The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

Following Lao Wu and Xu Mengmeng, Miss Heizi and Chen Zixuan finally squeezed into the gate of the amusement park which was buffed by the National Day after queuing for 15 minutes to buy tickets...

"Suddenly...I feel a little regretful...I feel like we shouldn't have come..."

"Kuroko too..."

Looking at the seemingly endless number of heads in the amusement park, Chen Zixuan, who was serving as a bodyguard for a certain leader with double ponytails, immediately made a statement that dampened the morale of the group.

His statement was immediately seconded by the leader with twin ponytails beside him.

"Looking at the number of people... this scene... makes me want to go home... Sir, why don't we go back? Comrade Lao Wu has accumulated rich experience in picking up girls over the years. I believe he can complete the task you assigned and take down the enemy's bunker named Xu Mengmeng..."

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Ah...I have a severe cold...I am dying...

Standing corpse...

Chapter 184: I'm here~

"How can that be possible?!"

This time, Soldier Chen did not get the approval of his twin-tailed leader, but instead attracted a pair of white eyes from the other party~

"Since we have already promised Mr. Laowu that we will help him till the end, why would we just give up at the beginning and leave him hanging without even notifying him after he has started dating someone he likes? Besides, judging from Mr. Laowu's abnormal behavior regarding Xu Mengmeng in the past few days, Heizi feels that if we just leave him alone, the failure rate of this date and the bet made with Miss Xu Mengmeng in the past few days will definitely rise to 100%!"

"Then what do you mean..."

"Carry out as planned!"

Well, it seems that Chen Zixuan's idea of ​​turning back home and cheating Lao Wu because the sun was too strong and the amusement park was overcrowded was completely ruined by Miss Heizi, who was rigorous and kept her promises...

"So where should we go for our first date? A haunted house?"

After seeing his idea of ​​"Since Lao Wu has already made an appointment with Xu Mengmeng, let's go home" shattered, Chen Zixuan's voice began to become a little weak.

Compared to the man next to him, Chen Zixuan, who looked like he had just had an orgasm and had entered kidney deficiency mode, just looking at him made people want to stuff two Liuwei Dihuang Pills in his mouth.

At this moment, Miss Kuroko's serious look can be described as meticulous, as if she has returned to the style of making chicken buns in Academy City!

"No! Places like haunted houses are usually the deciding points! So they should usually be left for the last thing to visit! It would be best if the girl gets scared and throws herself into the boy's arms! For example~"

"For example... the last time you and I went to the Jiuyou Escape Room..."

"Do you want to be beaten again?" (side-eye)

"...Okay, then you tell me, the first amusement facility that Lao Wu took Xu Mengmeng to play should be..."

"Hehe~ Of course it's that one!"

Facing Chen Zixuan's weak question, the confident Miss Heizi immediately put on a meaningful smile, crossed her waist with her left hand, pointed forward with her right hand, and said to Chen Zixuan!

Following the direction of Miss Heizi's finger, Chen Zixuan turned his head...

What caught my eye was the largest amusement facility in the entire amusement park!

Inverted roller coaster....

"what--!!!"

"..."

"what--!!!"

"Ms. Shirai..."

"Please say~"

"Just inform Lao Wu, right? We don't have to go with them, right?"

"Mr. Chen, what do you think?"

"what--!!!"

Hearing the uniform screams coming from the inverted roller coaster in the distance and looking at Miss Heizi's smile that was as dazzling as the sun beside him, Chen, who was somewhat afraid of heights, suddenly broke out in cold sweat on his forehead!

"Gudu..."

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"So, which facility should we start with?"

Walking side by side with Lao Wu in the amusement park, Xu Mengmeng looked at the various amusement facilities around them with curiosity, and suddenly asked Lao Wu, who was standing beside her with his body tense due to nervousness.

And what about Old Five, who was so nervous that his face was covered with sweat and was waiting for Miss Heizi and Chen Zixuan to send him text messages?

After hearing Xu Mengmeng's sudden question, I felt a little at a loss for a moment.

"Um... that... Sister Xu... is there anything in these facilities... that you would like to play?"

"What I want to play?"

Seeing that Lao Wu, with a cold sweat on his face, threw the question back to her, Xu Mengmeng, who had come to the amusement park today because of Lao Wu's invitation, couldn't help but show a strange look on her face.

After taking another look at some of the more exciting rides around, he spoke to Lao Wu.

"I rarely come to places like this. Except for the time my parents brought me here when I was a child, I rarely come to places like this. So when you ask me what I want to play..."

Xu Mengmeng shrugged, meaning that she didn't have any good ideas.

"Is that so... then... then..."

Lao Wu's slightly panicked eyes began to look around irregularly, until suddenly he saw a little girl holding her mother and walking towards the carousel not far from them.

"Well! How about this, Sister Xu! Since we can't make up our minds, how about we start from the facility closest to us?"

"What's the closest ride to us?"

After hearing what Lao Wu said, Xu Mengmeng couldn't help but look in the direction of Lao Wu towards the facility closest to them...

After hearing Pleasant Goat's music and seeing the carousel full of children, this carefree woman couldn't help but laugh evilly.

"If you think you can afford to lose this person~"

"..."

Then, the two of them walked towards the amusement facility closest to them...

Lao Wu, who was extremely nervous because of his date with Xu Mengmeng, did not notice that the screen of the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly lit up when he was walking towards the carousel with Xu Mengmeng.

It shows a text message...

