Star Dome Railway: The Beginning of the Second Creation of Kafka's Mother

"If Qingque Became Fu Xuan's Boss"

When Qingque saw this title, his legs started to tremble.

[Fu Xuan: Oh? Qingque is my boss. I'm really curious about what it's like.]

[Esther: Well, Qingque being the boss... I can't imagine what it would be like.]

[Xi’er: Of course, he’s the one who took the lead in skipping work.]

[March 7: Employees will find that they don’t see their boss for thirty days a month.]

[Tingyun: If that’s the case, then Taibusi will have to shut downΣ(????)??]

[Jing Yuan: Probably not. After all, although Fu Xuan is a subordinate, he is still in the Taibu Division. She will cover for him.]

[Yanqing: I know why I feel a little sad.]

.....

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

At the employee workstation of Taibusi, Fu Xuan was typing divination codes on the computer.

Needless to say, her work attitude is absolutely serious and responsible.

Just as Fu Xuan was typing seriously on the keyboard, her boss Qingque quietly walked up from behind her, stroking her chin and staring at Fu Xuan's computer screen.

Qingque thought for a moment, then put his hands on his hips and said, "Hey, are you working?"

Hearing the voice of his boss Qingque behind him, Fu Xuan's expression flashed with fear for a moment, and he quickly switched the picture on the computer screen to the animation.

Fu Xuan turned around and explained to Qingque: "No, Master Taibu, I was just slacking off."

Qingque said sternly: "You're lying. What I saw on your computer just now was clearly a work report."

"Fu Xuan, can you spare me some time?"

"When you're at work, you should look like you're slacking off."

Qingque knocked his hands, looking very disappointed.

Fu Xuan was frightened and quickly apologized: "I know I was wrong, Master Taibu (＞д＜)"

"I'm going to the bathroom now and I'll slack off until the end of the day."

Seeing Fu Xuan running to the toilet, Qingque nodded with relief: "That's right."

When you are at work, you have to act like you are slacking off.

[Esther: Ah, this is beyond my imagination Σ(????)?]

[March 7: You have to act like you are slacking off at work, and supervise your employees to slack off. This is even more outrageous than being the first to skip work =???(???????)]

[Xi'er: As expected of Qingque, every time you innovate in the workplace, you go beyond the imagination of ordinary people.]

[Pam: Does this kind of boss really exist in real life? Pam (′?ω?)? ]

[Tingyun: I feel like if Qingque becomes the Grand Fortune Teller, he might actually do this...]

[Fu Xuan: You are really impressive, Qingque Taibu, how long do you usually stay in the toilet?]

[Qingque: Uh, uh, I usually don’t slack off in the bathroom...]

[Chen Mo: Just lie down at your post, why would you need to go to the toilet? (Funny)]

.....

Qingque is a top-level slacking talent. The only people who go to the toilet to slack off are usually Xiaoka, who plays punishment in a self-media company run by a certain gorilla.

Back to the video:

In a company environment where the boss emphasizes slacking off, Fu Xuan cannot work properly and can only sit in the lounge area and play Genshin Impact on his phone.

In order to supervise the employees to slack off, Qingque also came to the rest area. When he saw Fu Xuan, he walked over and said, "Hey, you're working again."

When Fu Xuan saw Qingque coming, he immediately stood up and explained: "Master Taibu, I'm really not working this time. I'm playing Genshin Impact."

"Playing Genshin Impact?" Qingque touched his chin and glanced at Fu Xuan's phone, and found that he was really playing Genshin Impact.

It’s just a turn-based game.

Qingque was disdainful of this, took out his phone and said: "Playing Genshin Impact is considered slacking off?"

"If you're slacking off, you should be beaten up Di Yuan Qiong Yu!"

"I just called Su Shang and Yan Qing to fight Di Yuan Qiong Yu, and we are short of one."

"Fu Xuan, come and play with me."

"Okay~" Fu Xuan could only agree helplessly.

She really wants to work and doesn't want to slack off.

[Topa: Good fellow, Qingque called Sushang and Yanqing, they are going to catch all the young generation of Luofu in one fell swoop.]

[Pam: Is playing Genshin Impact not considered slacking off? Why do you look down on Genshin Impact (?`~′?)?]

[Walter: Conductor, your focus is quite strange.]

[Chen Mo: I also agree with the train conductor's point of view. Why not take Genshin Impact as dry food?]

[Jing Yuan: There is a need for calibration when slacking off. Qing Que is really professional in this regard...]

[Jingliu: Luofu no longer has a (money-rich) future, so just destroy it.]

[Fu Xuan: Okay, Qingque, do you usually play cards with Sushang and Yanqing? (▼ヘ▼#)?]

[Qingque: How is that possible, Master Taibu, I never look for them.]

[Yan Qing: Uh, I can’t play cards like Di Yuan Qiong Yu. I don’t usually play cards.]

[Su Chang: What is the Di Heng card? This card looks complicated, I don’t understand it at all.]

[Ji Zi: You can’t expect Su Chang to play mahjong at all. She may not even be able to play Gobang (▔,▔)]

[Su Chang: Who said that? I still know how to play Gobang (?`~′?)]

.....

Su Chang said that she could play Gobang, but she probably just meant putting the chess pieces on the board. (Funny)

After all, Su Chang's brain was so hard that she couldn't even add two-digit numbers.

