"What do you want this time?! I've already paid you! Are you trying to default on your debt and cheat someone you know?"
"What are you talking about?! Am I the kind of person who would deny my debt after taking your money?! I wanted you to give me your ID photo of that little loli! Didn't I ask you to take it when you called me this afternoon?!"
"Oh... about this, you scared me to death..."
After learning that the other party was asking him for a one-inch photo of Miss Heizi, Chen Zixuan's expression, as if he saw a rapist about to pull down his pants, finally eased. He then took out from his pocket the one-inch photos of various backgrounds that Lao Wu had asked him for, which were taken with him and Miss Heizi this afternoon.
"Hey?! What a cute little girl~ She looks familiar... By the way, Lao Chen, since you want to apply for an ID card for her, what name do you want to fill in the name column on the ID card and the household registration? Let me make it clear first, you can't give me a Japanese name for this girl! It must be a name from our great Celestial Empire! And it's best if it has three characters! This way it's easier to process."
"A three-character name?"
Hearing what Lao Wu said, Chen Zixuan couldn't help but fall into a brief contemplation. After all, Shirai Kuroko's name is a four-character Japanese name, and it would be difficult to change it into a three-character Chinese name.
But as for [白井黑子]~ First of all, [白] can be found in the Hundred Family Surnames of the Celestial Empire, and then the three characters [井黑子] can be slightly modified and abbreviated...
"Just call him...just call him...why not just call him Bai Jiahei? Lao Wu, what do you think?"
"Puff!!! Cough cough cough cough! Bai... Bai what?! Bai Jiahei?!" As soon as the name that Chen Zixuan casually gave to Miss Heizi entered Lao Wu's ears, Lao Wu, who had just picked up the wine and was about to drink it, couldn't catch his breath and sprayed Chen Zixuan, who had said this cool name, in the face.
This caused Chen Zixuan to quickly wipe his face with a pack of napkins on the table.
"Why are you suddenly spraying me?!"
"Why am I scolding you?! Bai Jiahei?! I'm helping you get an ID card! Do you think I'm buying cold medicine?!"
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Chapter 27: Pull Back from the Brink
"Um... burp... that bastard Lao Wu... actually... actually ordered a box of beer in the back... As expected... it turns out that the cops drink too much... I will never drink with him again next time... burp..."
Hiccuping and staggering to the door of his home alone, Chen Zixuan was about to take out the key to open his security door.
But maybe because he was drunk, this guy put his hands in his pockets several times before he successfully put his hands into his trouser pockets...
Kara...
There was a sound of a key being inserted into the lock and turned sideways.
Chen Zixuan, who was so shaky that he could not even stand or walk, staggered into his home, and then opened his eyes!
"Burp... Eh... Eh? Why didn't that brat turn on the light? Oh oh! I understand... It's so late, and the brat is so young... He must have fallen asleep because he couldn't stand the night... Burp!"
Chen Zixuan made such a judgment after he reached into his living room and closed his security door.
Afterwards, thinking that the certain black lady must have gone to bed so late at night, he walked into the toilet, or bathroom, of his home, bumping into the walls and furniture while drunk, without turning on the lights for fear of disturbing the black lady.
Because he was under the influence of alcohol, Chen Zixuan, who was drunk but not yet controlled by alcohol, hurriedly picked up a piece of... uh... cloth... and then used the washbasin that Miss Heizi had used to wash that place in the morning to fill his face with water from the faucet.
As a result, after he violently wiped his face several times with the towel he mistook for his face-washing towel, Chen Zixuan, whose drunken state began to improve slightly, finally saw clearly what the face-washing cloth in his hand was...
[...Just now I was thinking that the towel I usually use to wash my face is not triangular... and it is impossible for a towel to have so many uneven holes on it. ]
Looking at the moist black lace panties in his hand, Chen Zixuan couldn't help but swallow his saliva while looking at the small panties in his hand with a guilty conscience...
Then...
After a moment's hesitation, he quickly hung the piece of cloth back on the hanger where he had taken it down before, then immediately changed the towel he used to wash his face every day, rubbed it a few times in the washbasin that Miss Heizi had used to wash her bi that morning, wrung out clean water, and washed his already clean face several times again!
I didn't realize that my wash basin actually had some problems with a certain black lady...
Chen Zixuan washed his old face clean and white, and then he was very obedient...or rather, he would occasionally glance at the triangular lace fabric that he had just taken by mistake while brushing his teeth. Finally, he successfully finished washing himself.
As a result, when he returned to the living room and was about to fall asleep on the sofa in his living room, he found that in the dark living room, there was a smaller figure on his sofa...
