Jing Yuan: Damn it, Dan Heng, you jerk, don’t drag me down with you∑( ̄□ ̄;)!]
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