The correct attacking posture of Shirai Kuroko

Miss Heizi was lying on the big bed in Chen Zixuan's bedroom, which she had forcibly occupied since she traveled through time.

The cute little face is full of happiness, because what she is holding in her arms is Misaka Mikoto's limited edition H life-size pillow...

"Ah~ Onee-sama..."

With a look of satisfaction written all over her face, Miss Kuroko murmured her respectful title for the anime girl printed on the pillow that was her size. After enjoying a moment of silence, she picked up her smartphone.

I started looking at some topics about love on the mobile web.

As for why Miss Heizi would watch these?

According to the personal guess of a certain anonymous book guest author named Xiao Yan Bai Jing, it might be because of his age?

Or about Chen Zixuan? (pushes his gold-rimmed glasses)

Of course, rather than thinking that it was for Chen Zixuan, Miss Heizi, who is a lesbian herself, might be more inclined to think that this was for research!

Study these strategies about love, and wait for the day when you can travel back to Academy City again, so that you can use these routines and moves learned from the Internet in the other world to conquer your beloved sister!

Even so, she now understood that her love for the elder sister was just a [plot requirement] set by the author of the work "Magic Index" in this world.

Moreover, reading more of these Chinese love routines is actually to prevent Chen Zixuan, who is a Chinese, from using such routines to seduce me one day!

After experiencing a series of events in the hospital and Chen Zixuan singing on the street, Heizi now dared not pat his poor chest and promise that he would never be seduced by Chen Zixuan, a native monkey from another world!

Because as a Japanese noble lady from another world, she now has to admit that the love tactics used by these male beasts in our great China when they launch strategies to attack girls are too sophisticated!

Even as a lesbian, I would be aroused by them and my heart would beat faster if I wasn't paying attention!

Everyone, do you still remember Chen Zixuan’s line [Midsummer]?

Therefore, Miss Heizi, who has already lost her virginity, must do a good job of preventing these love routines in order to avoid getting pregnant, getting married, and breastfeeding a child one day in the future!

Even though she may not have the chance to return to Academy City in the future to use these tricks to seduce her elder sister! If that elder sister knew what she was thinking now, she would definitely use a Level 5 railgun to kill her!

"Oh! This is amazing! Is this the routine that the Chinese call it?! It's really powerful! If I use it on my sister..."

Thinking of this, Heizi, who had found a secret of picking up girls in China, couldn't help but start to talk nonsense again. The object of her nonsense was none other than a certain Cha Fa Cha Mou, the girl whose name was printed on the pillow that she was holding in her arms!

The legendary electric princess of Tokiwadai! A Certain Scientific Railgun, Misaka Mikoto-sama!

"What a pity... Kuroko is not in Academy City right now..."

As she thought about it, Kuroko's wine-red eyes dimmed again. After all, now she could only place her thoughts, love and longing on these Misaka Mikoto peripherals...

She couldn't even touch the "sister" who was now separated from her by a whole dimension, let alone flirt with her!

And just when Heizi seemed a little disappointed that he might never be able to touch upon this matter again after traveling through time!

Chen Zixuan's face, which was not very handsome but definitely not ugly and sometimes made people feel inexplicably angry, flashed through Miss Heizi's mind again.

Feeling lost, Heizi couldn't help but click on his mobile phone contacts and turned to the only name currently stored in the contacts in his phone's address book.

"How about...try this love routine...on him first?"

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Chen Zixuan's company...

Chen Zixuan, who was at work, was currently looking at the work forms handed to him by his employees.

Carefully check every piece of data above...

Suddenly, the phone on the table rang. It was a WeChat notification tone...

Hearing the WeChat notification, Chen Zixuan subconsciously reached out and picked up his mobile phone, then shifted his gaze from the form in his other hand to the screen of his mobile phone.

Then he looked carefully at the WeChat name of the person who suddenly added him as a friend!

“Hmm? [My favorite sister]? Who is this?”

Although Chen Zixuan did not check the phone number in the other party's message and did not know who the guy who suddenly added her as a WeChat friend was, out of politeness, she still clicked to accept the other party's friend invitation.

Make the other person a member of your WeChat friend list.

And that was when he successfully made the other person become one of his WeChat friends!

However, the other party immediately sent him a message while he was still working.

