Chapter 291: Transformed melon, Qingque bombards Fu Xuan
[Tingyun: That’s unscientific. I think it’s impossible for the bluebird to get stuck at the entrance of the cave. If its upper body can pass through, its lower body should also be able to pass through.]
[Xi'er: What does that mean?]
[Kafka: It means that the upper and lower sizes are the same, so there is no reason for them to get stuck, just like the Silver Wolf.]
[Silver Wolf: Kafka, you're going too far (▼皿▼#)!]
[Lingke: Uh...]
[Shiluwa: Sister, you are still young, don’t worry about this.]
[Pera: But we are both adults (T▽T)]
[Su Chang: Is that so? Then I guess it will get stuck and I won’t be able to get through. (Proud)]
[March 7: Hum, cough, I understand (* ̄︶ ̄)]
[Jizi: I understand, you will get stuck, right? (¬_¬)]
[Qingque: Who said “0000”? I still have a nice figure (?`~′?)! ]
[Chen Mo: Hmm, judging from a quick glance, the lower body is indeed a little wider.]
[Fu Xuan:...→_→]
...
Fu Xuan silently looked at his body.
I can only say that it should be able to get stuck in the hole, right?
Back to the video:
When Qingque was stuck, Fu Xuan returned to Taibusi while drinking milk tea.
By chance, she discovered the entrance to the other side of the tunnel.
"Strange, how come there is a tunnel leading to Taipusi here?"
Fu Xuan suddenly thought of a possibility, and his face suddenly changed color, he was very surprised: "Wait, maybe some blind thief has set his eyes on the snacks Σ(△|||) that I hid in Taipusi!?"
"Wait for me to go in and take a look!"
Thinking that the snacks he had hidden might be in danger, Fu Xuan immediately crawled into the tunnel anxiously.
At the same time, the greenbird stuck at the entrance of the cave was growling with hunger.
Qingque held his cheek with one hand, feeling embarrassed and helpless.
"I slept in and didn't have breakfast this morning, and now I'm paying for it."
"Do I have to wait until noon when I get off work before anyone finds me?"
His stomach growled again, and Qingque took out half a sweet potato from his pocket.
"The only thing left in my pocket is the half piece of roasted sweet potato that I took from the master's drawer yesterday."
"Will you get upset if you eat this?"
"No matter what, staying alive is the most important thing."
As he said that, Qingque ate half of the roasted sweet potato.
[Fu Xuan: Oops, I have a bad feeling!]
[Black Tower: The cold sweet potato has been sitting there for who knows how many days, its belly stuck in the hole, I seem to know what will happen next.]
[March 7: Could it be...(*???)]
[Xing: It is very likely.]
[Chen Mo: Next, it will probably be very delicious.]
[Qingque: No, absolutely not!]
[Fu Xuan: Please don’t do that (▔□▔)]
.....
However, the more you fear something, the more difficult it will be.
The elements have been met and the outcome has been determined.
Back to the video:
Fu Xuan crawled along the tunnel, which was quite long.
"Huh... I'm so exhausted..."
Fu Xuan climbed for a long time and finally reached the end, then he saw a rather shocking scene: "Why is there a butt blocking the entrance to this tunnel?"
When Fu Xuan took a closer look, he discovered the real murderer: "Isn't this Qingque?"
"So it was this little girl who dug it. I finally caught her."
"I won't let her off this time!!"
At this time, Qingque's stomach began to sound red alarm and his face turned purple.
"Oops...the sweet potatoes are bad."
"My stomach is churning..."
Fu Xuan, who was in the tunnel, suddenly had a bad feeling: "Strange, how can the Dharma Eye have a premonition of danger?"
Qingque covered his stomach with a painful expression: "Help, I can't hold it anymore..."
“Ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhhh….(>д<)!!”
BANG! ! (Sound of something exploding)
Fu Xuan: "Wa ...
The three sounds intertwined together, you can imagine how explosive the scene was.
The scene changed to the Shen Ce Palace.
Jing Yuan held the book in his hand and asked with an embarrassed look: "The smell in Shen Ce Mansion is so strange today..."
"Fu Qing, do you have any clues?"
Fu Xuan exuded an almost condensed smell, his face was gloomy, and he forced a smile and said: "Illusion, it's all an illusion~"
As for Qingque's fate, one can imagine.
[Black Tower: As expected, it did explode.]
[March 7: Hey, this is a really interesting video (ー〃) (covering nose)]
[Bai Lu: Oh my god, I just ate half a piece of spoiled roasted sweet potato, why did you have such a big fire? ]
[Natasha: I guess it's because my stomach was squeezed at the hole.]
