The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

"A figure? What is a figure? Oh! It's those models made based on the characters in cartoons, right?"

Chen Zixuan, who had never been exposed to ACG in his life, immediately showed a curious look on his face after hearing what Heizi said...

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Chapter 51: Boom boom boom boom!

A few days later...

Hey~

A text message alert sounded from Kuroko's iPhone 6 smartphone, causing her, who had just finished taking a shower early in the morning, to quickly pick up the text message on the coffee table.

Afterwards, after seeing the text message on her mobile phone that was sent by a courier from a courier company asking her to pick up the package, Heizi hurriedly packed herself up.

She casually put on the sandals on the shoe rack and rushed downstairs...

"Hello, this is your express delivery. Please sign on the delivery slip."

He went downstairs to the place where the courier company parked its tricycles, and signed Chen Zixuan's name in Chinese as requested by the courier.

Looking at the seven or eight large cardboard boxes in front of him, Heizi felt a little embarrassed and thought that one person could not finish them all, so he made such a request to the courier boy.

"Um, could you help Heizi carry these upstairs?"

"This..." After hearing Heizi's request, the courier boy's face immediately showed embarrassment. You know, a courier like him in China has to deliver hundreds of parcels a day.

Many times, even if customers ask them to deliver the express to their door, they are reluctant to do so in order to save time.

However, after seeing the obvious reluctance on the courier's face, a pair of beautiful wine-red eyes rolled around~

Heizi immediately showed a super cute expression on his face! He put his hands together, bent his waist slightly, and said in a sweet tone that only girls can ask for help, to the courier who was unwilling to carry the package upstairs for her.

"Please, big brother~"

"Um! Little...little sister! Which floor do you live on?"

"13~" (wink innocently)

"The 10th... 13th floor, right? No... no problem! I'll help you move!"

So, a poor courier boy was fooled...

"Big brother~ Please~"

"No trouble, no trouble! Little sister, if you need express delivery next time, you can contact me directly! I guarantee delivery to your door!"

Click~

After sending away tens of thousands of packages, the courier boy who was still excited looked on his face. After closing the door, the cute and adorable look on Heizi's face instantly fell.

After adjusting her mentality a little, she immediately rushed into the kitchen and took out a kitchen knife. Then, with an evil smile that was so weird that people could avoid her, she walked step by step, like a pervert who saw a beautiful woman, towards the express box that the courier boy had worked hard to help her carry up.

Hiss~

The sound of transparent tape being torn off the carton was heard, and Heizi, who opened the carton, immediately had a dull yet happy look on his face.

He stared blankly at the beautifully packaged Misaka Mikoto figures neatly arranged in front of him in the cardboard box.

He stretched out his hand and lifted up one of them like a sincere Catholic holding the Holy Grail.

"Onee-sama, I didn't expect that even across time and space, your light would still shine on Kuroko! Ah~~~ Kuroko is so happy~~~"

Having said that, Miss Kuroko immediately put the figurine in her hand, which was still sealed in the exquisite packaging box, on her cute and smooth little face and began to rub it!

He even couldn't help but lie down on the ground immediately, not caring whether the wooden floor of Chen Zixuan's house was dirty or not, and started to roll around excitedly while holding Misaka Mikoto's figure!

suddenly!

The black man rolled over, and then turned his gaze to the other cardboard boxes!

At this moment, a different expression appeared on her face than when she saw the figurine in her hand just now!

It was a complex look of expectation, fear, confusion and anger!

Heizi stood up from the ground and picked up the kitchen knife used to cut the transparent tape that sealed the carton. He knelt down in front of one of the unopened cartons, trembling.

Hesitate for a moment...

Hiss~~~

When Heizi opened the second unopened carton in front of her, her body shook even more violently!

Her uncontrollable, trembling hands slowly reached towards the cardboard box!

Then! At the moment of unboxing for the second time!

She was in a state of extreme adrenaline secretion and she suddenly took out a book from the cardboard box!

Without any hesitation, she pasted the colorful anime picture of Misaka Mikoto on the cover! And it was the kind of comic book with R18 marked in the upper right corner on her face!

“Suck——!!! Ah~~~~~~”

The blurry-eyed Kuroko looked at the cover of the book in his hand, which showed the anime version of the girl lying on the bed with a shy and exposed face, and his face was full of intoxication...

"The smell of this sinful A4 paper~~~ is like the 82 Lafite~~~ which makes the haters intoxicated~~~"

But at this moment, the intoxicated Heizi's expression changed again! Suddenly, he became extremely gloomy...

"But... when I think about the shameful comics of my sister being sold as commodities to all the men in the world... ah!!! I feel inexplicably upset——!!!"

Boom boom boom boom!!!

"Damn that guy upstairs! He's copying so many tricks so early in the morning!" (Please use voice reading here)

The mad Heizi knelt on the ground and kept banging his little head against the ground!

The result was, without a doubt, that he was scolded by the residents downstairs in the dialect of our great China!

And it wasn't just scolding! Maybe the noise pollution caused by Heizi hitting the wooden floor of Chen Zixuan's house with his head was too severe! The owner of the house downstairs couldn't help but use his mop pole to vigorously poke the ceiling!

Boom boom boom boom!!!

"What the hell, you bastard downstairs! Heizi is in a very bad mood right now! If you dare to disturb Heizi's mood again, believe it or not, when Heizi's ability is restored, he will move you and the stick you used to poke the ceiling to 80 meters underground to accompany the dinosaur fossils!!!"

This action of the downstairs resident caused the upstairs hater who was in a very bad mood to fight back verbally! However, fighting back is fighting back! Knowing that he was in the wrong, the hater stopped hitting Chen Zixuan's wooden floor with his little head out of politeness...

Changed to hitting the wall...

Boom boom boom boom!!!

"You idiot! You bastard who lives next door! You bastard! It's just past eight o'clock and I'm going to reward your lousy mother! My wife is feeding the baby! You've made my baby cry because of your reward!!! Fuck you, do you believe that I will bring my wife and baby to the property management and neighborhood committee of the community to report you, you son of a bitch!!!" (Please also use the voice reading function of Shuke)

Bang! Bang! Bang! (Sound of hitting the wall)

"Ah!!! You guys are a bunch of bastards upstairs and downstairs!!!" (Crazy Miss Heizi)

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Chapter 52 The Stupidest Thing in the World

At this moment, all the interesting things that were happening between Heizi and Chen Zixuan's neighbors at home were naturally unknown to Chen Zixuan, the head of the family. Chen Zixuan had to squeeze into the bus to go to work because his electric bike was damaged and he was also injured.

However, although he really didn't know about the happy things that Miss Heizi had caused in his own home.

But he rushed to the company gate early in the morning, and the things he encountered were no less fun than Miss Heizi who was far away at home~

Chen Zixuan, who had just arrived at the door of the company which had not yet opened, discovered that there was a person sitting in front of the company's glass door which had not yet opened!

It was a legendary employee in his uncle's transportation company, his old squad leader! Classmate Wang Cheng!

"Lao Wang? Why are you sitting here so blankly without opening the door so early?"

"...I'm not in a very good mood. I want to sigh about life before starting work."

After seeing Chen Zixuan's arrival and hearing Chen Zixuan's voice, Wang Cheng raised his head, tilted his head slightly to glance at Chen Zixuan with an inexplicably distracted look, and gave this answer.

"Bad mood? You just go to work, go home, and watch cartoons every day. How can you be in a bad mood?"

Chen Zixuan walked around Wang Cheng and came to the door of the company, preparing to take out the key to open the door. While opening the door, he asked Wang Cheng, who was still sitting in front of the door with a frustrated look on his face.

As a result, the other party's next words made Chen Zixuan suddenly stop taking out the key to open the door, and he stood there in a daze.

"I have a girl I like..."

"...Didn't you say that you are not interested in real women?" Chen Zixuan, who was holding the key to open the door, turned his head and asked with a look of disbelief.

What about Wang Cheng, who had his back to Chen Zixuan? After hearing Chen Zixuan's sarcastic words, he did not argue with Chen Zixuan, but supported himself on the ground with his hands behind him, then looked up at the ceiling of the office building and made a look of sighing about life.