Heizi: {Chen Zixuan?}

Chen Zixuan: {Who are you?}

Kuroko: {Shirai Kuroko.}

Chen Zixuan: {Oh! Bai Jing? You suddenly added me and I thought you were a WeChat businessman. What do you want from me?}

After seeing the other party reveal her identity and discovering that she was the arrogant and willful little princess who had been staying at his house during this period and to whom he had confessed his love a few days ago, Chen Zixuan, who had confessed his love to her, hurriedly put down the form in his hand, started to slack off during working hours, and faced his mobile phone seriously.

As for Miss Heizi on the other side, after revealing her identity to Chen Zixuan, she immediately went straight to the point and started asking Chen Zixuan questions!

Heizi: {Heizi wants to ask you a question! You must answer!}

Chen Zixuan: {Please speak}

Heizi: {What kind of door is this one made of wood?}

Chen Zixuan: {Uh... wooden door?}

Heizi: {What about the iron door?}

Chen Zixuan: {Iron Gate}

Heizi: {What about the door to happiness?}

Chen Zixuan: {anus.gate}

Chen Zixuan: {Steel... wrong number}

It must be said that the first two questions that Heizi asked Chen Zixuan were too coherent! Chen Zixuan, who had answered Miss Heizi's question smoothly, subconsciously typed the two words [肛.门] under the wrong guidance of his mobile phone input method, which made Miss Heizi on the other side not reply to his message for a long time!

Maybe I was really irritated by Chen Zixuan's reply~

Heizi: {...You answered incorrectly. I'll give you one more chance.}

Just when Chen Zixuan, who had been holding his phone in front of the screen for a long time but saw no reply from Miss Heizi, was about to put down the phone and continue with his work, a new message from Heizi suddenly came to his phone, making Chen Zixuan temporarily give up the idea of ​​putting down the phone and continuing to work.

He then began to think seriously about the question that Kuroko had asked him about [the door to happiness].

[What is the door to happiness made of...How do I know? ]

After thinking for a while, Chen Zixuan hesitated as he couldn't figure out what the standard answer to Heizi's question was...

In the end, he had no choice but to put on a tentative look on his face, frowned, and sent this answer to the black guy on the other end of the phone.

Chen Zixuan: {...Amen?}

{【My favorite sister】has turned on friend verification. You are not his (her) friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first. You can chat only after the other party passes the verification...}

"Um... have I been deleted as a friend?"

Seeing this prompt on the WeChat chat interface...

Chen Zixuan, who felt a little confused about being deleted as a friend by Miss Heizi, stared blankly at his phone for a moment.

He then immediately exited the chat app, logged into the web page on his mobile phone and started searching online for the answer to the question that Kuroko had just asked him, "The door to happiness." He wanted to hear it from him.

As a result, you know what, after Chen Zixuan logged into [Baijing Encyclopedia] and searched!

I actually found this question in the love column.

The final standard answer to this question made Chen Zixuan, who had not answered Miss Heizi before, deeply stunned...

【us】

"The standard answer is actually this... Could it be that the kid has fallen in love with me too?" After seeing the standard answer that Heizi asked him to this question, Chen Zixuan couldn't help but have this thought in his mind.

But...she likes me! She seems to like me! She seems to really like me! Isn't this one of the three biggest illusions in life?

So wake up, bro.

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Ah~~~ I have a migraine and my head hurts so much~~~

It makes me want to moan~~~

Ask for collection!

Chapter 54: Three-dimensional Pickup Skills for Two-dimensional Fans

Finally, Chen Zixuan, who had the illusion of love for the first time in his 20-year life, put down his phone, but he was not in the mood to work...

He looked at the clock hanging on the wall in the office and found that it was almost noon and it would be time for lunch soon.

So, he, who was a little teased by Miss Heizi and had no mood to work, left his job early and walked towards Wang Cheng, who was sweating profusely and fanning himself with a folder and had just returned to the office after delivering the driver's delivery note, in a corner of the office.

"Hey, Lao Wang."

"What are you doing, Lao Xuan? Have you finished your work?"

"No, I'm working on it this afternoon. I want to ask you something~"

"Ask a question? What is it?" When Wang Cheng heard Chen Zixuan say that he had questions to ask him, his eyebrows, which were covered in sweat due to the summer heat, could not help but raise slightly.

