The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

When he saw Xu Mengmeng, he revealed his little thoughts with one word. Old Wu, who stuttered a little, couldn't speak clearly at this moment...

However, Xu Mengmeng's attitude seemed very generous. Looking at the embarrassed Lao Wu, she reached out and patted his shoulder hard without caring.

"It's okay, it's okay~ Don't worry about it~ It's really a bit difficult for you, a grown man, to accompany me to play these things for young people~ Then next~ you can choose what to play~"

"I...I get to choose?!"

There was some surprise on Lao Wu's face. He had never expected that Xu Mengmeng, who had had the right to choose from the very beginning, would be so considerate to hand the initiative to him at this moment.

This situation made him a little helpless for a moment. After all, although he had been in love and had girlfriends before, most of those women were met in bars and nightclubs. To make a date, he just had to go to the bar, act cool, get the other person drunk, and then drag her directly to a small hotel!

This was the first time for him to have a pure date with a man and a woman at a place like an amusement park!

Asking him to choose the attractions to play is even more difficult than looking for Tom and Jerry comics on the Internet!

"Then...how about...let's go to the haunted house?"

Lao Wu, who couldn't think of any fun things or exciting facilities that could scare women into running into men's arms, gave this suggestion!

Unexpectedly, when he said that they wanted to go to the haunted house, Xu Mengmeng, who had originally had a carefree look on her face, instantly had her heroic smile frozen on her beautiful face.

He started to stutter as the nervous Lao Wu did when speaking...

"Ghost...haunted house..."

"How...how is it possible! Isn't it just a haunted...haunted house?! What's there to be afraid of?! Just go...go! Ha...haha...I remember that if it's a haunted...haunted house, you should go this way..."

Having said that, Xu Mengmeng did not go to close the door. Seeing her suddenly change her expression, Lao Wu, who looked puzzled, turned around and walked towards the direction of the haunted house marked on the ticket...

[Could it be... am I just a blind cat that has caught a dead mouse? Sister Xu... is actually afraid of ghosts? ]

After noticing the unnatural look on Xu Mengmeng's body after hearing the word "haunted house", Lao Wu couldn't help but have this thought in his mind.

At the same time, a hint of excitement rose from his inner tension, because he vaguely felt that from the morning when they met at the amusement park until now, this beautiful instructor who seemed gentle to him, but actually wrapped herself up like an iron virgin and didn't give him any chance, seemed to have finally exposed her own shortcomings in front of him...

[Maybe... this is an opportunity...]

Lao Wu, who was walking towards the haunted house behind Xu Mengmeng, thought so...

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Chapter 188: Another Haunted House

"Ah~~~The sky is spinning...Ah~~~The earth is spinning...My world is spinning..."

"..."

"You know what, Miss~ This scene... reminds me of a song~~~"

"Spin~jump~never stop... Ugh!!!"

Before they could even sing two lines of this well-known Chinese song, a guy who looked like he was drunk and couldn't even walk in a straight line grabbed a tree next to him and started retching like crazy...

Although he couldn't vomit anything out of his mouth, just looking at his posture made people worry. They were worried that he would vomit out everything in his stomach, including the stomach sac and large intestine!

The girl with twin ponytails beside him couldn't help but change her face into a look of disgust after seeing the useless look of the man. She never thought that this useless guy who was accompanying her, besides being afraid of heights, couldn't even withstand three minutes of high-speed rotation?

As soon as he got down from the rotating teacup, he looked like he was about to die, and his face was so pale that it made people wonder whether they should call 120 for emergency assistance?

Or maybe? Would it be better to fight at the crematorium?

To be honest, considering Chen Zixuan's current situation, it's a good thing that he met Miss Heizi, a noble woman from Japan who doesn't have such high requirements for men. If he had met a Chinese girl who values ​​her boyfriend's masculinity more.

Who knows, when he was retching like a loser leaning against a tree, she might turn around and leave him without hesitation~

But even so, our twin-tailed Miss Shirai couldn't help but ask a question to a man who couldn't stand the spinning and vomited...

"How long are you going to vomit?"

"I...I don't...vomit~~~"

"Oh my god, Heizi, go buy you a bottle of water, just vomit first~"

As she said this, Miss Heizi, who couldn't bear to watch any more, looked around and then walked towards the nearest vending machine...