Chapter 279: Aha, are you playing Genshin Impact?

Back to the video:

"It's time to get off work!"

Qingque stretched lazily and was about to leave Taibusi.

Fu Xuan was still staring at the computer screen and typing on the keyboard.

Seeing that Fu Xuan was still working, Qingque went over to her and said, "It's time to get off work."

Fu Xuantou didn't even have time to turn around and said, "Wait, Master Taibu, I still have a little work to do."

“等我加个班，若;水"??小'说?7;.6'3";""8,0:?'1:?;5:7若:中''转,2;:9?.６,5??1做完这些工作就回去。”

Qingque was unhappy when he heard Fu Xuan say that: "What overtime do you mean?"

"According to Taipusi's rules, you should leave work when the time comes."

Fu Xuan asked doubtfully: "When was this rule established?"

Qingque put his hands on his hips and said proudly: "Now the rules, listen to me, and leave work now."

The scene changed in a wave-like ripple, and Qingque was sleeping on the table and talking in his sleep.

"Get off work, hey, get off work~"

It turns out that everything that happened just now was just a dream.

Fu Xuan saw that the lazy fellow was sleeping again, so he came over and shouted, "Qingque, Qingque!"

"HeyΣ(△|||)!" Qingque woke up from his sleep: "Master Taibu=???(???????)!"

Fu Xuan pointed at Qingque angrily and said, "Qingque, you are so stupid. You are sleeping here during work."

"You will have to work overtime to clean the toilet tonight, or you will not be allowed to leave work!"

Qingque begs for mercy every day: "No, Master Taibu, I know I was wrong (＞д＜)!"

Working overtime to clean toilets at night, there are worse things than this.

[Bai Lu: It was actually a dream, but it makes sense. Even if Qing Que became a fortune teller, Fu Xuan would never let her be his employee.]

[Sambo: We should have dreams. Who knows, dreams may come true someday.]

[Employee A of a certain company: Oh, it would be great if our company could also let people get off work on time. All we do is work overtime, overtime, and we don’t even get overtime pay.]

[Employee B of a certain company: We do give overtime pay here, but in fact, it is just the normal five-day eight-hour salary that is paid according to the 996 schedule.]

[Employee C of a company: My life is so hard. I have worked hard all my life, but I can’t make as much as others who sell goods in a day. I want to lie down and rest.]

[Employee D of a certain company: Yes, we should do as the great Qingque sang, and enjoy life to the best of our ability. What about getting married and having children? Screw it. I should live for myself.]

[Black Tower: It seems that the trend of lying down and playing badly is about to become popular throughout the universe.]

[Fu Xuan: That Qingque is really capable. I hope he won’t mess around after taking over my position.]

[Qingque: Of course, I will firmly implement the spirit of Master Taibu who devoted himself to his work.]

[Dan Heng: I just don’t think it’s reliable...]

[Ahaha: Great Red God of Change, please quickly save this universe that has been corrupted by capital!]

[Chen Mo: Great Red God of Change, ahaha, are you referring to me?]

[Ahaha: Of course it is you. You are the only one who can save this world that is already full of capitalist corruption. Oh, you are the only savior.]

[Chen Mo: Stop putting me on the shelf. I think you want to get beaten again.]

...

This, haha, it's true that I feel uncomfortable if I don't get beaten for a day. Could it be that my masochistic nature has started to take up a larger proportion because I was beaten by Chen Mo twice?

If you think about it carefully, this is not impossible. Maybe he really did get a lot of pleasure from being beaten.

As for what Erha said, there will be a red revolution throughout the universe.

Sorry, Chen Mo doesn’t have any idea.

After experiencing so many worlds and recalling the dissolution of the Ice and Snow Red Empire, Chen Mo knew that no matter how many changes there were, human greed would still go towards capital.

And the vast majority of people will be corrupted, fooled, and turned into tools by capital.

This is the prevailing law of the universe today, and it cannot be easily resolved by one person alone.

Of course, Chen Mo could also use force directly to intimidate, but this is ultimately a stupid method.

Let’s not talk about this bad thing anymore, let’s watch the next video.

Damn, this interruption by Aha reminded Chen Mo of another Q&A video by Aha, titled:

《When you ask Aha, do you play Genshin Impact?》

Just by seeing the title, the audience already has a voice in their heads.

[Ahaha: Ask me if I play Genshin Impact? Of course I do. The plot of this game is so funny and full of all kinds of welcomes. Olewa, I am a big fan!]

[Walter: Well, from Aha's perspective, the stories that happened on the continent of Teyvat are indeed very interesting, especially Xumi and Fontaine.]

[Xing: I can totally understand why Chen Mo doesn’t play in Teyvat anymore. There are just too many rebellious people there.]

[Silver Wolf: Poor Ying Mei, adaptive combat power, two elements beat Dada Ya, three elements fight Thor, and later on she couldn’t even beat the small fry (▔,▔)ㄏ]

[Chen Mo: Ahem, don’t talk nonsense, or you’ll be blocked at your door by some groups.]

[Silver Wolf: Are you kidding? I’m a genius and beautiful hacker girl. Am I afraid of being blocked at my door?]

[Ahaha: That’s really amazing. Anyway, Ahaha is really scared.]

.....

Chen Mo had every reason to suspect that if Aha had not been unable to find the location of Teyvat, he would have gone there long ago to experience the fun himself.

On the big screen, the video starts playing: