[Xing: I felt a little happy.]

[Chen Mo: Be careful of Aha coming to your door. (Funny)]

......

On the big screen, the video starts playing:

Jingyuan and Ren walked into the elevator together. With a ding, the elevator door closed.

Ren looked inside the elevator and found that there was no button, so he asked Jing Yuan beside him: "Where is the elevator button?"

Jingyuan replied: "They added voice control to the elevator, so there are no buttons."

Ren thought this thing might not be reliable: "Voice recognition function? In the elevator of Luofu?"

“Have you tried this voice recognition feature?”

Jing Yuan's eyes wandered for a moment: "Uh, not yet, this is newly installed."

Ren asked: "Can this thing understand Luofu language?"

Jing Yuan cleared his throat and decided to give it a try: "Ahem, eleventh floor."

(Elevator Voice: Could you please repeat that?)

Ren frowned and said, "Eleventh floor."

Jing Yuan also tried again: "Eleventh floor, eleventh floor."

Blade followed: "11th floor."

(Elevator Voice: Could you please repeat that?)

The voice recognition function of this elevator doesn't seem to work very well.

Ren pointed at the elevator camera and asked Jingyuan: "Whose idea was this?"

Jing Yuan could only smile awkwardly, he didn’t know either, maybe it was the Engineering and Manufacturing Department?

Or maybe it was Taibusi?

Seeing Jing Yuan remained silent, Ren could only think of a solution himself: "Maybe we should try interstellar language, eleven, eleven."

Jing Yuan was immediately confused: "Doesn't this sound like an interstellar language?"

Ren looked at Jing Yuan unhappily and said, "Come here if you dare, Eleven."

Jing Yuan crossed his arms and complained: "Who taught you this, Elio?"

(Elevator Voice: Sorry, could you please repeat that?)

Jing Yuan and Ren cursed the elevator in their hearts, but they had to keep trying.

Chapter 17: The elevator that makes the people of Xianzhou crazy

Blade's interstellar language was unrecognizable, so it was Jing Yuan's turn: "Try Yalilo's, let's kiss, Eleven."

This time, it was Blade's turn to complain: "What language is this from Yalilo? Is it from a trash can?"

Jing Yuan retorted: "I'll listen to you, you smart guy."

(Elevator voice: Please speak slowly and clearly.)

Jing Yuan angrily cursed: "Stupid? (▼ヘ▼#)"

Blade sighed and continued: "eleven."

(Elevator Voice: Sorry, could you please repeat that?)

This clever elevator still didn't work properly, and the audience in the live broadcast room were already laughing.

[Su Chang: Oh my, I am laughing so hard that my stomach hurts.]

[Hook: Hahaha, Hook is so funny. Lord Hook thinks they have the talent to join the Mole Gang.]

[March 7: These two are so funny, they are also speaking interstellar language, what’s the difference?]

[Bronya: Yalilo language? Do you mean our side?]

[Swarovski: According to my database, this language does not exist on Yalilo VI.]

[Rakshasa: Although it is impolite to laugh, it is indeed difficult to hold back from laughing.]

[Jizi: Fortunately I didn’t drink coffee, otherwise I would have burst out laughing.]

[Bai Lu: Since Jing Yuan made me happy, I will give him a free brain treatment.]

[Xing: Speaking of trash cans, I am not sleepy anymore. I found some treasures in the trash cans of the space station ( ̄▽ ̄)]

[Chen Mo: When did you turn over the trash can?]

Now it was Chen Mo's turn to be confused. Without him noticing, Xing had actually started to attack the trash can at the Black Tower Space Station.

Trash Can God of War, has he awakened at this time?

.....

Let’s get back to the video:

The silly elevator's voice recognition function still couldn't recognize the voice. Ren couldn't hold back his anger and pointed at the camera and said, "Eleventh floor, if you still can't understand, go back to where you came from."

Jing Yuan on the side said sarcastically: "Wu, you're saying get lost now, right?"

Ren glanced at Jing Yuan unhappily and said, "Come on, get out of here after you're done. Don't think about your Luofu anymore."

(Elevator voice: Please speak slowly and clearly.)

Jingyuan still didn't give up and continued to repeat the floors: "Eleventh floor, eleventh floor, eleventh floor..."

Ren was annoyed by Jing Yuan's repetition: "Are you annoying?"

Jing Yuan's mentality was not very good: "I will repeat it until this thing can understand Luofu language, okay?"

"Eleventh floor, eleventh floor, eleventh floor..."

Ren's mentality collapsed: "It doesn't matter which floor you go to, just open the door!"

(Elevator Voice: This is a voice recognition elevator, please speak the floor you want to go to in a clear and calm voice.)