And this figure was none other than Miss Shirai Kuroko, who was supposed to be sleeping in the bedroom that originally belonged to her, but for some reason suddenly fell asleep on this sofa today. Moreover, at this moment, Miss Kuroko was not covered with any quilt or anything like that, as if she was so tired that she didn't even have the time to cover herself with a quilt and just fell asleep on the sofa.
Looking at Heizi who had occupied the sofa that originally belonged to him, out of curiosity, Chen Zixuan moved his head closer to Heizi's face.
What I saw was Miss Heizi, who was fast asleep, with a face as cute as a newborn baby. Next to her little head with two ponytails was the cell phone I bought for her today and a few one-inch photos.
Chen Zixuan picked up the scattered photos next to Miss Kuroko's little head, and looked at them in the light of the city neon lights coming in from the window. He found that these were the two-dimensional comic photos mixed with Miss Kuroko's three-dimensional ID photos that he and Miss Kuroko had taken at the photo studio today.
Looking at the one-inch photos in his hand that looked no different from comics, Chen Zixuan thought for a while with his still dizzy head, but couldn't figure out anything. He had to put the photos back to their original place for our Miss Heizi.
Afterwards, he quietly walked into the bedroom, brought out a quilt and covered Miss Heizi, who had nothing on her body, thus preventing Miss Heizi from catching a cold.
But when he saw Miss Heizi, who had been occupying the big bed in his bedroom and sleeping on the sofa for several days, had fallen into a deep sleep on the sofa, he was just about to take the opportunity to go back to the bedroom to experience the Simmons mattress in his bedroom that had been slept on by a girl.
He immediately fell into hesitation again!
[This bed of mine... has been slept in by this brat for several days... I heard that many girls don't like to let boys they don't like touch their things... If I wake up tomorrow and this brat sees me sleeping in the bed she has slept in for several days...]
Thinking of this, Chen Zixuan, feeling hesitant, stood in front of the door of his bedroom and thought for a moment. Finally, he reluctantly returned to the sofa, then curled up his body slightly and lay on the part of his relatively large corner sofa that had not been occupied by Miss Heizi.
At the same time, in order to be able to stretch his body more conveniently when sleeping at night, Chen Zixuan had to choose a direction where his head was facing Heizi's little feet without shoes or socks.
It can be said that at this moment, in the position where he sleeps, as long as he slightly turns his eyes or tilts his head slightly, he can clearly see the lovely soles of Miss Heizi's feet...
Miss Heizi does not have smelly feet. Her feet are so white due to proper maintenance that they can be called works of art. When one's head is facing the soles of these feet, Chen Zixuan, who has not had a good taste of a woman for more than 20 years, cannot help but tilt his head or squint and take a quick look at them like a thief.
But in the end, since he had never been in contact with a woman's body before, his instinctive curiosity about the unknown of a woman's body was like a child's curiosity about a new toy. In addition, Chen Zixuan, who had drunk some wine, could not take his eyes away from the sight. He felt his lower abdomen getting hot, and his head could not help but reach out to Miss Heizi's white feet with an alluring blush...
At the same time, my breathing began to become rapid...
Until the tip of his nose was less than a centimeter away from Miss Heizi's little feet...
“Huhahahahahahahahahaha…Wait! Wait! I’m not a lolita complex! Why would I have such thoughts?! What should I do now?! Right! Sleep! The only truth now is sleeping!”
He pulled the brakes on his animal instincts in time! Chen Zixuan, who had pulled back at the last moment, quickly turned his head and tried to put himself to sleep. At the same time, in order to allow himself, who was still a little impulsive, to empty his mind and fall asleep peacefully!
He turned his head away and couldn't help but recite in a low voice but at a rapid speed...
"If your heart is as clear as ice, you won't be startled by the sky falling. If you remain calm despite all changes, your mind will be at peace... Hmm! What's next?"
In this way, Chen Zixuan, who still had a lot of alcohol in his body, began to feel his eyelids getting heavier and heavier under the self-hypnosis of talking to himself. He also began to sleep better and better...
However, he didn't notice that when he was falling asleep, Miss Heizi, who had almost had her feet licked by him, suddenly opened her very beautiful wine-red eyes just when he was about to fall asleep...
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Chapter 28 Midnight Bang Bang
The mobile game of "A Certain Magical Index" will be officially launched next week? !
If Chen Zixuan, who is not in the 2D circle, saw such an advertisement appearing on a mobile website, he would probably ignore it.
Even if it was Shirai Kuroko herself, if she wasn't bored and looking for mobile games on the Internet with her phone, I believe she wouldn't have any different reaction to this mobile game of "A Certain Magical Index".
But the problem is that the black girl not only saw the promotion, but also clicked on the ad with her finger when she was free and wanted to find some games to kill time...
