[Bai Lu: If you consume too much sugar, you will indeed get fat.]
[Jing Yuan: Hiss, has Fu Qing gained weight recently? I haven’t noticed much.]
[Fu Xuan: Impossible, how could I be fat? I have always maintained a good figure (?`~′?)]
[Qingque: Yes, yes, our Taibu-sama will never get fat, absolutely.]
[March 7: I don’t believe it unless I, the genius tailor, measure it myself.]
[Xing: Why do I feel like this is more like my line (′?ω?)? ]
......
Actually, Xingbao wanted to ask her to measure Fu Xuan's size to see if she had gained weight recently.
I didn’t expect that March 7th would say it first.
Then, Xingbao and Sanyueqi realized a problem.
A very serious problem.
That is, when did they really become perverts∑( ̄□ ̄;)! ?
It's fine to put it in the secondary creation video, after all, no matter how they act there, they are not their real selves.
But now they can actually say the lines that are only said in the secondary creation videos without realizing it. This is simply too scary and too terrifying.
Could it be that the pure souls of these two people have been polluted by the secondary creation live broadcast room =????(???????)?
Ahem, regarding this topic, Mr. Chen Mo, the overlord of the universe, refused to answer, saying that it had nothing to do with him.
OK, let’s quickly move the camera back to the video:
In Taibusi, Fu Xuan began his daily work.
Nine in the morning.
A phone call came in, it was Xingbao's invitation: "Fu Xuan, Pam made milk tea, come to the train to taste it."
Hearing that there was his favorite milk tea, Fu Xuan happily replied: "Really? I'll be there right away..."
At this time, Qingque next to him looked over and stretched out two fingers to signal Fu Xuan not to forget that he was losing weight.
Fu Xuan could only reluctantly refuse Xing Bao's invitation: "Uh haha, I'm so busy with official duties that I can't be your guest. I'm really sorry."
Eleven o'clock in the morning.
Yukong called to invite him: "Master Taibu, I am a humble girl, but I recently passed the pilot's exam."
"I have prepared some desserts and delicacies. I hope you will come and celebrate at noon today."
When Fu Xuan heard there was dessert, he immediately replied happily: "Really? I will definitely be on time..."
At this time, Qingque next to him coughed twice to remind him.
Fu Xuan could only change his words in embarrassment and disappointment: "Ahem, I should go and congratulate you in person, but I have too much official business to attend to."
By five o'clock in the afternoon.
Jing Yuan called again: "Mr. Fu, today is the day to celebrate the immortal boat's destruction of the disaster."
"I have already held a banquet in Shen Ce Mansion, and specially invited Mr. Fu to come and toast with us."
Hearing that there was a big feast to eat, Fu Xuan said proudly: "Humph, since you said so, General, I will do it reluctantly..."
At this time, the bluebirds on both sides reminded again: "Where is the scale?"
000 Fu Xuanqi slammed the table, breaking his pen, and replied to Jing Yuan in anger: "Military duties have not been resolved, so I cannot grant you an amnesty."
After such a rejection, and because he hadn't eaten anything today in order to lose weight, Fu Xuan lay weakly on the table: "I'm so hungry, I really want to eat dessert~"
At this time, it's time to get off work.
"Hey, I'm finally off work."
Qingque stretched lazily and left the office before getting off work.
When Fu Xuan saw Qingque leaving, he chuckled, immediately put a big cake on the table, and picked up the knife and fork.
"Qingque finally left. Now I can secretly eat the cake I bought today."
As soon as Fu Xuan took a bite of the cake, a happy smile immediately appeared on his face.
"My sister said it's zero card~"
Now that you have decided to eat, don’t worry about whether you will get fat.
However, at this time, Qingque suddenly came back: "Master Taibu, I came back to get a document."
Seeing Fu Xuan eating secretly, Qingque was shocked: "Master Taibu, what are you doing..."
Being caught in such an embarrassing scene by his subordinates, Fu Xuan's expression changed from surprise, to embarrassment, to shame, and finally to anger.
Fu Xuan slammed the table and shouted: "You are so diligent now. I will demote you (▼皿▼#)!"
Then, Qingque was punished to sweep the streets.
But this was exactly what Qingque wanted.
"Hey, sweeping the streets is where slacking off ends up."
This time, Qingque won a great victory.
Chapter 293: Climbing onto the Dragon Statue
[March 7: Just eat if you want to. Look how uncomfortable Fu Xuan is. I usually don’t think about gaining weight. (Proud)]
[Jizi: Not everyone has the physique to eat whatever they want without gaining weight easily (¬_¬)]
[Jing Yuan: Fu Qing, actually there is nothing wrong with being a little bit wealthy. Eating well, drinking well, and being happy are the most important things.]
[Yukong: Ahem, just control yourself a little bit, just exercise more to help digestion.]
[Qingque: Ahem, Master Taibu rarely exercises.]
