The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

"Don't let go!" (firmly)

"You insist on not letting go, don't you?!" (Raises an eyebrow)

"Yeah!" (keep going)

"Ouch!" (bite)

"Ugh..." (pain)

Finally, after seeing that Chen Zixuan, who was holding her in a princess hug, really had no intention of letting go, the angry Miss Heizi had no choice but to open her little mouth and bite Chen Zixuan's shoulder!

As a result, Heizi, who was prepared to let go of Chen Zixuan and let him fall to the ground because of the pain after being bitten by her, found that Chen Zixuan, who was obviously hurt by her bite, frowned deeply because of the pain in his shoulder, but had no intention of letting go.

So, after biting Chen Zixuan's shoulder tightly for a minute or two, and tasting a faint taste of blood in her mouth, but still seeing that the man who was holding her had no intention of letting go, Miss Heizi's small mouth, which had a strong bite force, finally relaxed slowly.

She felt a little embarrassed being held in a princess hug by a man she hated on the street. Finally, unable to bear the man's strong attitude, she loosened her cruel mouth and could only silently bury her blushing face in the relatively solid chest of the man who was holding her, muttering to herself with a grumpy look on her face.

"Damn bastard...Heizi, I will never let you off for what happened today...Heizi, just wait for me..."

"Ah~ I'm waiting. I find that since we met, there seem to be a lot of things you have to wait for. When you have rounded up the number, come and settle with me~"

"Um... Baka..."

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Chapter 25: Ridiculous Things I Did Before

That night...

In the bustling neighborhood, there is a small bar called Hongye...

The bar was bustling with activity, and you could hear the sound of people playing finger-guessing games and shaking corks when they poured out their glasses...

A man in sportswear walked into the door of the bar with his hands in his pockets...

Then he heard...

"Old Chen, Old Chen! Here, here!"

Chen Zixuan walked towards the direction where the voice came from, and after sitting down, he looked at the man sitting opposite him with a confused look on his face, and then asked.

"Hey? What's going on? Why hasn't the wine been served yet?"

"I'm waiting for you to pay. You have to pay for the wine here as soon as it's served!"

"..."

"Why are you looking at me like that? You made an agreement with me on the phone today! You were going to buy me a drink! What?! Are you trying to renege on your debt?"

Faced with Lao Wu's look, as if he owed him something, Chen Zixuan was speechless and could only sigh. Then he turned his head and asked the bartender of the Red Leaf Bar to come over and serve a case of beer to the table where he was sitting.

After opening two bottles and drinking one bottle each with Lao Wu who sat opposite me, we started to chat about some nonsense topics while burping...

"Hmm... I mean, Chen Zixuan... I haven't seen you for a long time. It's probably been half a year since our last class reunion. When you called me that day, I was shocked to see your name on the phone."

Lao Wu, who finished a bottle of beer before Chen Zixuan, said this. Then, while Chen Zixuan, who was drinking slower, was still drinking, Lao Wu suddenly lowered his head and deliberately lowered his voice and asked Chen Zixuan, who was still blowing the bottle, in a mysterious tone:

"Did you really get a loli!?"

“Poof!!! Cough cough cough… er… ah…”

Chen Zixuan was startled by the question asked by the other party. He choked on the beer and coughed for a long time. Finally, after coughing out all the beer in his trachea, he responded with two unclear words, which was considered as his answer to Lao Wu's question.

After hearing Chen Zixuan's somewhat vague affirmative answer, the small eyes of the fifth man opposite him, which were not too big to begin with, immediately narrowed into a slit, and a meaningful and disgusting smile appeared on his face.

"Sure, comrade~ Your dedication to the core values ​​of socialism and the persistence of the people in the world of heaven for Lolita has successfully attracted my attention!"

"What the hell... Lao Wu, please don't use this constructive slogan that was common in the 1980s and then adapt it to complain about my current situation."

Looking at the despicable look displayed by Lao Wu, Chen Zixuan said that he did not want to continue to discuss this issue with him.

But, they are all young people~ Lao Wu, who was unwilling to let go of this topic, did not care about Chen Zixuan's appearance of wanting to avoid talking about it. For him, friends' embarrassing stories were his greatest spiritual food, followed by online games such as DNF or League of Legends.

"Oh, what's the big deal, Old Chen? Who doesn't make some principled mistakes when they are young? As long as people don't go to the police station to sue you, you can just pretend that nothing happened. Why are you so fussy about it?" Old Five, who seemed like an experienced person, said to Chen Zixuan without any concern.

It was his performance that immediately caused Chen Zixuan, who didn't want to say much about this matter, to refute it.

"What do you mean by a little mistake? Do you mean that what I encountered today, you have experienced it before? Have you made this kind of mistake before?"

"Well... well... I have never come across a minor, let alone touched one, and I am not brave enough to touch one like you did. However, I did do some rather ridiculous things in the past few years."

"Oh?" Hearing Lao Wu actually say that he had done some ridiculous things in the past, Chen Zixuan's expressionless face couldn't help but show a little curiosity. He raised his eyebrows slightly and asked this question.