This situation means that Miss Kuroko will definitely see the general content of the "A Certain Magical Index" mobile game advertising promotion.
After seeing the general content of this "Magic Index" advertisement, she will undoubtedly know the relationship between herself and this two-dimensional work "Magic Index"!
As a person with super powers, Kuroko, who is also a normal person, was shocked to learn that both himself and the elder sister he admired were just cartoon characters in an anime work.
Their stories and experiences are nothing more than pictures and words, entertainment products for people to entertain...
As a crucial character in this entertaining story, what would she, Kuroko Shirai, think?
Desperate?
Confused?
Do you feel like you are beginning to doubt the reality of the world?
Maybe all of them. Among them, the most terrifying one may be the problem of doubting one's own existence.
Yes, I do not exist in real life, my life is written by others, and my admiration for that elder sister is just a [plot requirement] written by the author.
This series of unreal experiences can make people feel that everything around them is fake, even themselves are fake...
It's an indescribable feeling...
And, they are all negative emotions...
And it was precisely because of the discovery of such a shocking fact that Heizi, whose heart had been completely shocked by the truth of his own life experience, had his heart pierced with holes by these terrible and complicated information.
Completely empty...
The world I live in is not real, I am not real, and my love for that elder sister is not real...
After all these unreal things have come together, is it necessary for such an unreal self to still cling to the unreal love for his unreal sister?
Kuroko no longer knew what was going on. Now she just wanted to find a place where she could escape from everything and have a good cry.
However, when Heizi discovered all this, Heizi, who was in this real world, found that he could not find a place to hide in Chen Zixuan's one-bedroom home, which had an estimated usable area of less than 70 square meters.
Unable to find a place to hide from the sun, it was the first time in her life that she felt so afraid of the sun...
Kuroko was tired. Although her petite body did not feel any fatigue, her fragile girlish heart, which had been hurt so much in just a few minutes, was really tired...
The exhausted Heizi could only lie on the sofa in the living room bathed in sunlight and stare blankly at the ceiling above his head. Then he leaned against the pillow and fell into a deep sleep with the emptiness in his heart.
She couldn't even shed tears, because, as if at this moment, she had become an empty shell and understood that perhaps the tears that could flow from her eyes were just like the world and herself, all fake...
"If... there is someone who can comfort Heizi at this time... that would be great..."
Kuroko, who is still a girl, finally revealed her most vulnerable side before going to bed, and fell asleep slowly with this vulnerability...
Maybe at this moment she still secretly holds a glimmer of hope in her heart, hoping that if she wakes up, she will find that it was just a dream...
A dream that made her fall to the bottom of the abyss, a dream that she would never want to recall in her future life...
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The itchy feeling of the hot air blowing on the soles of her feet woke Miss Heizi, who was exhausted both physically and mentally, from the sleep she used to escape.
She opened her eyes and sat up from the sofa in Chen Zixuan's house without thinking. She was covered with a familiar quilt without knowing when.
A quilt that she has been using in the days since she traveled through time.
[...Is it that man? ]
Such a question appeared in Kuroko's empty mind, and with this question, she turned her head to look in the direction of her little feet exposed to the air.
It's that man.
The man who had done countless confusing things with her in the past few days.
The man who is currently willing to take her in is unreal in itself.
The man she hated but treated her well in the past few days...
Looking at the man who was drunk, mumbling something, and about to fall asleep, Heizi didn't know where he got the strength from at this moment.
She moved her little hands that were supporting herself on the sofa behind her, climbed up from a sitting position, and changed her body into a position where she was crawling on the sofa on all fours.
Heizi, who was lying on the sofa, hesitated for a moment, and not knowing why, she crawled towards the drunken body of the opposite sex in front of her with a dazed look on her face.
She climbed onto the man's body, her two slender white thighs riding on the man's waist, her body upright.
Then, after completing this series of actions, Heizi looked dazed, while the sleeping man frowned instinctively because he felt a heavy object pressing on him.
A mouthful of melon seeds slapped the man in the face!
Snapped! ! !
"Ow!!!"
The man, who had fallen asleep but was awakened by a slap from Miss Heizi with a mouthful of melon seeds, wailed due to the pain on his cheek. However, Miss Heizi, who had caught the man's wailing completely, had no intention of stopping.
One! Two! Three! Four!
The speed of the little hand waving is getting faster and faster! The force used in the hand is getting stronger and stronger!
And after slapping the man's face seven or eight times in a row, she couldn't help but let out a wail of emotion from her rosy and attractive little mouth!
Amidst such wailing, there was also the man's abuse, as well as the 'pa pa pa' sound made when the hand and face touched at a high frequency!
"Ah!!!!!!" (roaring as if venting)
Snap Snap Snap Snap Snap!!!
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