[Bai Lu: That’s because Natasha and I rescued them, otherwise at least one or two of these people would have died.]

[Natasha: It is strongly recommended that people with stomach strength lower than steel do not drink Jizi coffee, otherwise it may cause extremely serious consequences.]

[Himeko: Uh...(ー〃)]

.....

What does it mean that if no rescue is provided, one or two people will die?

Bai Lu slandered me

She slandered me!

Ahem, let’s get to the point.

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

In Luofu Immortal Boat, on the main street in the center of Xingcha Sea, A Ren had a gloomy look on his face, as if someone had made him angry.

"Hmm? What's wrong with you, little Blade?"

Luosha came over and asked, raising his hand to give a treatment: "Accept the gift from heaven."

Small blade restores health +1919810.

"Who made you unhappy?"

Xiao Renren didn't say anything, but veins popped up on his forehead.

What's the point of giving treatment to someone who wants to die?

Luosha walked aside and Natasha came over again.

"What's wrong with you, little Blade?"

"Take medicine~"

Small blade restores health +114514.

"Who made you unhappy?"

Xiao Renren didn't say anything, and two more blue veins appeared on his forehead.

Natasha walked aside, and then Lingke came, holding a capsule that was bigger than her.

Little Ninnin couldn't hold it in any longer, he took out his sword, and said with a gloomy face: "No, you TM...∑( ̄□ ̄;)!"

Before he could finish his words, an open can of herring appeared in front of him, emitting a smell that even the demonic body could not stand.

Lingke was using a branch to pick up canned herrings, which was her favorite food, and I believe Xiaorenren would like it too.

But Xiao Renren's attitude was a bit bad. Natasha took out the howitzer, Luosha took out the coffin, and Lingke took out a bunch of large capsules.

The three doctors asked in unison: "Why, do you have any objections?"

"No, no..." Feeling the pressure, A Ren broke out in sweat and hid his sword behind him.

Holy shit, these doctors are scary.

[Silver Wolf: Congratulations to Ah Ren for getting a new nickname. From now on, you will be called Xiao Ren Ren.]

[Dan Heng: Xiao Renren, who made you unhappy? (Funny)]

[Blade: Dan Heng, you TM (▼皿▼#)! ]

[Kafka: Xiaorenren wants to die. She is not happy about being healed by others (▔,▔)ㄏ]

[Chen Mo: The amount of blood added is actually 114514. This is a very interesting number.]

[Shiluwa: Lingke, why do you always hold that can of herrings?]

[Lingke: Canned herring is delicious.]

[March 7: Canned herring tastes good? I smelled it once, and I still remember the smell. Ugh...]

[Bai Lu: Go away, canned herrings. Like soda and soy milk, they are both products of dark alchemy and are not edible at all.]

[Perla: Uh, canned herring is OK, I guess.]

[Xier: Pera, after the live broadcast, I will take you to Nata to taste it.]

...

Anyway, in Xier's opinion, how could any normal human being like to eat something like canned herring?

You know, even during the most difficult time in the lower district, Xier would never eat canned herrings.

Back to the video:

How does Dr. Xingtie treat diseases?

In Natasha's clinic, Xiao Renren was tied to the bed with several strong leather belts and a funnel was stuffed in his mouth. No matter how he struggled, he couldn't get free.

Part 1: Preoperative anesthesia.

Lingke was seen holding a pile of canned herrings and throwing them, along with the cans, into the funnel in Xiao Renren's mouth.

The canned herrings were so powerful that even the Demonic Yin Body could not withstand it, and Xiao Renjian fainted within ten seconds.

Preoperative anesthesia was successful.

The second step is craniotomy.

Lingke's canned herring has been anesthetized successfully, and now it's time for the attending doctor to come on stage.

Dr. Natasha walked into the operating room with a smile on her face and a howitzer in her hand.

The muzzle of the gun was pointed at Xiao Renren's head, and with a bang, the skull was successfully opened in the mosaic and ketchup.

[Yanqing: You call this a craniotomyΣ(△|||)! ?]

[Esther: This is simply murder =????(???????)]

[Xing: Damn, even though there are mosaics, you can still see that the top of Xiao Jianren’s head was blown off (*???)]

[Sushang: Oh my god, is the doctor at Beloberg so scary (▔□▔)?]