[Hook: It's so scary. Hook doesn't even dare to eat roasted sweet potatoes. (Fear)]
[Esther: Uh, this reminds me of the time when Pepe ate sweet potatoes...]
[Alan: That really is the taste of hell.]
[Bluebird: Ahhhhh, my image, wuwuwuwu, it’s all ruined (T▽T)! ]
[Fu Xuan: Qingque, ahhh, you actually dared to dig a tunnel in Taibusi and steal my sweet potatoes. You actually dared, you actually dared, I am so angry (>д<)! ]
[Qingque: I didn't, Master Taibu, I didn't dig a tunnel, nor did I steal your sweet potatoes!]
[Chen Mo: So, Fu Xuan really has the habit of hiding sweet potato snacks in Taibusi.]
[Fu Xuan: No, no, I was just too 0.9 angry and a little into the role (¬_¬)]
[Jing Yuan: Fu Qing, why do I feel that you are not telling the truth and are not honest →_→]
[Xing: Yes, I think she is not honest either.]
[Bai Lu: Anyway, most of the sugar from Dandingsi is supplied to Taipusi, I don’t know about the rest. (Funny)]
[Fu Xuan: That’s because I’ve consumed too much without thinking, and my brain needs to replenish sugar.]
......
Fu Xuan felt so guilty, it was obvious that she had indeed hidden a lot of snacks in Taibusi's office, and most of them were desserts.
(I just want to draw a one-life mirror flow, and the small guarantee is all wrong, one Lao Yang and one Yan Qing, but no Ji Zi and Clara, Mi fooled me to knock Li Ma).
Chapter 292: Fu Xuan is still eating secretly while losing weight
Since we are talking about the snacks and desserts that Fu Xuan secretly hid, we cannot avoid this video.
The video is titled:
"The Story of Taibushi: Did Taibushi take the lead in slacking off and stealing the cake?"
Hehe, two hits.
[Fu Xuan: Come to the second episode, the second creation live broadcast room, don’t you have a heart?ヽ(#`Д′)ノ! ]
[Chen Mo: Oh no, this title betrayed you, Fu Xuan, eating the cake secretly, right? (funny)]
[Jing Yuan: I told you, Fu Qing definitely didn’t tell the truth just now.]
[Qingque: Master Taibu actually hid snacks for a feeΣ(△|||)!]
[Fu Xuan: I didn’t, absolutely not (?`~′?)! ]
[Jizi: I don’t think there’s anything to quibble about. It’s normal for girls to like snacks and desserts.]
[Bai Lu: Yes, if I don’t come to save two cups of Xianren Happy Tea every day, I will feel uncomfortable all over.]
[March 7: I know that our Taibu-sama likes Xingyulu Bobo milk tea.]
[Pam: I felt like she was calling me, Pam (*???)]
.....
Fu Xuan was so panicked, afraid that her little actions when she was alone would be exposed and exaggerated.
But the video title has already been given, it can’t be saved.
On the big screen, the video starts playing at 07:
In the Shen Ce Mansion, Jing Yuan was looking at documents. Fu Xuan pushed the door open and said, "General, now that the Immortal Boat Rebellion has subsided, it's time for me to become the general, right?"
Jing Yuan touched his chin and laughed: "Hahaha, don't be so anxious."
"It's not impossible for Fu Qing to be the general, but..."
Fu Xuan asked, with his hands on his hips, "Just what?"
Jing Yuan cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, it's just that as the representative of the Immortal Boat, the general should have a good appearance."
"But since the disaster of plenty, Fu Qing... you seem to have started to lose control of your appetite."
Jing Yuan's words stabbed Fu Xuan hard.
"Ah, General, you...you bad guy (>д<)!"
Fu Xuan ran away in great shame and anger. As a girl, she was the most sensitive about the topic of gaining weight.
Back in Taibusi, Fu Xuan was still sulking.
"Humph, this is really too bullying."
Qingque asked curiously: "Master Taibu, why are you so angry?"
Fu Xuan puffed his cheeks and said, "Well... the general actually refused to replace me because I am rich."
"If you want to lose weight, you need to eat less."
"If I can't bear not to eat, I'll give you some advice!"
Fu Xuan laughed awkwardly and said, "Uh haha, Master Taibu, can you speak human language?"
Fu Xuan put away his angry expression and said, "Ahem, what I mean is that if I want to eat sweets, you must stop me."
Qingque made an OK gesture: "Okay, I got it!"
Fu Xuan's weight loss plan begins here.
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