[First, take the inverted roller coaster to test Xu Mengmeng's courage. We are waiting for you in line at the entrance of the inverted roller coaster. Come on! ]

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The entrance to the inverted roller coaster facility...

Chen Zixuan, who had followed Miss Heizi to the entrance of the roller coaster in the formal queue, looked at the long queue behind him and found that Lao Wu and Xu Mengmeng were not in this crowded team.

I couldn't help but turn around and express my opinion to the twin-tailed leader who seemed to be looking forward to riding the roller coaster.

"That...Comrade Chief..."

"If you have anything to say, just say it."

"It seems that Lao Wu and the others didn't come..."

"what?"

After hearing what Chen Zixuan said, Miss Heizi, who was still stretching her head to look at the team in front, couldn't help but come back to her senses from her anticipation of riding the roller coaster. She turned her head to look at Chen Zixuan who was reporting the situation to her, and her eyebrows slightly frowned.

"Didn't you send a text message to Mr. Laowu?"

"Yeah...I sent it...the problem is they didn't come~"

"Why is this happening... Is it because there are too many visitors in the amusement park and it's too noisy that no one heard the sound of the text message?" Thinking of this, Miss Heizi couldn't help but stretch out her little hand to hold her cute little chin, standing next to Chen Zixuan with a thoughtful look.

Looking at Miss Heizi's thoughtful look, Chen Zixuan, who was afraid of heights and had no desire to ride an inverted roller coaster, which was an anti-human amusement facility for him, could not help but take the opportunity when Lao Wu was not there to express his expectations to Miss Heizi.

"Um...Comrade Chief...why don't we just stop doing this for now and go out and find them, then make plans after we lure them over?"

Chen Zixuan's words startled Miss Heizi, who was lost in thought, for a moment. Then, she raised her head, her eyes showing calmness, and her wine-red pupils seemed to have no meaningful emotional fluctuations...

"Chen Zixuan, Heizi, remember that your Celestial Empire seems to have a saying like this~"

"Uh...? What's that cliché?"

Hearing Miss Heizi's answer which was somewhat irrelevant to the question he asked, Chen Zixuan suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

As Chen Zixuan was feeling the bad premonition, Miss Heizi, who was standing side by side with Chen Zixuan in the queue waiting to ride the inverted roller coaster, couldn't help but reveal her lovely smile as warm as the sun again.

"I'm already here~"

Five minutes later, one of the rows of seats on the inverted roller coaster...

“Ah——!!! I’m dying, dying, dying, dying!!!”

"Chen Zixuan, you bastard! Where are you going to put your hands on Heizi! Quickly take your claws away from Heizi's chest! Ouch! Damn it! Don't pinch so hard! Ouch! It hurts!"

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Chapter 185 Do you like children?

What is it like for a grown man to ride a carousel?

I believe the first words that come to your mind are undoubtedly embarrassing, shameful, and ridiculous.

Well, at this point everyone will ask, how can a grown man go to ride a carousel alone? If that's not a brain bump, what is it? He must have found a cute and charming villain heroine to accompany him!

Then the question arises again! The music played by the carousel while it is spinning is indeed the song "Flower Fairy" sung by children. The lovely and charming villain girlfriend you invited stands beside you like a kind mother, looking at you with loving eyes like looking at her own son, while you are riding alone on the flawless white body of one of the plastic white horses in the carousel.

So what kind of experience is this?

Maybe it's as embarrassing as running naked on the street.

This is how the public servant named Lao Wu feels now. He never thought that he would be treated like this, and he took the initiative to ask for this kind of treatment...

"Xu... Sister Xu... you... you don't want to play?"

"I'll just watch you play~"

Xu Mengmeng's smile was full of kindness. This kindness pierced Lao Wu's sometimes strong and sometimes young heart. Sitting on the merry-go-round, he felt only embarrassed. The housewives around him who brought their children to play on the merry-go-round couldn't help but cast doubtful eyes on him.

Lao Wu felt that he had to find something to divert his attention in order to ease the embarrassment that was currently filling his heart, and communication and conversation were often the best ways and means in such a situation.

At the same time, he had the urge to have some degree of communication with Xu Mengmeng, who was standing beside him like a mother. He couldn't help but notice a strange sign in Xu Mengmeng. That was, while Xu Mengmeng was accompanying him as he rode the wooden horse alone, her eyes seemed to be looking at the children around her who were riding on the wooden horses and laughing happily.

There is a faint desire in his eyes...

"Um, Sister Xu?"

"Ok?"

"You seem to like children very much?"

Lao Wu asked the question that was in his mind, although he just asked it casually to divert his attention and stop feeling embarrassed.

But what was unexpected was that when Lao Wu asked this question, the smiling expression on Xu Mengmeng's face standing beside him couldn't help but pause slightly.

"Why are you asking me this all of a sudden?"

"Because I saw you staring at the kids around you."

"...Is that so?"

After hearing what Lao Wu said, Xu Mengmeng did not answer immediately, but remained silent for a moment in front of Lao Wu before speaking again.

"Yes... Aren't they cute? And as they grow up, the future of our country will be shouldered by them."

Should I say that I am worthy of being a person who came out of the melting pot of the military? Is this related to the future of the motherland?

However, having said that, Lao Wu could not refute Xu Mengmeng's broader point. After all, no matter what, the cycle of a country's operation is to transfer responsibility from one generation to the next.

"The prerequisite is that they have to quit playing games like Honor of Kings first..."

"King of pesticides?"