[Fu Xuan: I'm so busy, how can I have so much time to exercise (?`~′?)! ]
[Fu Xuan: Also, I don’t want to be rich, Sanyueqi you bad guy, don’t be so arrogant, I have a strong tolerance, I won’t eat like in the video (▼皿▼#)! ]
[Chen Mo: So Fu Xuan, you finally admitted that you would secretly eat snacks. (Funny)]
[Xing: I never expected that Fu Taibu is two-faced. (Funny +1)]
[Shiluwa: Oh, it’s okay, just eat and drink, we’ll talk about it when you get fat (▔,▔)ㄏ]
[Fu Xuan: Ahhh, so what if I ate it secretly (>д<)! ]
.....
For a moment, Fu Xuan actually had the urge to throw the jar into the air.
Since everyone knows it anyway, we might as well just eat snacks and desserts openly from now on.
At worst, I can just exercise with Yukong to help digest and lose weight.
Let’s watch the next video, a video that is a little more serious.
It can't just be fun, sometimes you have to be a little serious.
The title of this video is:
Try to Climb Up
Where should I try to climb up?
[Suchang: Climb up? Climb a mountain?]
[Topa: Climbing mountains, towers, slopes, ladders, and ropes. I don’t know which one it is (▔,▔)ㄏ]
[Bronya: The chances of climbing a mountain are the highest, but I don’t know which mountain it will be.]
[Chen Mo: Wumeng Mountain is connected to other mountains, and the moonlight shines on a small pool of water, so it must be Wumeng Mountain. (OK)]
[Luka: Where is this Wumeng Mountain? I’ve never heard of it. (scratching his head)]
[Chen Mo: As long as you want, Wumeng Mountain can appear anywhere.]
[Mirror Flow: I feel like you are talking about something very strange again (¬_¬)]
.....
On the big screen, the video starts playing:
In the Scaled Abyss Realm, at the Dragon Lord statue.
Dan Heng is troubled by Dan Feng from his previous life and comes here to relax.
Suddenly, he found a person climbing up the statue. He looked closer and saw that it was Xingbao: "What are you doingΣ(????)?` ‖?"
"We've been discovered." Xingbao was a little embarrassed, but had no intention of coming down.
Dan Heng hurried over and grabbed Xing Bao: "Come down quickly."
"I don't want it." Xingbao refused and said to Danheng: "Didn't you hear the voice of the Star God?"
Dan Heng was puzzled: "What's that sound?"
Xingbao said: "Some star god told me to try climbing up."
"No." Dan Heng shook his head. There were only the two of them here, and he really didn't hear any other sounds.
[Topa: So it's a dragon statue. I never expected that.]
[Walter: Could this Star God’s voice be...]
[Chen Mo: That can only be ahahahahahahahahaha]
[Ahaha: You said it was me, but it is very likely that it is me, yes, it must be me.]
[Tingyun: Apart from Changle Tianjun, there is indeed no other star god who is so idle.]
[Dan Heng: Why do you want to climb the Dragon Statue?]
[Ahaha: How would I know? It’s just fun.]
[Xing: I don’t understand, it’s up to you to do whatever you want in the video (¬_¬)]
.....
Back to the video:
After hearing Dan Heng say that he didn't hear any sound, Xing Bao expressed surprise: "How could this be? Is it because you don't have a star core in your body?"
Dan Heng continued to stop Xing Bao: "Anyway, come down quickly, it's very dangerous."
"Besides, this is a statue of the Dragon Lord of the Chiming Clan. If it gets damaged..."
Xingbao paused for a moment and asked, "Is this statue important to you?"
Dan Heng was stunned for a moment: "Well, I can't say that..."
Xingbao asked again: "Actually, I've always wanted to ask you, you really want to put aside your identity as Dragon Lord and go back to the train with us, right?"
Dan Heng answered without hesitation: "Of course."
Xingbao then asked: "Then why do you still maintain the appearance of Lord Yinyue?"
Dan Heng explained awkwardly: "This...is not something I can control."
"I tried to change back, but failed."
Xingbao guessed: "This may mean that Yinyue Jun's matter is still very important to you."
"No." Dan Heng shook his head to deny, and then Taikou said speechlessly: "Don't climb up while I'm thinking."
"Danger, danger." Xingbao slipped and almost fell.
Dan Heng said angrily: "You know it's dangerous but you still don't come down. What on earth do you want to do?"
Starbao grinned and said, "I'm going to stand up there and yell that I'm the Galaxy Batman, and you're going to come up there with me."
Dan Heng refused: "I won't go up, and what's the point?"
Xingbao replied: "Of course it makes sense."
"If it was Lord Yinyue, Lord Yinyue of the Chiming Clan, he could only stand at the foot of this statue and look up at its existence."
"And the nameless guest in the universe can climb to the top of this statue and shout, I am the cold-faced little blue dragon!"
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