The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

A trace of confusion appeared on Xu Mengmeng's face. Having never played mobile games or PC games, she couldn't understand Lao Wu's remarks.

"It's a very popular mobile game recently. From primary school students to young people entering the society, many people like to play it, especially primary school students. Many of them have suffered a decline in their grades because of playing games!"

Once the conversation started, Lao Wu was no longer embarrassed in front of Xu Mengmeng. He raised his head and began to talk to Xu Mengmeng, who looked puzzled, about the various persecutions of electronic heroin on teenagers and children in modern society.

So that they can't indulge in various cases of learning~

"You don't know, Sister Xu! When I was at the police station, I received a case of a primary school student who secretly used his father's phone to recharge nearly 30,000 yuan in the mobile game "King of Glory" in order to buy skins for the characters in the game! His father thought his bank account had been stolen and called us to report the case!"

"Is there such a thing?"

"Can you?"

"So no one cares about this?"

"We can regulate it, but the operator is operating legally, and after the incident, they actively cooperated to rectify the game. Their turnover in a few months can reach tens of billions. You can't ask them to shut down the game and the game company just because of this incident, right? Besides, even if they shut down the game, the huge profits and benefits generated by such games have been seen by many other game operators. If you don't do it, there will be others who will do it. So in the final analysis, this kind of thing can only depend on the self-consciousness of these flowers of the motherland~"

"That's it..."

Xu Mengmeng did not give any serious response to Lao Wu's nonsense, nor did she ask any further questions. She just continued talking with her eyes fixed on the children who were riding on the carousel and laughing happily beside her.

After a long silence...

"Old Five, do you like children?"

"Hey?!"

When Xu Mengmeng, who had been silent, suddenly asked this question, Lao Wu's face, which had originally seemed relatively calm, immediately showed a dazed look.

He didn't quite understand Xu Mengmeng's question.

perhaps?

[Sister Xu is testing whether I have the same hobbies as her? If that is the case... then my answer should be...]

"I like them. As long as they are not the kind of naughty kids who play games on their phones all day long, why shouldn't I like these future successors? The legendary Red Star with five stripes was my idol when I was a kid!"

"...Is that so?"

With Lao Wu's answer which seemed to cater to her preferences, Xu Mengmeng's already gloomy expression became even gloomier.

"Maybe... we are really not suitable for each other..."

Xu Mengmeng murmured softly, her voice as thin as a mosquito, as if she deliberately spoke so quietly, as if she didn't want Lao Wu to hear...

"What? Sister Xu, what did you say?"

"No...nothing..."

As expected, with the buff of National Day, in the crowded amusement park that seemed extremely noisy and bustling, Xu Mengmeng's deliberately lowered voice was not heard by Lao Wu, or he could not hear it clearly.

Faced with Lao Wu's continued questioning, who was not able to hear clearly, Xu Mengmeng, who was intentionally hiding something, suddenly put on a somewhat fake smile on her face.

She smiled and turned her gaze to Lao Wu, then spoke to him in the gentlest tone possible.

"nothing..."

At this moment, the spinning carousel just stopped...

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Chapter 186 Let’s just assume this for now

The public benches in the amusement park are quietly placed on the roadside. They are like the ladies in the high-end clubs, sticking their butts out on the street, waiting for the men passing by to come and visit them.

That fearless posture has a kind of heroic spirit that embraces all rivers~

The two buttocks suddenly meet it, and they fall naturally and fit seamlessly with the seat of the bench.

“Hu~ha~hu…hu…”

"Ouch~ ah~ it hurts~ ouch~"

The man's heavy breathing and the girl's painful groan sounded almost at the same time.

The charm that the public bench had previously displayed was quickly covered up.

The girl's eyes were filled with tears, and her face under her burgundy bangs showed endless grievances.

The man's forehead was covered with drops of salty sweat, and his face was as pale as if a nerd who had not exercised for years suddenly ran ten kilometers.

Suddenly, the man spoke, breathing heavily, and his tone sounded as if his body had been hollowed out.

"Ouch... huh... this inverted roller coaster is definitely an anti-human design... the designer should kneel down in public to apologize... oh no... I can't take it anymore... I'm going to die..."