"Even if it's me...I can't always live in a beautiful anime~"

"So what? Did the girl reject you because you looked too disgusting?" Chen Zixuan continued to ask.

"That's not the case...it's just that while I like that girl, there's also a guy who recently confessed his love to me..."

"Ah...Ah?! A man?!"

After hearing what Wang Cheng said in a weak tone, Chen Zixuan's face immediately changed to a look of surprise. The action of taking out the key to open the door also stopped completely. Instead, he turned around and looked at Wang Cheng who had his back to him.

"Yeah~ I used to join a [civilian organization] called FFF Group when I was playing anime, and successfully became a senior member of the organization with my many years of experience as a single dog. The girl I like is someone I met in this FFF Group, and the guy who likes me is also a new member of this FFF Group." Without Chen Zixuan being able to see, Wang Cheng's ugly...really ugly! face showed a trace of vicissitudes.

And at this moment, Chen Zixuan, who was standing behind him and looking at his weathered back, had a conflicted expression on his face.

"What happened next?"

"Later...after that guy confessed his love to me, I didn't want to pay attention to him. I even wanted to confess my love to the girl from the FFF group that I liked...but..."

Having said that, the sense of vicissitudes on his body became more and more intense, and finally even turned into despair. Wang Cheng couldn't help but stretch out his hands and hugged his head in great pain.

"But?"

"But is there anything more stupid in this world than sending a love confession to the wrong person on QQ, and then accidentally clicking delete when you wanted to withdraw the message?!"

"Uh...what do you mean...wait! You! You're not saying?!"

Thinking of this, Chen Zixuan seemed to suddenly understand what Wang Cheng wanted to express to him!

Just as he was in shock at his sudden realization, Wang Cheng's next words confirmed to him that there was nothing wrong with his understanding!

"Ah! That's right! I wanted to confess my love to the girl I liked through QQ! But I was so excited that I accidentally sent the message to the guy who confessed his love to me not long ago! And when I realized that I sent the wrong message and wanted to withdraw the message, I accidentally pressed the wrong button and deleted my own message history! But the confession is still on that guy's QQ number!!!"

Wang Cheng almost roared as he finished speaking. After telling these explosive facts to Chen Zixuan, who was already stunned by the amount of information he had revealed, he suddenly raised his head. At this moment, his face showed a look of despair after an emotional outburst.

"The worst thing is... he, that guy, took a screenshot of the confession I sent to him by mistake and posted it on WeChat Moments and my QQ group in the FFF group... It attracted tens of thousands of views and countless likes from my friends... There were even a few rotten girls I know who wanted to bring us together..."

"...Think positively, brother~"

At this moment, Chen Zixuan didn't know how to comfort his old squad leader, so he had to use the most primitive way. With a sad face, he stretched out his hand and patted Wang Cheng's shoulder to express his comfort.

As for Wang Cheng, after feeling the force coming from his shoulder, he slowly turned his face full of despair and numbness towards Chen Zixuan who was patting his shoulder.

"Next month...Next month he asked me to go on a date with him to the comic convention on the 25th...He said if I don't go...he will hunt me down and come to my house to meet my parents in person...Lao Xuan...what do you think I should do?"

"..." [If you get into this kind of thing! How the hell do I know what you're going to do? ! ]

Looking at Wang Cheng, who was looking at him with a hint of hope in despair, Chen Zixuan suddenly regretted turning around to comfort his old squad leader at this time...

How good would it be if I just pretended I didn't hear it and continued to concentrate on opening the door? !

And just at the moment when he was regretting, Wang Cheng, who might go down the path of becoming a dead gay and there was no turning back, held his hand tightly and said these words, which made Chen Zixuan's regretful mood suddenly increase!

"Hey! Lao Xuan! We have been brothers for so many years, right?! For the sake of our friendship, you can't just stand by and watch me die! Can you accompany me to the comic exhibition on the 25th?! What if he sees that you are more handsome than me and suddenly changes his mind and stops loving me! And wants to turn to you..."

"Get out of here!!! Who are you? I don't know you!!!" (Pull your hand away violently)

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