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After drinking a bottle of mineral water that Miss Heizi helped buy, he leaned against the landscape tree in the park for another half an hour.

Chen Zixuan's face, which was as pale as that of a person who had died seven days after his death, finally relaxed.

And just at the moment when Chen Zixuan's expression just eased up! Seeing his condition improve, Miss Heizi couldn't help but let his fragile heart rise to his throat, just like before he accompanied Miss Shirai on the inverted roller coaster.

"Have you recovered?"

"Almost...almost..."

"Really? Then what should we do next?"

"...Gulp."

Miss Heizi pretended to be in deep thought, and looking at Miss Heizi's thoughtful look, the sweat on the forehead of a man named Chen immediately fell like rain!

However, maybe he took into consideration that he had promised his daughter Shirai that he would accompany her to play all the facilities in the amusement park...

He did not beg for mercy because of the decision that Miss Heizi was about to make, which would probably make him, a person with acrophobia, crawl on the side of the road and vomit nausea.

He just fell into silence, gritting his teeth as if forcing himself to endure some extremely painful feeling, waiting for Miss Heizi's decision which would be like the doomsday judgment for him.

[Useless guy...]

Miss Heizi, who had a clear view of Chen Zixuan's performance at the moment, made such a complaint in her heart, but perhaps because she saw that Chen Zixuan seemed to be unable to bear it, she was very considerate and did not say to Chen Zixuan, "Let's continue with some high-level stuff."

Instead, she put on an extremely reluctant look, and looked at Chen Zixuan, who was gritting his teeth and waiting for her judgment, from the corner of her eye. She said after a moment of silence.

"...How about going to a haunted house?"

"Ghost...haunted house?"

Upon hearing Miss Heizi's decision, Chen Zixuan's face immediately changed to one of surprise. He considered that Miss Heizi might take him to the pirate ship to sing "Only I Swing the Most~", and also considered letting him ride on the whitewater rafting ship to experience the feeling of getting wet in the hot autumn day. He also considered that Miss Heizi would take him to the rotating swing, an entertainment facility with an inhumane design after the rotating teacup, and spin it more than thirty times!

But what he never expected was that after giving up on helping Lao Wu to conquer Xu Mengmeng, the lovely and charming Miss Shirai beside him would actually decide to go to the haunted house with him?

You know, last time...

Well, it was Old Chen who asked for his own death last time. He was locked in the morgue cabinet in the escape room for more than ten minutes by Miss Heizi, so he was beaten so badly at that time...

Actually, if you think about it carefully, if Lao Chen hadn't been so suicidal last time, and had made good use of the dark environment of the haunted house that made Miss Heizi give in...

Who knows, he might even experience the wonderful feeling of a little girl being scared and running into his arms~

So in the final analysis, the last time he was beaten and the conflicts he had with Miss Heizi were all because he didn't seize the opportunity.

But no matter how he analyzed it, Chen Zixuan was able to get this information from the last incident when he and Miss Heizi went to play the Jiuyou Escape Room.

That is, for ghosts or haunted houses and ghost stories...

Our Miss Heizi doesn't seem to have much resistance~

And this time, she actually took the initiative to suggest going to the haunted house?

"Hehe~ Hehehehe~ Slurp~"

"What are you grinning about? Your saliva is dripping out. It's disgusting, you know that?"

"Well... it's nothing, nothing~ As for the haunted house! I believe that as a three-good youth who grew up under the red flag, I can accompany you to the end!"

Hearing Miss Kuroko's disgusted reminder, Chen Zixuan, who had already imagined his own Miss Shirai entering the haunted house and being frightened by the evil ghosts, falling into his arms, revealing the unique fragility of a woman, burying her head in his chest and crying, hurriedly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth!

Then he patted his chest and made this promise to Miss Heizi!

His confident look immediately aroused suspicion in the heart of Miss Heizi, who wanted him to have a rest and prevent him from being killed by the series of exciting rides in the amusement park and eventually having to call an ambulance to pick him up!

"I always feel like you're thinking about something bad~"

"How... How is it possible~ my Lord Shirai~"

"..." (looks suspiciously)

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Happy National Day everyone!