"Well! It's you who should kneel down and apologize in public, you bastard! You actually stretched out your hand right after the roller coaster started! If it weren't for the safety bar that fixed Kuroko on the seat, Kuroko would have had his palm in close contact with your greasy, smelly face! That's right! It's not too late to fight now! Put your face towards Kuroko, you bastard!"

Miss Heizi, holding her left chest with a look of pain on her face, turned her head angrily and raised her soft and boneless little hand high towards the man beside her!

Because of his fear of heights, the man named Chen rode the roller coaster. Even after he got off the platform, his legs were still a little weak and there was a look of fear on his face. However, when the girl raised her hand to slap him, he immediately raised his hand that was also covering his heart, protecting his face, which was not handsome but definitely not ugly.

"No, no, no! My dear lady! I am afraid of heights, so I did something that made you angry unconsciously. Since it was unintentional, please let me go this time!"

"Unintentional?! If you are afraid of heights, why didn't you tell Heizi in advance? And! Would you unconsciously grab a lady's breasts with your hands without intention?! In Heizi's opinion, you are just itchy because you haven't yawned for a long time!"

The furious Miss Heizi did not accept Chen Zixuan's explanation. Her hand, which was already raised high, was raised a little higher!

Seeing this, a person suffering from acrophobia didn't care about his weak legs and quickly jumped up from the public bench in the park and ran to the side, keeping a psychologically safe distance from the angry little lion with twin ponytails.

Then said it loudly!

"Isn't it because I saw that you seemed to want to ride a roller coaster?! Otherwise, who would follow you to ride such an inhumane design!"

"!"

Miss Heizi, who raised her hands high, froze in anger on her face. She stared blankly at the man who jumped up from the chair and ran to the side, looking at her in horror as she tried to explain herself.

My hands also began to slowly lower themselves unconsciously and inadvertently.

"You said, you thought Kuroko really wanted to ride the roller coaster...so you ignored your fear of heights and rode with Kuroko?"

"Yes, yes, yes! Whatever the young lady wants to do, I will accompany her to the end even if it means sacrificing my life! That's why I didn't say I'm afraid of heights!"

Looking at the face of the twin-tailed young lady, whose rage was slowly calming down, Xiao Chen, who didn't want to be beaten up in the street by his future girlfriend, quickly agreed with his young lady's inference!

This also successfully resolved the crisis of him being beaten up in the street by the loli.

"...Forget it, I'll let you go for now, but Kuroko doesn't want to experience this kind of thing a second time, understand? If you don't know where to put your claws during the rest of the game, then don't blame Kuroko for being ruthless!"

"Of course! Of course!" Chen Zixuan responded to Miss Heizi's warning like a lackey, and he looked as if he had written "Imperial Army! I am a good citizen!" on his face with the same marker that other girls used to write "Don't mess with me" on their bellies!

"Well...then..."

As she spoke, Miss Heizi, who had come out of her angry state, couldn't help but have a blush on her face that was unique to a shy girl. She hugged her hands around her chest that was still aching, turned her head to the side, and her cute head couldn't help but raise up proudly!

"Next, in order to apologize to Heizi more deeply, you should accompany Heizi to play all the entertainment facilities in the amusement park!"

"Ah...ah?"

"Didn't you hear me? I told you to accompany Heizi to play all the facilities in the amusement park in the next period of time!"

"No... No! Miss Shirai! Aren't we here today to help Lao Wu secretly arrange a date? How... Why are you playing by yourself?"

Chen Zixuan looked at the tsundere young lady with twin ponytails in front of him in a daze. Just now, when he entered the amusement park and saw the huge crowds of people inside, which was buffed by the National Day, and clamored to go home, didn't this Miss Shirai say that she would help Comrade Lao Wu to the end, thus rejecting his suggestion of backing out?

Why are you now ready to leave Mr. Laowu, the protagonist of this trip to the amusement park, aside and start playing by yourself?

"Mr. Laowu, what about Mr. Laowu? As for Mr. Laowu, Heizi suddenly felt that it would be better for him to get along with Sister Xu by himself today. Think about it! After all, he was the one pursuing Sister Xu, not you and me. But she just listened to our arrangements as if nothing had happened? What is this? Isn't this a bit of a deception to Sister Xu's feelings? So while we are helping her, it mainly depends on Mr. Laowu's own efforts!"

"Um... that is to say..."

"That is to say, just leave all matters concerning the date with Sister Xu to Mr. Lao Wu! As for us..."

