The screen shows three players on the track, Jing Yuan Yukong and Su Shang chasing each other, neither of them willing to give in.

Yukong used a secret technique, and her speed suddenly became much faster than Jingyuan and Suchang, and she directly surpassed the two of them.

She is worthy of being the fastest woman in Luofu in the past hundred years!

[Tingyun: Come on, Master Yukong, win the championship. (Glow stick)]

[Qing Ni: As expected of a mother, she will definitely take first place (/≧▽≦)/~]

[Chen Mo: This is called Blue Horned Triple Speed.]

[Clara: Horns? Do you mean ears?]

[Star: Speedy Fox, go, go, go!]

[Yukong: What is a speed fox? (vomiting blood)]

[Silver Wolf: It’s not that easy. The video has just started, and there will definitely be many unexpected events later.]

[Fu Xuan: Dan Heng and Qing Que haven’t started yet, although I don’t think Qing Que can win the championship.]

[Qingque: Of course, of course, I'm just here to make up the numbers.]

[Su Shang: Is there no one who thinks I can win the championship?]

[Hua: Be good, the most important thing is to participate.]

.....

Back to the video:

When accelerating, Shang Yukong was like a fox being chased by a pervert, his speed was too fast!

Is Yukong going to win the championship directly?

At this moment, Dan Heng at the starting point made a movement.

Tear ~heart~shoulder!

The exclusive BGM sounded, and Dan Heng activated his secret skills and rushed out.

His speed was so fast that in the blink of an eye he had surpassed Jing Yuan and Su Shang and caught up with Yu Kong.

He actually knocked Yukong away!

Yukong, who had great potential to win the championship, was eliminated directly!

But our competition has no-restriction rules, so knocking someone off the ground is not considered a violation.

Dan Heng is worthy of being the previous generation Dragon Lord. With this speed, he is bound to win the championship.

However, something strange happened. Dan Heng unexpectedly crashed into the golden man who was responsible for maintenance at the side of the track.

The battle began, Dan Heng fought against the Jin people, and Jing Yuan and Su Shang took the opportunity to overtake Dan Heng.

This scene is so dramatic!

[March 7: I really didn’t expect this turn of events. Is this considered automatic enemy detection and collision?]

[Esda: This is the disadvantage of automatic enemy search. Dan Heng may not have a chance to win the championship now.]

[Blade: So funny, this is a rubbish search for the enemy.]

[Danheng: Uh...]

[Pam: It shouldn't be difficult for Long Zun to fight the golden man alone. Maybe he can catch up with him after the fight.]

[Jepard: I'm afraid it will be hard to catch up. I think the champion may be General Jingyuan.]

[Jing Yuan: Oh, that’s not certain. Maybe Su Shang and Qing Que will burst out and surpass me.]

[Sambo: Family, shall we start a bet? (funny)]

[Xing: Stay away from gambling, starting with me.]

[Ling Ke: Stay away from gambling, starting with me.]

[Chen Mo: Stay away from gambling, starting with me.]

.....

I, Chen Mo, the universe overlord, have always been at odds with gambling and drugs.

Chapter 283: The snipe and the clam fight, and the green bird benefits

Back to the race in the video:

Because Dan Heng encountered the golden man halfway, the competition for the championship returned to Jing Yuan and Su Chang.

Currently, the two are almost equal in speed, taking turns to gain a slight advantage.

Being able to run on par with General Jing Yuan, and even having a slight advantage, Su Chang is a dark horse with great potential!

But this is an unlimited rule. If you want to win, you can't just rely on speed and endurance.

The young man Su Shang gradually surpassed Jing Yuan with his great endurance, so Jing Yuan had to use props.

Jing Yuan rummaged in his pocket and took out a pillow.

Jing Yuan threw the pillow on Su Chang's head, and Su Chang's speed suddenly slowed down.

Then...he fell to the ground and fell asleep snoring.

From the pillow to the head, and then to falling asleep, it takes no more than five seconds.

[Chen Mo: As expected of Li Dazhentou, if you give me a pillow, I can fall asleep on the spot regardless of the occasion. (Like)]

[Heita: This ability to fall asleep at any time is actually a talent.]

[Xi'er: In other words, I can easily defeat Li Dazhenzhu with just a pillow?]

[Huanlong: Theoretically, it is possible.]

[Su Chang: Hey, hey, hey, how can a mere pillow defeat me? I am the best newcomer of the year in the Cloud Cavalry Army (▼皿▼#)! ]

[Chen Mo: What is 35+47?]

[Su Chang: Uh, 35+47, uh, yes, yes...]