"What's the matter? Tell me about it."

"Why should I tell you this?" Lao Wu, who seemed unwilling to mention it, retorted.

"Just because you have evidence of my crime and you are my friend, is this a valid reason?"

Chen Zixuan's words caused Lao Wu to fall into a brief silence. After a while, Lao Wu looked at Chen Zixuan and finally sighed deeply and told Chen Zixuan about his embarrassing experience in the past.

"...Well, it's not something like what you encountered today that's serious enough to get you arrested and sentenced, so I'll just tell you about it."

Lao Wu acted weak and with some nostalgia in his eyes, and when Chen Zixuan heard that Lao Wu really wanted to tell him about his embarrassing experiences in the past, he couldn't help but put on an expression of listening attentively.

"Well...it happened two years ago. My ex-girlfriend ran off with another man after breaking up with me. A few months later, she suddenly came to me again and said that she was pregnant by that man, and that he was a scumbag and didn't want her anymore. She wanted to be with me again. I was silent for a while and then told her to give birth to the child and I would raise it."

Having said that, Lao Wu paused for a moment, and taking advantage of this opportunity, Chen Zixuan interrupted and asked a question.

"and after?"

"What happened next? Eight months later, her baby was born, and I ran away without her."

"..."

"What? Looking at your expression, are you going to call me crazy?"

"No, for what you did, I just want to say, well done!"

After listening to Lao Wu's story, Chen Zixuan, who had been silent for a while, immediately gave Lao Wu a thumbs up.

Then, the two of them opened a bottle of beer for themselves with silent smiles.

"Tell me, Lao Chen, you came to me for a drink this time and said you wanted my help with something. What is it?"

Now that all the gossip had been said, Lao Wu, who knew that Chen Zixuan was the type of person who didn't like to procrastinate, immediately went straight to the point and asked Chen Zixuan why he came to see him this time.

"What's the matter...well...I came here this time to ask you for a favor...Hey, Laowu, can your police station still handle household registration now?" After organizing his words slightly, Chen Zixuan finally said in a halting manner what he wanted Laowu to do for him.

But when he told Lao Wu what he wanted to do, Lao Wu, who was pouring wine from the bottle into his glass opposite him, was stunned immediately, and then looked at him with confusion.

"Apply for a household registration? Who are you going to do it for?"

"It's...it's...it's the little girl I had sex with."

"Fuck, Old Chen! You've made a fortune! Does she want you to be responsible and marry you when you come of age?! Or does she want to marry into your family and depend on you from now on?! Hey! Tell me! Is the girl you got pretty? Is she suitable to be your wife?!"

After hearing Chen Zixuan's explanation, Lao Wu, who was still pouring the wine, was so shocked that he stood up from his seat!

He looked at Chen Zixuan with shock in his eyes, wanting to get to the bottom of the matter.

"Um... Can you please sit down first and I'll tell you?"

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Chapter 26: Miss Heizi's Chinese Name

"Ss ...

On the sofa in Chen Zixuan's house, Heizi, who had been home alone since being carried home by Chen Zixuan, was rubbing the wounds on his toes that were rubbed by his sandals with the Yunnan Baiyao that Chen Zixuan had bought for him before he went out.

As a result, she had just applied the medicine to the wound, which caused severe pain to the wound, and she couldn't help but shed tears in the corners of her eyes.

Fortunately, after a short period of time when the medicine applied on the toe, which would cause a violent reaction to the wound, had eroded, Heizi could still clearly feel that the pain from the wound on his foot had been significantly reduced.

"Well... let's just rest for a while..." Thinking of this, Heizi relaxed and leaned his whole body on the sofa in Chen Zixuan's house. Then he picked up the mobile phone that Chen Zixuan bought for him today, the iPhone 6 whose price was reduced to yuan.

After opening the package, she took out the phone, which was slightly too big for her petite hands, and turned it on.

"Hmm... Compared to Kuroko's previous phone, it seems a bit too big and not convenient to use, but the mobile phone applications on it are quite convenient... I'll play with it for a while and then go make dinner..."

After adjusting the initial settings of the phone, Miss Heizi felt a little bored as Chen Zixuan was not at home and there was no one to chat with her, so she took out her phone and began to learn about the APP in detail.

After a period of familiarization, I finally found a few games in the app store and pulled them into the download menu. While waiting for the game to download, I clicked on the system APP web application on my phone...

Then I started browsing some news recommended by some web pages.

"Hmm? What is this? The mobile game of A Certain Magical Index will be officially launched in a week? An advertisement for the mobile game?"

With such questions, Miss Heizi, who was bored and waiting for the wound on her foot to heal so that she could make dinner, couldn't help but reach out and click on the advertisement for this game that appeared in the mobile web news...

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After spending about ten minutes explaining to Lao Wu how he met the little loli Shirai Kuroko and how he got her to live in his house, and after Kuroko asked him to stay at his house, he found out that the Miss Kuroko he had done that to was actually an illegal resident, Chen Zixuan. After saying all this, he was so thirsty that he picked up the beer on the table in front of him and took a sip in front of Lao Wu, who was sitting opposite him and was stunned by what he had heard.