Ren was so angry that he laughed: "Calm down, calm down, how dare this bastard ask people to calm down."

Jing Yuan's form also collapsed, and his voice rose: "Because they know that if they sell this to the Xianzhou people, they will go crazy!"

(Elevator Voice: You haven't selected a floor yet.)

Jing Yuan put his face directly under the camera: "I told you, the eleventh floor!!"

Ren at the back shook his head and sighed, "What bad luck! I shouldn't have taken the elevator if I had known."

(Elevator Voice: If you want to leave this elevator, instead of selecting a floor, just say "Please open the door")

Ren pushed Jingyuan away and moved closer to the camera: "Please? Please?#*星际污语@%."

Jing Yuan said weakly: "Maybe we should say please?"

Ren looked at Jing Yuan with dissatisfaction and pointed at the camera: "I won't beg for this crap."

But Jingyuan decided to try again, and approached the camera with a pitiful look: "Can you please open the door?"

This kid took his turn to be sarcastic: "Please open the door. It's disgusting and pathetic."

(Elevator Voice: Please remain calm...)

Jingyuan was going crazy, grabbing his hair with both hands and spinning around in the elevator: "Ahhhhh, my grandma (>д<)!"

"Carry me on your back so I can get closer to talk to this idiot elevator guy. I don't believe I can't cure you today."

Jing Yuan jumped onto Ren's back and put his face close to the camera: "Hua Q, you old man, if you don't let us out, I will go to the Industrial and Manufacturing Division and ask them to tear your idiot apart."

"Then find the third-rate actress who dubbed you and give her a good beating."

Blade added: "Let Kafka send you a string of bombs."

Jing Yuan: "Blast you to pieces!"

Blade: "Blast you to pieces!"

Jing Yuan: "It's a mess!"

Blade: "It's a mess!"

.....

Ren carried Jing Yuan on his back, and the two mentally broken guys were howling in the elevator.

Just then, the elevator door opened, and outside were Kafka and Fu Xuan, who were chatting and laughing.

Seeing Ren and Jingyuan inside, one on their backs, Kafka and Shizuru were confused.

Jing Yuan quickly jumped off the back of the blade, and the two of them were in such an awkward situation.

Ren's eyes wandered for a moment, and he pointed upwards with forced calmness: "Do you want to take the elevator?"

The video ends with Kafka and Fu Xuan looking puzzled.

Chapter 18: Once you get on the train, you'll be under Pam's protection

[The live video has ended, and the participating characters are being rewarded...]

[Jing Yuan received the reward: the high-speed motorcycle Xingcha.]

[Blade obtains reward: a set of heavy motorcycle clothing that is resistant to collision, explosion and brakes.]

[Kafka receives a reward: a nap massage eye mask.]

[Fu Xuan received a reward: a set of high-speed Type-C mobile phone chargers.]

[The live broadcast room will be closed in ten minutes...]

After two videos in a row today, the audience is finally satisfied, but they still hope there will be more.

[Fu Xuan: How come I ended up on screen too? Fortunately, I didn’t get any outrageous plot.]

[Cloud Cavalry Soldier A: This is a damn elevator. If it were me, I would probably be so angry that my demonic body would explode.]

[Xue Yi: Where is the demonic body?]

[Esther: Uh, I was planning to install a voice elevator in the space station, but now I think I'll give up.]

[Alan: Well, don’t install a voice-controlled elevator. It looks scary.]

[Pam: Voice control seems unreliable, huh?]

[March 7: My mobile app is very useful, and the sound analysis is almost never wrong.]

[Xing: Maybe this only happens in elevators?]

[Chen Mo: From now on, I will never take any voice-controlled elevators. I am afraid.]

[Black Tower: Just watch it for fun. How can a living person be scared by an elevator?]

[Silver Wolf: Ah Ren has played two rounds in a row. I’m afraid I won’t be able to sleep tonight.]

[Shiluwa: Although I don’t know what a voice-controlled elevator is, I will just stay away from it when I see one next time.]

[Dan Heng: Oh, you deserve it.]

[Blade: Dan Heng, wait, I know where you are now.]

[Kafka: Aren, calm down.]

[Qing Ni: Um, am I the only one interested in General Jing Yuan's reward, the locomotive Star Raft?]

[Yukong: Qingni, are you itching for trouble again?]

[Qing Ni: No, no, I’m just curious.]

...

Once the ten minutes were up, the live broadcast room was closed.

On a commercial asteroid outside the Luofu Immortal Boat, Ren was lurking alone, waiting for the next instruction.

After exiting the live broadcast room, Ren immediately showed signs of going crazy, but quickly regained his composure.

Xianzhou Luofu, that is not his hometown, but it is better than his hometown.

The Five Heroes of the Cloud, what a glorious name it once was.

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