"As for us?"

At this point, the blush on Miss Heizi's turned-away face deepened a little.

"I've already bought the tickets... they cost several hundred yuan... it would be such a waste if I don't try all the rides..."

"..."

What kind of thing is this? He said he was here to help Lao Wu, but after entering the amusement park, he didn't meet Lao Wu and just ignored his date and went out to have fun?

So, is this Miss Shirai here to help others with their dates, or is she here to date herself?

Wait! A date with yourself?!

Thinking of this, Chen Zixuan's expression froze for a moment, and then he looked incredulously at Miss Heizi, who was still sitting on the public bench with her hands folded in front of her chest and a proud look on her face.

In my heart, I seem to have guessed something...

"No...that...Miss Shirai...the reason you said you didn't care about Old Five...are you planning to date me..."

"Why are you talking so much nonsense! Hei Zi said it! I just don't want to waste the amusement park tickets! I'm just trying to save money, understand? Save money!"

Well... let's just assume this for now...

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Chapter 187 seems like an opportunity?

Lao Wu thinks that Xu Mengmeng, his favorite goddess, is weird!

It's really really strange!

Judging from the appearance of most women, once they arrive at an amusement park, most girls will like to choose some relatively exciting entertainment facilities to play. Even if they are a little scared, they will challenge the amusement facilities such as pirate ships, crazy roller coasters that hang people upside down and stagnate dozens of meters in the air, and big pendulum clocks accompanied by men!

Worst case scenario? Maybe we could try some gentle rides like the Skybike?

As a result, what made Lao Wu himself cover his face was that the girl next to him took off her clothes and her whole body was covered with explosive muscles, exuding a murderous aura.

What I like are those recreational facilities for younger people...

Or to put it another way, she would go to where there were more children in the playground...

Although, Lao Wu thinks that liking children is not a shortcoming that men cannot accept for a woman, but rather an advantage that can be called a good wife and a good mother...

But if you like your kids so much that they want to ride those rides that are mostly only played by kids under ten years old...

A normal man might find it unacceptable...

For example, the amusement facility called "Panda Climbing a Tree" that Xu Mengmeng is dragging me to ride now...

How come it's the kind of rocking car that's placed in front of a small supermarket on the street, where you pay one dollar for a ride and it lasts three minutes each time!

The only difference is that this rocking car will slowly rise to a height of about five meters from the ground while rocking back and forth, and it can only carry two people!

That's all...

If you want to dig deeper into the differences between this thing and those rocking cars at the entrance of supermarkets, I guess the only difference is that the music played has changed from the well-known "Pleasant Goat" to a nostalgic old song like "Lick tits~ You lick tits with a smile~ It's like chrysanthemums blooming in the spring breeze~ Blooming in the spring breeze~"

However, looking at Xu Mengmeng who was smiling like a child beside him, Lao Wu, who felt like he was on a kindergarten school bus and was so embarrassed that he wanted to jump off the kindergarten school bus five meters above the ground, couldn't help but try hard to learn the skills of the ninjas~

Like holding back shit, I accompanied Xu Mengmeng, who ignored other people's feelings and only cared about her own pleasure, to complete the whole process...

"Not bad, not bad~ Although it's my first time here~ But it makes me feel like I've returned to my childhood~ By the way, Little Five~ What are we going to play next?"

"Next...next?!"

Lao Wu, who had just rolled down from the rocking car called "Panda Climbing a Tree", broke out in cold sweat on his embarrassed face after hearing these questions from Xu Mengmeng, who looked very satisfied.

After all, during the next long date with Xu Mengmeng in the amusement park, he didn't want to be pointed at by a group of naughty children who were led by adults to wait for the next group to play the younger rides and said, "Mom, why do those uncles and aunts want to play with things that only we kids can play with?" Such remarks would embarrass him for the rest of his life...

"Then...that Sister Xu?"

"Ok?"

"How about...how about...we go find something more suitable for people of our age to play with...what do you think?"

"Is it more suitable for people of our age?"

When Zhou Yaxue heard Lao Wu's stammering proposal, she was stunned for a moment, but soon the smile of seeing through everything appeared on her face again.

"Oh~ You're afraid that some kids will say you're too childish, right? You think it's embarrassing to play those childish things with me, right?"

"Ah! No! No no! I don't think like that! I..."