"Um... Lao Chen, are you saying that the little girl you had sex with is actually a Japanese girl? And she's an illegal immigrant with no passport or ID card?!"

"Gulp~Gulp~Ah~That's about it. What? Is there any problem?"

Chen Zixuan drank the wine in the glass and burped as he went along. Then he nodded and confirmed to Lao Wu the series of facts he had stated.

However, facing Chen Zixuan's serious look, the dazed look on Lao Wu's face suddenly became emotional.

He pointed his finger at Chen Zixuan's nose and started talking about the difficulties of Miss Heizi's ID card, which Chen Zixuan had asked him to help with.

"Problem? It's a big problem! Do you know how difficult it is to obtain residency in our country? Since the founding of the country, how many foreigners have successfully obtained permanent residency in our great country? Let me tell you! Less than 10,000! In this case, how can I get an ID card and household registration for your little loli without even a passport? Aren't you making things difficult for me?!"

Lao Wu talked about the difficulties in applying for an ID card and household registration for Miss Heizi. After hearing what Lao Wu said, Chen Zixuan raised his hand and waved to his junior high school classmate and old friend.

"Old Five, don't get excited yet, sit down and listen to me. Let me tell you, that girl speaks Chinese quite well, and speaks Mandarin better than me. I guarantee that others will never think she is Japanese after hearing her speak."

"Speaks like a Chinese? Even if she speaks Chinese well, it's not the same as getting a hukou or ID card. You can't say she can definitely get a hukou just because she speaks good Mandarin!"

"That's why I came to you! Otherwise, if it could be done through the formal procedures, why would I invite you to drink today? Can't I just take her there myself?"

Looking at Lao Wu who was in a state of excitement, Chen Zixuan immediately explained his point of view to the other party who was still constantly raising the difficulties of this matter. After hearing Chen Zixuan's practical request and explanation.

Sitting opposite, Lao Wu, who had been yelling at Chen Zixuan before, finally calmed down slowly and began to think seriously about the request for help from his old classmate and the feasibility of this request in his hands.

"... Lao Chen, do you know anyone in the hospital?"

"Um... not familiar, but someone I know should know him, right? What's the matter?"

"As for your matter, I've thought about it. It's actually a difficult but not easy problem. The most important thing is that before I help you, you'd better go to the hospital and find someone who can help you with this matter, and then ask him to issue you a birth certificate of the girl you had sex with, and then give that certificate to me, and then I can help you with it! But let me make it clear first! You must ask someone to issue you a real birth certificate! Otherwise, if I can't do it for you, don't blame me!"

"That's it..."

After hearing Lao Wu's request, Chen Zixuan couldn't help but fall into a brief thought, and then immediately nodded and agreed to Lao Wu's request to help him obtain Miss Heizi's Chinese household registration and ID card.

"Okay! I'll find someone I know to get the birth certificate for you as soon as possible! Don't regret it then!"

"Come on! You're still regretting it!"

Having said that, Lao Wu, who had taken on Chen Zixuan's job, stretched out his right hand towards Chen Zixuan and made a gesture as if he wanted something.

After seeing Lao Wu's action, Chen Zixuan, who probably knew that Lao Wu wanted something for him, fell into silence for a moment.

"...How much?"

"Five thousand!"

"Why don't you go and rob someone?!" Chen Zixuan, whose card had been swiped by Miss Heizi until there was almost no money left in it in the past two days, immediately lost his composure when he heard the number reported by Lao Wu.

However, in response to Chen Zixuan's haggling look, Lao Wu, who was sitting opposite him and asking for money, did not show the slightest sign of giving in.

"Hey! Don't you want to get married? You know, I don't want your money! The reason I asked you for so much is to help you smooth out the relationship! Don't I have to take care of those people in the household registration department of the Municipal Public Security Bureau? Don't I have to help you entertain the people in the household registration office of your police station? I'm afraid this five thousand yuan is not enough!"

"Well..."

Hearing what Lao Wu said, Chen Zixuan immediately fell into a painful decision. Of course, he had gone to the industrial and commercial department to help the company deal with this kind of mistakes before, so he knew that it would cost a lot of money to handle administrative documents or information that were basically difficult to obtain, or to handle ID cards. Moreover, if you calculate carefully, Lao Wu didn't ask him for too much...

But...well, feeling a little pained, Chen Zixuan finally agreed to the price offered by Lao Wu. After all, he had already promised Miss Heizi that he would help her apply for an ID card. How could he give up on this matter just because of this little money?

So, Chen Zixuan took out his mobile phone, opened Alipay on his phone in front of Lao Wu, and transferred 5,000 yuan into Lao Wu's card through Alipay.

But what he didn't expect was that just after he transferred the money into Lao Wu's card, the damn squinty-eyed guy in front of him opened his hands to him again and made a begging gesture.