[A Ren: Dan Heng, I'm going to kill you (▼皿▼#)! ]
[March 7: Okay, it started again. I remember their relationship just got back on track a few days ago (▔,▔)ㄏ]
[Yanqing: Don’t take me with you, don’t take me with you, don’t take me with you...]
[Ogle: Look how scared Brother Yanqing is. He already has a psychological trauma.]
[Sambo: Uncle Hantui not only provides extracurricular tutoring, but also psychological treatment. The prices are absolutely fair and we will not cheat anyone.]
[Jepard: I think Sambo should be sentenced to death by firing squad. It's too much trouble to catch him every once in a while.]
[Sambo: You are abusing your power. I want to appeal and report it!]
.....
Back to the video:
Dan Heng and Bai Lu met under the Dragon Lord statue.
Bai Lu looked at Dan Heng and asked, "Are you the previous generation Dragon Lord?
Dan Heng replied: "That's right."
Bai Lu looked at it carefully again, nodded and said with a smile: "Let me see, we both have horns, it seems to be true."
Bai Lu looked behind Dan Heng's buttocks and discovered the problem: "No, no, why don't you have a tail?"
Dan Heng spread his hands and smiled: "Who doesn't have a tail?"
"I just...forgot to put it on when I went out today."
Bai Lu was shocked: "HuhΣ(△|||)?"
Can the tail be removed?
Why didn't she know?
Dan Heng smiled awkwardly but politely, then his expression suddenly changed as he remembered: "Hey, wait a minute, my door doesn't seem to be locked!"
The scene shifts to Dan Heng's room on the Starry Sky Train.
Ah Ren touched a dragon's tail with great intoxication, and it seemed to be still vibrating.
"Ah~ I suck!!"
"It's really wonderful to be a dragon."
Kafka, who was standing by, saw this and said gloomily, "Your demonic body is acting up again, isn't it?!"
"Hurry up and pick it up (▼皿▼#)!"
Intoxicated, Ah Ren couldn't stop saying: "Hey, let me wear it for a while (* ̄︶ ̄)"
Kafka felt that this man's demonic body was beyond help, and had gone from madness to perversion.
Chapter 268: Make a billion-dollar snack and send it to the Black Tower Space Station
It’s against the will of heaven. It’s really against the will of heaven.
[Silver Wolf: Ah Ren, you are becoming more and more outrageous...]
[Kafka: If I'm not mistaken, is the tail vibrating?]
[Heita: He finally said, let me wear it for a while, my god...]
[March 7: Uh... the Dai you are talking about is the Dai I understand (ー〃)?]
[Fu Xuan: Dirty, disgusting, so disgusting (?`~′?)]
[Natasha: Uh, be careful about infectious diseases.]
[Chen Mo: Ah Ren, in terms of perversion, I would like to call you the strongest.]
[Bai Lu: The tail can be disassembled (*???)?]
[Dan Heng: Don’t be misled by the content in the secondary creation video. (vomiting blood)]
[Blade: Ahhhhhh...I'll kill you allヽ(#`Д′)ノ!]
[Jing Yuan: This is truly a perverted demonic body that defies the heavens. Let’s put off the gathering for a bit.]
[Mirror Flow: I, I won’t become like this...]
[Huanlong: Come on, Jingliu, if Bai Heng, that fox, was still alive, you would be even more perverted than the blade in the video (▔,▔)ㄏ]
.....
That's right, the five heroes on Yunshang are either male or female, with no normal orientation. (Doghead funny)
Ahem, let's return the camera to the video:
For the next scene, let’s go to Golden Man Lane and welcome the universe’s number one dog barking master, Steko.
With everyone in Jinren Lane watching, Scott came here to collect his debt, while Xingbao and Suchang supported everyone.
Scott said with a triumphant look: "Oh, they owe 500 million, sister."
Su Chang said arrogantly: "Let you join in the fun?"
"Just wait till you learn to bark like a dog."
Xingbao also looked disdainful: "Oh, it's just a small amount of money. I can solve it with just a phone call."
Scott didn't believe it at all, and said to the onlookers in a very exaggerated way: "You are just bragging, 500 million, you can get it done just like that?"