[Chen Mo: Real craniotomy. The person who invented the individual howitzer probably never thought until his death that this thing could be used for surgery.]

[Kafka: Even though Xiao Jianjian has a demonic body, it's not easy to have half of his brain blown off.]

[A Ren: Don’t call me when you go to Belo Berg from now on.]

[Jizi: Canned herring anesthesia, howitzer craniotomy, and cyberpsychosis are all incapable of doing this.]

[March 7: I remember Natasha wanted to shoot Swarovski in the game plot.]

[Ling Ke: Please don’t slander me. I am a wilderness explorer, not a professional doctor.]

[Natasha: Ahem, the howitzer craniotomy has nothing to do with me in real life, so you can feel free to come to me for medical treatment.]

.....

Sorry, I can't rest assured.

The brain was blown apart by a single shot, it was really scary.

Chapter 282: Immortal Boat Race

Back to the video:

The treatment stage has reached the third step, rest after surgery.

Rakshasa placed the small blade with the mosaic head into his coffin and closed the lid.

The third step is to rest after the operation.

Well, Xiao Renren passed away quite peacefully.

Three doctors wearing sunglasses surrounded the coffin. The music for carrying the coffin had already started. All three of them were worried about the doctor who was on vacation.

Now that the music has started, of course we have to dance.

Lingke jumped directly onto the coffin and performed a one-handed push-up.

The three doctors performed a ritual around the coffin to celebrate Xiao Renren's peaceful rest.

But halfway through the dance, the coffin lid could no longer hold them down.

[Ahaha: What a good rest after surgery, hahahaha, the three doctors are worthy of being the Joy Order.]

[Sam: This is a really cool operation. How can you just throw a patient into a coffin and let him rest?]

[Rakshasa: Uh... I, forget it. If I fire a bullet screen, Walter will start to yell again.]

[Walter: Otto, you're a @%# ...

[Pam: Passenger Walter is still so excited when facing Rakshasa, Pam (▔,▔)]

[Tingyun: The little girl has become a little afraid of doctors.]

[Bai Lu: It seems that we at Danding Division still have a lot to learn.]

[Suchang: Learn how to open the skull with a howitzer (?ω?)? ]

[Yukong: It’s better not to learn this kind of thing.]

[Silver Wolf: Little Blade recovered really quickly. He started moving again not long after being thrown into the coffin.]

[Dan Heng: Maybe because his death was not peaceful enough, he pretended to be dead.]

[Blade: Dan Heng, I knock on Rima (▼皿▼#)! ]

.....

If someone stuffed a stomach full of canned herrings and then blew the top of your head off with a howitzer, there's no way you could be at peace.

Let’s make the next video something more upbeat.

For example, a thrilling game?

The title of the video is lifted:

Fairy Boat Racing

At first glance, this title is full of sports passion.

[Qingni: Wow, will it be a Star Rider competition? (*???)]

[Jizi: Not necessarily. There are many types of speed racing.]

[March 7: For example, in wheelchair racing, Sambo was thrown directly into the wall while sitting in his wheelchair.]

[Sambo: My sister Sanyue, please be kind and don’t tell me about my embarrassing stories.]

[Su Chang: I am good at speed racing. I have won the highest record award for the fastest falling asleep in the whole school. (Proud)]

[Chen Mo: Your teacher must be very proud.]

...

Proud, extremely proud.

He was so proud that he felt ashamed, and the shameless old man didn't even dare to post a comment.

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

In a cave somewhere in Luofu Xianzhou, a large banner was hung in the stadium with the words "Xianzhou Speed ​​​​Race" written on it.

The audience seats were packed and there were bursts of enthusiastic cheers.

This is an open-ended race, and the contestants are Jing Yuan, the Shen Ce General of Luofu.

The Dragon Lord of the previous generation, Drinking Moon and Dan Heng.

The helmsman of Tianbosi, controlling the sky.

The newcomer in Yunqi, the most overbearing boss in the universe, Suchang.

As well as the future Taibu, the master of slacking off, and Qingque.

There are five contestants in total, and each of them has unique skills.

The starter Xingbao raised the starting gun in his hand, and as the gun sounded, the race began.

Jingyuan, Yukong, and Suchang immediately started from the starting point and rushed towards the finish line.

Danheng and Qingque stayed where they were without moving, and Qingque kept touching the fish doll in his hand.

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