After hearing Wang Cheng's answer, Chen Zixuan looked around like a thief, and then found that other employees in the company did not notice, or did not care at all about his move to talk to Wang Cheng. Then he bent down and asked Wang Cheng in a low voice as if he was talking about some state secrets.

"Have you ever flirted with a girl?"

"Of course! Don't think I like the two-dimensional world! But as I told you before, I'm also good at picking up girls in the three-dimensional world! You know, I'm the same age as you, and I'm older than you, I'm already twenty-four or twenty-five, and my family's pressure on me to find a wife is no less than your family's pressure on you to get married~ What? Are you finally getting it?"

As Wang Cheng spoke, he seemed to understand something, and his serious expression instantly changed into a pointed look.

Chen Zixuan didn't care about his expression, which made people feel that he would be angry if he didn't beat him up, and he didn't answer his question directly.

I just continued the previous topic and asked him.

"Don't talk to me about anything else. Let me ask you something. Before college, did you have any experience in successfully picking up girls?"

"Well... there have been two times. I successfully held hands with someone and even went to bed with them... probably when I was in high school..." After thinking for a while, Wang Cheng gave this answer.

After hearing his answer, Chen Zixuan couldn't help but show surprise on his face, because he had never thought of it and had never understood it before.

It turns out that even an ugly guy like Wang Cheng is better off than him, a single noble whose conditions are not great but not bad either!

This ugly guy is not a virgin anymore!

So, after hearing this result, Chen Zixuan, a guy who had never slept with anyone, immediately felt that he could consult Wang Cheng, who could be considered an experienced person, in this regard!

"Then! Let me ask you something! If, I mean if! If I have a girlfriend, and I'm about to go to bed with her! Then before the [script] starts, what preparations should I make?"

Although Chen Zixuan kept emphasizing the word "if" in his words, anyone with a discerning eye who saw how serious he was would definitely think that there must be something fishy going on between his appearance and the question he asked!

As expected! When Chen Zixuan deliberately lowered his voice and asked Wang Cheng this question with a look of inquiry, Wang Cheng's eyes, who was over-age and had a second-year syndrome, suddenly became sharp!

A serious look appeared in his eyes as he looked at Chen Zixuan!

"You want to know?" (squinting)

"Yeah!" (Nods)

"Okay... For the sake of our friendship, as long as you promise to accompany me to the comic convention on the 25th, I'll tell you!"

"Um...this...this..." Chen Zixuan couldn't help but show some hesitation on his face when he heard Wang Cheng asking for a sky-high price at this time. After all, he didn't want to follow Wang Cheng to accompany a gay guy, right?

Wang Cheng was going to date the gay guy who liked him that day, so how could I, as the third party, just stand in the way?

Although, in his heart, Wang Cheng hoped that Chen Zixuan would not only be a light bulb for him, but also that he could be completely cheated on by Chen Zixuan at this time!

After all, instead of dating a man and becoming a gay or something, he might as well be grateful to Chen Zixuan, the guy who caught his frisbee, for once in his life which is about to become a philosophy!

Of course, the prerequisite is that the man who likes Wang Cheng really likes Chen Zixuan and falls in love with Chen Zixuan at first sight.

"If you don't agree, forget it. Don't ask me about this."

"Wait! I...I can go, right?" [At worst, I can bring Shirai with me. As long as I bring Shirai with me, why would I be afraid of not having a reason to get out? And I agree now, but whether I want to go or not is another matter. Anyway, this isn't the first time I've stood up Wang Cheng~]

Finally, Chen Zixuan, who had verbally agreed but was already prepared to stand Wang Cheng up in his heart, said to Wang Cheng.

Wang Cheng, who had no idea what the other party was planning, put on a satisfied smile when he saw Chen Zixuan nodded and said that he would accompany him to the comic convention to meet the gay man on the 25th of this month.

"Well, then~ I will now tell you about the series of [pre-battle preparations] before I had sex with a girl!~"

Upon hearing that Wang Cheng, an experienced person, was going to impart some experience to him that could never be found in textbooks, Chen Zixuan immediately looked like a primary school student listening attentively, and he was almost about to take out a notebook to take notes!