[Jingyuan: Oh, the future of Luofu (T▽T)]

.....

General Jing Yuan once again worried about Luofu's future, as even 35+47 couldn't be counted as the best rookie of the year for the Yunqi Army.

Oh, Lord Digong, please quickly give me some blessing to increase my IQ.

OK, back to the video:

Jingyuan defeated Suchang with a pillow, and now he is the only one left on the track.

He spun happily, doing a perfect golden spin.

Victory was within his grasp; he seemed to have already seen the championship trophy waving at him.

At the starting point, Qingque was still slacking off.

Seeing Qingque still slacking off at the starting point, Fu Xuan, his boss, appeared.

Qingque suddenly felt a chill on his back. He turned around and saw that it was his boss. He was so scared that he almost dropped the fish.

On the track, Jing Yuan was happily running towards the finish line, but Qing Que caught up with him crying in an instant as Fu Xuan was chasing him.

As for the reason for the pursuit, no one knew whether it was because he thought Qingque was slacking off at the starting point, or because he thought she was not working hard and taking the opportunity to slack off during the competition.

Qingque had his boss chasing him from behind, and his speed soared, even slightly surpassing Jingyuan.

The old man Jingyuan had to work harder to compete with Qingque.

Then, Fu Xuan's inexplicable desire to win also accelerated, and the nature of the chase changed at this moment.

[Qingque: Master Taibu has also joined the competition (*???)]

[Bronya: Things have really taken a strange turn.]

[Hook: It feels like the cartoons Hook watches.]

[Xing: What a strange competitive spirit, but it does fit the character of Fuxue (▔,▔)ㄏ]

[Chen Mo: After all, he looks like a spoiled child. (Funny)]

[Fu Xuan: I am not a spoiled child, nor am I so childish (?`~′?)]

[March 7: Ahem, Fu Qing is really interesting.]

[Fu Xuan: March 7 (▼ plate ▼#)! ]

.....

Lord Fu Xuan was very angry, but she couldn't do anything about it.

Back to the video:

Fu Xuan exerted his strength and competed fiercely with Jing Yuan, and the two of them soon left Qingque behind.

The champion seems to be decided between these two people.

Since it is an unlimited prop competition, Fu Xuan naturally has to act decisively.

The Qiongguan Formation was activated, and a magic formation trapped Jing Yuan in place, making him unable to move.

Next, Fu Xuan performed a perfect golden turn and ran towards the key point very happily.

However, Jing Yuan has a surprise attack.

"Help me, Mr. Shenjun!"

The God summoned Jing Yuan out and directly pulled him out from the restraints of the magic circle, then swung him around a few times and threw him towards the finish line.

Just when Fu Xuan was about to cross the finish line, there were only two meters left.

Jing Yuan fell from the sky at high speed and hit Fu Xuan on the head like a bomb.

Jing Yuan and Fu Xuan both fell to the ground.

The God's throw is a bit crooked, and it is totally not as good as the BT brother next door.

At this time, Qingque, with his eyes closed and not looking at the road, rushed blindly across the finish line.

Cross the finish line!

Qingque won the championship of this fairy boat racing competition.

But Qingque herself was standing on the podium with a big question mark on her head, looking at the cheering crowd below with a confused look on her face.

What's going on?

[Bronya: The development of the situation has reversed again. Qingque really won the championship.]

[Su Chang: This is the dispute between river scales, and the fisherman wins.]

[Chen Mo: It is the snipe and the clam that fight, and the fisherman benefits.]

[Walter: It should be that when the snipe and the clam quarrel, the greenbird benefits.]

[Topa: This god's aim is not good, otherwise he would be the champion of Jingyuan.]

[Jing Yuan: This is actually quite normal. After all, in reality, I can’t let the Lord of God throw me out. So, without any contact, it’s normal that the accuracy is a little off.]

[Fu Xuan: Is it really okay for you to link reality with the secondary creation video? (Speechless)]

[Xing: Let us congratulate Qingque for winning the championship. It is truly a cosmic miracle (/≧▽≦)/~]

[March 7: Congratulations, congratulations!]

[Luka: From slacking off to winning the championship, this is simply a miracle of hard work!]

[Qingque: What kind of miracle is this championship won out of nowhere? (vomiting blood)]

...loose.

As a top slacker, the most taboo thing is definitely to show off in front of others.

Once you become famous, your boss will keep an eye on you, assign you various tasks, and then you will be brainwashed by PUA.

Therefore, if you want to take advantage of the situation, you must remember to be low-key in your conduct and work.

Okay, let’s let Fu Xuan and Qing Que go for now, it’s time to change people next.

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