"Just wait." Xingbao took out his cell phone and dialed the number, then immediately put on a fawning face.
"Hey, Dad, do you have time?"
"That's right. Do you think the space station is still short of snacks?"
"Hey, don't buy too much."
"Just...just buy one worth 100 million."
“OK, OK!!”
"okay!!"
Xingbao hung up the phone, then said to Mingxi with a playful smile: "Secretary, make snacks worth 10 billion yuan and send them to the Black Tower Space Station."
Scott: "(ー〃)!?"
Mingxi: "Σ(△|||)!?"
All the spectators present were stunned, frightened by the terrifying number of 10 billion.
Mingxi was extremely shocked and asked: "No... after doing so much, how can you let it go?"
Xingbao waved his hand calmly: "It's okay, she bought two star destroyers and they are still empty."
When Scott heard the word "Star Destroyers," and two of them, his legs went limp with fear.
Xingbao suddenly remembered and hurriedly reminded Mingxi again and again: "Oh, by the way, no soda bean juice, no soda bean juice."
"That stuff is not for human consumption."
Mingxi responded with great surprise: "Okay~"
And Scott had only one choice in this situation.
After a short period of charging...
“Woof woof woof, woof woof woof…!!”
He is worthy of being the number one dog barking master in the universe. His barking is so vivid and realistic, just like a real mad dog.
The onlookers were all scared and thought this guy had rabies.
Scott finished barking like a dog, and then asked in a very flattering way: "Does your father still need a dog?"
Xingbao hugged Xiong with both hands and said contemptuously: "You want to steal my job?"
"I can't make it, brother."
Haha, I, Xingbao, am the only one who can eat Ai Die’s free meal.
[Alan: Miss, you are on camera again on the phone.]
[Bronya: Last time, I bought Miss Yukong and Tingyun for 200 million.]
[Yukong: cough cough →_→]
[Tingyun: Actually, it’s not impossible...]
[Xing: Daddy, I'm hungry. I want to eat. (funny)]
[March 7: Daddy, I'm hungry, I want to eat. (Funny)]
[Esther: Uh...(ー〃)]
[Sushang: Hahaha, learning to bark like a dog. Scott also learned to bark like a dog in his second video.]
[Bai Lu: Alas, this is called fate, there is no escape no matter what, this unlucky person is destined to learn to bark like a dog.]
[Chen Mo: He really learned it and it really looks like it. It’s hard not to wonder if he has practiced it privately.]
[Ahaha: When it comes to learning to bark like a dog, I would like to call you the best.]
[Fu Xuan: You deserve the praise from Changle Tianjun ( ̄y▽ ̄)~]
[Mingxi: I actually got a chance to be on camera (*???)]
[Scott: Ahhhh, why, why didn’t they even let me go in the live broadcast room (>д<)! ]
[Ling Ke: Maybe the live studio also hates this kind of people (▔,▔)ㄏ]
[Qingque: He is just a dog who relies on his company background, but Estelle is the master of his master.]
...
Scott looked at the screen full of mocking comments, and for a moment he seemed to have lost his dream and began to doubt his life.
However, the shameless man recovered quickly.
What is this barrage that fills the screen?
This is traffic!
This is popularity, it’s small money!
As I said before, black and red are also red.
So what if I'm a clown?
Make money, not shabby.
Back to the video:
What follows is another incredible story.
In the Dragon Palace of Linyuan Realm, Huanxi led the evil assassins to surround Bailu and others.
"' "Hahaha, you didn't expect that, Bai Lu, you have nowhere to escape now."
Bai Lu asked sadly: "Why? Why did you betray a cute little dragon like me?"
Huanxi said disdainfully: "Oh, cute?"
"I have served you for two hundred years!"
"But you, you!"
"But you're still a loli!"
Bai Lu was a little confused: "Eh(′?ω?)?"
Huanxi gnashed her teeth and said, "Ahhhhh, I'm so mad!"
"I have been feeding you with all my heart for so long!"
"How come you are still not legal by now?"
"I, my youth has been cheated away by you!"
"I'm going to kill you!!"
Bai Lu understood what was going on and explained: "But the dragon race cannot have children."
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