Speaking of which, on this day of national celebration, do you have any tickets? Hehehehe~ (rubbing hands)

Chapter 189: Is this a deal?

Time passed noon unknowingly, and Lao Wu, who was following Xu Mengmeng, discovered a strange phenomenon.

It seemed that the closer Xu Mengmeng got to the haunted house in the amusement park, the greater the amplitude of Xu Mengmeng's body trembled.

He simply couldn't imagine, as a tough female man, why Xu Mengmeng, a devilish female instructor who retired from the army, would have such a girlish weakness?

But it doesn't matter anymore~ After all...

With such a weakness that can be called a breakthrough, how could Lao Wu, a guy whose intentions are known to everyone, not take advantage of it?

only...

[Where on earth did Lao Chen and the others go? Where did they help as promised? ]

I touched the smartphone in my pocket, which had never received any messages or calls since I entered the amusement park...

The fifth one, with a sad face, could only sigh to the sky...

【Be careful when making friends~】

Having said that, facing the current situation where he is clearly being cheated by the stupid couple from Chen Zixuan's family, shouldn't Mr. Lao Wu consider breaking up with the man surnamed Chen and his unmarried loli wife after today?

Hmm...it seems like I can seriously consider it, huh?

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Since the extremely considerate Miss Heizi had taken the initiative to suggest going to the haunted house, revealing such a clear flaw to Chen Zixuan, how could Chen Zixuan refuse?

I believe that our classmate Chen will not only not refuse, but may even happily take the initiative to pull Miss Heizi towards the haunted house, right?

Isn't it? As soon as he heard Miss Heizi's proposal to go to the haunted house, Chen Zixuan immediately felt like he had drunk a whole box of Indian magic oil!

Without feeling dizzy or having eyesight problems, I can knock down dozens of old women in one breath, and at the same time, I can accompany Miss Heizi to ride all the rides marked on the amusement park ticket three or four times!

He was as impatient as a teddy bear, and he even wanted to grab the invisible, colorless and odorless air that filled the surrounding space and suck and insert it a few times!

"When you heard Heizi say that he wanted to go to the haunted house, you seemed very excited, Chen Zixuan?"

Miss Shirai, who was being grabbed by the wrist by our classmate Xiao Chen and almost dragged away by him, suddenly asked the guy walking in front of her in a meaningful tone.

And the Teddy being asked...Ah no! The man being asked, when he heard Miss Heizi's question, his entire body that was constantly moving forward couldn't help but stiffen for a moment.

Then he quickly slowed down his pace...

"Is there...is there any?"

"No? You're walking almost as fast as you can run."

"Um... I... I was in such a hurry because I thought that the haunted house we were going to next was a place suitable for people with acrophobia like me to rest."

Chen Zixuan, who was aware of Miss Heizi's bad intentions through her sixth sense as a woman, immediately made such an excuse!

You know, he would never say to the cute and charming Miss Heizi who had slept with him (so he thought), "I'm acting so impatiently because I want to see you get scared and run into my arms."

But unfortunately, the seemingly reasonable reason he gave did not win Miss Heizi's complete trust.

"Really? But Heizi doesn't think so. Otherwise, why are you avoiding me and not even looking at me? Compared to what you said, Heizi thinks that you are so eager to go to the haunted house for some other purpose."

"..."

Chen Zixuan did not reply, and Miss Heizi, who was grabbed by the wrist and dragged away by Chen Zixuan with a suspicious look on her face, did not continue to ask Chen Zixuan who was obviously hiding something from her.

But on that lovely smiling face, there was a hint of caution towards the back of the man who was pulling her away...

Finally, after walking a not very short distance and squeezing through the crowds of people who came to the amusement park with their families during the National Day holiday, the two finally arrived at the door of the haunted house together.

However, just as they arrived at the haunted house and were about to drag Miss Heizi to line up to buy tickets, Chen Zixuan saw two familiar figures in the long queue in front of the haunted house...

That was Lao Wu who had lost them in the morning, and the violent female instructor Xu Mengmeng who had an appointment with Lao Wu today...

"Um... Lao Wu and the others are here too... what should I do?"